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  • episode 10 garlic eh, episode 53 garlic you can craft things with that

  • ive got butt clench because he wont level up magic

    UHHHHUUUU

    lol

  • "i completed a lot of things"

    *pops journal to see a crazy amount of quests still there*

    Seriously Jesse if i had not been in almost the same shoes as you i would have said it was like you had taken on every single quest in the game at the same time.

  • i have a test and a book report due tommorow ....ill just watch 8 more

  • I got to say it sucks that you skipped so much like making that armor.

  • Cool Video.I love this play through! :)

  • hey that is the place were u find dead link from zelda

  • @ahyzVIDZ Correct. Everyone is skyrim think you're a 'Milk-Drinker' you could be the burly Orc possible, or look as mean as you want, they would still call your ass puny. And, to the people of skyrim, I like milk, deal with bitches! I drink milk if I want too!

  • Use the Unrelenting forve shout(Fus Ro Dah) More please D:

  • The amazing Jesse and his awesome lock picking skillz

  • 17 people took an arrow to the arm

  • Did Ahlam suggest her husband has anal sex with the Jarl?

  • On Skyrim Everybodys an ass except Ralof in Riverwood

  • love how he says future ex-wife before he is married...

  • I LOST MY FUCKING HORSE!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • 36:56 OMG he actually said like the character did LMAO AHAHAHAAHAAHA!

  • Did anyone really watch ALL of this?

  • @eLuZiveMaRiio

    i did

  • Jesse, bro, you need to stop hiding behind shields, they serve no purpose other then slowing the game down. I play a nord berserker (( Heavy armor, two handed weapon, werewolf)) and I've never once used a shield, it takes me 20 seconds to kill a dragon :l

  • "Heres your mamouth tusk ziiip" I legit loled

  • "Dude went down faster than his harlot wife"

    I DIED! hahahhaahha. This is why we love you, Jesse.

  • Wow he says he needs money and he disenchants everything with 200+ sell price.

    :P

  • future ex-wife FTW!

  • 11:15 its a freaking trap...

  • @26:33 i saw the court wizard with mutton chops.

  • I used to play on a console, But then, I took an arrow to the arm.

  • He took an arrow in the elbow.

  • At 44:39 I was like:

    OUAHH! IT'S BEHIND YOU!

    /FACEPALM

    /RAGEQUIT

  • lol... The first time I saw Farengar up close I cried...

  • I'd hate Jesse if he would sound like fuckin' tobuscus all the time. Thank god he doesn't. 

  • @joonas888 true I unsubscribed to his gamechanell!Everything he says is

    chill CHILL!or BOYAH yep

  • "Dude went down faster than his harlot wife!"

    I seriously laughed for like five minutes.

  • @oogyboogyooy stil; laughing cant stoph

  • @oogyboogyooy help

    

  • I love how he assumes the only 2 black people in whiterun are married

  • Did anyone else notice that Heimskr's voice changed COMPLETELY when he said "White-Gold Concordat?"

  • There is no greater love than that between omfg and his horse.

  • Powah... Ovah... Whelming... IN YO FACE!!

    God, I love that line. I'll use it if I ever beat someone.

  • There needs to be dismemberment in this game.

  • @GerardIsTheWay There is you sometimes with weapons you'll cut the enemys head off. I have done this with an axe and a daedric mace.

  • he missed all of the iron ore

  • funny how he wont follow the arrow in this ep

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  • 39:30

    Whenever I walk past that dude I immediately reply "I ain't blaming ya!"

  • i just watched a man destroy a bunch of expensive items and not care, wtf

  • dragonborn force consists of jesse on the drum faendal on the flute and frankenstein joe for lead vocals and the lute. (contact TB for concert information)

  • if thats emporor palpatine then the other guy is darth vader. No jesse I am your father

  • Jesse's Stable of Hos. I would love to go there.

  • there are 24 gems and the apriser is vex in the theives guild

  • Oops I sold all the mammoth tusks before I got the quest. Balls

  • If you have more than 1 unusual gem before appraising it, the quest is glitched/bugged. :(

  • hey, i was just walkin in the woods one day wen i found 2 of those elven women wearing that armor, a elven mage, and a prisoner. so i started talkin to them and i got them mad by talkin about random stuf to them... scored 2 pairs of that armor, a friend, a very good weapon, and a quest. then i sold sum of it and i got a lots a gold.

  • WHY NO FUS RO DA!

  • 11:14 is it just me, or does the elf have clothes similar to Link?

  • am i the only one who realized that high elf in the pocher trap had the hero's clothes and lokked a bit like link

  • Jesse used to be an adventurer like you. Then he took an arrow in the arm. AND KEPT GOIN' because he's just that badass!

  • am i the only one who has noticed that all the adults in skyrim speak in a sort of mid eastern European accent whereas the children all have an american accent?

  • @killroystonekin

    mid eastern? Bitch please, They do not sound arabic...

    I have traveled alot, and i live in northwestern europe. It is a bad attempt at a scandinavian accent. Some thinks they pronounce right if a norwegian like myself knew a bit og english.

    TLDR its a type of scandinavian with a bit of canadian

  • @0ggabOgga it says "mid eastern Europe" not the middle east, haha

  • @crazydragonpuncher

    Bulgarian, Romanian? Still not even close lol

  • @0ggabOgga I want us Bulgarians to speak like that !But fucking 70% of the people here can't even talk/write in english!

  • @0ggabOgga sorry i'm 15 and haven't had as much experience as you

  • @killroystonekin aren't they supposed to be like, Scandinavian? I dunno

  • @killroystonekin

    Child actors can't do an accent for shit.

  • LOL "you're a butter face, but you're my butter face. let's roll."

  • @GeneralTwinkletoes He spent the money on his house dude. Pay attention :P

  • jesse took an arrow to the arm......

  • Please someone, what difficulty does he play on?

  • @CMcFuzz Adept.

  • out of sheer rage i killed them battle borns cuz they ARE JUST TO DAMN ANOYING!

  • HIS *** ON MY LIPS, HIS **** IN MY THROAT XD

  • ENCHANTMENT!

  • u can block traps for good by placing any item on pressure plate after that u can step on them as much as u want

  • my favorite part was 0:01 - 0:30

  • with ma goldan nipple!

  • HOW DID JESSE GET SO MUCH GOLD AND HOW DID HE MAKE IT SUPERIOR PLEASE REPLY

  • @shdowdragon3 WHY ARE YOU TYPING ALL IN CAPS. He crafted it, and farmed woodchopping.

  • @GeneralTwinkletoes how you would have to be woodchopping for hours?

  • @shdowdragon3 What do you mean how would you have to be woodchopping for hours? He did it for ages, to get money, to smith and upgrade his elven armor,

  • @GeneralTwinkletoes your 100% sure?

  • @shdowdragon3 He showed in a previous video that he had 7000 gold, and he said he had farmed woodchopping for a full ingame day. Then, now that he has his elven stuff, he almost no money, and he said he crafted it. There's no other place his money could have gone.

  • can someone tell me how jesse got elven armour in skyrim? moonstone or quick silver is not easy to get... and how did he get so much gold did he collect everything in bleak falls barrow?

  • i killed an elven group to get my light elven armor lol

  • @joshfiend10 where are they and what level were you?

  • @shdowdragon3 no idea i was just exploring and i was probably around 15 when i found them

  • Stable of Ho's? you DAWG

  • When he was talking to the woman who mentioned some thing about strong Nordic women the guy behind the stall looked a lot like Mr.T

  • When he was in the crypt I couldn't stop shouting 'Turn around and then use clairvoyance dumbass!!!'. -.-

  • Noo, should have just leveled up to full health instead of using potions lol

  • @nashfur lawl

  • I'll be sad when Ally dies in combat D:

  • i am going to come back flute and Stick it in my house loool 8:53

  • i just burst out laughing when jesse said'' that guys jealous he standing their like awwwww heell no''

  • Strange Jesse... the only girl that say "It is a good day when you are around" it the same one who teaches how to "negociate" and get a bargain. Can't you see that she is just using you.

  • Is it just me or has that book 10:18 in almost every house in oblivion

  • Power overwhelming in you face, oooo a lockpick haha

  • 5th or 6th time I passed by Heimskr and his infernal shouting about Talos, I decided to shut him up for good. Waited til night, sneaked into his home and drove a dagger through his throat. Whiterun was such a peacfull and quit town after that :)

  • lol love the commentator! :))

  • jesse:i spent roughly 24 in game hours, running back and forth and back an..ect

    me: when you could of taken one of your friends loaded them up with all the shit to sell probably going once? just saying jesse..

  • Dragonborn force and dragonbourn identity. SOMEONE GET ON THAT!

  • one suggestion - skip through the conversations though

  • love your videos bro! keep it up!

  • Kill group of bandits and their leader, reward is a 100 gold. Defeat giant that one hit kills you rewards you 300 gold. Hunt down a dragon rewards you 500 gold. Delivery ingredients for someone in the same city rewards more than all of those.

  • i got flute,lute and my drum to form my own band...

  • 15 people took an arrow to the knee...

  • ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bah.

  • there is also a metal band with a bit of nordic flavour... they are called turisas or something like that. they suck xD

  • Going meh at the garlic when the game has vampires

  • lol jesse reaching for a guys coin purse

  • Anyone else notice the Legend of Zelda reference with link in the pit?

  • Jesse, y u no take soul gem?

  • jesse your all over the place. i mean i know you like paying the way you do but be more organized in it D: you got like a million quests to do! only do a few at a time >:O

  • it puts the enchantment on the weapon, also the voice is using the shouts. O Jesse i love your videos but you need to read descriptions sometimes

  • hahaha the beginning cracked me up so hard haha

  • Farengar has a shoulder nipple.

  • lolwut! that yelling guy's name is heimskr. "Heimskur" is dumb in Iceland so that guy is stupid!

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  • enchantment? enchantment!

  • I envy your loading times. I swear it takes minutes to load from my house into a whiterun. On Xbox 360 too.

  • "gold shoulder nipples" hahaaaaa

  • anybody notice the shadows 16:25

  • You know you can press "J" to quickly enter the Quest menu ? :)

  • I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I gut this arrow in my arm

  • LOL! That town crier's name is Heimskr. Which in Icelandic with added u (Heimskur) means stupid! XD

  • fortify magicka regen on boots gloves helm ring + 75% regen on necro robes = 155% regen increase

    so a total of 255% magicka regen

  • Just as an FYI Jesse, leveling up fully heals you :)

  • go to shearpoint i friggin dare u haha, lvl 11 vs krosis

  • Was anyone else like "for christ sake Jesse turn the fuck around!" when he was using clairvoyance in the catacombs. He'd activate it and see nothing because the arrow was behind him and he didn't realize that. :P

  • okay the nyquil advertisements before every video need to disintegrate.

  • Hey Jesse, did you know that if you level up during a battle and you are low on health/magicka/stamina you can use the level up to refill all your stats back to 100% without using a potion/spell.

  • why dont u just put ONNN the enchanted shield now and come back later for ur old one?

  • Everytime Jesse kills someone: "DAYUM!" :D

  • why doesn't he use shout at all

  • Jesse join the companions, you'll be able to turn into something after a couple of quests.

    BTW, This video would've been better with a belly full of mead.

  • 28:18 Jesse use to be an adventurer like us, but then he took an arrow to the arm.

  • Okay there was a time you were on the jarls big porch thing delivering the sword to the whatever dude and if you can remember that there were these dummies to the sides near the door? Well if a guard is using his bow on it you can pretty much get a whole buttload of free steel arrows from it... Just thought you should know :) and it would be cool if you gave a guy I know "Seth" a shoutout, he loves your videos and watches alot of them, he has gotten loads of people to watch your video's... Oh a

  • anyone notice the arrow in his wrist at 29:50

  • Oh damn emperor Palpatine! no! no power overwhelming!

  • "These skeletons are really easy, I'm gonna come back later because they are too easy now..." -Jesse

  • So many references to rock bands!

    Jesse, I knew you were one of the good ones! *hugs*

  • The Dragonborn Force joke is so true!

  • I AM THE FREAKING DOVAHKIIN!!!

  • Its a fine day today with you around = marriageable if you got the amulet of mara from marmal in riften.

  • @UnlimitedHeaven Fixed it: It's a fine day today with you around = doinkable

  • @evilsirjohn I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee = Suicidal

  • @UnlimitedHeaven so the jarl of solitude (or whatever the blue palace is) is marrageable!

  • @DanielHoje Unfortunately, No. Harems are also not possible.

  • @DanielHoje Lyra is also not marriageable, but that is just a bug as she was intended to be marriageable. The same may be for the jarl, but I highly doubt it.

  • @UnlimitedHeaven ok thanks

  • Elven armor are used by the thalmors which....are excelent mages.

  • Armour with higher defence+ less weight = "Nah I will pass"

  • 36:04

    Jesse: Hehe... Here's your mammoth tusk *zip*

  • I never knew Farengar had mutton chops.  They're quite impressive, now I see them.

  • heimskr loosely means stupid in Icelandic

  • 17:54 BUTT ASS MAN!!!!!!!

  • 11:15=LIIIIIINK!!!!! it is his clothes, and a blond high elf!coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

  • "My father says im too young to play with sword, so i practice with my *beep*"

  • FFS jessie go back and loot all links shit.. (obviously that high elf in the pit.... look at his armor and hes surrounded by bags of money..)

  • POWAH OVERWHELIMG IN YO FACE!!!

  • God dammit jessie you made me laugh so hard I spewed coke all over my monitor and keyboard.

    And I wasnt even drinking coke

  • You wouldn't need healing potions if you just used your healing spells :P

  • jesse that blessing that cured you took away the warrior blessing you got in one of the first videos!

  • you never checked the items the women had

  • so when are you going to continue the main quest?

  • why would you disenchant them, they have amazing enchantments

  • @MaldroidX After you disenchant items, you get said enchantment, and can enchant other items with said enchantment. I used the word enchant a lot in that sentence.

  • hehe dragonbornforce :P

  • ... Explosive Barrel, mayhaps?

  • im deffinetly not taking anything else..... oh! healing potions taking that :D

  • That poor horse XD