cqc 2008 (18/09/08) cqtest laura sanchez

[akitjmccaine]

thank you so much for uploading this and for the english translation

[thnxman123]

can some1 plllllz translate?!

thank you

[mybluejay]

starting at 0:44, before that I have no idea who they´re talking about, I think they were joking about some guy named Tony Garrido who claimed he dated Laura, and she plays along with the joke.

Niño: the category is Music. Who is the famous musician remembered because of his deafness?

L: Beethoven!

(Then the guys joke about her trying to steal their jobs because she didn´t let them give her the options firstl. She does a little dancing)

[mybluejay]

1:13

Niño: the next category is Logic.

Fox: If you want you can stand a little closer to the screen.

L: You say it because I´m nearsighted?

Fox: Yea, do you need my glasses?

L: Yea! i´m a pain, I know.

Niño: They don´t look bad. Make a face so we can see if you can look as dumb as he does. (Laura makes the face)

Niño: Question, two fathers and to songs buy three icecreams, each eats his own, how is that possible?

L: Because you have the grandfather, a father and his son.

[mybluejay]

1:39

Fox: Correct answer

Niño: Who are you Laura Sanchez, really?

L: "Leave my body" (like she´s possessed)

Niño: Next category, Film and tv. What´s the name of the bar where the Friends characters hang out?

L: I´ve never seen one episode of Friends in my life! Do I get a lifeline?

Niño: Yes! you can use your "phone a famous person" lifeline.

L: I wanna call Martina Klein.

M: Hi, how are you?

[mybluejay]

2:08 L: Martina, i´m in the cqtest and i´m calling to ask if you know the name of the hang out place in Friends. M: Do I have a time limit? Niño: She has no idea Martina M: OMG, i´m getting nervous, it´s such bad timing L: what are you doing? M: can´t tell you? Niño: oh come on, Martina. What are you doing? M: let´s see Niño: what are you doing? M: let´s see L: she´s looking for inspiration

[mybluejay]

2:38

(there´s some weird sound on the other end of the line and they joke about Martina tripping and start making noises so Laura won´t hear the answer)

M: Central Perk! With a k at the end, and perk like perk

Niño and Fox: Thnx Martina

L: I´ll call you later

Fox: Correct answer

Niño: Next category: Sex. Referring to kisses, what is a drill?

Fox: Take your hands off your head.

Niño: You have to explain it

L: Do I have to demonstrate?

[mybluejay]

3:21

Niño: I didn´t say that. I don´t get why he´s doing faces. (Laura demonstrates on Fox)

Fox: Now it´s Niño´s turn. What´s up with the hand though?

L: It´s kinda like that. Now what? Is it correct?

Fox: Correst answer!

Niño: Look at you two playing hands

Fox: Next question

L: There´s more?

Niño: The category is Civil Education. What does this damn traffic signal mean? What are you supposed to do?

L: This doesn´t exist.

[mybluejay]

3:56

Niño: We´re not kidding, it´s real.

L: No doesn´t it mean do not light a joint on top of a car with a soft hood

Niño: ok, so your final answer is do not light a joint on top of a car with a soft hood

Fox: Incorrect answer

L: Because it doesn´t exist.

Fox and Niño: Yes it does

Fox: It means: cannot enter carrying explosive materials

L: But come one, this is fake, I won.

Niño and Fox: It´s real.

[mybluejay]

4:26

L: No it doesn´t, who transports dinamite in the trunk of the car? (to Niño) Wellyou´re capable of anything, but it doesn´t exist!

Niño: Let me ask you something, did you have a thing with Tony (same guy from the beginning)?

L: Notalking about my private life.

Niño: He´s kind of a kidder, it has happened before with other girls.

L: Would you like for it to be true or false?

Fox: I´d like for it to be with me

L: I love your face, really!

[mybluejay]

4:48 Niño: to put it on a teddy bear Fox: Do you want the final score? The final score is 133. (She´s at the top of the list) Niño: you should be happy, you did fine L: for a model Niño: no Fox: for a model and for anybody Niño: you did fine L: I´m in love, sorry Tony! Fox: sorry Tony!

[Jerzyland]

Wooow que simpática y versátil, es que es auténtica y eso se nota, tiene un sentido del humor de envidiar creo que se le da de manera natural la actuación, Laura eres grande!

[OruhaSuu]

JAJAJA que grande Laura , es muy payasa. XD

[9099996tu]

esta como una puta cabra..xD

[brendadm84]

Que mujer tan hermosa por dios!!!

[chipichop18]

Jaja Laura es la mejor!!Me encanta en el 3:17 su jeta de asco jaja con la que mas me rio..

[xiki619andaluza]

qaajjajajajjajajj aii dios mio k bueno xDDD

[ELGArojas]

jajaja esta mujer es la leche!!!

[ana1882mex]

que bien le sale la cara de tonto ja,ja,ja,

[19sherman86]

Como me mola esa carita que pone justo en el 4.58!!!! me mata!!!

[jupiterjjrm]

:D  :D Genial!!

[nataliagmiranda]

no existe la señal???? madre mia...esta la autoescuela ni la olió.

[bialba]

esta tia es la mejor si es que a quien no enamora!!!!!!!!!1viva la pepaaaaaaaaaa

[anika181]

que grande es laura!!! que arte tiene! que polvo?¿? jajaja xD