Yes well. As we all know movies arn't offensive at all. You should know by now that Video Games are the sole cause of Satanism. And when have movies ever been controversial? Outside of horror, action movies and anything ever made involving religion drugs swearing racial sterotypies or Kevin Bishop?
More importantly, how does she get away with walking around in daylight WITH NO TROUSERS? Or at least a skirt. Maybe a dress, though she doesn't strike me as the dress type.
I mean at least Eva has the cloak which she can close up, but Betty? Zip. Caboodle. Nadda. Nicht. Zero.
I was going to say that Lillylivers (becky) sounded very good and that she should look in to voice acting for a living. Then looked over her website and it looks as if she really in trying to do so. Keep it up Lillilivers!!!!
This movie is so bad that it should be used in an Episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, or would Pural not even use this because it's as bad or worse then an Uwe Boll film.
*head desk* How hard is it took make a half decent mythical creature movie? I mean really. The concepts of vampires, zombies, werewolves, and dragons have all been raped by recent movies... I'd hate to think what they'll do next -.-
What we really need is another Dracula remake. I know remakes suck and theres already too many but I still want them to shit out another remake of Dracula solely so it can remind everyone what a vampire is.
*Whacks lilly over the back of the head with it* THAT'S FOR THE BAD SWEDISH IMPERSONATION!
*hands it back* Danke!
Okay, in all honesty though, I sincerely doubt that they'll stop making Vampire movies... The "Demonic" beings of myth seem to be the main topics of the year... Werewolves, Vampires, Mummies, Aliens...
A cash cow is called such, for it's milked for all its' worth, then tossed... we can only wait for this to dry out... Ugh...
When I saw the title, I thought it was a fake name for something else. But no, there were actually enough people pathetic enough to make something that could only pass as a time minute porno into a full-lenght film. My soul is crying.
I did the same Myself. Give others character development, and never make a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, 'cause in the words of a friend, 'Perfect characters are boring'.
Slightly easier question then: If they have to be portrayed as they are in these movies what would you rather vampires be remembered as; lesbians or emos?
I Dont Know if i should be Scared or Switch on by the Lesbian Vampires Making out
cysatoshi 1 year ago
Once again, Vazul is loud as hell but all the other characters are quiet as a church mouse.
EmperorChupacabra 2 years ago
How the fuck does your jumbled mess of stupid shit that no one cares about have anything to do with my last comment?
joshguy64 2 years ago
Actually, if Lesbian Vampire Killers came out in the 50s, I bet Ed Wood would have directed it.
joshguy64 2 years ago
What..... the..... frick.....? Um right, why does this somehow remind me of "My Immortal"? Lesbian Vampire Killers I mean?
Ok. Lets mark that off as a movie that shouldn't be seen.... :(
TCUSolidWolf 2 years ago
I'm confused the title, are the vampires lesbians or are the vampire killers lesbians
lastone1376 2 years ago
at the trailer, it seems that the vampires are lesbians
bolllzack 2 years ago
So in this video:
Team Fortress Two
Swedish(?) Vampire lesbians
Pokemon
Best.Video.Ever.
:p
Videogamer0011001011 2 years ago
Wasn't Zombie Strippers doing that already?
RandomDCE 2 years ago
robert engunld fufufufufufu
XDIchigoKurosakigx 2 years ago
Meh
Sorry, I don't like your characters
ERC is cool stuff though
Doom2Guy 2 years ago
Yes well. As we all know movies arn't offensive at all. You should know by now that Video Games are the sole cause of Satanism. And when have movies ever been controversial? Outside of horror, action movies and anything ever made involving religion drugs swearing racial sterotypies or Kevin Bishop?
Protectorett 2 years ago
and I'm a cunt! XD
Stupidfart9876 2 years ago
wait hows betty alive in daylight
plus8game 2 years ago
More importantly, how does she get away with walking around in daylight WITH NO TROUSERS? Or at least a skirt. Maybe a dress, though she doesn't strike me as the dress type.
I mean at least Eva has the cloak which she can close up, but Betty? Zip. Caboodle. Nadda. Nicht. Zero.
It defies all logic I tells ya.
dude91011 2 years ago
still this is from the person whocame up with braface, jellyfish junkie and vazul (honestly what is going on in that head of his)
plus8game 2 years ago
In Bram Stoker's Dracula, he states Vampires can go out during the day but they lose most of their power and strength.
I just applied that logic to Betty!
RandomDCE 2 years ago
At least that logic makes more sense than sparkly emo ones
*Goes to his secret hideout to hire 3 certain someones for protection*
Kervinlereturns 2 years ago
Betty and Vazul and now my favorites of your characters.
Infidel775 2 years ago
Wait.....who would wanna kill lesbian vampires?
Hoiness 2 years ago
cuz they're gueerosexals
ImtheArbiter 2 years ago
The same people who keep trying to get Video Games banned.
Lightspeeds 2 years ago
Haha, reminds me of Lister from Red Dwarf's favorite movie, Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls.
theguycalledchris 2 years ago
Are you ever going to do Vazul and Friends watch GI Joe just wonderin
ShadowDragon0007 2 years ago
I havn't watched it but i've read reviews giving it very low scores. Is it really as bad as they say?
Protectorett 2 years ago
Whoa, holy crap. Vazul actually was quiet and sane during the movie. Oh well, there's a first time for everything.
Flar3Luigi 2 years ago
lol
otakugamer92 2 years ago
does it actually play it?
CoreMarine 2 years ago
Voice acting should be better.
And for fucks sakes, less nudity and more content.
(Not that there's anything wrong with nudity)
Lemoncode 2 years ago
Oh dear... Oh frakking dead..
BygPhattyPlus 2 years ago
ice age:why does this exist?
same can be said for this movie and twilight
primal2020 2 years ago
I want to see Transformers: Attack of the Fart Jokes.
I'm still shocked that a movie called Transmorphers exists to be phased by such a thing as this.
tnpan 2 years ago
I was going to say that Lillylivers (becky) sounded very good and that she should look in to voice acting for a living. Then looked over her website and it looks as if she really in trying to do so. Keep it up Lillilivers!!!!
mojothemigo 2 years ago
It was 99 Quadrillion times better then Twilight.
Ditherliss 2 years ago
lol i like the TF2 music at the begining
killaPH33R 2 years ago
dont forget the cirqe du freak movie coming this october
ChromeGhost0219 2 years ago
If you read the Transformers add ^^
It says attack of the fart jokes
rexplosi0n 2 years ago
"I... fucking... hate... MOVIES!!"
That delivery was so perfect.
comixboy159 2 years ago
For a second I was wondering why the film would be a touchy subject for Betty...
..then I remembered she was a vampire. :P
Neotails8762 2 years ago
well what's more rediculous, this or the megan fox movie where she's a demon vampire thing
GamerGuitarer 2 years ago
I never saw the trailers, so I thought that it was about lesbians who kill vampires. (which would be awesome)
joethehero2 2 years ago
You can't say it doesn't have a semi-interesting title.
Spiritfoxmaster 2 years ago
For a video called "Vazul and friends", it doesn't feature Vazul much. :/
lozfoe444 2 years ago
I felt this should be about Betty considering the subject matter.
RandomDCE 2 years ago
With a title like "Lesbian Vampire Killers" shouldn't it be about Lesbians who kill Vampires?
To be correct, it should be "Kill Lesbian Vampires"
JetDroidMonkey2007 2 years ago
lesbian vampire killers?! O_o...... wouldn't they be considered hate propoganda if they're killing gay vampires......ehh... shutting up now.
thesillycrusader 2 years ago
My god, how can someone make a movie like this while being 100% sober and in their minds!!
CaptainOlimar247 2 years ago
wow xD, lol...this vid is pure win. idc what people say, i think it is
Dthevampire09 2 years ago
LOL Hilarius as always.
charizardag 2 years ago
dude i wanted to see this the minute i heard about it!!
shadowlizard4sauke 2 years ago
after all the suprises with anything good, bad or terible youd tend to buy anything thing they announce nowadays
Omegahazard 2 years ago
I'm going to be honest, I thought this movie was a joke until now.
xCrazyJayx 2 years ago
You and everyone else :)
RandomDCE 2 years ago
i loved this movie :<
KFCBIGBUCKET 2 years ago
I can't think of anything to say?
racksultana 2 years ago
this is really a movie? love the tf2 opening and the old pokemon music
Destroyahweapon 2 years ago
betties a lesbian vampire lol
and i love the tf2 fx you use
killdozerwalrus 2 years ago
shuan of the dead lol
good movie
killdozerwalrus 2 years ago
So this REALLY is real O-o....no comment there....
The credits is the surf theme from Pokemon R/S/E btw :P
xxZeroZonexx 2 years ago
1:13
Awesome
Sillmech 2 years ago
lol
MrDirector786 2 years ago
I wonder how Betty would react to other movies about vampires like the original Dracula or Interview with a Vampire?
mattr75 2 years ago
Wow, Eva must really enjoying herself :)
Kervinlereturns 2 years ago
This movie is so bad that it should be used in an Episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, or would Pural not even use this because it's as bad or worse then an Uwe Boll film.
MercenaryX21 2 years ago
Yay! I was wonderfully greeted by Team Fortress 2!
SoraFan24 2 years ago
XD lol
Jack879455 2 years ago
I wonder if TheSpoonyOne should review this movie because well this looks like something he would do lol.
Striker183 2 years ago
*head desk* How hard is it took make a half decent mythical creature movie? I mean really. The concepts of vampires, zombies, werewolves, and dragons have all been raped by recent movies... I'd hate to think what they'll do next -.-
ElizabethScotty 2 years ago
Don't say it, you might jinx it.
girlishgamer1 2 years ago
What we really need is another Dracula remake. I know remakes suck and theres already too many but I still want them to shit out another remake of Dracula solely so it can remind everyone what a vampire is.
Protectorett 2 years ago
This film is terrible -_-
heavybassX 2 years ago
you forgot how all the girls in this movie like... bleed white stuff. The vampires atleast~
ninjikiran 2 years ago
As terrible as that movie looks, I don't think anything could be as terrible as Twilight IMHO. But it does look like it'll suck hard.
DieDisneyChannel 2 years ago
Lesbian...vampire killers?! Oh, son of a....
e199sigma 2 years ago
*sighs* May I borrow your hat? *swipes* Thanks.
*Whacks lilly over the back of the head with it* THAT'S FOR THE BAD SWEDISH IMPERSONATION!
*hands it back* Danke!
Okay, in all honesty though, I sincerely doubt that they'll stop making Vampire movies... The "Demonic" beings of myth seem to be the main topics of the year... Werewolves, Vampires, Mummies, Aliens...
A cash cow is called such, for it's milked for all its' worth, then tossed... we can only wait for this to dry out... Ugh...
smartboy201 2 years ago
did i hear nume?
yugilugia 2 years ago
that's...a real movie? why would someone make this its offensive to...everything
thesacredbeast2000 2 years ago
O_O I cannot believe they made a movie called this.
LaughterandCandy 2 years ago
Sorry if I'm asking a stupid question but why does Betty always wear a thong?
ShadowNaruto85 2 years ago
Her dad needed money
And it's not a thong it's just pants.
RandomDCE 2 years ago
isnt there another vampire movie besides blood last vampire, thirst or something?
NesoriTsuki 2 years ago
zombies check, vampires check, ahh must ruin were wolves next
BigAlzo 2 years ago
Not just wolves, but mummies, and Frankenstein Monster
Kervinlereturns 2 years ago
surf? SURF? SUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? SURRRRRF! SUUUUURFFFF! SUUUURURUURURURUF! *dies* su....f
ilovkhvids 2 years ago
"Transformers: Attack of the fart-jokes"? Nice one, DCE! Five stars, as per usual!
PrimusPrimal1995 2 years ago
I wonder how Betty will react to Daybreakers in 2010?
ezim93 2 years ago
Wow.... I'd so watch it if it didn't look so...yeah. @@
NoLimit3020 2 years ago
I seen it in the cinema, but I didn't pay :D
KBMadhouse 2 years ago
Lol! :)
Nitsua66 2 years ago
oh god now i have to see that movie xD *loves crappy movies*
inggiemax 2 years ago
Honestly, the only reason I probably won't like this movies is because I can't stand seeing women get killed, even if they are vampires.
XCasperX666 2 years ago
OH YEAHHH!!!
tayuyaxsakon0 2 years ago
POKEMON!
HighLordHugh 2 years ago
Holy shit.
This is basically a porn movie but like, NOT one because it has Vampiressss.
I want to see Shaun of the Dead...D:
HAPokey 2 years ago
You should, it's hilarious
heavybassX 2 years ago
they're making another movie of blood: the last vampire? freak... they're going to screw it up so bad!
soccergal1995FMA 2 years ago
I really enjoyed Blood The Last Vampire. Or rather, the animated one,
Anyway, nice video DCE :D
mizzuks 2 years ago
Rock freaking on. This was win... X3
Lesbian Vampire Killers looks so sucky. O.O
EricakaJaceII 2 years ago
I bet they do.
theironbat46 2 years ago
XD
I mean't the movie. Oh wow, that was so poorly worded it's hilarious... X3
EricakaJaceII 2 years ago
Well, she needs to learn to suck it up before she winds of like a soccermom-intellengent nerd.
Nytroxious 2 years ago
Or making a vid saying "NARUTO GOT CANCELLED!!!"
RandomDCE 2 years ago
Uh-huh and who made a vid reacting to when NARUTO got cancelled.... :D
heavybassX 2 years ago
...and I thought Twilight was bad... o_O is this for real?
jaydahsxcreator 2 years ago
Wait....is this real?
BigAlForever2k6 2 years ago
I shit the not. Think Shaun of the Dead...... but more of a cheap knock off!
I send you a link to the trailer.
RandomDCE 2 years ago
Yes it's real, i saw this movie as well...
heavybassX 2 years ago
lol Double Babality
ISanjyuI 2 years ago
...Is it just me, or does this movie hint strongly that homosexualism is as bad as vampirism, which is in itself something devilish?
Or am I over-thinking this?
netknight 2 years ago
Ah. Yeah, her mic DOES sound a little staticy (no offense meant to her of course).
CelticSoxTom41 2 years ago
BEST MOVIE EVER! :D
NEGAMEGASII 2 years ago
o_0
90210manga 2 years ago
Who voices Eva, BTW? She does great!
Gurahk2 2 years ago
Check the vid description and credits.
RandomDCE 2 years ago
O_o...I AM SUCH A FUCKIN' IDIOT!!!!
Gurahk2 2 years ago
Teehee, that'd be me. Thank yoooooooou. ~^_^~
StuMakiRyka 2 years ago
Well, you do remarkable XD!!
Gurahk2 2 years ago
When I saw the title, I thought it was a fake name for something else. But no, there were actually enough people pathetic enough to make something that could only pass as a time minute porno into a full-lenght film. My soul is crying.
Otterman003 2 years ago
Not a good year for Vampires
Kth77 2 years ago
Still clever to give the other characters the spotlight this time
WaffleAfterHours 2 years ago
I felt like the other characters needed some fleshing out and some character devolpment.
You can't have the main character the main aspect all the time.
RandomDCE 2 years ago
Well, that's certainly true.
Or in my case, have minor characters run the show :/
WaffleAfterHours 2 years ago
I did the same Myself. Give others character development, and never make a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, 'cause in the words of a friend, 'Perfect characters are boring'.
Kervinlereturns 2 years ago
Andd whatever the fuck Vazul is :)
RandomDCE 2 years ago
so what do you think is worse? Lesbian Vampire Killers or Twilight?
Suigetsu008 2 years ago
Kinda a tough one to call there because one is bad and the other is bad on purpose!
RandomDCE 2 years ago
lol i see,well i only saw Twilight (yes,i had to see it with my sister -_-) so i'd have to go with that.
Suigetsu008 2 years ago
Well I'd go with Twilight because at least this movie will be forgotten and it doesn't have a fanbase that hurt's people in real life.
girlishgamer1 2 years ago
Slightly easier question then: If they have to be portrayed as they are in these movies what would you rather vampires be remembered as; lesbians or emos?
Protectorett 2 years ago
wait what movie what the crap
dachickenman348 2 years ago
Lesbian Vampies Killers
look it up.
RandomDCE 2 years ago
You Know What. I WILL.
theironbat46 2 years ago
Wait a minute, wasn't SillyCrusader the voice of Eva?
CelticSoxTom41 2 years ago