DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DO DUNT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS N AME WILL APPEAR ON THE SREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
That was soooo god damn epic. Two mid-air assassinations, both cool flip looking ones, a chilling victory laugh and the second one actually saved his life from a fall death. Thats incredible.
Should be an achievement!
roxas4631 1 hour ago
5 people were on the enemy team
LJMownage 6 hours ago
Since when did chuck norris play halo?
TheCaaze 15 hours ago
COOKDA to the dudes who got assasinated!
dirtydirtybiker 16 hours ago
u can get up to 3 kills that way did so as a spartan I believe the max was 4 do to free fall time frame
vinny8589 1 day ago
sick
101anteater 1 day ago
holy shit that was bomb awsome
12nightkid 3 days ago
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Roses are gray.
Violets are gray.
Yes, I'm colourblind!
Hip, hip hooray. -_-
ToXiiC320 3 days ago
Awesome. love how the elite just lols
imbetterthanyouhahah 4 days ago
badass
bonzihunter 4 days ago
Holy bajesus!
portalmasters 5 days ago
Ninja.
TheKanjiX 6 days ago
what the GRANDMA!!!!
snorgus123 1 week ago
funny how you cut it before you perish. Lol
MADSTORMZ 1 week ago
@MADSTORMZ Who cares, he did something amazing course he will die but the awesomeness ended already.
Acrabcake 1 day ago
DAAAAAAAMN! I THOUGHT ONLYUSEMEBLADE WAS A BADASS.
SilentHawk332 1 week ago
holy ballsack!
studbellypuffmuffin 1 week ago
BADASS!!!
giramew 1 week ago
-kills 2nd person-
heha hohoho
TheRatedMformature 1 week ago
seedy laugh after the second assasination
reaverdog 1 week ago 3
send this to rooster teeth's fails of the weak now
you will be branded as heartless for not showing this awesomeness
wigluf1591 1 week ago
Halo is 99 percent luck, and 1 percent fuck.
TheHaloMLGpro 1 week ago 4
too skilled man he plays halo like a pro
heromanreed 1 week ago
Why isnt this on the top 10 luckiest kills list?
germanypersonme 1 week ago
@germanypersonme cuz it's not luck... IT'S PURE SKILL!! :)
Urbanpredator76 1 week ago
bad...ass...
TheAveryck 1 week ago
Just broke his fall with assassinations; AWESOME.
TheSprinter108 2 weeks ago
My gamertag is fraternalcupid7
jammedset44 2 weeks ago
WTF happend?
jammedset44 2 weeks ago
on the last one it looled like u did a back flip
shockwave16100 2 weeks ago
hey plz add me on halo reach my gamer tag name is GhostIV75.lol
GhostIV75 2 weeks ago
That was awesome! Ima gonna try to go and do that now! :D
RamalynPwns 2 weeks ago
are you sure that was two kills? it looked like three to me
89xshadow 2 weeks ago
@89xshadow Can you count?
GrayBread 2 weeks ago 8
holy shit that was awesome
jayrett14 2 weeks ago 21
If I'm going down I'm taking you with me... and you...
ArcaneCricket 2 weeks ago
*Landing* HAHAHA.. UUHH! ARRRHHG! GRRRR! AAAA!!!
NyaneDx514 2 weeks ago
good !!
ZzRaph684 2 weeks ago
to chuck norris thats flicking an ant
flygonrock56 2 weeks ago
@flygonrock56 dude chuck norris sucks dick
vegehanku 2 weeks ago
i swear he said cock block!
tubewearwolf 2 weeks ago
Awesome
killshadon1 2 weeks ago
Holy crap
Awesome
killshadon1 2 weeks ago
Holy fuck
That was awesome!
killshadon1 2 weeks ago
Two Girls One cup
Oskarmandude1 2 weeks ago
wow wow wow that was sick
cybermonkey991 2 weeks ago
that was beast
iDeviceReviewsz 2 weeks ago
no way!
smartie66775 3 weeks ago
i got 3 assasinations on spire and invasian ^.^
Unsaf3Numb3r 3 weeks ago
Do a barrel roll!
Chinatownsoverseer 3 weeks ago
EPIC WIN!!!!
KepRunners35 3 weeks ago
WOW
2xxseriousslayerxx52 3 weeks ago
This is why elites live. Epic
FoodCanFlyGuy 3 weeks ago
For some reason, i keep laughing at the 2nd Assassination.
CallmeSimmy 3 weeks ago
That's amazing
SCARECROWprods 3 weeks ago
bull shit
blackhawk971000 3 weeks ago
Ok... I survived a 300 foot fall... *random grenade* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Wolfstanus 3 weeks ago
now thats what i call a ninja!
runeplaya5 3 weeks ago
That, my friends, was the elite version of Chuck Norris.
chancekh2 3 weeks ago
@chancekh2 then we can't let them meet. It would destroy the universe
madcat441 3 weeks ago
@chancekh2 almost, he forgot to roundhouse kick the others at the top.
Regnie217 3 weeks ago
@Regnie217 oh, very true
chancekh2 3 weeks ago
You should have gotten an achievement for that
treffle17 3 weeks ago
I can't say anything else than: cool kills
Tony420071 3 weeks ago
fuckin hectic
TheRagedHalomaster 3 weeks ago
lol
lukealtra 3 weeks ago
@lukealtra awesome this guy is an MLG, if anyone wants to friend me and play some halo reach my gamertag is: Beastly138
Imaboss716 3 weeks ago
@Imaboss716 what rank are u?
ShadowKnight275 3 weeks ago
AND THAT CLASS IS CHUCK NORRIS IF HE WAS AN ELITE ON HIS HAPPY DAYS
BERSERKWOLF66 3 weeks ago
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how do u do these stuff!?! :I
TheGodzillaGuy 3 weeks ago
cool dude cool u survived lol i thought u were a goner after u looked down after the first assassination lol at 0:10
mstrust26 3 weeks ago
nice
Drazen876 4 weeks ago
i like the laugh. elites are like what dumbasses.
TheShadowstalker11 4 weeks ago
AND HE SURVIVES!!! 0:11
SubteraScorpion 1 month ago
Elite: >=D its a good day for the covenant.
sandz81 1 month ago
amazing
EXTREMEEC44 1 month ago
all i can say is raped
minecraftgreifer1000 1 month ago
I once got 3 assassinations in the air. Too bad I died from ground shock.
I should get a capturing device.
CLICKMEYOULOSER 1 month ago
I love the laugh at the end
Mr2010forgeben 1 month ago
This guy must have gotten "If They Came to Hear Me Beg" in one go.
QU67Reacher6 1 month ago
love this
LancerMatt31 1 month ago
5 cod fanboys disliked this
MrErzu 1 month ago
Dude that laugh is how scarface would have laughed if that retard with the shotty wouldn't have blown him away
XxOnyx7xX 1 month ago
INCREDIBLE THIS ELITE JUST RAPED THOSE 2.
LOKBLUDOM3N 1 month ago
Sweet! I live for assassinations in this game, I'm almost at Onyx
YAHSPETSNAZ 1 month ago
Holy shit...
Whats your gamertag you are BADASS!
Cnstar10 1 month ago
why would anybody want to dislike this video
Saiyan528 1 month ago
Be proud of that dude you saved yourself from committing suicide not only that must players cant do that
warbasse52 1 month ago
Awesome dude :D
TheJimbo349 1 month ago
You sir Are the batman
TheKrisvids 1 month ago
Holy cow. That ish how u assassinate ppl!!!!!!!
i3aac 1 month ago
I just love the laugh.
Noble4EmileA239 1 month ago
the elite was laughing at the last kill
DEMONBUTLER308 1 month ago
HAHAHAHA FOR THE WIN!
Zyncler 1 month ago
o.e i think u assassinated me the second one
Mrawesome469 1 month ago
holy fuck, epic skill right there.
edogb22 1 month ago
0:13 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
waffleman255258 1 month ago
2 spartan and one of their friends made accounts just to dislike this video
dumbolomb 1 month ago
3 people cant assassinate
pevazo 1 month ago
that dislike bar is like a ninja, it cant be seen inless it wants to be.
DjLEATH3R 1 month ago
Legit luck!! :D
Spar551 1 month ago
EPIC MAN! THAT WAS LEGIT!!! :D
chigger12561 1 month ago
:-O
OSTP222 1 month ago
Wow, that was bad ass.
megatrondecepticon2 1 month ago
THAT TAKES SKILL I WHAT IS YOUR GAMERTAG
TheAskettshow 1 month ago
I love how the elites always laugh after they get an assassination
sparxcwg 1 month ago 28
Guess who gotta boner!
unknowngamer2010 1 month ago
love the laugh at the end
JPBaryonyx 1 month ago
very sexy!
darkemerl3603 1 month ago
"If They Came To Hear Me Beg" in reverse.
TheEdibleDonut 1 month ago 14
NO WAY. Talk about perfect timing! Haha, that's sexy.
Malleolust 1 month ago
Woah.. thats some pure skill!
electrostudio1A 2 months ago
DO A BARRAL ROLL!
Xblades32 2 months ago
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ThizElectica 2 months ago
woa backflip
6858439 2 months ago
Two assasinations = Two words = FUCKING AWESOME!
FunAreGames 2 months ago
rejection lol
sonamylova9 2 months ago
Elite:I took out ur girlfriend there in the first assasination so ur next justin bieber
Justin: oh god no *starts singing* oh baby,baby,baby
Elite: I can't listen to tht shit so stfu *mid-air assasination*
There we go!!!!
Justin: GHHHAAACCKKK...............*silence*
Elite: God saved me when he saw i killed justin bieber god gave me just enough slow down to surviive the fall..........!!!!!!!!!
Tucker8991 2 months ago
haha hahaaa
shatterproof23 2 months ago
dude, you didn't even have a jetpack. you just lived by using those blue chumps as a cushion
darkscrypt 2 months ago
haha i like how he laughed at the end
Wolftent561 2 months ago 2
Elite: Haha, now let's kick some ass! *Jumps through window and assassinates the one guy*
Elite: Crap. . . Might as well just get this guy here. *He assassinates the second guy*
Elite: YES! I'm . . . going to hell aren''t I? >.>
misstressofpuppies12 2 months ago
too bad tha landing didnt kill u :D
RHGclanVids 2 months ago
lol the elite just laughed at the second Assassinations XD
snowtaurenNL 2 months ago
Teach me!!!!
camofrog44 2 months ago
no you die, whos you friend? ya he dies too
Joeeef52 2 months ago
Wort Wort Wort!!!
KWolverine1 2 months ago
Your elite has every right to laugh evilly after that
datel3ss 2 months ago
THE ELITE SAID ICE CREAM?!?!?!?!?!
Mr1970USMC 2 months ago
The Elite's laugh at the end sums up the entire video........Epic
themech001 2 months ago
2 girls 1 cup
sum0ne92 2 months ago
@sum0ne92 how does that have anything to do with this video
dnbstreet 2 months ago
@dnbstreet It doesn't LOL.
sum0ne92 2 months ago
press 7. nuff said.
ARBITEROFTHECOVENANT 2 months ago
Chuck Norris Plays Halo???
XvSilentFirevX 2 months ago
this should be on gamefails! (its more of a game win but whatever)
l4dcrazy5658 2 months ago
now try 3.
hubes69 2 months ago
why didn't the elite have the energy sword out instead of the needler?
Shad0wb4ll 2 months ago
those two spartans didnt like that..... COUGHCOUGHDISLIKINGN00BZ
MrBasementKitteh 2 months ago
Like a boss.
runescapemaster401 2 months ago
you survirred becouse you did an assasination
jarema9999 2 months ago
lol i love that statisfied elite laugh at the end, like as if he does that kinda shit everyday
bloodplzthankslol 2 months ago 45
@bloodplzthankslol i love how i laugh after pushing people off the top everyday
xxHaloVidsxx 1 month ago
Anoj accepted it :D
AnonymouslyHidden 2 months ago
...... the f**k..? what a boss
DaeheeNiteHee 2 months ago
I like the orgasm the elite had once he landed.
CSHJunior 2 months ago
Alright, who gave the elite a magnet?!
SalladchuXZ 2 months ago
hmmm 2 kills... 2 dislikes... coincidence?
sp1d3rm4n15g4y101 2 months ago 47
@sp1d3rm4n15g4y101 I THINK NOT !! ;)
DarthVader807 2 months ago
@sp1d3rm4n15g4y101 yeah it was from the guys that got assassinated...although its 3 now
FantasyFreak2009 1 month ago
@sp1d3rm4n15g4y101 reply maybe the third was someone he assassinated earlier
cool411able 1 month ago
@cool411able most likely...
sp1d3rm4n15g4y101 1 month ago
the person that disliked it was one of them
supermonkey805XD 3 months ago
one person right now is jealous
usernamesensored 3 months ago
they should have killcams so people who died know what happened trololololol
legendary123321 3 months ago
Epic sauce
EpicZombieSlayer78 3 months ago
that waz rad
damian567543 3 months ago
Chuck Norris plays Halo? :P
marcuscfraser 3 months ago
laughing elite, awesome!
BstylesV2 3 months ago
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Santa1936 3 months ago
1 dislike was the guy who dropped the core
Santa1936 3 months ago
If They Came to See Me Fall...
idiotbox777 3 months ago
Lol awesome, i bet they were pretty mad after xD
craitonius360x 3 months ago
very nice!
thebourneman 3 months ago
elite assassinations are the best
mrslarekajohnson 3 months ago
not bad hehahehahaha
mrslarekajohnson 3 months ago
chuck norris???
guitarh3romast3r 3 months ago
who disliked it wtf this video should be featured on tv
UkrGaz 3 months ago
now THAT was sexy
Flexman10 3 months ago
that should b a 1000G achievment
TheMusicMan851 3 months ago
the 2 dislikes were from those guys
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Vaderfett12 3 months ago
presss 8 REPEATEDLY !!!FOR EVIL LAUGH
rainbowpand54 3 months ago
pro assasin
Audio714 3 months ago
Lol if you close your eyes and listen its like the elite laughed at a spartan and got melee (you here the melee at the end)
BenzPaul1942000 3 months ago
That was soooo god damn epic. Two mid-air assassinations, both cool flip looking ones, a chilling victory laugh and the second one actually saved his life from a fall death. Thats incredible.
IAmHaloNoob 3 months ago
NINJA!!!
Sabet5 3 months ago
This is why you don't take an elite's lunch money...
sp1d3rm4n15g4y101 3 months ago 74