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  • Haha, definitely one of Jackie's best lines, "Are you teaching me a bad word?"

  • NI SHI SA SHI BALALALALA NI SHI SA SHI BALLLAALALA!

  • FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED!!!!

  • "his grandma's a two bit "w" who makes double, 'cause she got no teeth." LOL, that's really harsh but funny as hell.

    getting double the payment because she can do a better BJ with no teeth for those who don't understand that part.

  • i luv the anthem

  • -Lee! there's no bullets in here!

    -I'm sorry..

    -I'm tryin to kill somebody man....damN!

    ACE!!!! XD

  • you tell this piece of s-word that I will personally f-word him up lol

  • "2-bit w who makes double cause she got no teeth!!!" *DIESSS*

  • NOOOO YOUR ASIAN STOP HUMILIATING YOURSELF!!

  • The French taxi driver is hilarious!

  • 3:45 3:49 SO TRUE

  • Carter: "You tell him that his mum was a H".

    Jakie:(Whispering) Carter i believe whore is spelt with a W.

  • a Asian guy talking French Carter: "Your Asian stop humiliating yourself".

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  • his beads sister is hairy stinken beads lol

  • HIS BEADS SISTA, HIS HAIRY STINKING BEADS....

  • *holding starbucks cup*

    i'll drink this shit all day if i have to!!!!

    lol!

  • "his bees sister his hairy stinking bees" looooool i luv chris tucker

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  • Lee there are bullets in here Man! I am trying to kill somebody

  • c'mon crouching tiger, dont hold that dragon......................te­ar that ass up lol

  • cOme on crouching tiger don't hide that dragon!.....lol

  • 5:33 just that face man xD

  • i like the part when he said call if a ass hole

  • 4:37-4:40 hahahh!!! christ tucker XD

  • I've recently been to Paris!

  • Listen To Anything Chris Tucker Has Ever Been In And Count How Many Times He Says "Man"

  • Who send you ?

    nishipasheshalelala, nishipasheshalelala

    ....

    what the hell is that ?

    I think he's speaking french.

    HAHAH !!

  • "DO IT LEE, TEAR THAT ASS UP!!!" i laughed hardout at that

  • @ramanrules123 i did to bruh lmfao

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  • FREEZE OR I'LL BLOW YO ASS CHEEKS OFF

  • lol... LOVE carter's face when he's listening thru the door..!

  • aw...lol it's ah XD ase holly :D

  • His beads?

    That's right sister, his hairy stinky beads! Lmao love these films

  • You are an asian, stop humiliating ur self. lol tucker ftw

  • 6:00

    Do it Lee! Tie that ass up!

  • Chris atempting to speak french

    LOL!

  • rush hour would not be rush hour without chris tucker

  • "Okay,You better tell me somethin or i will send you right to heaven man, i dont even care no more, im on for death, i got nothing to lose!!! Thats right sister call the lord!"" TELL ME SOMETHIN!!" CARTER!! " O shes almost done, forgive me fatha for i HAVE SIN!!!! LOLOLL

  • i saw some teeth fly out at 7:32 lol

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  • just call him an asshole!... hahaha

    

  • you are a super freak" carter

  • 'tell us right now or i will cut ur beads off"

    "his beads?"

    "yes sister his hairy stinkin beads"

    lmao

  • lol maby we should put on a dirty movie

  • "YOU'RE A SUPER FREAK!" I rofl'd so hard!

  • what is this mortal kombat or rush hour 3?

  • Nun : His Beads?

    Carter: His bead sista, His hair stinky beads

    ROFLMAO!!

  • "MISSISAYSIPALALA!!!!"  "MISSISAYSIPALALA!!!!"

  • "Tell him to stop playing around and speak right".....idk why but that always cracks me up....lol

  • YOU ARE A SUPER FREAK!!!

  • i'm not your brother

    all the stuff we been thru

    rush hour 1 rush hour 2

  • "im sick of you kenji, been tryin to kill us since the start of this damn movie!" lol

    "so now she works at el lolo poco so what" lmao

    lee runs into the room w/ a baby and looks out the balcony,"the mom's gone" haha i love the bloopers they make cdfu

  • Carter "I have studied the accient teaching of booty" lmao

  • Look man... we are not in the mood for this...

    Me And My partner just got violated by small french man

    Wearing a very large ring :D

  • whats the word that rhymes with cat and mat. ive been trying to figure it out but i cannot

  • carter is actually not bad at singing

  • 4:16-4:20 is the funniest part of the movie to me/

    'Ah hell no now you gone too far!'

  • 7:36

    I didn't know it was possible to knock yourself out XD

  • I don't get in these situations why they don't just lie...

  • "SLAP"

    SPEAK ENGLISH!

  • O:1 lol pall

  • The word is spelled wit w or an h it depends on wicth one ur talkin about

  • How can people dislike this?

  • come on crouching tiger don't hide that dragon. LMAO

    I have never seen this movie before, any of them really. I'm going to have to buy them now. these are to funny.

  • @1337syncc i like you :)

  • @1337syncc : Do not discriminate here!!!

  • Professor McGonagall :DD

  • No you're asian stop humiliating yourself! hahah!

  • where r the other parts

  • Thats right sister tell the lord hes about to have some company ... AHHA

  • Do It Lee....TEEARR DAATT ASS UPP!!

  • Lee there's no bullets in here lmao!

  • At the the beginning. Carter doing the Michael Jackson dance thing.

  • I like the ones with the white girls!

  • so funny man sick movie chris tucker is a jokerrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the national anthem scene was my favorite

  • I like the one with the Horses.

  • "And you are not my brother!"

    "I'm not your brother?"

    "All the stuff we've been through?"

    "Rush Hour 1 Rush Hour 2?" ROFL!

  • what f&&& why not the full video

  • I try to kill somebody meeen, daaaaaaamn

  • Halle Berry carter: O Hell NAW now you done gone to far

  • Son petit copain, c'est un petit PD, une tapette de tarlouze mdrrr

  • @VergilSoul vraiment??? :O

  • @MissKittyJunkie Mdrrr c'était une citation du film.

  • @VergilSoul oh yeah!!! oops. XD

  • @pantyboy1234 Nope, it's the actress from Addams family values.

  • @ArcAngels15 French chineses exist.

  • americans make me sick :D

  • At 7:33 ^^ xD i have to *grins*

  • ''i'm sick of you kenji, you've been trying to kill us since the start of this damn movie'' LMAO!!

  • "Cheese!" haha lol

  • "hes mommas a w and his sisters a w and his mommas a two bit w cause she got no teef

  • 7 people missed the like button =/

  • the part with the french taxi driver all i got to say to the creator of that scene is...what the hell?Dude scenes like that is one of the reasons that americans get the wrong idea about french scenes in movies like this is one of the reasons we think we hate each other

  • El Poco Loco xDD rofl!

  • I WANTED THE WHOLE, F****** MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @triickmaster246 if you wanted the whole movie why dont you just buy it

  • '' thats right lee, tear that ass UP '' xD i love it!

  • this vidos  is funny

  • i love it ,i have rush hour 1 2 3 on DvD =D.

  • "nd you are not my brother", "im not your brother all the stuff we've been through, rush hour 1 , rush hour 2"

  • i love this movie

  • begging i lmao

  • Im not your brother? All the stuff we been through? Rush Hours 1, Rush hour 2?

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  • cheese it was also funny when carter said u want violence well u got it hahahaha lmao!!!!!!

  • His Hairy Stinking B's

    *Cough*Balls*Cough

  • its the original soundtrack

    maybe its a bit quiet but not bad quality

  • CHESE!

  • "what did he said?"

    "he said shoot me" click

    "lee, there`s no bullet in here" "sorry"

    "im trying to kill somebody here man. damn" haha

  • if they is a film on Left 4 Dead, i swear i want Chris to be Louis. :)

  • lol

  • je parle pas au poulet moi j en merde les flics lol

  • "CHEESE!"said lee with a gun its "FREEZ" sais a person

  • "I dnt drive his kind"

    "My kind?!"

    LOL  ckraks me up every time haha

  • sing the nation anthem , olo sofo lo se le hahahahhahaa

  • Cheese ! LOL

  • ''Carter!, I believe whore is spelled with a W''

  • for the last 3 years, i've studied the ancient teaching of booty, damn hahaha

  • LAWL, "U CANT EVEN BEAT the european basketball" hell, this shiat is funny

  • holalalala j'adore ce film

    ce Mr. vous envoie personnellement vous faire un F loool

  • tell his little mother... hahahah

  • 6:30 the laugh is amazing.... "you aint ma brother after all the stuff we've been through.. rush hour 1 rush hour 2 haha

  • dude i am american and i know that it is americas fault for most of the screwed up stuff in the middle east

  • just my opinion dude!!!

  • well in the middle east they become violent because of american agression.. i think

  • Daniel Craig died today........its such a shame.

    ;(

  • y spread around bullshit

  • well in the news, in ur country were almost everywhere there are shootings and killings,and look at the world news dude!!! always waging war!!!! its my only opinion though!!! peace!!!

  • nope!!!...i believe its the truth!!1 no offense

  • Chris Tucker is my favorite actor♥♥

  • Oh Say can you See~~~~~

  • i guess the french says the truth that americans are the most violent people in the world

  • Michael Jackson died today.

  • this film is so good i see that then was by me boring

  • Umm....what?

  • excuse me i cannot speak so good english

  • LOL THE ANTHEM.

  • So the French man called Lee a fat cat?

    &LMAO@ TEAR THATT AZZ UP! XD

  • @xavier140 no he called Lee a pussy faggot

  • @schtheguitarman Ohh lmao! Damn thats cold.

  • you are a SUPER FREAK !!!

    lolz !!!!!!!

  • 5:31 !!!! HAHAHA LOOK AT THE FACE!!!

  • TEAR THAT ASS UP XD

  • i loooooooove chris tucker......rush hour 4 pls

  • i would love to have sex with a chinese woman

  • yea especially the 1 in the movie

  • their chinky-ness is a plus. They won't get any of your man juice in their eye when you finish on their face :O

  • y?????lol

  • I love this part when carter is yelling at the Chinese guy who speaks french.

  • 5:34 :D

    he is such an as*hole xD

  • hahahha at 12:00 was very funny hhahaha!!! rofl!!

  • ok..that's soo obviosly a bb gun..when he brings it bak to put in tehe clip the barrel was samall as hell.

  • I love it when he says cheese and a guy in the background absolutely pisses himself...

  • heheheheheheheh dream team its death

  • LOL @ this French fool talking anout Americans losing. France is infamously known for being defeated during wars.

  • who was napoleon again?

  • What was WW2 again?

  • I think he was the guy who got ruled, and sent into exile?

    Did I mention he failed, TWICE?

  • The french is the reason we went to Vietnam.. They were fucking around on someone elses territory..

  • actually russia was cause they were thryin to turn vietnam communist

  • omg a 7:34 im suprised he didnt kill himself lulz

  • lol

    sing the nation anthem!

    no the american one!

    dont know it

    legend

  • -And you are not my brother!

    -I am not your brother? All the stuff we've been through? Rush hour 1 Rush hour 2?

    HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • i like the ones with the hairy woman... whats wrong with you?... i dont know he teach me that... classic joke

  • plz make a 4

  • c'mon growchy tiger don't hide that dragon!

  • it is crouching tiger, not growchy lol

  • YOU ARE A SUPER FREAK!

    LMFAO!

  • 4:35-4:47 is hillarious!!!!!!