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  • if you got a powerful punch, but a broken jaw isn't especially serious compared to other injuries you can cause the face.

    Woody are talking like this was MMA fight. There is a huge difference between "street fighting" and MMA in general. Untrained people will not be able to block nor absorb punches, so a regular punch in MMA can be lethal out on the street.

  • who have experienced it in real life, NEVER FCKING AIM FOR THE NOSE.

    The adams-apple is the same thing, never ever aim for that. If you for some reason really need to fight (defending you or someone else for example) then going for the eyesocket is effective. The other person will get even more disoriented than by a hit in the nose due to tearing up and overall blurry vision, and injuries often don't need to be treated. The jaw is also a safe-bet, there is a big chance you will break his jaw

  • (sry, was a bit tired, was a uppercut, not a straight punch) big, that was devastating. He ended up in hospital with minor brain-damages due to one of the loose bones in the nose had gotten pushed up against the brain. If i had punched him just 1 mm ( 0.04 inches ) to the right, he would have had extremely serious braindamage, or even worse, be dead.

    There are also very many blood vessels around the nose, which can cause death by bloodloss by a unfortunate hit. So no, take it from someone

  • I found this video through MiracleofSounds rant, and wow... just wow.

    Under a period of my life a couple years ago i was a wreck and ended up doing changing friends to a much much worse kind. I was often in fights and similar stuff, and i honestly get extremely upset hearing this. To tell kids to go for the nose in fights is scaring me. Have you (Woody) even been in a fight yourself? The last fight i ever had i accidentally hit the other guy straight at the nose, and due to me being pretty

  • ok one if your in a street fight you dont want to stand and fight i would break his shoulder and his knee cap and then take off you cant chase me i did mma and the cool part is i am a 6 foot gound fighter you would think i am a stand up fighter

  • If ur in a street fight if ur on the ground, even if your good at jiu jistu or something, scratch your opponants eyes, make him blind. no rules on the street, cheep shot all day long.

  • Guys, try not to fight. I beat the shit out of a guy cuz he was really annoying and now I'm being sued for hate crimes cuz he was black. Stay away from these problems and dont fight

  • and keep your eyes on their shoulders and upper body you will see which hand they are going to send.

  • i have quite a bit of fighting experience, if he throws a punch move into it use your forehead. i know this sounds like it hurts, but it hurts him a lot more then you would think. the skull is the hardest bone in the body you will break his hand with that one move. then go in for a palm strike to the nose. it will be an instant broken nose. (and for all those who think that by doing this it sends the nose bone onto the brain and they die its a load of b s) or send a bloack and an attack together

  • @nigahigafan10009 The stories you often hear about death by nosepunch is inaccurate, yes, but there is a bone at the back of the nasal cavities that can be projectile into the brain. This is why so many MMA trainers and Self-defence trainers only advice people to go for the palm hit on the nose in life or death situations.

  • I gotta say, this reminds of when i jsut got to school, i was always bullied, not because i was ugly, fat, wore glasses... Noooo, it was because i was a really fast learner and helped others. One day i snapped and beat one of the bullies and he was whining so hard that i looked like the bad guy xD. He never teased me again and i ended up helping him again but that was all for nothing: that guy was and still is a trainwreck-he quit school, he's got a bad reputation and has no manners or respect

  • TOWLIE! :D lol i think

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  • Best places to hit someone in my experience: privates, nose and jaw

  • Good advice but the fact is if you grab a bat you can win most fights by bashing them in the head with it repeatedly.

  • im not the strongest kid...any tips?

  • @Obzervz ask wingsofredemption .

  • If you go for a right to the nose in a fight were they're ready for you (chances are if you are facing them and their facing you they will be ready) they will most likely block it. Another thing is don't go for hooks unless your confident you can hit them hooks are easier to dodge and are harder to get power out if.

  • Always fight if you know you could win

  • @FreeToSnipe i love that advice :)

  • kpoop

  • great fghting and sex advice tehe!!

  • if you fight with a guy the best way to win kick the balls works allways

  • I fought 4 first time and i dodged a punch and did the tyson ko to him and he cryed all day

  • woody.. i challenge you.. TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!

  • woody idk if youll be doing anything to really respond to this video but heres my storie on my resent fight. on time this guy was being an ass to everyone for no good reason like every fight story usually starts. and he thought it be good to mess with me. the thing it was that i wasnt really one that was weak when it came to talking back. so in short form he ended telling me that we would fight. the next day after all my classes he rides up on his bike and swings at me. in the end i kick hisass

  • if i twist my dick will i make it 12 inches longer??

  • im in krav maga

  • Lol dr phill and MMA interesting

    But man theirs nothing like dominating someone in a fight but it sucks to lose

    By the way I'm a wrestler

  • So your doctor phill and you did MMA interesting

    Lol theirs nothing like completely dominating someone in a fight you get a grate sense of satisfaction but it sucks to lose

    By the way I'm a wrestler

  • Who said that the person I'm fighting is a 'he'

  • It hilarious when someone starts a fight but they get their asses handed to them

  • In a street fight (that you dont start) fight to win. Cheat if you have too. If you do start the fight and you "cheat" then your are pathetic. Thats my take on fighting.

  • Last time I was in a fight,it was a half-random street fight with two rappers that picked on me for being a metalhead.They were about 65 kilos (I'm 55-ish) and the fight started with me being punched below the eye.That moment,my brain transformed into a fighting machine and only after I handed them their asses,I realized what I did.No matter how big or muscular the guy is,the kneecap and the face are always weak.I did just that,then smashed their heads while on the ground (they couldn't walk).

  • Mrflyingsworchick=pussy. If u pull a gun that just means ur a bitch. Throw hands don't shoot u fucking whorewhore

  • If both fighters are unexperienced, get the morale down, i've been sucker punched twice in my life, didn't go down, and the other guy was shocked i didn't, and after that their fighting spirit dropped and i basicly knocked them out because of sheer power. I'll tell you one thing though, the nose thing is leggit, it hurts like crap and it makes your eyes go watery and your sight is messed up. also punching someone in the right spot in the belly = win, that's how i got humiliated lol

  • How to win a fight. P228 pistol 'nuff said

  • How to knock someone out....

    Lung shot, heart shot, jaw shot...done.

  • Im a wrestler and ive won fights by putting a guy in a bundle of arms which is a wrestling moves i have one of the best bases for 13 years old a 16 year old couldnt get me out of the referee position

  • after this video my mother makes me unsuscribed :(

  • @souleyyy Your mother doesn't want you to know how to defend yourself?

  • @582Thomas just kidding bro -__- why there is alwas guys like you whos coming to say bullshit... i know how to defend myself

  • You gotta fight! For your right! To PARRRTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY

  • Wow, I learnt exactly the same at karate (braun belt ^^)

  • i thought this was about how to fight in cod but still inteeresting

  • lol , good video. but while i go out it only depends on muscles , i knocked 2 people out just by hitting them once in the face :) it was so funny because i was 5 years younger (they where 18) and i knocked em out both :)

  • @WoodysGamertag please check your inbox

  • half of this was great sex advice

  • Woody you should have mentioned some things to do if you end up on your back.. Like constantly kicking them with the back of your heel in the spine or the lower back area in general, that should be a good way to get them off of you since it hurts like crazy. I've seen BJ Penn use it in fights and seems quite successful, since they can't really do much other than get off of you or try to pass guard, but that would be a good chance to stand up as quickly as possible.

  • I think you should aim for the back of his head facing his face. That way you give FULL power and dont stop at the nose. You drive your fist as if your want it to go through his skull. Gives more mental power as well!

  • @TehSkep7 Guard down not looking still makes you a pussy

  • TIP: dont let him get you on floor other wise your dead

  • @TehSkep7 cheap shot he wasn't looking

  • ''Pop him in the nose and hes not gonna like it at all.'

    What about kicking to balls

  • @TehSkep7 back when i was a boy we just duked it out It sounds to me like you were scared of him

  • @TehSkep7 yeah you beating a guy that's 6'1 and his girlfriend broke it up don't seem the guy was that tough if his girlfriend is breaking it up

  • 1. punch his balls

    2. run (optional)

    3. beat the shit out of him

  • @TehSkep7 yea anybody that threatens you over the internets.... fucking puss

  • Superman Punch or Spinning Back Fist are the best ;)

  • How to fight (dirty)

    -build muscles

    -lift weights

    -fart on the enemy's face until he passes out

    -kill the enemy

  • a guy on the other team got 0 kills 14 deaths! :O

  • always with the MPL.... :( u should play with the UZI!!!!!

  • Size doesn't matter. Theres a kid in my grade (9) who is 5'4 and 180lbs. Not too much right? He benches 410 by himself

  • @DefendtheHorde that is one lobsided mother fucker, does he look like a ball?

  • guillatene or however u spell it. all u do is get there head under ur arm which is pretty easy then u can choke them out in a matter of seconds

  • I have never gotten punched in one fight I have ever gotten in. Mostly because, as woody said I'm always on top. However, I have never gotten into a true all out fist fight, mostly because I can stop them before they happen. Control the head and they all go down.

  • k so what are you supposed to do if the fucker keeps ducking

  • @TugginMyPooda aim lower. hit the body not the face. like he said take out the body the rest falls too. works for me when i need it that is

  • This kid talked bout my dad so i punched him in the gut and hit his head off a table

  • Power comes from the hip Woody.... tut tut tut... I've been doing Martial Arts for 8 years, and trust me when I say, power comes from the hips, twist your hips and your arms and shoulders will follow, so yes power does come from the shoulders..... but if you twist your hips at the same time... your power will double :)

  • I got a question, what if the other person is smaller than u- size wise, but he has more muscle, so is it worth fighting that person?

  • Instead of fighting, we could talk about it...... screw it, that isn't fun at all =p, street fighter 2!

  • Just be like "LOOK" and they will be stupid enough to look somewhere and get a cheap balltap lol

  • Kick in the nuts?

  • i'm too psychologically weak in terms of violence that i would lose any fight.

  • cant you kill someone if you punch them directly int he nose?

  • @lilben869 nope. but you can kill them if you punch them in the throut

  • i'll do the best combo.

    punch push punch

    teabag.....

  • a one punch knock out would be a pack a 'PUNCHED' pistol.........

  • dont fight = win

  • @WhatTheSnipe1 you = gay

  • I got in a fight once

  • Still trying to add u my gamertag is gamerfreak607

  • Aim for the nose. Puts you into shock. Next try to flank him and choke the fuck out of him. I good move is grab under the ribs and pull up. Same with nostrils, and bone around your eye socket. You could also use the ball of your hand to make a good impact. My father was a SEAL and my bass teacher was CIA during Vietnam. I know some stuff, and there is more lol

  • @BeatlesMadeTheWorld kraaaaav maga!

  • @BeatlesMadeTheWorld I like this....I will keep this in mind ;)

  • Cmon taking a fight to the ground is for bitches stand up like a man and re arange his face

  • @IRETO360 bitches like mma fighters, lol

  • Theres a kid that trys to start shit with me and my friend all the time. The kid is actually afraid of me more than my friend. Im only 5'7 to 5'9 and only about 120 pounds, and this kid is about 150 but he's a pussy! Imma put his shit on blast if I have a class with him next year, so what would be the best thing to do if he comes at me? I've gotten plenty of practice fighting, just wanna switch stuff up a bit.

  • As soon as you get on the ground, Kimura that bitch, the fight will be over in a few seconds if you're fighting an untrained fighter who wouldn't know how to get out of it.

  • how to knock a fucker out : left hook right hook the fucking knee him in the face.

  • The popular thing is true. Last year in football I was the kicker. The kid was smaller than me, but he picked on everyone. I was warming up and he tried to say that he was better- and tried pushing me outta the way. I got like 20 punches in before the coach came over. I was lmao when he got in trouble for getting his ass whooped and trying to pick on me. - No im not a fatass.

  • Woody I just hit a guy in the jaw.. It broke his neck and now I'm doing 20 years for murder.

    Can I be on Mail Monday now?

  • perfect plan right here... someone starts to try and fight? get naked... simple as that! cuz noone wants to fight a naked guy

  • do you play with a wooden controller?

  • Why should we take your advice, you're a quitter. 

  • @BluntRip He had toquit because he had to go to rehab and he tore his ACL. Id like to see you pay bills for 2-3 months and then try and make more money while your leg is hurt. Oh wait sorry, you probably play soccer so you get in slap and hair pulling fights.

  • @DefendtheHorde Both of my knees have been injured since january and I've been doing rehab since then. I haven't quit anything and I'm still paying all my bills.

  • y the hell did u make this with gameplay or at all 

  • I haven't fought since 5th grade. He punched me in the eye and the teachers grabbed me. Bullshit.

  • Thanks and the fat kid thing is true. I have a friend in the 5th grade who is like 150 punds. Kids make fun of him all the time. He beat the shit outta a kid who was always in fights

  • this was great but you should do a- How To Have sex(properly) video as well. that would be awesome

  • @mo389 One pump chump much? Or just can't figure out how to do it?

  • @shorty4e

    no,i just cant seem to figure out which hole it goes in :?

    im just saying it would make for a great video.

  • @mo389 he did he said you should always be on top lol

  • I'm thinking of doing Krav Maga, i dunno if that's any good.

  • @Griffolion0

    krav maga = badass

  • @alliencedful I agree, but I don't see the practical aspect of it. How often are you going to get grabbed by the neck on the street. It may be more practical in America ( sorry if this is a stereotype) but I am in Australia and the streets are not as confined. If you want the upper hand in a fight do boxing, your punch will be 3-4 times stronger than your opponents.

  • @ikillbill000

    If,you want the 1 on 1 upper hand, do wrestling, and if you're a skinny/scrawny guy, do thai box

  • @animexduo I loled so hard at remembering watching the vid

  • Why dont you just stomp your enemy when hes on the ground, thats would i would do

  • Fat kid who beat up good looking kid? That fat kid on youtube who did the hulk smash on the little midget o.o.

  • i think anderson silva knocked a guy out from bottom

  • @venom0784 he did! heelkick from tha back!

  • @MrManguy17 i really like it and would like to know more. im gonna look about joining a wrestling team or somthing. Also this "Basic" info is more about fighting ive ever known. Thanks for not cussing me out like 9/10 of the other commets i post :)

  • @Dayvuni thats cool if your commited, best of luck to you

  • i plan on being a true badass at 13 i know how to throw a knife shoot a gun accurately i workout got meh some abs and i know how to tornado kick (but ill never use it its for bragging rights and to show off to the ladies :P) but my brother and father taught me everything i know

  • Woody, ever try Brazilian knife fighting? That's some shit right there.

  • @adidasUKz anderson is only gonna teach you how to make a fool out of your opponent and make him run away "cough cough forrest griffen cough cough"

  • How to win punch to tha face

  • if you want the FULL story pm me

  • Ahhhhhhhhh reminds me of my first fight.. Elementary school I was in 2nd grade and a 5th grader wouldn't leave me alone... I asked if he wanted to fight so I fought and got him on the ground knocked him out by punching him in the nose about 7 times and he kept saying "im goinna die I'm gonna die" paramedics rushed to the school and I got expelled

  • @spongefreakman hahahahha

  • do more

  • This should be renamed to 'how to have rough kinky sex'

  • 1v1 me.

  • 4:36 THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID

  • Hmm missionary position? Now I have a good reason to tell people why Ive never been in a fight

  • I got into a fight this year im in grade 10 this fat kid who smokes and does alot of drugs pissed me off multiple times so i kicked his ass and hes over 100 pounds heavyer then i am haha it was fun beating his face with my fists.. ;P

  • AIM FOR THE GONADS

  • woody im a 14 MMA expert i have trained since i was 4.i trained in jiu jitsu, i will take you on in the octagon.

  • @aretheworst i could take you

  • @aretheworst it would be wierd if u didnt win since he trained for 4 years

  • im one of those fat kids =-)

  • MUAY-THAI just do some lowkicks and he's down

  • All i do is get them in a head lock then hip throw them and start kicking them in the face or Put ur weight in your punches (get them on the floor that is a advantage)

    Thumbs up so people can learn

  • @Rsmadisme yeah i bet your just a hip throwing machine. try that on somebody who knows what their doing and you'll get reversed in a heart beat

  • How to win: Have the better weapon or a bigger army.

  • my kd is 9001

  • Now how do you win a fight if you're fighting with a 5'10 kid who takes Kung-Fu? lol

  • @JaxTrozer hammer + knee caps = WIN

  • @YeTiSn1p3zZ LMAO

  • "OMG i'm in a fight"

    rofl

  • Hit them a few times in the face and as soon as your opponents defence is getting weak give him a knee in the lower body or lower back

  • 4:35 to 4:43 sounds so dirty

  • how to win a street fight (USA only):

    - Buy a handgun

    - Shoot

    - Win

  • @HiJaayD lulz

  • @HiJaayD east coast only though

  • when you said always be on top and hammer fists i thought you were describing aggressive sex

  • toe bash to the nuts then poke the cunt in the eyes :)

  • I remember my first fight like it was yesterday... Ridin my bike sum random kid shot me with an airsoft gun ran after him he ran away then i gave him a good beating. Friends just watched me. Good times lol

  • @tygonzar haha, nt that like 50 people have said that already

  • I'll just play dead :-)

  • 3:45 lol

  • "I'm just a guy who learned MMA for about 4 years"....yeah..thats a guy i dont wanna mess with.

  • Stand up to bully's guys. They may act tough but they're pussies really. Even if you lose the fight, they won't try that shit again.

  • @Sendura1 not if they not the shit out of you

  • @MrTrunk3rs Not necessarily

  • Nutshot?

  • @MAlford65 Only if you wanna be a pussy

  • @TheODawgg

    Or if you're outnembered or he's got a weapon. Just saying.

  • Fuck it, I'll just get a gun!

  • @garrethdavis lol gun=prison

  • @aj1201pitt haha and beating the crap out of someone isn't ? :P

  • @garrethdavis lol true :D

  • @aj1201pitt =]

  • lol my cousin lives in wales and hes not very bright hes like mentaly retarded but sum little kid thought it was funny and my cousin gave him a left hook and knocked him out

  • i like top position but im not talking about fighting ;)

  • ... I thought this was going to be about how to win a gunfight!

  • Fighting is just generally stupid. Sports are okay, but people have this stupid thing that they just wanna beat somebody up. Talk in over, no need to fight.

  • @xNinjanxZZx ya but sometimes you have to fight so its always a nice skill to have

  • @xNinjanxZZx no dude. fighting is only stupid if you start it. If you're defending your buddy or yourself, its fine. Although, i do agree fighting should be saved until your last resort and you should try to find a peacful solution. Its just too bad all some people wanna do is fight you and sometimes, you gotta fight back.