Personal question - Two Pints of Lager - BBC comedy

[bryandawkins]

in America they had this over rated show called Friends, I tried watching it once but really dislike the charters. after watching a few episodes I found that I liked these people as they could be people that I could know. I found that care for these people and I wish them well, I guess now that the show has been canceled, this is a history lesson for most. but lucky for me all the episodes are on dvd and I have a player that player r2 disc so I get to see them for the first time.

[XxMIZZL4UR3NxX]

kill louise's voice ??

[whatisitfawlty]

This show is total shit!

[Danimaylovesyou]

@whatisitfawlty

shut up! its amazing.

[jadelouiselippett]

what episode is this

[MrDonj2010]

and what result did you come up with lol

[TheFlashbabe]

first i didnt got the joke with: ooh the hindenburg disaster. but i searched for it.

[Oggyricard]

Its laughs at life through the eyes of a depressed person, therefore its "depressist". The cast seem to be permanently frightened of getting it wrong. But I don't want to spoil it for "Two Pints" fans.

[wwedude4eva]

It's not the same now without Johnny. He had a special spark :( Miss him

[EFFANDJEFF]

I have a theory: the only people who actually like this are children who think that it is what adults watch.

Does anybody actually like this lowest common denomenator shite do they?

It worries me that adults are on here saying how great this is. Ralph Little was on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and Simon Amstell took the piss out of the show - even Ralph Little said that it was shite.

You're all laughing at someone who knows this ain't good.

[swollower]

each to his own! seven series cant be wrong or are you ona higher level of exsistance than the rest of the fuckin planet? Oh yes by the way I am one of those children even if i am 50

[EFFANDJEFF]

No, you're just thick or German. One or the other. Good luck with that.

[swollower]

Ah so your a intellectual racist aswell ohand by the way am an englishman who can actually speak german fuckwit Or as it seems from yyour other comments you just like to piss people off which only goes to prove what a small minded prat you really are GET A LIFE!! Arschloch

[EFFANDJEFF]

Being intellectual isn't a race.

You might be able to speak German, but you can't speak English.

[swollower]

Prick I said RACIST golook it up in a dictionary .You shouldlearn english before making comments and i repeat PRICK

[EFFANDJEFF]

No, you said "intellectual racist", to which I replied "being intellectual isn't a race". I think that is a fair response.

I am prejudiced against thick people, which includes you. I think that people have a responsibility to think and I don't think that people who watch Two Pints actually think. You can't, not if you can be entertained by such predictable BBC paint-by-numbers comedy. Take a look at your comment. Really, you should not be criticising anybody else's language skills.

[13sheep]

@EFFANDJEFF it might not be an interlectual comedy like yes minister but it does not mean that everyone who watches 2 pints is thick your comments, though posted

a year ago, just show how small minded you are. you may not find it funny but it does not give you the right to insult other peoples inteligence because of it.

[EFFANDJEFF]

@13sheep I have changed a lot in a year. I would not post a comment like that today. If you had replied imediately after I had posted the original comment, I probably would have mocked you for spelling 'intellectual' and 'intelligence' incorrectly. The irony would have been too much for me to ignore. But I'm a different man today. I am not prejudiced against thick people any more.

Yes Minister is not good.

[EFFANDJEFF]

And it's not a case of seven series can't be wrong. It's more to do with the ratio of stupid people who can't tell when their intelligence is being insulted and intelligent people who switch off when their intelligence is being insulted.

You carry on. The population of intellectually stunted people is increasing at an alarming rate, so you can relax in the knowledge that there will be much more of this shit to come.

Fill your boots idiots!

[Rosee92]

Actually I find this hilarious and I've an IQ of 146.

[EFFANDJEFF]

IQ means nothing - obviously

[Rosee92]

ohh the pain of that retort ;)

well I won't tell you of the awesome exam results that I received today...

All I'm saying is don't judge everyone who watches this show as idiots - I'm sure you're hardly Einstein yourself.

[EFFANDJEFF]

Congratulations on your exam results :)

[pcdfan359]

i love donna

[DivaGala]

I love Jonny!

[Sanguine420]

for those of you not yet in the know, you can now view the whole first seven seasons on youtube. Just search for TwoPintsTelevision.

[swollower]

thank you your a Godsend. I just love this show

[pricemaster07]

2:28 lol

kiss kiss

my god its all slimy!!!!

had me in stiches for like half hour after i watched it again and again

[jimmylad53]

this wasnt the first time they met

[SteRDLK]

argh the hindenburg disaster argh

lmao that line cracks me up

[tom3746]

me too lol every time

[Alizasauras]

A disabled pig!!!!

Her voice is not as squeaky as in he series!

[issssssssssssss]

lol louise is hilarious

[bbaker23]

where can i find full episodes of these?

[CaliSun177]

This isnt from when they first meet!

Funny though.

[HollyoaksGirlx69x]

I luv Jonny x

[pacmanatthedisco]

I saw that girl. She walked past me in the street, just like a normal person. She was probably on the way to a cocktail party, or to her solid gold mansion.

[16babes]

what girl ?

[jedq]

thw well funny

[EmmaCRBlovesEdward]

Sheridan Smith (Janet) and Kathryn Drysdale (Louise) were only 19 when the first series aired (this is an episode from the first series). Is it just me or do they look older than that?

[EmmaCRBlovesEdward]

I'm 19 myself & I look way younger than that

[dazzac95]

just askin does anybody know what it says in the theme song ill have a pints of lager please and a pack of plaine the next word i dont know reply plz

[monamalou]

flakeys

[emobabe090]

peas lol

[misterb62]

cheese don't ask why

[jordan8892]

lol its a great show lol!

[sazzleskank]

WORST television programme ever. EVER.

So hideously unfunny it makes me feel some degree of physical pain. Horrendous.

[heroicred1986]

yet here you are watching this video??

[heroicred1986]

yet here you are watching this video???

[sazzleskank]

No, here I am COMMENTING on this video. There is a difference. I have seen the programme before, I felt no need to impose pain on myself by watching this clip. It's all more of the same anyway.

[AshOvYic08]

haa haa the indenburg disaster  lmao

[antioxidantcherry]

did you see ralph little on never mind the buzzcocks even he admitted that he has no idea why people find this funny...what better reason could you have than the star of the show saying his own show is shitter than shit..who wrote this its the crem dela crem of sheeee ite comedy..

[donotoperateoncrack]

its so damn real and well crafted hella better than our office

[CaptainStriker]

lol johnny entertaining with a jonny rofl.munch(gaz`s` m8) is fucking hilarious lol.

[medieval1377]

so cool ;)

[LiamHere2K8]

Is this an old one? Its much funnier when you get to the seris :P

[PHYLLIS230583]

sheridan smith is lush!! x

[efccl2k8]

dik that rubbish

[lfcgero]

sht up world send or whteva this shws great

[ensabrenur]

thats not really fair there are alot more comedys that are much worse than this, green wing, my family, i could go on but i thnk i made my point

[worldsendgf]

this is the worst comedy to grace British television. i'd be hardput to find anything as unfunny as this utter drivvle. and if you live in America then whyyyyy would you want to watch this, out of all the superb British comedy why would you choose to watch this unintelligent bollocks.

[FilmRangers]

Its a good show

[beckiiee15]

then why are you looking it up on youtube!! lmao

[worldsendgf]

because i am very judgmental, i have nothing else to do but look at videos i don't like and comment on them, have pity.

[donotoperateoncrack]

All hail Beelzebub

[imkingkendall]

Funniest programme everr !!

[brettsworld99]

i agree!

[KaraokePwincess]

He's Not Dead Cause He Does Commercials Now, It Would Have Been All Over The News. FAB Show Btw

[kirHaz]

that's hillarious just love it love it love it

[ficklemiss]

Check out the iplayer on the bbc website. Not too sure if you can access it in the states, worth a try.. (",)

[crazzioveru23]

nope.

i tried that.

the iplayer is for just people in the uk.

[crazzioveru23]

OMG.

lol.

i love this.

any of you guys know where i can watch this online?

i live in america... so...

i dont believe they broadcast it here.

anyway.

ONLINE?

HELP?

[imkingkendall]

Buy the dvd online or something

[largeballs001]

2 pints is fukin funni!!!!

[66xFucKingMaGGotx66]

great comedy xD

[OliverPlimpsolls]

It's probably the worst comedy I've ever seen.

[RavenousJesus]

then u r a fucking sad loser who doesn't even know wat comedy is

[giggiewithit]

omg 2pints is only da best comady EVA!!!! u sad twat !

[mileycyrus14322]

thts freaking funny

[sugarbum2k8]

LOL funny =D

omg you dumb shit you think Ralf Little died by a shark attack in real life?.. thats just a slap-stick way of writing him out. :]

[bluezxcasd]

i met the one who plays louise at stratford when she was in a midsummer nights dream :D

i actually spoke to her, how cool??

[Kezyxoxo]

Oh look .... how it twinkles in the light!

LOVE IT xD

[Shazanahy]

upload da new series plz. one where gaz n janet r 2getha

[free456789]

wow they look really young

[bossbilly7]

2 pints rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whereami07]

To be honest this programme is quite weak, the acting is bad and most of the jokes seem like they were written in a 5 minute meeting.

However, like any makeable comedy show, elements of two pints are funny, i like the nun-bath joke in this clip for example.

[moyno85]

I agree, its like the UK version of Friends. Obvious humor for people who think Rove is funny

[ClemenzaKimble]

Easily one of the worst sitcoms ever made. The acting is so false, and the jokes are feeble. I'd actually say that 'Friends' has made me laugh more, and that's crap too.

[SaitanMar]

Then why are watching this?

[ClemenzaKimble]

Because I've tried to give it a chance and see if there are any bits that are funny besides what I've seen already, but still ended up laughing as much as I would at a KKK meeting.

[19ScottishGirl92]

This show is fabb :D LOVE IT LOADS

How young does Sheridian look... infact they are all looking very young... lol

They shouldnt of killed Johnny. My favourite character in this show x

OxOx

[butybgtym]

LMAO

[punkrockernaruto2]

lol

[okami477]

this show is shit

really shit

bunch of morons who watch this

[GemmarrB]

No shit.

[09lazzie09]

I LOVE THIS SHOW ITS FUNNY HAHAHA

[madiesdaddy]

this show is the best thing sine slied bread well apart from open all hours

[xXxnimixXx]

y hav people put comments and watched the clip if they dnt like it? hmm..sumit doesnt add up...

[alik08]

beceause maybe people want to share their comments ! and so what if they watched it !

[xXxnimixXx]

er... well they say they hate the show and you dont watch something you hate...

[alik08]

well maybe they typed it in because they want to share their comment !

[sizzlinsausages]

this show is pathetic. There's nothing funny about it. It's moronic.

[pickerprick]

dont watch it then fucktard assjerker

[blackgriffin]

where is the "comedy" this show is dire. i can't believe its been going nearly 8 years. shameful shit.

[Ceelally1]

pmsl!!

[extremehardyz]

johnny is kl

[NottzChickKay1991]

not fore real he isnt

[dazzafox02]

my friend said that theres an advert and johnny is acutually with another girl and

[theorangeboxboy]

i like tht advert and the other 1 wher he says mu dad im gonna be a mcvities digestive its awsome even betta if he was gonna be a JD LOL :)

[dazzafox02]

i am yet to see both of

them

[dazzafox02]

i am yet to see both of

them

[angryinch1986]

how did he die

[XxVanessaHudgensFan]

A shark ate him!

[theorangeboxboy]

why did u kil of jony he was awsome pluse make another serise plz its awsome i like it.

[XxVanessaHudgensFan]

He quit

[the1fucked1up1world]

i think R . little AKA Jhonny should come back insted of doing micvites ads

[luckylady150470]

bring johnny back he so funny

[luckylady150470]

yeah johnny did die in the series i think he should come back he was the most funniest.

[90snottzchick]

hes not dead u werido

[JamesLippy]

yes he is you fucking tard

[xEmaAndNiicolex]

i think that he'll come back in it .

[eleanorlucy19]

Hes Dead!!! Lol

Ly xD

[compocb]

bring johny back to 2 pints he makes the series

[compocb]

bring johny back to 2 pints he makes the series

[sasukevsbyakugan]

did jonhy died???/ weird just like that zombie episode -___-

[LippyProductions]

ROFL THE HINDENBURG DISASTER! xD xD xD

[Blancheboy07]

did u know there's been Seven SERIES of that oxygen wasting piece of toss

[terencehooper]

tottaly funny-sad barstards who need a life should seek a job and get off their arse instead of posting their bile on the net-two pints is brilliant and welcome back to their new series!

[Rodgershavinalaff]

:'( Johnny died

[CheeckyCheska]

I love this video, they look sooooo different now <33

[christianfishy]

Oh, see how it twinkles in the light! I love D

onna

[gina400]

god he is coming back to play some role, maybe johnny. the writers havnt decided who or how hes gonna be yet =/

[bluebeard001]

MY GOS ITS ALL SLIMY

[sexyboikyde]

A disabaled pig funny as fook

[dtr4eva]

lol johnny rules XD

[findurzz]

he obv isn;t dead, cause if he was it would be shit, and the writerd wouldnt be able to keep up the writing..... so he's gunna come back sooner or later

i hope lol

=]

[leonlover97]

no, they had his funeral

[findurzz]

yeah obv, but there will be something to save johnnys life, i know it :D

[leonlover97]

no, he's DEAD, GONE

[findurzz]

OBV BUT I THINK THE SSCRIPT WILL COME UP WITH SOMETHING AND HIS SUPPOSED DEATH MIGHT BE SOME MISTAKE

goddd, freekin idiot

[leonlover97]

yeah keep dreaming love

[uklondon10]

how did he die?

[RoBOOSHxInxDisguise]

Shark ate him when he fell in the water after jumping over it on a trip to hawaii he won in a magazine or something lyk tht not sure ezakly

[MPGking1001]

He died because the police shot him cause thy tought he had a gun

[LippyProductions]

no he didnt >.>

he got eaten by a shark in hawaii, he survived the gunshot from the police, he was just disabled in a wheelchair for a few weeks

[MPGking1001]

He got shot because the police shot him

[kickboxcrayonz]

No Ralf Little died in real life when he was coming to the taping of ''Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisp'' there was a shark on the streets and he tried to jump over it and got eaten

[RavenousJesus]

has he fuck died in real life u dumb retard

he couldn't play jonny coz by he had an overwhelming schedule

search on wikipedia u dumb fuck

[kickboxcrayonz]

oh yeah I forgot wikipedia is always right, right?

[FilmRangers]

he's not dead in real life and wikipedia is usually right

[bustamove1415]

he also thought he was getting too old to play the role

[shami88]

wats the real story with johnny? did he die in real life?

[inferiuz]

lol

[bwaaa94]

aw johnny is so kool icant believe he died

:-(

[dudeofmeh]

i know yeah :( its not gonna be half as good without him

[XxVanessaHudgensFan]

This is the best show ever but i dont think the live 1 was that good, janet is so the best in this

[missysinead101]

Jonny died! :( he got eaten bye the GREAT BIG WHITE ShArK!! :( i woz soo upset :(

[will21175]

shit! 2 pints without jonny...

[missysinead101]

i agree that it wil b shit wit out jonny :(

[lucyisdabest12]

tonights the night!!!!!! BBC 3, 9pm, its going live!

I saw dress rehearsal last night and trust me, this episode is fantastic!

[missysinead101]

he hasnt quit

[ManUMan2008]

he did. he quit due to an overwhelming schedule.

[missysinead101]

ye i no he got eaten by the shark that woz soo upsetting ! :(

[guitarlover865]

did he really get attacked by a great white??

[missysinead101]

Yhh jannet got a fone call from hewai and she got told that he got attacked by one coz he had the chance to jump over a big white shark and he missed and fell in the water the next epissode is on sunday ! u better watch it . its his funeral :(

[guitarlover865]

okay watching right away:) but is he really dead in that show then??

[missysinead101]

Yh he is actually dead and its so unfair

[capodastaro]

I cant believe that Ralf quit.....

[kwlguy]

NaTALIE CASSIE IS SOOOO ANNOYING! I HATE HER SO MUCH FOR SOME REASON SHE CANT ACT!!

[Jessangeldelight]

She is a well good actor and Her and Will Mellor have reallllly good chemistry cos they have worked together before!

[88blackened88]

your just talking shite

go home

[guitarlover865]

what are you talking about man i love her:P

[kickboxcrayonz]

kwlguy, You know damn well Natalie is the best actres in the entire world

you know DAMN well you wouldnt say that in her face cause shed Fuck you up so badly only your kidney would survive

Jonny is lame thats why he died

[TheFuckinTowers]

EWW ITS SLIMEY!

haha

[sla2u]

gaz > all

[JonnyBoysVideo]

I'll seen this part before! Louise asking Jonny to come shopping with her and I like a funny balloon part, a condom as a balloon lol.

[HeHeAtYourWilly]

My God Its All Slimy !

Lmao