Racist Japanese Vending Machine! (Only in Japan-16)

[sofarsogood66]

hahahaXD You should remove glasses.

It does not operate well with if you are wearing glasses, a mask, a hat, etc.

[cypresspuz]

Nice sarcastic video. Lots of dumbasses visiting Japan they should not be allowed to talk.

[quasarmeister]

where were the porn vending machines? Not that japanese porn is fun.

[kazzemg]

@quasarmeister there's not that many of them contrary to popular belief.

[Icewind007]

Interesting! I wonder what kind of algorithm that machine uses to distinguish people that are "of age". What characteristics makes a person older?

I am sure it is simplified to work with the more common Japanese face. And I bet it messes up with them too.

[Sitti2300]

You should be happy. The machine thinks you are YOUNG!!!!

[MetalWhiteRose]

for one i think the machine was made to detect features of an average japanese older woman and or man .. not one of another race .. .. but what i did like was how the alcohol machine didnt have one of those things on them hahahahaha

[DeathDefyingMagician]

A retarded foreigner whining about the racism in Japan. Can't you see that you are in a non-English speaking country? I see so many dumb gaijin complain about the discrimination.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@DeathDefyingMagician

Exactly! You got my joke! I am so sick of foreigners whining about how any small imagined insult to their fragile egos must the result of *racism*. GeeZ! So I figured I'd parody it a bit with this vid. Funny how so many people don't get the joke. I mean, Gimmeabreakman! As a machine is capable of being racist. LOL!

[SilverWolfblaze]

Had me worried that Japan REALLY had racist vending machines : ) 

[Dlaxr346]

私は日本で吸う... haha

[danpluso]

So how did you buy the beer? They don't have the same system on the Beer machine? So whats stopping a 10 year old from buying beer from the vending machine??

[kazzemg]

@kawaiicuteX3 less than in America where you can still get killed for being black, hispanic or gay

[whatevs808]

Did you try removing your glasses?

[BellumSacrumBellum28]

When I was visiting Sri Lanka, they have a machine that won't sell a nigger chewing gum.

[wolfboy3212]

you luckey japan bithes

[samufugu]

There's a lot of people who need to realize that this, like a number of these videos posted by Gimmeabreakman, are not to be taken seriously. Hell, most of them are just "Hey look at what this thing in Japan does" videos with little tips on the side. Oh and the supposed racism was him joking around saying that because he's a foreigner, the machine isn't letting him use it by considering him a minor. There's always hateful comments from ignorant people on every video, I swear.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@samufugu

Yep. Even in real life, I'm joking 80% of the time.

[Kisaragi1982]

Ridiculous. You should realize that no software, namely no face recognition systems are perfect.

[Traces1000]

the vending machine don't accept racist people as adult. Sorry, you need to grow up

[stoltobot]

「パチンコ」って言葉のなかに「チンコ」が入ってるってことは面­白いと思わない？

[thijsseghers]

@stoltobot LOL! Never thought of that before!

[ronjon2565]

for the cigarette thing just put on a john McCain mask or something

[canids]

Try the machine without your glasses on. The lenses or fram may be throwing the software

[Apocryphite]

"Unable to verify your age" might also just mean "the software sucks too much to determine your type of facial structure". I'd hardly call this racist.

Coming from your other video about condom racism, that one seems a little devalued now in retrospect, since you seem to throw that term around about as liberally as that repulsive woman.

So are Japanese racist? I find (student exchange) that mostly they just don't know about other cultures. Often they only have ideals, romantic or otherwise.

[USFullOfLies]

You call a vending machine a racist?

Grow up dude.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@USFullOfLies

Yeah, DUDE! 

[zomboy67]

@Gimmeabreakman i didn't know age was a race? "Where are you from?" "Agia" " Your an Age I hate you!!"

[KittyKattyYukiLvr]

@zomboy67 It's actually ageism...but it was a joke! ^.^

[kazzemg]

@USFullOfLies he said don't take the video seriously

[Sleepover1997]

we have that in mexico lolz

[Master3Sap]

Blind people would find the video very strange.

[TheAlienGod]

I dont get the racism that occured??..

[Gimmeabreakman]

@TheAlienGod

It didn't. Just a glitch and an overreacting gaijin.

[suckmybass]

Yeah in Cyprus nobody really cares. A 13 year old can go to almost any corner store and buy some beer, wine and cigarettes. Beats being refused and having to resort to hard drugs, which is what seems to happen to a lot of American kids nowadays.

[FilipH86]

how is that racist???

[NeoWind]

haha wow thats mess up. so wait ur still in japan ? hows it going over there

[shawtyloh]

try take of your fakin glasses and look alittle more serious xP but actually a good idea thats japan i guess

[roryporey]

if we had those machines in the uk, the system would be abused so badly haha

[highrapture]

im liking the railway transitions XD

[mya619]

あなたの日本語をいいですね！

[steveshoe]

This guy is a loser. Only in Japan or the internet could someone take himself so seriously.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@steveshoe

HAHA! You think this is a serious video!? LOSER!

[ReViDarkness]

this guy is a douchebag to the fullest. cameras should not be sold to him

[Gimmeabreakman]

@ReViDarkness

1,500 videos and 10 million views and counting!

[zomboy67]

@Gimmeabreakman why has the ratings been disabled?

[Gimmeabreakman]

@zomboy67

LONG STORY.

[ReViDarkness]

tgis guy is a douchebag to the fullest. cameras should not be sold to him

[djmaxmv]

in mexico is a law for under 18 no smoking o sell smokes.

but they dont realy care sow you go to any small store and they will sell you smokes

you see is easy :P hehehe

[Hanssen69]

So your SOL for cigs there

[jeeaaman]

Man i dont get whats racist here , the machine? I know its supposed to be joke or something but the truth is you just named your video so that somebody would make the mistake of watching your faggot ass travelling around japan. Make more funnier videos thanks bye

[Sb747]

They seem to know this is(or possibly was) problem. When studying in Japan in January 09 some Office Lady at a crosswalk handed me a flyer for her company that was looking for foreigners to scan in order to improve their facial recognition software

[Gimmeabreakman]

@Sb747

Actually interesting.

[HurricaneWoWs]

Take off glasses

[trivuong]

what a racist machine.

[Cardshark128RS]

looks more of a kids arcade

[tasuya0116]

たばこの自動販売機の顔認証は性能が今一かも＾＾；

一例→ttp://d.hatena.ne.jp/thir/2­0081003/p1

[AutumnThorn]

I see a lot of "Americans think everything is racist" comments. This is not true. Our president may call every1 who disagrees with him racist (or just every1 who knows beter than to buy his bull) & yes people here of certain ethnicities ,mostly the african american, (to be honest i have to say it, not being racist) like to constantly pull the race card. But Americans themselves (at least the ones who acually understand american history & the issues at hand) do not think everything is racist.

[AnnuallySadPoet]

@AutumnThorn I'm sorry, but when did Obama ever call anyone a racist?

[AutumnThorn]

@AnnuallySadPoet

Too many times in debates or when someone says something he doesnt like. Or about any conservative or tea party member.

[hennayatsu6969]

put wight hair

[doommmmmmm]

whats the drinking age in Japan?

[Gimmeabreakman]

@doommmmmmm

20.

I think.

Google it.

[doommmmmmm]

@Gimmeabreakman googled it ur right:)

[stupidvideoguys]

lol

[therangaboy]

buy a halloween mask and see what is says

[Crossfire92x]

Dude, that sucks. I bet the machine is used to detecting Japanese faces...lolz

[YummyMoonPie]

@2007spam its a joke

[SuperJerkyBoys]

These comments crack me up, like show your dick and it doesn't like hispanics or in the USA someone would load up this machine onto a truck and drive off !

Keep em coming you miserable whores !

[Zenithson05]

ballz

[spiro37]

i heard they change the pachinko balls for like useless coins or something of that sort, and then they walk across the street to exchange said coins or whatever for money. Never heard of exchanging balls for money, but i do wanna try that one day :D

[Marden16]

Well, the maker of the machine didn't anticipate that 5% of the customers would not be Japanese. Lulz

Amazing observation sir!

[KiraYamato636]

that's kind of cool where you put your face at tr to take your glass off and add a few mudashes

[Hitomiaka]

Try stretching the corners of your eyes...

[LAiLAiYuu]

not recist at all.. ^_^

[nielswolfgang]

That's an awsome vendining machin. That just shows how safe Japan is to. In the states someone would load that who machin into the back of their truck and take off.

[MyRyuma]

アンタどうかしてるゼ

ヒ〜ハ〜!

[badkittycat65]

take off ur glasses

[guitarguybassdude]

what's racest?

[boamuro]

paCHINKO man... sensei, that wouldn't be "racist"... more like it can't read your face probably because you're wearing those glasses and it's night time? That's interesting though... I wonder how that thing works; does it look for wrinkles/beard or what? That's kind of lame verification, considering some kids can look old.

[Theytoldmetodoit1]

LOL...I love how some have taken you seriously about it being a racist vending machine.

(Sorry...I am trying to catch up on watching some of your videos)

[Japansamurai1]

i DON'T LIKE THIS HISPANIC!

GO HOME NOW!

[charlieiscool1000]

LOL oh dear

[bowdowen]

that's a interesting way to tell age but they probably should have made it more fool proof before releasing it but u know what they say make something fool proof and we build a better fool

[gazz12345a]

Try taking your glasses off you fool.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@gazz12345a

How did that feel, son. Calling a stranger out on the internet a fool. You feel tough now? Wow? I bet your testicles are made of glass.

[xxjacobxx3]

@Gimmeabreakman

im not getting in the middle of yall or w/e, but vic, maybe he meant that taking your glasses off would allow the machine to read your face pattern better. perhaps you have already tried, and it doesnt matter. peace

[gootch420]

@gazz12345a thats what I was about to write except jackass instead of fool, and for this guy to change the title, its not racism its just a piece of shit machine

[jinkazamalovnat]

@gazz12345a i was thinking the same thing

[kingt74]

you can like buy the balls in us and bring it over there o_o

[Nomoreidsleft]

Dude, that's not racism. It's just limitations of technology. Bring a picture of a yakuza boss from a newspaper clipping next time a you might get some cigarettes.

[Serkant75]

try to put on a false beard !

[Thief8Bit]

the machine doesn't like white people. LOL It was probably designed to recognize japanese native's faces only. he said it was relatively new, right?

[MickCorgi]

Perhaps you could verify your age by showing the dick...

[newharmony85]

I dont see how that is racist. But neet vending machine.

[getscript]

his mums like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

[yourallstoopid]

not racist your just a gay idiot

[FrostyMetroids]

Hows it racist thow?

[ExUSSailor]

God, what I wouldn't give to have one of those on the street by my house.

[Lawrencao]

Hey. Gimme you are a cool dude. What part of Japan do you hang out in? I will try to move to Utsunomiya in about a year and half.

[AndreR241]

Here in Germany you have to put your bank card into the cigarette vending machines. If you are younger then 18 or you haven't got your card with you, Tough!

[silverburzt]

wow i'd love to live in japan

[PockASqueeno]

How is that racist? Isn't it more like ageist?

[Gimmeabreakman]

Hey, I is still young, main!

[allnightdrinker]

How was it racist? More like malfunctioning. Fuck man youtube is right hot bed of racists isn't it. Why can't we all get along!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Good! You understood!

[allnightdrinker]

Thanks bro that makes things little clearer. Has the machine been accused of being racist before (WOH THAT SOUNDED A LITTLE A.I) And if so who by. Or was it just your idea? Let me know the background of this one, please. :D

[Gimmeabreakman]

Once we thought the machine was smoking in an elevator but it turned out to have just blown a fuse.

[mint090]

この"差別"野郎。なんでもかんでも日本のせいにするな！アメリ­カに帰れよ！日本にはな、郷に入っては郷に従えって言葉があるん­だよ。if you dont like japan, why dont you leave there? you dont have to be patient to live in there..

[mint090]

日本人全体をこれでracistなんてとんでもない話だなおい。

区別と差別の違いも分からんとは..ただ単に機械が区別できなか­っただけだだろ。

[mint090]

これだけでracistってどんだけ馬鹿だよ.what if i was recognized as under 20, what would u say? im older than 20 though. Do not use the term of racist easily.. or i would call you " racist"

[Gimmeabreakman]

笑える！

[mint090]

@Gimmeabreakman

何が笑えるか言ってみなさいよ。

もう大人なんだから、自分の言動には責任持てる歳でしょう？

どう差別なのか言ってみなよほら。まさか差別と区別も理解できな­い・・ってことはないよね。

[Gimmeabreakman]

だって、mintちゃんにはさ、英語のユーモアは伝わらないもん­ね。

このビデオは皮肉でアップした。機械にたいしてracistとい­う言葉を本気で使えると思う？ある外国人はいつでもどこでもra­cistを叫ぶ。このビデオはある意味、そいう人をちょっと馬鹿­にしている。いいですか？

[Gimmeabreakman]

And one more thing... 「もう大人なんだから」はハー？何？僕はただこのビデオで遊んで­いるだけだよ。Youtubeで勉強も出来るけど(action­teacherとgimmeaflakemanみたい) たいていの人はここで遊んでいるだけ。

ビデオをみていただいてありがとうございます。でも気にいらない­なら、見なくていい。

[mint090]

@Gimmeabreakman

いや、その勝手な貴方の"ユーモア？" whatever.. で勘違いしてる人コメント見てたら現にいるじゃないですか。その­辺はどう思ってるの？伝わってるひと、伝わってない人いるじゃな­いですか。他のビデオでも日本人は公園にゴミを捨てるって強調し­てたけど。どう頑張ってもアメリカのゴミ捨てよりはましだと思う­よ。sigh..

[Gimmeabreakman]

zzzzzzzzzzzz

「韓国人はほとんど皆嘘おつきだ」と思っている人が言っているこ­とは価値ない。MINT090 IS RACIST.

Racism is ignorance.

Good luck in life.

[mint090]

@mint090

反論できないからってracistのラベル張りするのはどうかと­思うけど。。彼の文ちゃんと読んでないよね。韓国も日本に対して­racistって言ってるよね。それに日本から韓国に対する私の­感情は区別だ。履き違えないでね。貴方と同じように、何でもかん­でも人にracistのレッテルを張る人じゃないので。　hope you understand what im saying.

[penn10rocks]

@mint090 あなたは正しいについて教えている友達です

[1337one1]

OMFG RAIST JAPANESE CUNTS, you should of smashed the shit out of it for being racist

[MerryJ3000]

he's a strange and confused little man. he gets racism and age discrimination confused.

[Gimmeabreakman]

I is 24 years old and 300 pounds!

[B4IRUTUARU16]

ummm racist...

[hkfan1980]

about the smoke machine what if ya have a young face or an older face? I'm 29 but people say I have the face of a 17 or 19 year old XD

[MerryJ3000]

I still don't understand how that's racist???

[f11rob]

Typical Americans. They think everything is Racist.

[MerryJ3000]

umm, I'm American and I don't understand how this is racist. you can't put all americans in the same category just because a few people have their own opinion.

[MerryJ3000]

and the fact still remains...what does age have to do with racism?

[SaberTanker22]

Well i don't think like other Americans do =3 sorry i just putting my 2 cents in . =)

[Gimmeabreakman]

Uh...that was kind of the point. I wouldn't say "typical americans" but many americans and other foreigners who live here think everything is racist. I was joking guys. It is impossible for a machine to be racist. Do'h!

[TimJMorrison]

@Gimmeabreakman

What about a sentient machine running Windows Eugenics 7?

[PrincessKiller1]

@Gimmeabreakman lol XD

[TheFeedingEagle]

@f11rob How come 90 percent of the comments on Youtube have to start with some variation of "Typical Americans"? You are no less ignorant than this guy.

[f11rob]

@TheFeedingEagle 35 thumbs up, seems to be true yeah? It's because Americans think everything is racist (except the ones with brains). It's mainly the Americans who believe everything on TV and the Internet, aka MEDIA. Why do I say this? A few months ago KFC Australia released a advertisement for their chicken, related to the Cricket Ashes, search for the video on youtube it's by a user Turkish something.

[Stewey2]

@f11rob

I find that comment racist sir.

[f11rob]

@Stewey2

Never did I disrespect the American race. This is my opinion, and 47 people agree.

Oh here's another one.

Typical Americans. They think other opinions don't matter unless it's their own.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@f11rob

Unfortunately I would have to mostly agree with you.

[nategore]

@f11rob yeah im gonna take one for the team and agree with you

[BL4CKR0ZE]

@f11rob Im 4m america n i can even agree with u -_-

[Gimmeabreakman]

@BL4CKR0ZE

4m? WTF is dat supposed ta mean?

[BL4CKR0ZE]

@Gimmeabreakman Oh sorry. sometimes I forget I have to write differently on different videos. 4m= from o.o

[Gimmeabreakman]

@f11rob

Typical moron, can't tell a joke.

[f11rob]

@Gimmeabreakman

7 months late. 

[YummyMoonPie]

@f11rob @ Australian, it's called.. joooke.

[m301943]

@MerryJ3000 His face did not look Japanese , so the machine rejected his request. LOL!

[Ernie101]

@MerryJ3000 yeah really... he doesn't look like a child but definitely thinks like one...what a tard

[Gimmeabreakman]

@MerryJ3000

That just means you're smart.

[bloodspiller20]

haha. baby face xD

[thejoshuahicks]

was that in Aikawa by any chance?

[Gimmeabreakman]

Nagoya!

[Gmove02]

Because, So much trabble in town,maybe. Almost Japanese can't talk English. Because Some people don't want trabble. And If'll buy TABACO , need a pass for copuple years ago, it's law.

[jacob7207]

So just quit. You want to see something racist? Watch my video on Racist Korean Children. That's racism in The Orient for you. I miss Japan.

[paladin12122]

@jacob7207 Well I can understand why Koreans might be racist against Japan ( also many japanese are racist against koreans) Japan invaded them twice, destroying culture and stealing artifacts the first time and the second time kidnapping people for expirements and takeing women and forcing them to be prostitutes for japanese soldiers. Just sayin'

[jacob7207]

I hate to be honest but here I go. I think from my own experience that Korea has a very looooong way to go before they want to be considered the global power they talk themselves up to be. I mean, I'm just sayin based on how many times I experienced some form of racism in Korea. Nearly every day. G20, 2010. The world is watching.

[paladin12122]

@jacob7207 Yea it's unfortunate that people hold grudges even through generations. Hopefully someday people will "forgive" people for what their grandfathers did to each other

[mint090]

@paladin12122

i know some of japanese distinguish korean from others since most of korean are hopeless liars,such as the comments you are saying. i have never seen those who post the source of it. they are just saying their ideals. japan has lots of source of it though..

[paladin12122]

@mint090 My comments are lies? How so? I can guarantee that everything I'm saying is true. Infact you saying that most Koreans are hopeless liars is in a way being racist. Don't go saying that one country is racist against the other and that one is innocent as sunrise. Every country has many people racist against another culture far whatever reason.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Dude, if you're going to troll, you need to have a better name. Writing ridiculous comments pretending to be ignorant is fine but now with that name.

[mint090]

@myschwettyballs

you are one real good example of racist as this title says. this video is not for racist, so you'd better get out of here.

[EsHammer1001]

I wonder if your glasses are causing the issue, how strong is your prescription? I know that mine is strong enough to make my eyes appear a bit smaller and closer in than they are. Just a thought, take them off next time you try?

[sakebutor1]

So you cannot buy smokes, but you can buy alcohol, even if you're underaged?

[JoulseyCupid]

Gimme a burekku man, nuff said. Actually I picked on you because I am missing Nihon so darn much. Go ahead, be a nit picker if it makes you happy, Sensei. I am STILL sayin freakin Gaijin and you cannae stop me , wee bairn!

[rm801996]

kids could just put a picture of an adult in front of the camera

[cod4JAY]

beer and ciggy vending machines... heaven for under 18s LOL

[Halo3RedvsBlueNaruto]

nahh you have to have a picture and an id

[xXKillaBGXx]

Try taking your glasses off or get a picture of an old Japanese person and have it faced toward the mirror thing.

[teelsing]

That's hilarious!

And anybody who hasn't lived in Japan, shut up dishing this guy, you just don't understand!!!

[demonapiccolo]

I'm not sure how the vending machine is racist, but have you seen the pantie vending machine in Japan yet?

[sugarqueen23]

try taking off your glasses maybe its reading its self

[Darkmessenger1000]

how does it work?

what does it scan to verify age?

[DingeZZ]

And the other vending machine? The one you bought your beer at. Does it ask for your age?