The Rooster Monster || YDL

[askikr79]

record player stuck

[ZeBsTeR38]

lol

[megaldair]

PUXA Q ANORMALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLL

[TheOriginalLaserbolt]

Somebody get this rooster a recording contract, he'd rock as the lead singer of a death metal band. LOL

[SugarBudgie]

LOL

[Rhevina]

Coq au vin, anyone?

[FPAMulle]

Extreme Terrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooor!!!

[subella]

how the fuck did i get here?

[krisgaertner1]

OMG I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!

[ymoncibaez]

jajajajajajajajajajajajaja que comico muy chistoso 

[Kerkopes]

WAKE the F#%@ UP!

[examinationboard]

I have to have this bird. My neighbors hate my chooks.

[mittelmeerschlag]

why so long

[Medli]

i fricking love chickens.

[InocentDick]

Still funny!:D

[InocentDick]

How did I get from Slayer...here? damn it...

[SuperSlayer3991]

Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

[nikotinko]

It's a cybercock and his tone generator got stuck, dooh.

[IchhabevielGeld]

the nightmare of all neighbours

[75Pickachu]

O.o What in the...

[shoongtokcha]

awesome!!!

[Silislin]

That was hilarious!!!!!!!

[somerandomguyLOLzz]

metal rooster XD

[asiis1000]

FUS RO DAH

[Yazzminator]

i think that rooster is takieng air trugh his azz lmao

[Truwarier14]

he wont be singing like that in my stomach..

[hildegain]

@Truwarier14 You wont be saying that when a bird of prey pecks at you.

[errOHneoS]

@Truwarier14 You don't eat roosters. Meat's too tough and not as tasty.

[driedhidehills]

metallicock

[LoopyStudios]

I used to have a cock like this...

But then I sold it.

[bravicimo]

Does that mean he is done for the week?

[Yonutzbest7]

what a fackin fak

[xfrenno2]

damn... what a cock

[ImHalcyon]

I want this as my ringtine

[killervirus87]

wtf? hahahaha

[Grant020393]

His name? DOVAKIN DRAGONBORN!

[MrRlgreaves]

watch?feature=player_embedded&­v=RgbAnqsbnyU

this is where this Rooster's vocals belong hahah

[zanucky]

This is Godzilla's evolved son xD

[greypeet]

he is saying: WAKE UP!!

[trybal007]

Lady Gaga?

[newbodycount]

Sounds like goddamn Godzilla

[AcrobatHero]

MY SOUL!!

[DinoPal]

Bet he taste better.

[SPATFRAK]

me likey 

[sdonal04]

Awwww come on, someone needs to get that poor rooster a ricola (cough drop) :-)

[hatch381]

For a minute I thought his crower had gotten stuck.

[MegaNitro82]

haha Geil :D

[mezooo2020]

What the heck??

[Tycooniak]

RIP Rooster... the owners killed him soon after this video

[IchhabevielGeld]

this bird looks like a rooster

[gta4ishardcore]

Hey dude i bet you 5 dollars you cant shout for longer than 25 seconds

- Oh its on!

*URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

- Pay me ma' money bitch

[jasminedoesburg]

Crowing: you're doing it wrong.

[ShulleVU]

WHAAAAAT !? xD

CHECK OUT my interesting video about chickens: /watch?v=VTSXgV8_Isk

[Mixfamer]

That dude has no rhythm..

[Prymer55]

hed be one hell of a singer for a metal band. the death cocks!

[bijoukaiba]

I like how the chickens in the background seem to have no problem with his voice.

[Ichibaz]

I think he is possesed by my grandpa's demon soul:S

[augalashema]

this is what i feel like in the morning too

[BosnaVolimte]

FUCKING BEAST! <.<

[fRaOuLiTa20o2]

OMG....we just found that this rooster is biebers cousin.....!!!!!

"well i am not really impressed...i was expected to be..."

[stnyblue]

thats what you call an alarm cock lmao

[ElisInNecroland]

What the freaking fuck?

[DarkSVideoBlog]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU"

[the5k0k3r]

can you imagine that a 1000 times a day......I feel like chicken tonight!

[fabre12torres]

WTF ?

[kylum10001]

thats one hell of a cock ;)

[Comiko351]

Its Kellogs!

[smegman18]

Looks like King Leonidas on 300: THIS IS HENHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­UUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[MrValles10]

He has a GREAT condition!

[Hikikomori013]

My first view of a long crower!

He's got good breath control.

[plxplox94]

nice cock

[megslover215]

My chickens love this

[thirdyfacundo]

/watch?v=bwtLuvfue10

[SkyNet14071991]

cockzilla

[MetalMan7v]

hahaahahahha xDD

[naskotennis]

That one would have made a great death metal singer !!! :D

[aquiles840525]

EL GALLO legendario!!!!

[djsusp3ctu]

massive orgasm

[MrBlackout1998]

Take 2! rooster, go!

CACA DO DA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRR.....perfect! thats a rap.

[MsWindyday]

Man he can hold he's breath he should start a screamo band XD

[eliden]

COCH CA DO DAL ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR!!!

[rubbernutz1]

holy shit hes got good lungs

[freris6991]

I scream louder and for more when I take a big shit.

[NamiTheNekoVamp]

Chuck Norris, I believe you've just met your match!

[MrPredebon]

ele grita mais que o chester da linkin park no Given Up

[MrFUCKGYPSYS]

i fucked a chicken...

it made that noise for an hour afterwards...

so i cut of its head

then fucked it again

then drank its blood

then masturbated using its blood

[TheColdest]

I think the fact that I got recommended to this by Tom Kaulitz's blog is funnier than the video itself. But DAMN that rooster can hold a note.

[ChiefofTacos]

RWAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHH I NEEDS OMELETTE!!!!!!

[THEKINGOFTHEWOLFS22]

Yo puedo hacer el mismo sonido ò.Ó

Vale, ahora sé que imito a un gallo monstruoso... -.-"

xDD

[MrGuaroa69]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA 

[BlueFrost01]

so that's what a chicken orgasm sounds like

[racional3rs]

PS: after this the rooster exploded

[Alpito123]

"My little Jerry!"

[MrGuitarphenomenon]

This sounds like what i can do after downing a bucket of kfc and a litre of coke

[thernuocker2]

WWAKKKKEEEEE UPPPPP MOTHER FUCKKERRRR!!!!!!!!!!

[kenneth83DK]

oh no its the haunted hen house.....ooooohhh. Scariest demon rooster ive seen

[boneyajsta]

Ohhhhh My fuckin GOSH wat the heck was that...LmAo...

[tamster49]

Oh my! That rooster needs crowing lessons...LOL. That's too funny!

[Truemmertranse]

DUDE! Whats wrong with your dsl modem?!

[satan163]

throw a ninja star at it

[Blatenly]

dayem... i want that rooster!, will make a greaaaaaaat alarm clock

[AlexCananC]

its like an add for throaties

[assphinktersaiswhat]

this is spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhh *GAAAASPPP!!!!!!!*

[malfunctionneedimput]

go! go! they say he's got to go! go! go! ROOSTZILLA!!!

[androx17]

hes stuck in a loop - hilarious seeing him have to wait to finish before he can do anything

[o0killenjoke0o]

where can i download the vid of the rooster

[szecsiattila]

GODZILLLLLLAAA!!!!!!

[SMDan20]

Her period

[SMDan20]

Ugh... You tricked me! I came here to see a " death metal rooster", not Amy winehouse on het

[Tot4eh]

Cool!

[eddnox]

l..l,

xDD

[stran06]

dat is one scary cock Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaa

[weird037]

This rooster should do some Opra!!!!

[Dibaizin]

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Aja fôlego! kkkkkk

[FreakXGuitar]

*falls out of my chair laughing my ass off*

[V1taLiy86]

I'm scared

[saaBBB2]

That's freaky :D

[Scruffalot]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SNOOZE BUTTON?

[NeoBreezer]

Sounds like some sort of monster from Dead Space oO

[CaptCamping]

looks like when I drink a lot of soda

[shezjackson]

WTF lol

[massagistaedgard]

parece o OZZY OSBORNE

[McAteerPaul]

The chicken is the closest living relative of the T,rex....

[Riotbringer]

@McAteerPaul its not a chicken though its a rooster...

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer A rooster is a male chicken. A hen is a female chicken. So yes it is a chicken. Sorry but if you are going to correct a person make sure u are right.

[Riotbringer]

@merlendechien ok..a female chicken is called a chicken or hen however u wanna say it..u dont call a male chicken a chicken u call it a rooster..there for i am right

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer You can call a rooster a chicken. So you are just being anal about it. That is like saying I can't call my male rabbits any thing but bucks but the females I can call rabbits or does, even though they are all of the same species.

[Riotbringer]

@merlendechien u can call it w.e u want but its kindof sad ur crying because i correctly called a rooster a rooster instead of a chicken

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer I know a male "chicken" known as a rooster. It is also known as a cockerel, or a cock. Or if it is castrated a capon. What is sad is that a 25 year old thinks that gender affects or cancels out species. Rooster = male "CHICKEN" also a male "guinea" Regardless of sex it is still a chicken or guinea. Or are my male guineas and chicken "roosters", not guineas and chickens at all? Than you should call a female nothing but hen or pullet. Or chook for all genders. Fowl for all birds.

[Riotbringer]

@merlendechien god damn ur stuborn...so i corrected someone who called a rooster a chicken cry more

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer I give you facts to say a rooster does not cease to be a chicken just because it has xy chromosomes and you keep replying with the crying comment. I have a sister like you. When she stands corrected she states the same crying baby comment to try to save face and irritate. But I am not the irritated one, you are. So I hope you were enlightened with the facts about this fowl. It's been fun.

[Riotbringer]

@merlendechien dude...what ever its a Gallus gallus..i win

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer 1. a dude works on a horse ranch I dont. And 2. gallus gallus is the scientific name for chicken so I am still right. Sorry.

[Riotbringer]

@merlendechien lol gallus gallus is the scientific name for a rooster..look it up if u dont believe me...so either way im right

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer Wrong... you learn this in middle school Conservation status: Domesticated Scientific classification: Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Aves Order: Galliformes Family: Phasianidae Subfamily: Phasianinae Genus: Gallus Species: Gallus gallus Subspecies: Gallus gallus domesticus Scientific names do not cover gender as you can see. Read it yourself. It is a chicken regardless of gender or are you not a homosapien (the same species as a woman).

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer The chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the Red Junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, and with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003,[1] there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs.

wikipedia

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer If they are older chickens you can tell by the crowing. If the chicken crows it's a rooster, and if not it's a hen. Also usually the roosters have much larger combs, but not all the time. If they are chicks you will just have to wait until they crow. All these sites say they are still chickens regardless of gender (sex)

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer Chicken. whether male or female is still chicken. Fact after Fact I give you and you still argue. Read a book. look it up for your self. find an expert scientist. A rooster is a male "__________" and a hen is a female "_________" Fill in the blanks , "chicken", moron.

I could list more but either this is sufficient or you are hopeless

[Riotbringer]

@merlendechien u dont call a rooster a chicken though idiot...today is the day a girl looses a damn argument..nuff said

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer you can call a rooster a chicken if you want. Because it is still a male chicken and you said it was not. Read the comments. That is how the whole conversation started, you: "its not a chicken it is a rooster". Hens and roosters are both chickens regardless of gender as I said. Or do you still after all the facts think that rooster is not a chicken when the word chicken is a species of fowl not a gender determinate. You are an idiot to not know the diff. between sex and species.

[Riotbringer]

@merlendechien ur argument is still false.. ur just taking what i say and rewording it.. i still win

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer Now I know you are a moron. You: "@McAteerPaul its not a chicken though its a rooster..." That is not reworded it is copied exactly. So for the argument of a its species, chicken, you are wrong and for what it is called, yes it is a rooster, a male chicken, so you can call it rooster if you want to specifically identify by gender or chicken if by species. How is that a false argument? Gallus gallus domestic or chicken is the species then the breeds and last gender to identify

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer read the definition word for word as it is copied from "my chicken house - terms for beginners" Chicken: Technically this is the term to describe a bird, either male or female of the current seasons breeding

[Riotbringer]

@merlendechien ok.. ROOSTER is a fucking rooster... CHICKENS we eat... nuff said i win

[merlendechien]

@Riotbringer ok moron. Enjoy your life as an idiot. You win the dumbass award because it is still the male chicken. And you do eat roosters as well. And yes chicken is defined as the meat from this fowl. These things I know.

[TheKiww]

this is so funny, hahahahah

[mmev1601]

bwahahahahahahaha!!

[WJKPrimsy]

WTF

[SkylerHoglen]

thats the sound i make wen my mom tells me to get up

[eva4151]

wow cool

[sweetklaudia77]

very funny!!! guys, look at "abele's farm" video: there is a metal chicken!!! can we make them meet??? XD

[scoozlemehfizzleyosh]

Hahahahahahahaqhqhqhahq!!!

[jerome9b]

It's fucking Godzila!

[FoundButForgotten]

holy sh!t >.>

[Hamnamalik]

awwww that was sooo cute

[percantat3000]

the monster¡¡¡



[efekarahann]

its got the crazy eyes

[MrBooksniffer]

ok, you done?

[binary1123]

lol rooster's like "WAKE UP BITCHES!!!"

[Tarnavchik]

rooster not a man

[harrowbits]

rofl

[JohnnyCagePro]

somebody has store that rooster dna for future generations

[marcelohugoish]

4 pessoas nao sabem gritar igual ele

[psnisexellentgamer]

i like how the chickens dont even react

[RoosterG33rs]

nice

[RawVolkov]

lol

[THEFUNKYBEATS]

MOZHAFUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA

[Healrio]

Check out McBandycars's metal cat video, it's awesome!!! lol AND THIS VIDEO ROCKS, check out the "Death Metal Rooster Berserker" if you haven't seen it as well!!

[truana26]

grutal,,yeah,,,

[elcrack0r]

no can has my chicks!

[farrellino27]

My pure Javanese Red Junglefowl (Gallus Bankiva) with his unique call: "djah.. keehh.. kook.." LOL! I don't even know how to spell it! Just check my videos! ;)

This could be a weapon for WW3