AKBAR BIN TABAR

[lokya1630]

khoon kharaabey ke khaandaan se hun,

sar phirey waale jhembiye ka damaad hun,

subah naashtey se lekar dinner tak khaali khoon ichh khoon hona,

ghar mein 100 qatal karke gaye toh amma khaane ku dete,

bawa raat tamaan talwaaron ku ssst sssst ssst tezz karte rehte..

[lokya1630]

mera naam hai akbar bin tabar, khod daaley achhe achhon ki kabar,

6 zakhmi 5 murder, phir bhi yaara khaan idhar,

akbar bin chottey..jamaarey kirottey,bach gaya osmania mar gaya shamshaan

akbar bin jilaani jaa maarey paani ichh paani..

abartey khaan charbatey, miya bhaai dulhe waale Golcondey qiley ke rehne waale,

uthan galli phukat nagar udaaspura hydragali pathargati sr nagar barkatpura 6 number musntura khensoukat..no compromise..only fight,

[lokya1630]

17waa murder 18wey ki talaash mein..

ghar ku jaate waqt ek murder ghar ku aate waqt ek murder..

beech mein milte 3 hafte baad no jail no police no court..

i am only minister link maama,

waddar basti labour adda..saamme dekhe toh khadda aanddha

pat pat pat pangga lene ka nai nangga kar dete

jaasti bolne ka nai..chilke ke maafik chil detey.

bhaai ku tension ke naam se jaante maama, poori AP state ku light supply kartoun.

[lokya1630]

kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar pe current bandh ho gaya, mera naam liye toh light khud ba khud chal leke aati..i

maandaar ki aamdani qutub shaahi ki khaandaani..

kaat kaat ke tukde banaake admiyon ke charminar ke paas thailey mein se nikaal ke kaudiyon ke daam bechtoun..13 rupaye mein haath..14 rupaye mein gardan, 20 rupaye mein poora dhadd bechtoun maama, akbar bin tabar bolte maama..phir bhi aapke paas hun na maama...

[shaikusman007]

waa ustaad

[xxxsunnyxxxfull]

I have only minister links mama!

[Golcondaa100]

aray chutiay akbar ja ghar ma ja kar maa baap ki kidmat kar. kab tak laund pan karta. aray tu kaisay ghar ka hai tu our kaisay kam karrha ha. dada (graand father ) bichary kitnay naik admi thay. jin ka intaqal namaz ka doran huwa. aur tu un ka naam dubanay ka liya pada huwa ray.

Salay iqbal bhai (kiran store chail ki pati ki dukan aur yaqoob bhai cylcle waloon ka pass salay dhapay khata tha aur chai(Tea) lata tha na ra nikammay bhool gaya ra salay.

aray ya sub khatam kar acchay kam kar.

[hyderabadboy20]

@Golcondaa100

 hao re bhai tu kiku jalra iski tarakki se? kushi hona re............

[TheSrk96]

yeh hyderabad kay hai never full stop only

comma

[moviescout]

is this... fun or something???

[Areeb1]

I met this Akbar bin Tabar guy in Hyderabad, he is a crack up. This is one of his skits but hes a crack up if you meet him.

He seems crazy in rel life buy is a hillarious guy to be around.

[arshi05]

is he ever gonna take a pause while he talks...my god!!!