*pops journal to see a crazy amount of quests still there*
Seriously Jesse if i had not been in almost the same shoes as you i would have said it was like you had taken on every single quest in the game at the same time.
@ahyzVIDZ Correct. Everyone is skyrim think you're a 'Milk-Drinker' you could be the burly Orc possible, or look as mean as you want, they would still call your ass puny. And, to the people of skyrim, I like milk, deal with bitches! I drink milk if I want too!
Jesse, bro, you need to stop hiding behind shields, they serve no purpose other then slowing the game down. I play a nord berserker (( Heavy armor, two handed weapon, werewolf)) and I've never once used a shield, it takes me 20 seconds to kill a dragon :l
dragonborn force consists of jesse on the drum faendal on the flute and frankenstein joe for lead vocals and the lute. (contact TB for concert information)
hey, i was just walkin in the woods one day wen i found 2 of those elven women wearing that armor, a elven mage, and a prisoner. so i started talkin to them and i got them mad by talkin about random stuf to them... scored 2 pairs of that armor, a friend, a very good weapon, and a quest. then i sold sum of it and i got a lots a gold.
am i the only one who has noticed that all the adults in skyrim speak in a sort of mid eastern European accent whereas the children all have an american accent?
mid eastern? Bitch please, They do not sound arabic...
I have traveled alot, and i live in northwestern europe. It is a bad attempt at a scandinavian accent. Some thinks they pronounce right if a norwegian like myself knew a bit og english.
TLDR its a type of scandinavian with a bit of canadian
@shdowdragon3 What do you mean how would you have to be woodchopping for hours? He did it for ages, to get money, to smith and upgrade his elven armor,
@shdowdragon3 He showed in a previous video that he had 7000 gold, and he said he had farmed woodchopping for a full ingame day. Then, now that he has his elven stuff, he almost no money, and he said he crafted it. There's no other place his money could have gone.
can someone tell me how jesse got elven armour in skyrim? moonstone or quick silver is not easy to get... and how did he get so much gold did he collect everything in bleak falls barrow?
Strange Jesse... the only girl that say "It is a good day when you are around" it the same one who teaches how to "negociate" and get a bargain. Can't you see that she is just using you.
5th or 6th time I passed by Heimskr and his infernal shouting about Talos, I decided to shut him up for good. Waited til night, sneaked into his home and drove a dagger through his throat. Whiterun was such a peacfull and quit town after that :)
Kill group of bandits and their leader, reward is a 100 gold. Defeat giant that one hit kills you rewards you 300 gold. Hunt down a dragon rewards you 500 gold. Delivery ingredients for someone in the same city rewards more than all of those.
jesse your all over the place. i mean i know you like paying the way you do but be more organized in it D: you got like a million quests to do! only do a few at a time >:O
Was anyone else like "for christ sake Jesse turn the fuck around!" when he was using clairvoyance in the catacombs. He'd activate it and see nothing because the arrow was behind him and he didn't realize that. :P
Hey Jesse, did you know that if you level up during a battle and you are low on health/magicka/stamina you can use the level up to refill all your stats back to 100% without using a potion/spell.
Okay there was a time you were on the jarls big porch thing delivering the sword to the whatever dude and if you can remember that there were these dummies to the sides near the door? Well if a guard is using his bow on it you can pretty much get a whole buttload of free steel arrows from it... Just thought you should know :) and it would be cool if you gave a guy I know "Seth" a shoutout, he loves your videos and watches alot of them, he has gotten loads of people to watch your video's... Oh a
@DanielHoje Lyra is also not marriageable, but that is just a bug as she was intended to be marriageable. The same may be for the jarl, but I highly doubt it.
@MaldroidX After you disenchant items, you get said enchantment, and can enchant other items with said enchantment. I used the word enchant a lot in that sentence.
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letters2552 17 minutes ago in playlist Skyrim
episode 10 garlic eh, episode 53 garlic you can craft things with that
letters2552 18 minutes ago in playlist Skyrim
ive got butt clench because he wont level up magic
UHHHHUUUU
lol
otakureiss 2 hours ago
"i completed a lot of things"
*pops journal to see a crazy amount of quests still there*
Seriously Jesse if i had not been in almost the same shoes as you i would have said it was like you had taken on every single quest in the game at the same time.
HellsingRuler 3 hours ago in playlist Skyrim
i have a test and a book report due tommorow ....ill just watch 8 more
MrVinwolv 1 day ago in playlist Skyrim
I got to say it sucks that you skipped so much like making that armor.
jakstrieder 1 day ago in playlist Skyrim
Cool Video.I love this play through! :)
Ofl124 2 days ago
hey that is the place were u find dead link from zelda
IXViRuSXI 3 days ago
@ahyzVIDZ Correct. Everyone is skyrim think you're a 'Milk-Drinker' you could be the burly Orc possible, or look as mean as you want, they would still call your ass puny. And, to the people of skyrim, I like milk, deal with bitches! I drink milk if I want too!
Evangellist 3 days ago in playlist Jesse SKYRIM
Use the Unrelenting forve shout(Fus Ro Dah) More please D:
LToradine 4 days ago in playlist Season TES5
The amazing Jesse and his awesome lock picking skillz
dukiefour4 5 days ago
17 people took an arrow to the arm
XxXGamerUKXxX 1 week ago
Did Ahlam suggest her husband has anal sex with the Jarl?
bababa425 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim 4
On Skyrim Everybodys an ass except Ralof in Riverwood
ashyzVIDZ 1 week ago
love how he says future ex-wife before he is married...
barrydoyle18 2 weeks ago
I LOST MY FUCKING HORSE!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Xphixia 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
36:56 OMG he actually said like the character did LMAO AHAHAHAAHAAHA!
eLuZiveMaRiio 2 weeks ago
Did anyone really watch ALL of this?
eLuZiveMaRiio 2 weeks ago
@eLuZiveMaRiio
i did
EldafoMadrengo397 1 week ago in playlist Season TES5
Jesse, bro, you need to stop hiding behind shields, they serve no purpose other then slowing the game down. I play a nord berserker (( Heavy armor, two handed weapon, werewolf)) and I've never once used a shield, it takes me 20 seconds to kill a dragon :l
exibitions 2 weeks ago
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ChandraLee13 1 week ago
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@exibitions Yes, but heavy armor slows you down. That and, doesn't it make you more likely to be detected when you're sneaking?
ChandraLee13 1 week ago
"Heres your mamouth tusk ziiip" I legit loled
Mirror0211 2 weeks ago
"Dude went down faster than his harlot wife"
I DIED! hahahhaahha. This is why we love you, Jesse.
memorizationobsolete 2 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
Wow he says he needs money and he disenchants everything with 200+ sell price.
:P
Valserious1198 3 weeks ago
future ex-wife FTW!
PrimeraEspadaGriffin 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim with Jesse Cox
11:15 its a freaking trap...
BaltimoreFantasy 3 weeks ago
@26:33 i saw the court wizard with mutton chops.
KababKnife 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
I used to play on a console, But then, I took an arrow to the arm.
nol50000 3 weeks ago
He took an arrow in the elbow.
MegaSemicolon 3 weeks ago
At 44:39 I was like:
OUAHH! IT'S BEHIND YOU!
/FACEPALM
/RAGEQUIT
Multsson 4 weeks ago
lol... The first time I saw Farengar up close I cried...
Mirror0211 4 weeks ago
I'd hate Jesse if he would sound like fuckin' tobuscus all the time. Thank god he doesn't.
joonas888 1 month ago
@joonas888 true I unsubscribed to his gamechanell!Everything he says is
chill CHILL!or BOYAH yep
666Shinedown 2 weeks ago
"Dude went down faster than his harlot wife!"
I seriously laughed for like five minutes.
oogyboogyooy 1 month ago 21
@oogyboogyooy stil; laughing cant stoph
StarHeaven07 1 week ago in playlist Season TES5
@oogyboogyooy help
StarHeaven07 1 week ago in playlist Season TES5
I love how he assumes the only 2 black people in whiterun are married
M4NFR0 1 month ago
Did anyone else notice that Heimskr's voice changed COMPLETELY when he said "White-Gold Concordat?"
Talonknife6 1 month ago
There is no greater love than that between omfg and his horse.
BlueLantern88 1 month ago
Powah... Ovah... Whelming... IN YO FACE!!
God, I love that line. I'll use it if I ever beat someone.
DigitalMasacrer 1 month ago
There needs to be dismemberment in this game.
GerardIsTheWay 1 month ago
@GerardIsTheWay There is you sometimes with weapons you'll cut the enemys head off. I have done this with an axe and a daedric mace.
danielfla123 1 month ago
he missed all of the iron ore
devilboi47 1 month ago
funny how he wont follow the arrow in this ep
legomovies911 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
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Danyman258 1 month ago
39:30
Whenever I walk past that dude I immediately reply "I ain't blaming ya!"
Radditz770 1 month ago
i just watched a man destroy a bunch of expensive items and not care, wtf
TheGeneralBossman 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
dragonborn force consists of jesse on the drum faendal on the flute and frankenstein joe for lead vocals and the lute. (contact TB for concert information)
orangemoustash 1 month ago 3
if thats emporor palpatine then the other guy is darth vader. No jesse I am your father
orangemoustash 1 month ago
Jesse's Stable of Hos. I would love to go there.
SukhberS 1 month ago
there are 24 gems and the apriser is vex in the theives guild
unknown2u2610 1 month ago
Oops I sold all the mammoth tusks before I got the quest. Balls
kaytronika 1 month ago
If you have more than 1 unusual gem before appraising it, the quest is glitched/bugged. :(
MondrosenPrime 1 month ago
hey, i was just walkin in the woods one day wen i found 2 of those elven women wearing that armor, a elven mage, and a prisoner. so i started talkin to them and i got them mad by talkin about random stuf to them... scored 2 pairs of that armor, a friend, a very good weapon, and a quest. then i sold sum of it and i got a lots a gold.
tricksterzullu 1 month ago
WHY NO FUS RO DA!
florinlarion 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
11:14 is it just me, or does the elf have clothes similar to Link?
GibsonProject 1 month ago
am i the only one who realized that high elf in the pocher trap had the hero's clothes and lokked a bit like link
RedDragon210 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
Jesse used to be an adventurer like you. Then he took an arrow in the arm. AND KEPT GOIN' because he's just that badass!
MCOmegaX123 1 month ago
am i the only one who has noticed that all the adults in skyrim speak in a sort of mid eastern European accent whereas the children all have an american accent?
killroystonekin 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5 78
@killroystonekin
mid eastern? Bitch please, They do not sound arabic...
I have traveled alot, and i live in northwestern europe. It is a bad attempt at a scandinavian accent. Some thinks they pronounce right if a norwegian like myself knew a bit og english.
TLDR its a type of scandinavian with a bit of canadian
0ggabOgga 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
@0ggabOgga it says "mid eastern Europe" not the middle east, haha
crazydragonpuncher 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
@crazydragonpuncher
Bulgarian, Romanian? Still not even close lol
0ggabOgga 1 month ago
@0ggabOgga I want us Bulgarians to speak like that !But fucking 70% of the people here can't even talk/write in english!
666Shinedown 2 weeks ago
@0ggabOgga sorry i'm 15 and haven't had as much experience as you
killroystonekin 1 month ago
@killroystonekin aren't they supposed to be like, Scandinavian? I dunno
Skuu 3 weeks ago
@killroystonekin
Child actors can't do an accent for shit.
M4ST3RL1NKX88 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
LOL "you're a butter face, but you're my butter face. let's roll."
lolitaxdarling 1 month ago
@GeneralTwinkletoes He spent the money on his house dude. Pay attention :P
HellishOwl 1 month ago
jesse took an arrow to the arm......
kartoonistgirl 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Please someone, what difficulty does he play on?
CMcFuzz 1 month ago
@CMcFuzz Adept.
codafett 1 month ago
out of sheer rage i killed them battle borns cuz they ARE JUST TO DAMN ANOYING!
CaIrOOMaLi 1 month ago
HIS *** ON MY LIPS, HIS **** IN MY THROAT XD
MrTehnox 1 month ago
ENCHANTMENT!
bladske 1 month ago
u can block traps for good by placing any item on pressure plate after that u can step on them as much as u want
RomanowRomanow1 1 month ago
my favorite part was 0:01 - 0:30
Blackshado999 1 month ago
with ma goldan nipple!
Naxide 1 month ago
HOW DID JESSE GET SO MUCH GOLD AND HOW DID HE MAKE IT SUPERIOR PLEASE REPLY
shdowdragon3 1 month ago
@shdowdragon3 WHY ARE YOU TYPING ALL IN CAPS. He crafted it, and farmed woodchopping.
GeneralTwinkletoes 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
@GeneralTwinkletoes how you would have to be woodchopping for hours?
shdowdragon3 1 month ago
@shdowdragon3 What do you mean how would you have to be woodchopping for hours? He did it for ages, to get money, to smith and upgrade his elven armor,
GeneralTwinkletoes 1 month ago
@GeneralTwinkletoes your 100% sure?
shdowdragon3 1 month ago
@shdowdragon3 He showed in a previous video that he had 7000 gold, and he said he had farmed woodchopping for a full ingame day. Then, now that he has his elven stuff, he almost no money, and he said he crafted it. There's no other place his money could have gone.
GeneralTwinkletoes 1 month ago
can someone tell me how jesse got elven armour in skyrim? moonstone or quick silver is not easy to get... and how did he get so much gold did he collect everything in bleak falls barrow?
shdowdragon3 1 month ago
i killed an elven group to get my light elven armor lol
joshfiend10 1 month ago
@joshfiend10 where are they and what level were you?
shdowdragon3 1 month ago
@shdowdragon3 no idea i was just exploring and i was probably around 15 when i found them
joshfiend10 1 month ago
Stable of Ho's? you DAWG
Animutant666 1 month ago
When he was talking to the woman who mentioned some thing about strong Nordic women the guy behind the stall looked a lot like Mr.T
manxninja23 1 month ago
When he was in the crypt I couldn't stop shouting 'Turn around and then use clairvoyance dumbass!!!'. -.-
KlokwerkSolja 1 month ago
Noo, should have just leveled up to full health instead of using potions lol
nashfur 1 month ago 22
@nashfur lawl
Radgous 2 weeks ago
I'll be sad when Ally dies in combat D:
ThaCookayMonstah 1 month ago
i am going to come back flute and Stick it in my house loool 8:53
SolderSoviet 2 months ago
i just burst out laughing when jesse said'' that guys jealous he standing their like awwwww heell no''
ragglefraggle801 2 months ago 3
Strange Jesse... the only girl that say "It is a good day when you are around" it the same one who teaches how to "negociate" and get a bargain. Can't you see that she is just using you.
chaiben82 2 months ago
Is it just me or has that book 10:18 in almost every house in oblivion
Morladim1 2 months ago
Power overwhelming in you face, oooo a lockpick haha
eddberry11 2 months ago
5th or 6th time I passed by Heimskr and his infernal shouting about Talos, I decided to shut him up for good. Waited til night, sneaked into his home and drove a dagger through his throat. Whiterun was such a peacfull and quit town after that :)
Havocdk 2 months ago
lol love the commentator! :))
Conspiracy1776 2 months ago
jesse:i spent roughly 24 in game hours, running back and forth and back an..ect
me: when you could of taken one of your friends loaded them up with all the shit to sell probably going once? just saying jesse..
cookieemonsta1000 2 months ago
Dragonborn force and dragonbourn identity. SOMEONE GET ON THAT!
obolisk0430 2 months ago
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one suggestion - skip through the conversations though
m4ssh0le 2 months ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
one suggestion - skip through the conversations though
m4ssh0le 2 months ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
love your videos bro! keep it up!
m4ssh0le 2 months ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
Kill group of bandits and their leader, reward is a 100 gold. Defeat giant that one hit kills you rewards you 300 gold. Hunt down a dragon rewards you 500 gold. Delivery ingredients for someone in the same city rewards more than all of those.
seimouralrom 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
i got flute,lute and my drum to form my own band...
fire123yizai 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
15 people took an arrow to the knee...
jameltube09 2 months ago
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bah.
reduceuse 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
there is also a metal band with a bit of nordic flavour... they are called turisas or something like that. they suck xD
heinzie5 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
Going meh at the garlic when the game has vampires
ShadowPhoenixKC 2 months ago
lol jesse reaching for a guys coin purse
jokojock 2 months ago
Anyone else notice the Legend of Zelda reference with link in the pit?
Aaron42J 2 months ago
Jesse, y u no take soul gem?
Lekelly99 2 months ago
jesse your all over the place. i mean i know you like paying the way you do but be more organized in it D: you got like a million quests to do! only do a few at a time >:O
BrokenRecordGaming 2 months ago
it puts the enchantment on the weapon, also the voice is using the shouts. O Jesse i love your videos but you need to read descriptions sometimes
ZAX1010 2 months ago
hahaha the beginning cracked me up so hard haha
666ilovefood 2 months ago
Farengar has a shoulder nipple.
Arguingwithmyself1 2 months ago
lolwut! that yelling guy's name is heimskr. "Heimskur" is dumb in Iceland so that guy is stupid!
sigurdur63 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
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Lukazzh 2 months ago
enchantment? enchantment!
yaerius 2 months ago
I envy your loading times. I swear it takes minutes to load from my house into a whiterun. On Xbox 360 too.
mahius19 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
"gold shoulder nipples" hahaaaaa
gingerJACKTARD 2 months ago
anybody notice the shadows 16:25
thebomerful 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
You know you can press "J" to quickly enter the Quest menu ? :)
NeverListenToAdults 2 months ago
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I gut this arrow in my arm
DamienMultani 2 months ago
LOL! That town crier's name is Heimskr. Which in Icelandic with added u (Heimskur) means stupid! XD
AQWorldsNarzikar 2 months ago
fortify magicka regen on boots gloves helm ring + 75% regen on necro robes = 155% regen increase
so a total of 255% magicka regen
svnhddbst 2 months ago
Just as an FYI Jesse, leveling up fully heals you :)
Keoruan 2 months ago
go to shearpoint i friggin dare u haha, lvl 11 vs krosis
uz3rs0n 2 months ago
Was anyone else like "for christ sake Jesse turn the fuck around!" when he was using clairvoyance in the catacombs. He'd activate it and see nothing because the arrow was behind him and he didn't realize that. :P
masteryummy 2 months ago 39
okay the nyquil advertisements before every video need to disintegrate.
WertyBertyful 2 months ago
Hey Jesse, did you know that if you level up during a battle and you are low on health/magicka/stamina you can use the level up to refill all your stats back to 100% without using a potion/spell.
shogoki2505 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
why dont u just put ONNN the enchanted shield now and come back later for ur old one?
colemafia97 2 months ago
Everytime Jesse kills someone: "DAYUM!" :D
WarriorRazor 2 months ago
why doesn't he use shout at all
jam24242 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
Jesse join the companions, you'll be able to turn into something after a couple of quests.
BTW, This video would've been better with a belly full of mead.
iwantmonies 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
28:18 Jesse use to be an adventurer like us, but then he took an arrow to the arm.
Riman6968 2 months ago
Okay there was a time you were on the jarls big porch thing delivering the sword to the whatever dude and if you can remember that there were these dummies to the sides near the door? Well if a guard is using his bow on it you can pretty much get a whole buttload of free steel arrows from it... Just thought you should know :) and it would be cool if you gave a guy I know "Seth" a shoutout, he loves your videos and watches alot of them, he has gotten loads of people to watch your video's... Oh a
mrzaper237 2 months ago
anyone notice the arrow in his wrist at 29:50
diamo73 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
Oh damn emperor Palpatine! no! no power overwhelming!
nadnerbbk 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
"These skeletons are really easy, I'm gonna come back later because they are too easy now..." -Jesse
tak52 2 months ago
So many references to rock bands!
Jesse, I knew you were one of the good ones! *hugs*
KingOSketchKomedy 2 months ago
The Dragonborn Force joke is so true!
BushWookieJoe 2 months ago
I AM THE FREAKING DOVAHKIIN!!!
UnlimitedHeaven 2 months ago
Its a fine day today with you around = marriageable if you got the amulet of mara from marmal in riften.
UnlimitedHeaven 2 months ago 42
@UnlimitedHeaven Fixed it: It's a fine day today with you around = doinkable
evilsirjohn 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
@evilsirjohn I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee = Suicidal
UnlimitedHeaven 2 months ago
@UnlimitedHeaven so the jarl of solitude (or whatever the blue palace is) is marrageable!
DanielHoje 1 month ago
@DanielHoje Unfortunately, No. Harems are also not possible.
UnlimitedHeaven 1 month ago
@DanielHoje Lyra is also not marriageable, but that is just a bug as she was intended to be marriageable. The same may be for the jarl, but I highly doubt it.
UnlimitedHeaven 1 month ago
@UnlimitedHeaven ok thanks
DanielHoje 1 month ago
Elven armor are used by the thalmors which....are excelent mages.
UnlimitedHeaven 2 months ago
Armour with higher defence+ less weight = "Nah I will pass"
UnlimitedHeaven 2 months ago
36:04
Jesse: Hehe... Here's your mammoth tusk *zip*
Thegodofrock2 2 months ago
I never knew Farengar had mutton chops. They're quite impressive, now I see them.
PnchngBg 2 months ago
heimskr loosely means stupid in Icelandic
robotzombienazy 2 months ago
17:54 BUTT ASS MAN!!!!!!!
saimon778 2 months ago
11:15=LIIIIIINK!!!!! it is his clothes, and a blond high elf!coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!
xerodd13 2 months ago
"My father says im too young to play with sword, so i practice with my *beep*"
stoopidfly26 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
FFS jessie go back and loot all links shit.. (obviously that high elf in the pit.... look at his armor and hes surrounded by bags of money..)
seanmj1washere 2 months ago
POWAH OVERWHELIMG IN YO FACE!!!
shuiyuki 2 months ago
God dammit jessie you made me laugh so hard I spewed coke all over my monitor and keyboard.
And I wasnt even drinking coke
Lemon498 2 months ago
You wouldn't need healing potions if you just used your healing spells :P
bftjosh 2 months ago
jesse that blessing that cured you took away the warrior blessing you got in one of the first videos!
Kris117100 2 months ago
you never checked the items the women had
MaldroidX 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
so when are you going to continue the main quest?
MaldroidX 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
why would you disenchant them, they have amazing enchantments
MaldroidX 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
@MaldroidX After you disenchant items, you get said enchantment, and can enchant other items with said enchantment. I used the word enchant a lot in that sentence.
bdsorensen 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
hehe dragonbornforce :P
robtehn00b 3 months ago
... Explosive Barrel, mayhaps?
LadyBlueHyshrion 3 months ago in playlist Season TES5
im deffinetly not taking anything else..... oh! healing potions taking that :D
999deaths 3 months ago in playlist Season TES5
That poor horse XD
oliviaarshambow 3 months ago