How to Get Guys to Buy You Drinks

[LittleGigiK]

I don't understand why a woman would want to get free drinks. "Here is a free way to lose your judgement and self control!" It's not fun at all.

I'd rather get free clothes or books or something.

[sanoj275]

Step 1: Be hot.

Step 2: Ask for the drink.

Step 3: WIN!

[singstarsammy]

ummm ask????

[chainedblood2112]

im a male (straight): all you need to do is get naked, or flash your breast

[hwk336]

how to get guys to buy you drinks;

you will need:

brass knuklesor a baseball bat

optional:

a gun b

step 1 find someone to buy you a drink

step 2: if he refuses to buy you a drink beat the living shit out of him with the baseball bat or brass knuckles or aim the gun to his head

step 3: if all fails, get your ass back to the kitchen and make some god dam money! Bitch!

[star666YEAH]

date-rape @ 1:30 LOL

[neofriends]

I'm a guy, can this work for me? :D Girls shouldn't be the only people who can get free crap.

[lu97511]

step 1fking get a work

step 2 if that isnt working show ur bobys

[hejjagedu]

step 1) show titties

[Starcraft2Rogue]

This just teached me the 10 girls i kissed last week were taking advantage on me. Now i will kill all of these bitches

[euchreman]

Wow a step by step for women to take advantage of guys. So many guys are suckers for buying girls drinks. They need to do their own thing and not mooch off of men. Shitty ass video.

[blubuubz]

you will need: tits step 1: flash :D!!

[101hew]

you will need:breast.

[wimpykid422]

Wen a guy buys u a drink it shows 1 to 4 of these 4 things/ he wants 2 get 2 no u, he wants 2 b frends, he wants 2 b ur bf (boyfrend not bestfrend), or he wants 2 hav $3x - •

[thafuknouz]

You still better have sex with me.

[DonchaLoveMilk]

Step 1: Talk outloud about how last week you supposably had a one night stand with this nerd because you were drunk.

Step 2: Say "Yes." to every question that comes to you after that.

[justinshafer817]

Step 1. Talk about how much you love to give blow jobs REALLY loud so everyone can hear you.

Step 2. Repeat Step 1.

[TheRivater]

Step 1:Show Tits

[SxoliastisTwnPantwn]

1.OPEN YOUR LEGS

2.LET THEM IN

3.TAKE THE DRINK

Jesus!!!! Are you serious girls????

[Mk200114]

Step 1: Show them your tits.

(Disclaimer: doesn't work in gay bars.)

[JohnnyRage78]

if u buy a women a drink ur officially the bitch for the evening!!! remember guys for there are more women then guys in this world, in other words, bitches need to be buying us drinx.

[robabrams1444]

Audiences...

Female  13-17

Female 18-24

Male 13-17cmonnn guys..

[baskuk]

TELL THEM THAT THEY HAVE A HAIRY CHEST AND THEY WILL FORGET ABOUT THE DRINK !

[LiznessMonster]

"it's the bar, not you" sure, just keep telling yourself that....

[MrFan32]

jesus that mole

[NikySportsPromotion]

why do they need us to buy them? there's plenty to drink in the kitchen

[novideosforme123]

fuck the bars. i dnt want no drunken fool. go to a coffee shop if u want someone who isnt a drinking idiot.

[UItimatesnake]

Step 1: Dress like a slut.

[MYChemicalLyrics]

step 5.. who buys coca-cola at a bar?

[Sarchiiqa]

drama queen , cry baby, FAT CHICK ....

[narutofan966]

Step 1: Show em your tits.

[LucKaa17RawR]

you will need:

lesbian girlfriend

boob job

done

[KamiKazeKrepe]

lol."DRAMA QUEEN""CRY BABY""FAT CHICK" drama queen and fat chick are guys. idk about cry baby

[nimbo343]

Uhm - those guys are called AFC's (; If you play in the major league, the girls will buy you drinks (;

[MikesCHANNEL96]

how to get men to buy you drinks: be a whore.. DONE!

[PPPuuuDDDing]

At 1:07 i wonder what the girls were doing.

[JohnF30Music]

girls can't afford drinks these days.. sad.

[JohnF30Music]

"how to be a whore"

[StarleePie47]

At 1:10, is that guy on the right drinking from a measuring cup?!

[HughJardon69]

If you're a guy, you're pretty pathetic if you buy girls drinks without having them at least kiss you or blow you first.

[gamingplan]

I'm not a broke but I'm not buying no bitch a drink.

[xaj0x]

Next week on howcast: How to be a whore.

oh wait, been there done that

[DonRonter]

A negro buy someone a drink? Yeah right.

[BelTriniCurls]

you're pathetic

[streetfightsecrets]

"How to Be a Skanking worthless Trick"

I mean... why get a job and spend your own money? Right girls? Be "smart"..

[postmarvi]

lol

[TheAwesomeOne1ooo]

the blonde guy kinda looks like owen wilson >_>

[futrico69]

1st: be hot. period.

[Hendora]

The text for this video would rather be: "Get stupid guys to buy you drinks with these dumb strategies"

[Hendora]

Step 8: Earn some own money and buy yourself a drink, bitch

:D

[streetfightsecrets]

word

[dominika668]

@Hendora GOOD POINT "two thumbs up !

[NikkiRowCoxx]

@Hendora

ahhaha. 

[ohaimitchell]

No Its Not The Bar or You... It's Your Weight... Try Jenny Craig BITCH!!

[fucctheworld09]

triccs

[TheNismojunky]

thats fucked up. fucking whores.

[EmoMetalHead666]

1:07 God Damn They  Couldnt Wait.

[frostythesn0wman]

Never knew clubs do that, but I tend to never by girls I don't know drinks. Thats what I tell them and thats how I hook up >:0

[gayboiPhil]

correct me if im wrong but the guy at the end was the pervert wasnt he? rofl

[videogamenostalgia]

1 step method: Show a little cleavage

[RandomGothicFay]

the "pervert" looks hot bwahaha !=)

[GWozzie3]

How sad that we must only 'look' independent and not BE independent. Here's to being an independent woman (thank you, Beyonce!) and buying our own drinks so we can't be manipulated. Cheers! Gx

[GWozzie3]

How sad that women must only 'look' independent and not BE independent. Here's to being an independent woman (thanks, Beyonce!) and buying our own drinks so we can feel in our own power. Cheers! Gx

[metamltwggloakp]

HAHHAHAHAH! Women and men are so stupid! Men are a bit dumber though, either way it's all entertaining

[swaggalikeriz]

in the end of the day u might end up geting banged...or gang banged!

[StarFishMania]

LOL nobody listens to that warning >=T

[AngelaShiyanagami]

us woman were made to be able to take things from guy since we go through more pain in life then them

periods

pregenacy

having guys shove shit into are mouths,ass , O.o special area

rasing the children

etc

we just do more things then men even though all men dont like to acitptie it

[fucctheworld09]

men go trew your mood swings when your on your period and pregnancy and men raise the children too

[sanoj275]

@AngelaShiyanagami Yeah....we guys only do the fun part of getting kids...sex. Womans get to born them...xD

[0326hkim]

@AngelaShiyanagami oh well, tough shit you bitch. we do most of the shit in this world, and all you bitches do is spend your money to make yourself look pretty, getting that brazillian wax, buying some blingy clothes, and no money, so you expect a man to buy shit for you on a date.

[DasGreenCow]

Im easy, just ask me. any girl will get a drink from me. Just ask.

[bombilla42]

I love how the black dude brought in his own beer. Nice touch.

[iNsTaNtpUdDiNhEaD]

I'm a dude (straight). Will following this method get guys to buy ME drinks??? I wonder...

[metamltwggloakp]

LOL! Yes with gay guys hahaahahaha

[Gary500]

@iNsTaNtpUdDiNhEaD im a dude(straight) and thats a gay ass question

[Friendsshare]

@iNsTaNtpUdDiNhEaD yes

[SillyNerdify]

@iNsTaNtpUdDiNhEaD well if u go to a gay bar.... lol

[Bccaundefined]

@iNsTaNtpUdDiNhEaD gay bar.. my best guy friend (straight) went with a few friends and didn't have to pay for a single drink.

[floringheru]

wtf? bitches went broke and needed this video?  :)) f hilarious....

[mech1478965423]

so true XD

[stevescott321]

i always thought that women were born with that innate ability to be gold diggers... but i guess the cunning and slutty facade is an aquired skill..... NAWW theyre ALL born with it, this movie is some dumb blonde's way to write something down b4 forgeting it!!

[wizzlesticks]

*DING* Warning >> This video is crap!

[twisteddds]

Why did you remove your comment?

[wizzlesticks]

It didn't display it properly. I could have reposted, but didn't think anyone would care! LOL

[swiminthesoil]

Only chodes buy women drinks.

They're going to need another howto video for getting rid of guys that won't leave you alone after they buy you drinks

[Death2fairytales]

Jezz Wtf, have any of you seen howcast vids? They are 90% sarcastic. Most girls don't go to clubs looking to score free drinks, but lots of guys go to clubs looking to score girls. So if you want to score chances are you are going to have to buy her at least one drink (unless your game is really good.)

[twisteddds]

How to get sluts to suck your dick...

Step one, buy it drinks all night until it gets really drunk...

Step two, punch the bitch in the eye outside the bar in the alley...

Step three, once shes on her knees and your cock is staring her in the face, she will suck it longtime...

Step four - optional - throw money at her once you cum in her face..

FACT - 45% of blow jobs happen in alleys....

[IAMDonk]

@twisteddds

How you'll actually get laid...

Step one, stop being such a hatefull fucktard

Step two, work out your mental hangups with women

Step three, figure out that noone likes a pyscho

Step four - optional, live it then real world( it helps )

FACT - I'm a bloke and its fucking obvious

[twisteddds]

You see this is why I'm starting to hate Youtube, people just can't make jokes without some fucktard taking it serious, FUCK YOU PAL... If you don't like my remarks then get the fuck off of YOUTUBE...

[IAMDonk]

hey I was making a joke too. thought it was funny. dont like my remarks then get the fuck off you tube ;)

[twisteddds]

Well i'm going to make another joke. Your mum is so fat she's on both sides of the family. If you dont like it then get the fuck off of Youtube... LOL ;)

[IAMDonk]

hehe ok. I noticed your mum is fat too. she's here on you tube. but it took up two videos to fit her on. lol if you were only joking then peace dood

[twisteddds]

LOL, I like that one! See, it's good to see some people still have a sense of humour on Youtube... :) Have a good day sir!

[IAMDonk]

you too sir. hope this has restored your faith in you tube lol

[glennis25jr]

that was the most random thing i have seen in ages, first ure like fighting over a joke, then u make quite harsh remarks about each others mums, then u tell each other to have a nice day....wtf! funny thou

[twisteddds]

Fuck that, bitches buy me drinks...

[Lengsel7]

I think you guys are taking this vid way too seriously.

[jchipi000]

how embarrassing.  maybe they should go to places that serves girls free till midnight or get a fucking job. This video should be called how to be a bitch and use people.

[sinister0vampira]

1:17

misfits and GBH! Yay!!!!!

[dallaspolo]

Step 8 ... VOID WOMAN LIKE THAT. Tell them your unemployed and live with your mom. Watch them run

[pinkyandbrain1495]

this is bullshit

[SmilingWood]

Want guys to buy you drinks? Grow a brain. Have some intellect and be able to converse about philisophical things. Stop listening to rap, britany, rhianna, beyonce, etc. Stop dressing/acting/being trashy sluts and GROW A BRAIN.Help a homeless person or animal. Stop being selfish wenches.Otherwise you won't get the time of day from anyone other than low life gutter scum who'll knock you up and leave you for your best freind. Dress and act like a ghoul, and you'll attract only ghouls.

[deltaforce9876]

u know why this is good...because they come to us we get em drunk as fuck then take them to our house and have a rodeo show (if you know what i mean) lol

[BlackVelvet22]

how to get a guy to buy you a drink? hmmm act as slutty as possible. that will make a nice impression...thanks

[FireBatLover]

If these fat ugly donkeys expect a drink then they should expect me to grab their asses, It's only fair.

also don't expect me not to stare at your boobies if you are revealing them.

[G0dmaster]

"If it's not happening, it's not you, it's the bar"

Whatever helps you sleep at night, fatass...

[shane87smith]

huh so basically, how to use guys

[samuell80]

How to NOT get girls at a bar/club.

Step 1. Buy them a drink...

[CJ9M]

That is so perfect how the guy looks at her breasts during the start.

[DeanGuitarsOwn]

pause at 0:08 !

really funny face.

[shane87smith]

lol yah kinda creeper status

[CastleFlameGal]

But what if the bartender spiked your drink? Is that possible? I mean of course it is, but no one ever thinks that the bartender could be a sly, evil, perverted git.

[JustaEropeanGuy]

Step one - have vagina

If you can't perform step one - go to gay bar...

[msbj10]

lool

[WHEREtheFUNK]

if you want drinnks promise a blow job. youll get lots of drinks

[perspectivedetective]

Good advice between steps 6 and 7... I'd just add: "... and keep your eye on your drink once the bartender gives it to you."

This video reminds me why I don't buy drinks for girls I don't know. -L-

[MarineLatrine]

i aint buying shit

 unless she's hot lol

[theDreadMassacre]

ahahahaha

[AngeliqueStP]

prefer scenario #2:

Put on your big-girl panties and buy your own fucking drink!

[Qieth]

Angelique > I agree - while i wouldn't mind giving out a drink to a cute girl, i have very little tolerence for those that goes out without a wallet, expecting to get everything covered.

[OLO7]

lol @ all those losers

[yaay0]

get rid of that mole on your upper lip and i may buy you a drink..

[hereispunishment]

If the guys buy your girlfriend drinks and not you, put a heavy laxative into her drink, that bitch will shit herself and you can rub your ass into free drinks!!

[PlushJake]

I remember my girlfriend coming up to me in the bar and saying, "Hey pretend like you don't know me. This guy wants to buy me a drink."

Then later I overheard the guy saying, "Hey look at pretty-boy boyfriend. Let's kick his ass."

[HG2013]

thanks! i'm gonna go use somebody over a fucking drink now!

[sarahjf2007]

yeah so not worth it to let guys buy me a drink because then they think its their ticket to cling to me all night-

[SchmedleyDoRight]

And before anyone thinks to label me an embittered Woman-Hater: I just celebrated (emphasis on the word 'CELEBRATED', as in "rejoiced exuberantly) my 17th wedding anniversary. My Wife is my best friend. Sounds cheesy, but it's true. I specified that most 'usually' deny it. My Wife broke rank from her gender camp and admitted that it's absolutely true, and it gives women a bad reputation. It makes it difficult to deal with her 'sisters'. Similar to how some dudes are cheaters, or liars. Word.

[SchmedleyDoRight]

Um, creepy. And the ease with which this list of 'Do's & Don'ts' flows as if universally understood indicates what all men suspect (and all women usually deny): WOMEN ARE, in fact, COMPLETELY SCHOOLED FROM BIRTH IN BEING MANIPULATIVE (an inherently DISHONEST trait) TO ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS. Doesn't quite mesh with any Empowerment Mantras of "Be True To Yourself".. unless, of course, you're truly a drunken whore.

[avastyelandlubber]

step one: expose cleavage

step two: pout lips

step three: touch flirtatiously

step four: say "I get so horny when I'm drunk".

If you're not drinking by that point, then he's just not that into you.

[gaypplreadthis]

If you're not drinking by that point, your at a gay bar or a fat chick

[AJest3r]

Yeah, this just got me punched in the face...

[ronscons]

"Independent " women usually drive guys away-- if you are independent, then you probably don't need a guy at all!!!

[SpinalTapUK]

Guys, don't fall for it, and don't waste your money. Damn, we need Tom Leykis back on the air again.

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

All this for a free drink!?

[FortWorthRaised]

Am I the only one who took the part at 1:07 the wrong way?

[divine0g0d]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[xYaoiDreamerxx]

Hahahah thats what i thought xD

[notorlousben1]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo

[thisismichaelsmithtv]

check out the im on a boat remix on my page

[PlainlyxInsane]

1:22 was soo funny

for emergency he pulls out a couple of beers.

[picitup83]

Warning. notice when he's bought you the fifth shot because you may wake up the morning with a wrecked ass, stupid how lady.

[Jenna10227]

lol thats so messed up

[CSIS25]

I would not care how hot or what the girl was like if i don't know her she ain't getting a drink from me. thats my moto...

[cortniej]

Thats messed up!

[magicman205]

Now that I know these tips, I won't fall for them.

[ToastyDelights2]

ZOMG!! for once the description is different form what they say at the beginning!

[kitethekeeper]

How to get VD

[Diaaakhana]

49TH COMMENT!! WOOO HOO!!

[texasdude89]

"Don't accept drinks that you didn't see being prepared by the bartender"

haha roofie

[hostaden]

if theory of evolution doesn't exist the women's way of thinking is a complete proof of that. during the stone age she used to hang out with the guy with the biggest hammer nowadays she stuck on who got the heaviest wallet. the hammer has changed into wallet thats evolution for sure.

[greycloud24]

i suggest you do a video for guys that tells them how to discern if a woman is just attempting to use him for money/drinks etc. and a good polite way to tell her to move along.

[napalmdeatho1]

why dont you just say "can i hit it or what?"

[LordSlag]

Video Translation:

How to be a drink whore by manipulating guys with your gender while sending women's equality back ten decades and spending 38 years proving that men have been right about women for that past 38 centuries:

Act like a manipulative whore who will fuck the guy if he gets you drunk and then skip out and hope you don't get raped because you certainly deserve it.

Warning: Any woman who manipulates a man with her sexuality is a whore who deserves to be treated like one.

[LeoKillian]

This is prostitution on a smaller scale.

[ninbang]

That's assuming the drink purchase leads to a wet spot on the bed.  :)

[MrJud]

i hate bars...period

[llthgig]

Can we get a video for non-heterosexuals?

[destinygodley]

ik! i hate this :( well made and edited though.. if i ever feel the urge to depend on a man for my drunknesss. i always use the one who ask me to dance... I say.. ohhh .... no, idk.. I can't dance sober :P drunkish in no time!

[PieSniper]

Guys, who cares if it's stereotypical? It's FUNNY, especially when the two chicks come up from out of nowhere in a circle of dudes and do a fist bump. Priceless!

[RainyRaven]

lol the sudden appearance of them in that group of guys

I never let guys buy me drinks. Never raise any expectations with guys you don't know. Most guys don't really see it as a free drink.

This video is actually quite annoying. Most of my girlfriends don't expect guys to buy them drinks.

They should make a vid on how to refuse drunken annoying men.. They don't seem to take subtle hints.

[DorkyLimabean]

I buy my own drinks when I go to a bar! I only get free drinks when it's offered not because I'm trying to get it for free.

[Maximusmadrica]

Man, this may be the first video to piss me off.

[LordSlag]

It should piss you off. Women are constantly shouting that they should be treated like equals, and have their doors opened for them, their ways paid by men, bought diamonds and houses. I suggest the following titles to you: Sexploitation, If Men Have All the Power Why do Women Make All the Rules, and the works of Marc Rudov and Warren Farrell.

Know women, own yourself, and they'll never own you again.