10 easy tips to make your car go a lot faster

[Alexander92207]

he forgot to mention, after adding the bigger turbo, nitrous, high octane fuel, and huge (annoying) exhaust, you will then drop maybe 5 grand into, that's right boyos, a NEW ENGINE. High boost = dead engine. Nitrous (at all) = dead engine. High boost + Nitrous = REALLY dead engine. This guy's played too much need for speed I see . . .

[Limou551]

Another clown, i hate clowns.

[g4rdenspoon]

@Limou551 If you're searching for stuff like this, the only thing you'll find ARE clowns.

[Limou551]

@g4rdenspoon People that know how to do that, dont tell.

Itsnt easy, and you must understand a lot about mechanics, how can you build a house faster, if you never built anyone,lol

Sometimes i loose my time with this.

[Rone170]

wtf is nitros???

[nikhilanthony7907]

wtf gone mad !!!

[delboy1978uk]

you forgot the top tip! make sure your car is RED!

[g4rdenspoon]

@delboy1978uk Not with a silver Impreza, no no.

[delboy1978uk]

i bet you know guys that do this stuff... i know i do lol

[g4rdenspoon]

@delboy1978uk Of course I do...

[gazmetal]

How can I make my bike faster too?

Can't wait for the single!

[g4rdenspoon]

@gazmetal Cool. I wrote a rap for Jason going on about his Subaru, banging hotties and rolling a fat one, just got to get around to recording it and making a video.

[Tadek59]

Wow !

Cool Tips !

[g4rdenspoon]

@Tadek59 :)

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

Is it me ... or do you sound slightly asain in parts? Haha

As you know from my car video, I'm not a fan of midified cars haha

[g4rdenspoon]

@MadMonkeyBoy08 If you go up north you find quite a lot of white lads trying to be Asians ... true, that's who Jason is - haven't you noticed this before?

[MadMonkeyBoy08]

@g4rdenspoon True ... Yes I have noticed this haha.

Also, here in Peterborough, they try to do the same or they try to be intimidating like a black man but I suppose that's what all chavs do ...

[tomken8dy]

have you tried adding amphetamines to the gas tank?

[noypok]

good tips!

cheers!

[Wysiwygnuttyjo51]

@mitylan Lol....but no mention of brakes....so I suggest cutting a hole in the floor of the car (like the Ant Hill mob in Wacky Races), and 'make with the feet!' It'd be good for faster acceleration when pulling out of junctions and overtaking!! ;)

[jondavis1234]

Sometimes, if you whisper to your car ''go faster... go faster'' while driving, it actually will. No guarantees, though.

[g4rdenspoon]

@jondavis1234 I like the disclaimer... :-)

[g4rdenspoon]

@mitylan That is some good advise :)

[gpzDave]

LOOOOOOL "It's better to have gone fast and crashed than never to have gone fast at all!" Hahaha that was awesome!

But hang on a minute, I hope you don't keep picking on Subaru's with sawn off exhausts, remember the saying 'be safe be seen' well, be safe be HEARD is my motto, if you've ever stepped out onto a seemingly empty road only to be crashed into by a 'silent' Prius then you'd know what I'm talking about! :)

[g4rdenspoon]

@gpzDave This character only came about because of the Subaru, he cannot offer any advise without it somehow being enhanced with a little Impreza magic. Boom!!

I know what you mean about silent cars, I believe that the manufacturers have started making an effort to give them some noise to stop people from getting run over.

[Wysiwygnuttyjo51]

I found adding some 'Go Faster' stripes to my Ford Fiesta has increased my 'pulling away' ability by several vital seconds at traffic lights!!!! Great advice, Mr Spoon!!!

[g4rdenspoon]

@Wysiwygnuttyjo51 I should get some of those stripes...

[alzebub666]

I've heard WD40 works ;)

[g4rdenspoon]

@alzebub666 That's the wonder-juice :)

[TUCKERZONE]

Where was your advice when I bought a Crap Peugot

[g4rdenspoon]

@TUCKERZONE The advise would have been, don't buy a crap Peugeot.

[haggidubious]

Sage advice from the man himself. I really like what your chroma key did to the hat too!

[g4rdenspoon]

@haggidubious That hat isn't even blue - bloody lighting problems.

[villesangel69]

nice video!

[DibbersPage]

Fat girls are good Bro, well ya need something with some cushioning once you rip out the airbags ahhahaha H&R Bro

[g4rdenspoon]

@DibbersPage That's only going to work if she's sat on the dashboard, in which case you won't be able to see where you are going ... oooh, nasty !!! :)

[DibbersPage]

@g4rdenspoon Ah but if you're a proper boy racer then you have to barrel roll the car hahaha H&R

[g4rdenspoon]

@DibbersPage But then she could end up on top of you - you'd be crushed, but comfortable all at the same time.

[DibbersPage]

@g4rdenspoon It makes sense Bro hahhahah H&R

[g4rdenspoon]

@DibbersPage Thanks mate :)

[cestrianvlogger]

sell the cat box after you cut it off, there worth quite a bit

[g4rdenspoon]

@cestrianvlogger They're not worth that much; there's only a tiny amount of platinum in there.

[hybridpanda]

lol dont have a fat girlfriend. rofl

[g4rdenspoon]

@hybridpanda It's a good tip... :0