Fake Transformers Review

[alisdairkidd]

two of them are throttlebots

[xXDoctorPhantomXx]

Back in the old days there were animals and machines, still have the elephant,eagle,lion, and some digger.

[Casanova1177]

it's from the dollar store

[Darkfoxdragon101]

*looks at pen*OHH SHIT THIS IS A PERMANENT MARKER

[Radicalrich34]

my girlfriend got mad at me because i got glow in the dark condoms, and told her i wanted my penis to look like a light Saber. >.> why am i writing this? cause i feel like it

[ciaawsome3]

shooter is an atoubot he goes to a differnt combiner. OH the reason he looks like that is because grimlock made him

[ThomasMFilms]

I remember when I first saw this video over a year ago, I was lying down, about to go to sleep, while watching it, just as I was nodding off, THAT MUSIC at the end woke me up and I saw Noseybonk there and almost shit myself.

[Casanova1177]

the end= Nightmare Fuel

[primal2020]

if it gets any positive points to the KO optimus, the real version of the actual mold its based on isnt very good either

[TheBigro43bat]

At the end when the name ashens pops up turn up the to hear something cool

[Lonnehart]

How to tell the fake Constructicons from the real ones... When the fake Constructicons attempt to combine, they all fall apart instead...

[bigredhairyape]

this reminds me of beast wars when i was a kid

[dantheman931]

Two of those are actually Technobots. The fun thing about Combiners was that you could mix and match between the sets, sometimes out of necessity after you lost one or more of them. Plus, God knows why, but they made them so that the four limbs were interchangeable. I guess if you lost one of the leg-bots, you could swap out one of the arms so he could at least continue to stand around and not be all that poseable.

[SapunMan]

Not that anyone would care anymore, but the very first transformer was a copy of Cybertron HotShot. 'Sept in the 'toon, he's gray.

And that was a rather creepy ending...

[animefanclay]

I used to collect Transformers and knock-offs and I actually had a Freightepan as well xD

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

12:06 Hugo reference FTW

[hobbit4571]

Ashens=Poundlands most valuable customer!

[TexasBornGamer]

The cheap Optimus Prime looks an awful lot like the one they used in Robot Chicken..

[ClintJohnHampton]

The Bike and drill are from Computron! LOL

[MrRandomEpicVids]

don't know where the weird bike/rolling gun came from or the drill it's meant to be motormaster, deadend, wildrider, drag strip and breakdown

[ClintJohnHampton]

@MrRandomEpicVids The Bike is from Computron! :D

[jcrowley1985]

The price on that label is before taxes. There is then a Sales Tax that varies from state to state. In my state of Connecticut it is 6%. So a $4.99 item would have 30 cent tax, making the total cost, $5.29

[dionvdl]

lol! king of cheap toy land!

[bahia479]

Ashens DVD is £40 on Amazon.

He can fuck off.

[awesomelarry12]

dude its freakin cheese



[redwulf777]

16:34 Space drill of the future, or vehicle with giant ribbed condom?

[markpain98]

why is the ad coming after the video?

[stickdudeshooter]

@markpain98 becasue ashens is awesome

[markpain98]

@stickdudeshooter damn right

[jacksonator1111]

and space we'll never know because they stuck the sad onion on it...

[iAJi101]

I've always wanted a SPACE TRUCK!

[MyMediaCentre]

Did Ashens just said "on the device itself" on the first Transformers rip off toy? Is it cheap, rip off Transformers toy are actually cheap electronic tut? I can't really tell.

[daWTFguy]

i have a rob but it said it is... Dick?

[devilboy744]

rob schneider is a derp!

[johnmpowell01]

I recently picked up the knock offs of constructicons, aerialbots, and protectabots! They are awful!

[goldpsp3000]

im sick of the hotpoint add

[StarScream6606]

The Optimus toy is actually a ripoff of a Japanese exclusive based of the original Optimus Prime.

[TheGhandigotpwnd]

ITS THE STIG!

[80gundude]

VROOM.... VROOM...

[Agomongo1235]

tip any asian writing that has a shit load of lines is chinese

[leonseiprime2020]

can anyone tell me how to put a picture on our youtube name like ashens name there?? thnx

[edaviescarr]

@leonseiprime2020 look up partner program youtube

[aNdReee98]

7:01 ta ta ta ta... time to transform! xDxDxDxD

[CitrusJuicebox]

Why the Stig?

[CrazyGirls63]

even your car noises sound British...

[CaptainAshSpearow]

I am old enough to remember when Transformers instructions consisted solely of, "pull out the arms and swing the legs forward."

[straightMKchamp]

Ashens... is that a Serial Experiments Lain reference in the description?

[brycethedudeable]

where did you get the optimus prime one

[FeneIIa]

Optimus-Crime of cheapness

[MegaFoxdude]

Why is Nosecone and Afterburner part of the fake stunticon toy? They are Technobots! D=<

[jdconoly]

some say if you print him off nosey bonk will kill you

AND

that he has over 10 subscribers on youtube one them being stuart ashens

all we know is HE CALLED THE STIG

[creaphoenix]

The first one was a rip off of hotshot... who could fit both his arms above his head.

[Girtaco100]

This really is not an accurate rip-off. About 3 of those were right stunticons, the ones being the regular cars and truck. The sort of metal slug tank as well as the dildo drill are just completely different transformers made up by the manufacturer probably because they didnt have the right molds or they decided to get creative and make they're own transformer, which was terrible by the way. They should have at least made the names sound transformery.

[ladieslovethebanana]

The brave little toaster. such a fantastic movie that was :)

[mattakudesu]

more like the Cheapicons.

[Raneko]

arms fold down

[lordaborter]

space truck!

[zacktheninja300]

i remember these cheep power rangers toys i bought they were way off colored (one was tan O-0) and the two girls had big boobs -_- and broke three seconds after coming out of the package... BUT STILL THE BEST TOY EVER? according to the package they were

[PurpleSmilexx]

i luv transformers but not the toys they r totally crap

[mrodriguez4829]

the british are just mad cuz they lost the war of the insurrection. or the revolutionary war. Wow that was random

[Baronful]

umm... i like the ending of the video..... 17:30

[rybuger1]

More like Malimus Prime, amirite?

[TheCIScommander]

The blaster that fires a missile that comes with optimus is actually energon ravage's blaster.

[12345combination]

The limbs are exact rippoffs of a transformer set I myself have. These are the molds just filled with cheaper plastic.

[XxJoeyTerrifyingxX]

My brother bought this a long time ago!

[INDIANAgaby]

XD This reminds me that I had like 30+ of these fake transformers, they weren't half bad in quality and they came like 9 different ones for $19 at Walgreen's.Actually I still have a few lying around in boxes lol nice review ashens.

[INDIANAgaby]

@INDIANAgaby Also at 11:11 the cream colore car that composes Freighterpan's right arm,I have that one in My room XD

[Goexas3211]

I also have the freighterpan one... xD

[Goexas3211]

Speed Gear - Bumblebee

Sky Gear - Evac

Fast Gear - Bumblebee

Space Flyer - Vector Prime

Space Hawk - Thundercracker

Space Truck - Optimus Prime

Space Wings - Starscream

Space FIghter - Sound Wave

Space i dunnowhaazzaawhat - Hot shot.

Yep. Complete knock-offs.

[Themastercode1235]

They look a mix of the stunticons and the technobots.

[Themastercode1235]

Brave little taoster? Where did that come from XD

[Katskradle931]

Canada has even more weird taxes than America. But that's how we get our free health care, I suppose :P

[holycrapitstowlie]

@Katskradle931 Just because it's free doesn't mean it's good. I'd rather pay for a good health care than get a shit one for free.

[Katskradle931]

@holycrapitstowlie Just because it's free doesn't mean it's crap either. It all depends on the doctors really. I have a really good family doctor, and I've had really good hospital care. Money wouldn't necessarily make a difference. You could walk into a hospital or doctors office today in a country where it's not free and pay top dollar for care and end up with a terrible doctor who does a half-assed job because they just want to get through as many patients as possible. You never know.

[holycrapitstowlie]

@Katskradle931 Fuck it, I'm getting a passport and moving to Canada.

[EdmenTWS]

OMG I HAD SPACE WINGS WHEN I WAS A KID XD

[holycrapitstowlie]

@EdmenTWS Sounds like a ruined childhood.

[Fletcher4256]

4:42, I bought that in poundland not the same company but it was really good quality

[dkDyno]

The two random figures in the stunticon set ( shooter and artillerist) are actually part of a different combiner called the technobots which formed computron if I'm not mistaken. The original figures of the stunticon were all earth based vehicles so like the constructicons their ensemble made sense. Also you were right about the molds not being an exact rip off because the original figures did a LOT more than these ones. Great review and highly comedic nonetheless.

[MrNightforce]

I've just realised how unsettling Noseybonk actually is...

[kyon813]

@MrNightforce YA THINK!

[ps3gamer248]

he is starring into my soul ..... D:)

[MalfunctionsSuck]

noseybonk scared me at the end

[DoRaTo96]

@MalfunctionsSuck scared the fuck in me :)

[BundSama]

I think that orange car is supposed to be based off a Tyrrell P34.

[superduperdrew12345]

@AllanMccaffrey2663 what was the ending then?

[RowdyRodimus]

I would totally repaint Space Hawk into some G2 Seekers. The mini-combiners are actually really cool, except for the Stunticon set that he has since it uses two vehicles from Computron for some reason.

[MegaJacko12345]

i can never sleep again

[MegaJacko12345]

the end is scary



[zackvee]

frightning heads are frightning

[zackvee]

i think its menasor

[perropeppe]

.................dear god

[Amnail2]

the are went down by the doors.....

[racerx8228]

the third toy is from a store called tuesday morning that sells lots of crap at high prices. some of them are nicely priced. i want it but it's way too highly priced.

[quigon87yt]

Look like @ 07:39 Optimus had some key components recalled back to the shop.

[siege456productions]

well thanks for the night mares

[xDan92]

The end of the video o.O

[Huesomartinez]

The very end after the credits is creepy as HELL!!!!

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

17:30 "Spinning gear"?

[theheadshot45]

Sorry Ashens, but you're wrong. They are direct rip offs from the transformers series named ; Cybertron. I believe the yellow one is hot rod? The truck is optimus and the rest I can't be bothered with because they look bloody horrific. All the best, -

Some bloke you don't know.

[Reviewer158]

some of these I have and they are broken within 1 day

[PSshadow92]

You're right, we do have weird taxes. Although if memory serves, that's probably because we weren't to fond of yours. :P

I fear Noseybonk will punish me for that joke.

[XxJoeyTerrifyingxX]

@PSshadow92 lol revolution joke

[KodessR]

How do I do skirmisher?

.... *cough*

[dotchoo]

want...dvd...now.

[MrMonkeyman98]

ghghhghhgghghghhghghghhgghghhg­gh

[jungleboyuk]

Whats the deal with the big nose mask, spinning a picture of the stig?

[PlagueIndustry]

The price tag that say "Regular Price/ Sale Price/ Our Price" implies that it comes from a chain called "Tuesday Morning."

...I don't know why I remember this shit.

[crazybuizel]

That third one's box looks so weird for a Japanese toy box, they don't have English/spanish on the box 95% of the time

[RPMgo]

07:51 if you still have that ill buy it from you :D yes i'm also in the uk

[TheSkatelion]

It's bast off of hotshot

[moccamonster]

I remember seeing a knockoff Transformers during a vacation in France a good 10 years ago, and my tiny little brain just couldn't comprehend that there were fake Transformers. At the time I thought, surely the toy companies wouldn't allow this.

The world was much brighter in my youth...

[reapermachine]

shooter mcgavin

[TehEzkimo]

@reapermachine what about him? :P

[reapermachine]

@TehEzkimo the transformers name is shooter so i thought it was appropriate that we named him shooter mcgavin

[lilbribriboy]

wtf was that thing at the end, creepy as fuck.

[Graytail]

@lilbribriboy That would be Noseybonk... and yes, he is creepy. Watch again, and he will work his way into your mind and haunt your dreams for years to come.

Or he may be lazy and not bother.

[montyblanc512]

Yay, the commercials on youtube are 10x louder than the videos, just like real TV... on a semi-related note, I now need to change out of these soiled pants.

[W33vilKnevil]

Wow spammers really

[commanderkit]

That F1 car was supposed to be a Tyrell P34, the famous 6-wheeled F1 car.

[TheMrMcRandam]

i hate the same fucking advert every time i want to watch ashens

[kjw21411]

Those "Zorros" look more like Pokeballs with faces to me.

[vagyrgr]

@falkinghamburger you copied the top rated comment.

thats called "fail"

[taserking1]

I think shooter is supposed to be a Flak 88 german AA gun

[M34nPuppyDog]

i want space truck..........

[kazenoaiko]

I wonder if anyone figured out that the arms go down the side...

Ah well.

[Slashers790]

@falkinghamburger I wasnt trying to be mean. but someone already said that. :/

[Slashers790]

@falkinghamburger Fail.

[SovietCommissar010]

Robot Rob is actually called "Menasor"

[brycethedudeable]

Thumbs up if you got here from tfwiki!

[Landmark356]

Introducing the newest Transformer character: Freighter Pan! His vehicle disguise is a freighter (cargo ship) and when he transforms part of his freighter form becomes a giant frying pan that he uses as a melee weapon. Hence the name Freighter Pan!

[HANENG18]

I bet behind the camera there is tonns of popstation crap and crapy models :)hahaha

[rodferify]

yellow porche carrera gta Transformers

super Cheap

[Destroye22501]

Optimus Cheap LOL

[mattwilhelm60]

the freighterpan (or menasor) i found at a Tuesday morning store here in ohio. along with bruticus, protector, and superion

[Padata3000]

white optimus was just Ultra Magnus without the armour.. or am I wrong?

there was the oversized korean g2 version as well...

[gr8fzy1]

@jason123456789210 I don't think it was...it didn't look anything like the pictures of Sentinal Prime I'm seeing on Google. It looked like the original Optimus...only white and Chrome. And it was made of metal...

I found a picture of it!

aaa - multimedia daught calm / images / gtb00130 dot gif

[RALTProductions]

i would pass a entire year (or years) playing with that!

(cuz im a kid)

ps:dont ask me my age cuz i wont say it i wont!

[kjw21411]

I live in the US and I've seen Transformers knockoffs at Big Lots!

[holycrapitstowlie]

@kjw21411 Big Lots is like a...how do I say this..."Dollar Store Walmart, Target, Sams Club, K Mart, Shopko"

[kjw21411]

@holycrapitstowlie I've never heard of Shopko.

[holycrapitstowlie]

@kjw21411 It's a variation of Walmart. Might only be a Wisconsin thing.

[Captainbob25202000]

@kjw21411 bravo,used to work there for more than 5 yrs,and saw a lot more knockoffs than you can imagine,and before BigLots called Mac'Frugals they had lots and lots of hong kong made knockoff's of everything

[Captainbob25202000]

@kjw21411 also some of those transformers knockoffs before they made the shelf were recalled for some reason i never knew

[TheMddfilms]

1:40,Did Anyone see Prime As space Truck?

[russianspiess]

17:30 whywhywhywhywhygodhelpme.

[kyon813]

0:00 to 17:29: Jolly good snarky fun times. 17:30 to 17:43: AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! (intake of breath) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH!

[cidguy99]

Toaster?

[Nicholasc99]

the 9th one is the one you had for the super change

[ManekisDollarStuff]

The brave little toaster!!!????

[legofreak1109]

mc donalds happy meal transformers were better than that tat

[shoopdawoop32]

aaah! theres some kind of glitch with yt i cant sub to ashens it says im subbed then i go to the next vid and im not!

[kjw21411]

@shoopdawoop32 I get that too!

[jjantonellis]

Speed changers, robots in some kind of disguise.

[1234powned]

he opens the package with such care

[minimoose86]

17:28 wtf is that?

[toiletsheriff14]

the arms go in the side of the car by th door

[mattwilhelm60]

its funny watching a middle aged Englishman fiddling around with the stunticon set when you watched Peagh's review and he explains it thoroughly.

[brutallyhonest123]

@mattwilhelm60 lol its funny that youre focusing on product detail as opposed to humor.... oh well different strokes

[bassmajor]

Now we know... Noseybonk is the Stig !!!!!!! :D

[CrazyTabbyCat]

Well, I know for a fact that the last ten seconds or so of that video will be appearing in my nightmares tonight.

[Orpheusftw]

From now on I'm only buying products that are endorsed by FREIHTERPAN

[fdsal0]

CPS = Cheap plastic syndrome shit that robot should see a doctor

[2TheClone]

i wish i had the super robot

[NonRandomUser]

I like how the package depicts "Fast Gear" as a YELLOW robot that somehow turns into a BLUE car. Likewise for "Speed Gear".

[racerx8228]

He got it from tuesday morning. All tuesday morning products have that tag.

[JGRoblox23]

Hah,that drill thing did indeed look like a demented version of the mole.

[d3athfr0mab0v3]

THE ENDING CLEARLY SHOWS THAT NOSEYBONK'S IDOL IS THE STIG

[G1PR0WL]

The orange F1 car is totally a Tyrell P4. They actually had 4 steerable wheels in front.

[EJRocky]

@G1PR0WL

Haha I saw that too. Good eye sir

[erikm12]

@G1PR0WL i looked it up, and i can safely say that it is the dumbest thing i have ever seen.