Ocarina of Time: (Xana's) Abridged Series ep 10

[ThanatosX1000]

kevin :3

[SuperSonicPain]

"No ur mother was a whore". "How did u know?"

[Birthday1313]

SODA!!!!!!

[thestacie9111]

MAKE MORE LOL

[xXxBsEnBeSxXx]

At the end there I was almost expecting Phil to have set the place on fire. xD

[Cardbattler]

Can you choose your name in Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time

[jnsnjnsnjnsnjnsnjjns]

Navi: Who has no thumbs and defies the laws of physics?

Me: Pop...tar?

Navi: IT'S NOT POPTARTS!

Me: Pinkie Pie?

Navi: *Bitch slap.*

Me: S-sorry.

[DemonicPeace]

but i like diet soda..........................­.

[lixzy45]

 best ending...EVER!!

[lixzy45]

 best ending...EVER!!!!!!

[ImprovmanZero]

Kevin sent me (want to see how many people get that reference)

[danceswithswords]

OH GOD! IT'S LIKE A PROSTATE EXAM FROM DR. PEPPER!

[linkinarmor9000]

im not sure who to fear more nai or saria(from the last eposode)yep navi it is but sarias still my wife

[IAmACocoonLCie]

As if Bongo Bongo wasn't ridiculous enough, you had to go and make him into a soda. I salute you, xanauzumaki.

[korayjwz]

likeing muffins

[korayjwz]

i likd muffins

[ariyiasan23]

Wait so he didnt wanna do the whole forest temple but he wanted to do the water temple?

[Missy2aT]

xanas name is KEVIN? dude... O.o

[Badavaia]

@Missy2aT no it isn't the name of the person who's clips he is using is kevin

[mbgov1133]

wait a second navi and minda have something in common:

Minda: did you just correct me?

Dark link: muffins are disgusting?

Navi: raaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[sporecreatorperson]

"OH GOD WE'RE ON FIRE!"

"Yeah, I didn't see that joke coming a mile away."

Link and I, we think alike. Well... apart from the desire to cut things. And his obsession with magic beans. And his finding beauty in violence. Yeah, we are nothing alike. And that's something to be proud of.

[cheater423]

"Kill Bill is basically PORN for me!" lol

[waterbomb22]

This is kind of off topic, but I am just now wondering why the giant freaky frustrating hands in the palace of twilight weren't made fun of in TP abridged. They annoyed me... A lot.

[deadaleta]

Wait... if navi calls link sweet when link tries to insult her/says something that would make a normal person feel bad, how would she react to a compliment... uninterrupted by the thought of muffins?

[superlukey3]

I cant' believe you didn't make fun of the fact that Lord Fizzy Texture's physical form looks like a giant cock. Good video anyway, though. :)

[Rosalinachick]

THUMBS UP IF YOUR THAT 25,501st WATCHER!!!

[frizza24]

4:21 NINJA



[dodgerkbs]

so his name is kevin wow

[KingGreg7]

LMFAO!!!!!

*gasp* how did you know!?

[DemonLordChuck]

I've actually had a Dr. Pepper prostate exam

Or did I GIVE a Dr. Pepper prostate exam?

In any case, there was screaming and bad tasting soda

Tasted like sh*t. Seriously!! Wonder why?

[DemonLordChuck]

You should have made a comment of all Nintendo's

floating head and hand bosses

Andross, Bongo Bongo(Lord Fizzy Texture), Gohdan, Mazaal, Mortamor, Tiki Tong...Wait, did I just list those in alphabetical order?

Dammit Nintendo!!! This is Madness!!!

No, THIS IS GAMING!!

(f*ck I need a life)

[blahalb1234]

u no how theres that new reaction thing? there should be a reaction that says: THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

[TheMultiWarrior]

4.12

Have you been spying on my mother?

[TheMultiWarrior]

Zant should of said

Fluffy my fire breathing panda, get the bacon, Daddys going out tonight!

[superpredatorbros]

awesome

[nightstar1997]

Oh Navi! How i love you. This is just a Navi episode! I love her! She's so cute and stupid!

[draco8765222]

1:06 - 1:27 = best part of the vid :D

[Darman0430]

Oh God were On fire!!!

[6teenana]

am i the only one who immediately thought of Melvin when I heard the Spirit's voice?

[blahalb1234]

i love how ur voice cracks at 5:05

[TheKairon999]

"PAYBACK B******, WHO'S ON FIRE NOW?!"

lol

[TheTrioblivion]

Sheik/Zelda: I wonder if I should be questioning my sanity

Zant: No you're perfectly sane!

Sheik/Zelda: You're right I agree.

Cool....now get over here so we can watch Link's poer-Kill Bill.

[BlendedSea]

LORD FIZZY TEXTURE.

[Linkstodeath]

OH GOD ITS LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM FROM DR.PEPPER!!!

[lunar0123]

the evil spirit:after tenthousand years i'm free is time to conker earth

rauru:god...

ganondorf:no, you work for me is the time

rauru:did you notice a doing a stupid reference for power rangers

ganondorf:oh, sorry, go on.

rauro: damn people with small penis hum...hum...where i stop, oh yes...godesses recruit a young lad with a freak for cut stuffs out and with a stupid fairy

i don't know why anyone that reference yet.

[PaigeRoxLJ]

Navi, believe me. I would never try to cheer you up.

awww, you're sweet!

[StoriUrahara]

Peter Pan's badass twin!

[MultiGamemaster1]

Even that fizzy monster wants a kit kat bar. Wow. XD

[LoZFangirl1]

Link: shouldn't you e putting out the fire?

Zelda: no that is the least of our concerns.

Link: Zelda, people are burning.

Zelda: SCREW THE PEOPLE!!! WE NEED TO PROTECT THE VILLAGE!

[Disti23]

Oh god we're on fire!

[zeldafan900]

which episode does Shad say he'd take anyone and stuff?

[AnimeOtakuist]

:Payback bitches! Who's on fire now?! >:D"

[TheHeroOfTheTwilight]

Payback bitches

[MegamanvolnutX]

O god its Like a prostate exam from dr pepper

[deathshadow2492]

The mothers of 2 people who disliked this videos are sluts!

[zeldafan900]

you know,if Impa had blocked the entrance to the well the spirit probably wouldn't have escaped 

[zeldafan900]

I wish I could give you an award for being such an awesome abridger

[BannanaPhone11]

hahaha! I feel sorry for that kakariko villagers, they now have bad skin like ganondorf.

[ddttaylor1]

well really navi is just so glowy you cant see any body parts

[ariyiasan23]

lol ive loved twilight princess abridged series and im loving this one <3

i wish i could subscribe but last time i subscribed, i had my ipod next to me and there were constant bings for video updates. sleep deprevation D:

[TheGeekMiester407]

Being perfectly honest, of all the abridged series I've watched this is the only one where I haven't skipped past the title sequence. It's too epic

[UlquiorraLuva617]

6:09 Navi and I went "hah" at the same time XD

[keyow2]

press 1 over and over to hear "Look at that bridge" over and over :P

press 4 over and over to hear "Crap" over and over :P

[MagicalDoReMi21]

Lol when my friends and I first met Impa, she scared the living crap outta us, so I shot her with my slingshot. Thusly, it richoted off with a metallic clang and I immidately yelled " OH MY GOD, SHE'S A CYBORG!". From this series, I now know that she is a Russian, pleasure-killing cyborg. Gotta be specific about these things...

[bakufun1]

i like diet coke u no and diet pepsi

[zeldafan900]

what did Shad about an erection

[KaelaBoo99]

Zelda: I didn't want to put the cat in the blender! But the voice kept telling me to. He said it would taste delicous. But it didn't the bone fragments just cut my throat!

Lolz I said that to 1 of my friends and she was like: what the hell are you talking about? I known your a physico and all but still. Do you got to therapy?

There's a lot more but I'm gonna shut up now

[Roisin127]

Navi: Defying the laws of physics since 1998 :D

[LegendofZeldaForLife]

2:51...Just in case anyone is as lazy as me and doesn't want to watch entire intro song thing. You know, I gotta say, these abridged series also Ademweslapdogs and others whos names I forgot, have truly inspired me to be a complete idiot and become a cereal killer and then make a joke about some random cereal that I bet lot of people completely forgot existed. But now I am rambling on so now I am going to shut the hell up and continue with the rest of th series.

[KaelaBoo99]

Put me down! I'm royalty dammit!......NINJA!

[nobletaco]

Zant ftw

[AsiansAfro]

PAYBACK BITCHES! WHO'S ON FIRE NOW! XD

[theyoyoclawman]

its wierd i just acidentally broke some glass and chopped my hand wide open and im accually laughing a t everything and i barely ever laugh and ive seen this 80 times

[solarwolf1]

zelda calling link crazy is the biggest insult ever

[thiscakeisFALSE]

8:00

Malo is the satanistic baby

Thats Talo

[Zeldafan1ify]

Zelda's thoughts: THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. TAKE HIS BLOOD! TAKE IT!

Zelda: No! Stop talking to me!

Link: I didn't say anything O_O

Zelda: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!

Link: What the hell is going on?!

rofl XD

[KaelaBoo99]

Navi : Who has no thumbs and defies the laws of phyisics? This girl!

[thegavin19981]

Navi: ow my knee I'll never walk again

Link: you never walked before.

[ZeldaLinkMidna99]

Villagers: OH GOD WE'RE ON FIRE

Link: What the hell? But we defeated Fizzy Texture! Who the hell is responsible for this?

Gannondorf: PAYBACK BITCHES! WHO'S ON FIRE NOW?

LOL x

[juliet20287]

@ZeldaLinkMidna99 me *catches Ganondorf on fire* STILL U BITCH!

:3

[ZeldaLinkMidna99]

@juliet20287 Hahahahahahaha!!!! Have u got any LoZ games?? I have 5 :)

[PuppyLuver256]

I know it's a long shot, but I think your attempt to make light of one of the creepiest minibosses ever was inadvertantly responsible for my recent nightmare, which featured someone battling Dead Hand, but also had an elderly lady as my next-door neighbor whose house got so badly infested with bees that they killed her. Bees...honeycomb... yeah, other than that, this is probably largely irrelevant... ^^;

Good episode, either way. I like the personal insults bit.

[MsTbeezySwagg]

The pink and white blob had a mouth big enough for a honey comb

[Tyrano840]

How are you able to sprain a knee that doesn't exist? Why did she think that wood would stop two dimensional dark fizzy texture? Will Zelda ever get rid of the second voices in her head?

[Wrongfulforce]

boner killer 5000... i cant belive i missed that part the first time i watched it. i was eating spagetti when i heard it and no joke, a noodle flew out of my nostril... it hurt alot, but i was laughing, so i dont care!

[mdude009]

You know you've lost your shit when Zant thinks you're a psychopath.

[gingamaster134]

@mdude009 cuz he is too!

[TheGuardianOfHyrule]

this episode made me laugh so hard i think 10 of my guts fell out

[gingamaster134]

@TheGuardianOfHyrule im nothing but a fold of skin from laughing

[gblackuser]

...Living things yet to be painfully stabbed by Peter Pan's bad-ass twin. I need stuff to kill.

[gblackuser]

Wait, was that Melvin?

[triforceofcourage100]

u do know that zelda has the triforce of wisdom right?

[chainsawelliott44]

1 person got a prostate exam from dr. pepper

[MadSunProductions]

Why didn't he just fight the soda with Mentos candy?

[longlivewicked]

MY FAVE (so far)

My friend and I quote the cat in the blender all the time.

[Russia2point0]

He's is a sociopath! there is a difference you know!

[khlova123]

the funny thing is that shiek has the same crazy mind as zant

[BlackWhiteKirby]

only 1 person doesnt know what funny is.

[Xkm1058x]

I still dont get why they call these games legend of ZELDA zelda only appears in the end the main charater is link the only reason the wont make it legend of link is the acranim Lol appossed to Loz

[khlova123]

when is episode 11 coming

[krazyk00k00bird]

There must be another way of doing the credits!

That's right! Every time they make a Robin Hood movie they burn our village down!

[gitargirl14]

wait a second, I though the satanist child was Malo. He makes Malo mart doesn't he? and his older brother is Talo. Right? I thought Talo was the one that beats Link up about the money in Twilight Princess abridged.

[dreborn53]

no ep.11?

[blahalb1234]

yay i stayed up all night just watching xana videos its almost 4 in the morning right now!

[DiddyKongVsLuigi]

Hey, did you get the clips for your abridged series from KevinZeldafan's walkthrough of Ocarina of time?

[xanauzumaki]

@DiddyKongVsLuigi Seriously, you guys have to start reading the info panel below the videos. I'm sick of getting these types of questions, but yes...I am using clips from his walkthrough.

[lenerica]

@DiddyKongVsLuigi nahh he didnt just read the fucking description says he did, do you need that much attention from the guy? you a boy of like 3 years old?

[DiddyKongVsLuigi]

@lenerica First of all, learn how to write and spell, second, dont butt into others conversations, third, i was watching this on my i phone, and i couldnt read the description, fourth, i just wanted to know so i can make an abriged serries using the same walkthrough. Also I dont want the guys attention, I was only asking a question, can I ask a question? are you going to get mad at me for asking that question? or that one? or that one?!!?Also your the child for getting mad at a 6 month comment!

[loosetehbest]

peter pan's bad ass twin... true

[NecromancerMaster411]

i literally forgot about Ganondorfs fire experience to find the ending both shocking and confusing for me.

[superkoolkids101]

Whens the nxt 1 coming out?

[1995mayura]

@superkoolkids101 hes currently experiencing computer troubles, delaying ep 11 and possibly future episodes. for now, please be patient and enjoy his past oota ep's and his tpa ep's. for future updates, check his channel comments, occasionally he gives updates. for now, simply wait for ep 11. believe me, i'm just as anxious as you are for ep 11 as it has nabooru and the spirit temple, and me and friend have been arguing since before even the forest temple what he'd do for those scenes. XD

[tr1ckst3r1209]

OH GOD, ITS LIKE A PROSTATE EXAM FROM DR.PEPPER!!!!!!!!! genius.

[UltimateAvatarFreak]

Did anyone else notice that the kid he called Malo is actually Talo? lol Love your vids though!

[longlivewicked]

Hey Link, do the bridges smell like kerocene?

[azurereiato]

Payback, bitches! WHO'S ON FIRE NOW!!!

[XxTheAnimeAddictxX]

Why does everyone call link kevin in the text boxes?

[supergamer426]

One person ran by the pool.

This was freaking hilarious.

[thelinedrive]

BECAUSE DOTH LOVE TO CUT THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Neisen542]

"Hey Spirit, Your mother was a slut"

"Your mother was a slut"

" *gasp* How did you know?"

lmao

[MrHyrulehero]

i wish navi was my fary we would eat muffins until there were no muffins, and then i would buy more muffins

[BeautifulNightAnimal]

Hah. You made this on my birthday;)

[linkalover1]

11?

[wrenorraven]

Things I have learned from watching these vids 1: don't run by the pool. 2: eat muffins or die. 3: xanauzumaki is better then even the blueberriest muffin out there.

[MrHyrulehero]

@wrenorraven navi is going to find you now run hide

[wrenorraven]

@MrHyrulehero Rifght, I forgot she was aware of the thrid wall////oh shit....(Splat) and other juicy brain dripping noises.

[RubeGold2]

If he's Peter pans bad ass twin then is navi tinkerbells stupid sister?

[dudesik642]

Well, Kakariko does live right next to a volcano.

[TheT800infiltrator]

Links obsession with stabbing things must explain why hes naturally good at sword fighting

[Cyprinify]

Who is Kevin!?

[ff7kevin13]

holy crap the voice in zelda's head is zant!

[dtk7181]

the 1 person who dislike this is a DARKTOM5

[dtk7181]

the 1 person who dislike this is a DARKTOM5

[nelord7000]

1 person has a smaller penis than Gannondorf

[HeroineOfShadows]

Shad shouldn't complain at least his is bigger than Gannon's.

[Pandamybaby]

I like your abbridged series better than adamwestslapdog's for 3 reasons:

1. When you talk you don't make that whisling sound that kinda hurts my ears.

2. Navi is the idiot, where as in adamwestslapdog's version, Link is the idiot (I don't know why, I just prefer that Link isn't a total imbecile)

3. Your voice suits Link well for some unknown reason.

(I'm not trollin' & I have nothing against adamwestslapdog, I just like Xana's better)

[Zenoverlordian]

Zelda's Favorite Book: The Bridges of Hyrule Country

[590275502]

Oh wow.... You are spectacular ya know Thumbs Up to you Xana for making a pretty bad ass abridged

[taytaysayhey1789]

Thumbs Up If Your Obsessed With LZ Games!

[dandragon01]

Peter pans bad ass twin FTW

[Xkm1058x]

Kevin thats your names isn't it.....

PAYBACK BITCHES

[jonbotskatergamer]

@Xkm1058x Actually no his name is Christian

[AllHailShadow1024]

he hasnt made a video in a week kill him. just kidding

[animegirl735]

OH GOD WE'RE ON FIRE!!!

[TakunThing]

what right now i think is the funniest part is that the voice in zelda's head (i forget his name) says that link is a psychopath i mean in twilight princess he was the craziest one of all

[tr1ckst3r1209]

Oh god I'm going flat

[superheroxxx]

PAYBACK, BITCHES!

[john70jake]

1:09 to 1:24

Are you sure that's Link's ancestor and not Talo's?

[datasloth]

it seems that zelda is becoming the new zant and zant the new "Fluffy, the magical winged fire breathing panda". is having ganondorf as king really a downgrade at this point? i mean, whats a few skin burns compared to getting your blood taken? how would she "take his blood" anyway? wait, dont answer that...

[animesquirt]

1:39 should have been a Harry Potter joke XD

or at least a reference to the Sorcerer's Stone

[TheRavenThief]

"No! Stop talking to me!" "

"I didn't say anything!"

"I wasn't talking to you!"

"What the hell is going on!?"

[zectorzero1]

i improvised the diet coke and mentos soda story to the erection story of how i accidentally the coke bottle.

[SparksSparkey]

i completely forgot that the honeycomb cereal existed

[antonomyous]

@SparksSparkey lol me 2

[shadowclock12]

@SparksSparkey Same here

[DeadlyXexox]

GAHH! NEXT ONE!!! AHHHHH lol

Good job Xana, its hit and miss but i enjoy it

[YummyCupcake66]

When I heard Zelda say she left a half eaten pack of mentor in the trash I was just like oh dear god...

[animefreak3581]

OH GOD WE'RE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice one :D

[Dragontamer314]

@gerbilsrock55 damn you seven year olds always quoting the video in an annoying fashion!

[gerbilsrock55]

February 10,

I spent the day crying and cutting my wrist as usual, I mean, who's ever heard of a two inch erection? How am I supposed to get a woman with......wait a minute! This is a page from my diary!

(Haha! Nerd!)

Dammit Malo!

(Ha, I hope you commit suicide and die!)

Damn seven year olds, always bullying me!

[thegamers341]

WHERE'S THE MUFFIN REFERENCE!?!?!?!?!?!?

[SagittoFX]

I was actually drinking Diet Coke while I was watching this! =O

[TheAnimeGirlLuver]

the person that disliked this video ran by the pool..

[sexyliciousmexican]

xana, i realize you're really busy and you have a life and all... but PLEEAASE don't take this long to make videos! D;

[sexyliciousmexican]

I laughed so hard when sheik called link kevin haha

[TheSydnick]

Lol, I love it! No offense, but I like you Twilight one better. But, still, funny!

[NeverKnelie]

"Damn 7 year olds always bullying me!"

[oakcityrules]

Dear Xana,

I FREAKING LOVE YOU!!! this was one of your best episodes!!-- Lord Fizzy Texture was freaking hilarious because I always thought somewhere down those lines when I played the game. Thanks for putting these out they serious make my day!!!!!!

[loosetehbest]

2 inch erection... peter pan's bad ass twin (very true) lord and savior...diet soda' evilness exposed... how do u get ur ideas do you talk to zant?

[loosetehbest]

lol prostate exam from dr. Pepper... the horror O_o