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  • The Bahamian swings his penis over his shoulder. Hahaaa!

  • wow thats not bahamian at all lolz

  • das tru. we is say BEY!!! not 'mon'

  • That's is SOO Not a Bahamian Accent =| that's more Jamaican

  • @YvetteNTreco the other version of the joke was that he was Jamaican

  • GUARD WE ARE BLACK SUFFER

  • 19 people girlfriend's pussy was decapitated by Dexter St. Jock

  • what happend to him seriously the hell????

  • hey! eddy still looking for transexual.

  • How did Eddie go from this to some talking donkey?

  • ahhh now the world knows how we bahamian men go. lol

  • 3 star wanted level???

  • @Kurvatvojamatj Lol metric system. Silly Scientist/Not-American. We don't know what that means :D I think it's like 14 inches? Good luck finding someone who can fit even HALF of that in there :P

  • Its a Jamaican accent and not Bahamian.....But I still think its funny :)

  • BABY DROOL ALCOHOL TO BE A QUEEN ROYAL POWERFUL

  • man eddie got the vocals lol

  • SUPI SUPERVISION PONOGRAPHY UNIFORM MI5 COMBAT FINE

  • he is funny as hell

  • BYE

    HELEN BRUMBY

    HOWIE HOLMES

    NO

  • THE BOW TIE LAWYER NO

  • YES THIS NIGGER SAVE SAVES LIVES

    NICK CLEGG

    MARCIA GRIFFITHS

    SO WHAT HAPPENED

  • @whotaughtyou homo redneck

  • WIFE BAITER PSL KSL YOU MOTHER FUCKER KAY GORDON AUDREY YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER WIFE BAITER NO STIMULATION SIMULATION YOU WEAK MOTHERFUCKER

  • U S AIR FORCE YOU HAVE A COUNTRY STIMULATION WEBSITE OR SOME THING

  • BARACK OBAMA CUS TO JEFFREY DUJON CUBAN JEFFREY DUJON

  • PRISON YOU BREEDING ALVIN HALLL JEFFREY DUJON CUS I WALKED INTO THE ROOM WIFE BAITER AND SAID KAYE GORDON MANSLAUGHTER THATS ALL

  • EDDIE MURPHY ONIONS BEVERLY HILLS COP U SALMON RUSHDIE

  • NOD 5687

  • YOU THREATEN A 34 MAN WITH A GADDAFI WITCH WHO INFUMED A GADDAFI PICTURE IN MICHAEL MANLEYS HEAD DEAD

  • COLIN MANNING BEFORE CHAVEZ

  • WHO YOU THREATENING PAEDOPHILES RAPIST SHELOCK HERLOCK SHIT ETC OLD WOMAN WHORE CUNT SON OF A BITCH

  • THE ROBOT DID IT BOUNCE YOU STARVING BITCH

  • SOFA BLUE LEATHER YOU

  • PROPERTY

  • CHILLI MIC DEVICE

  • ELLE MACPHERSON NORWAY BIBLE STOLEN THEN

  • VOODOO O1 CAMERA O1

    COOKIE

    FLATBUSH AVENUE DEAD

  • NAPPY HEAD VHO JIM CARREY DEACEASED BARACK OBAMA £10000 OWING £17000

    POWERADE

  • HALLE BERRY BODY BUT WHITE

  • HOW DID LENNIE JAMES GET THERE WING 01 SAUDI BUGATTI FILE BACK NOW BY CHANGING THE NAME PLS HMMM JENNY WILLIAM NOOR

  • THE BATTERY RECHARGER THANK YOU

  • YOU SUDI ME YOU MOTHERFUCKA YOURE DEAD

  • ORGASM CHOIR 57 EASTERN ROAD ROMFORD ZIP CODE FIND UK

  • WHERE ARE ALL THE WOMEN INTERNET ESCORT

  • MINDSET PERSONALITY ROAN SWABY HIGH LIFTseaga EXON LABEL COMPUTER USERS GUIDE LAW COMPETITION GUIDE MUAHmanley SOUNDTRACK

  • MARIAH CAREY 58 78

  • AMANDA LAMB DR GROVER KING CASSIUS TAPEFM THINGY BERMUDA CLAIRE DANES

    TICK YALE WON

  • THAT LILY ALLEN BIT FROM SUDAN AT SUTTON LIBRARY

    WE'RE AT SUTTON LIBRARY

  • COMPON SALIVA DOCUMENT

  • GEMMA ATHERTON EMAIL

    RECOURSE

    JENSON BUTTON IN TROUBLE W H SMITH R A F DECEASED SON EDDIE MURPHY CHERYL COLE

    SECURITY

  • If eddie came back he could do like 12 hours and I would be intrigued because it would be looooooong overdue

  • Great joke but his dialect is FAAARRR from Bahamian it's more Jamacian than Bahamian

  • @242SEXYME242 What if it's a Jamaican who just lives in the Bahamas?

  • God, one of the greatest of all time. Please come back to comedy Eddie!

    

  • fuck dexter .... hhhhhhhhh

  • @talyn08 I can't believe you people, analysing the authenticity of a name in a bloody joke!

  • is that right? *meat spin*

  • fucking brilliant

    

  • LIKE A SUIT

    EDDIE MURPHY IN SPAIN DEVILS ADVOCATE QC MICROFORM

    VISUAL CUE

    HEY DUDE

  • funny thing this happen to me. the twist was the bahimian dudes ex who was also bahimian came to my crib and i fucked her. : D

  • @talyn08 he said dexter saint jock... :S

  • Mines going in November

  • @thewash302 tell her to tell dexter i said hey

  • wow.....this is funny, but we don't talk like that here in the Bahamas

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  • Dexter Morgan the serial killer?? oh hell no!!

  • LOL sigh yea bahamians dont talk like that ..i'm bahamian but my thing is if that's the closest he can come then so be it..either way we walk around talkin like jamaicans sometimes too their music has infiltrated our country anyway. NO ONE WILL EVER get the bahamian dialect right....life goes on.

  • Dexter St. Jock. LOL

  • My name is Dexter, but I'm white XD, this always kills me.

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaahhahahhahahhahahahahhhaa­hhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha­hahahahhaahhahaahhahahahaahhhh­hhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahahaahhaah­ahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah­hahahahhaha

    

  • I need a Dexter Saint Jock!!! pmsl :)

  • "What u crying bout?"

  • i sis was right eddie murphy used to be really funni..he is now but then he was hella funni

  • CONSTANT-LY!

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.... I HAVE WATCHED THIS SHIT OVER 20 TIMES AND I'M AGAIN DYING OF LAUGHTER NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­A

  • he owns his own island in the bahamas

  • "HOKAY"

  • COME ON I'M A BAHAMIAN AND I DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE, IT'S A JOKE HE MEANS NO INSULT BY IT. THEY MOCK WHITE PEOPLE, BLACK PEOPLE, SPANISH PEOPLE, AND THEY SOUND NOTHING LIKE THEM, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE IT'S ALL COMEDY. IF PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT EITHER OF THOSE CULTURES ARE LIKE THEY WOULD FIND OUT, BUT THIS IS SOLELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!

  • @bahamamama86 Ja Mon, I love the Bahamas and I think you are awesome for liking this joke.

  • i met a dexter, and it was oh so fine

  • wow it amazes me how ppl cud tel me n uda bahamians wat da hel we is talk like -_-......i cant stand wen ppl say "bahamian" n is break out in a jamaican accent das offensive actually. i tink i gin record a video jus ta let yall hear how we is talk..betta yet go watch stop liking man part 1 n 2 das bahamian accent at its best

  • @WestindieTweety he was talkin you up, of coarse hes not gonna have an authentic accent, hes american, he said that people from the bahamas have big dicks, how the fuck can you be offended by that? did you even listen to the joke?

  • @stephengregory6 .....ummm wat bahamian men havin big dicks gata do wit me?? i said i get offended wen ppl tlk about us but speak with jamaican accents cuz we dnt sound like that n i have friends from other parts of the world who can copy my accent just fine "now how the fuck are u telling me wat i should be offended by? did u even understand my comment?"

  • @WestindieTweety who cares if he gets the accent wrong... every time an american immates an english accent they talk very posh queens english yet nobody in the entire country talks like that. the english have more variations in accents then any country in the world non of the neighbouring cities or towns sound the same and none sound like posh tea cup sipping royalty

  • @clarkydpimp dis was bout bahamian accents how we get on english accents? and obviously ppl do care u needa check da comments between me n the other ppl b4 u jump in conversation wa ain had nuttin ta do wit u. ppl were arguing that bahamians do tlk like that n i defended myself n other bahamians thats all it was and everybody wanted to make a big deal out of it. Seeing that im an actual bahamian i was offended by ppl correcting me as if they knew anything about it.

  • @WestindieTweety its youtube girl it involves the whole world!!!

    I got onto english accents because Im from the Uk., merely giving an example I can relate with thats similar.

    Lifes short dont waste time worrying about the small pointless things.

  • @WestindieTweety chill

  • @madamecutie yea i 'chilled" 2 months ago wer u cum frum all of a sudden -_-

  • lol this fucktard doesnt even kno wat a bahamian accent is....Thats a jamaican accents

  • @cut3clown shut up dipshit, nobody gives a shit what it is

  • @killerbiller35 hey why did u reply to me u ass wipe... just stated he didnt kno wat it is..

  • DEXTER SAINT JOCK WALKIN UP SWINGIN HIS DICK LMAO! ILL MAKE LOVE 2 YOU CONSTANTLY!!! FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!

  • God, I miss the cool Eddie. I can't stand the lame "Dave". "Clumps", "talking donkey" Eddie.

  • @WALTERBROADDUS Hell yes, Walter. You nailed what's been bothering me.

  • @WALTERBROADDUS hey, the clumps is some of eddie's best work. the others i agree with though

  • @WALTERBROADDUS hes stil funny but he has a family so he cant do that hs making more money now then ever cuz he still a g

  • @WALTERBROADDUS HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY the clumps r the SHIT

  • this happen to me but it was in a dormitory room of an international college XD......... but the funny shit was his X Bahama women fucked me to get back at him : P

  • 17 dislikes? 17 men know a Dexter! Coffee ready?

  • @kelema sidney poitier does not have hatian ancentry, just want to let u know. poitier is a common last name in bahamas just because it sounds a little french means nothing. deveux is another name common to bahamas, that does not come from haitian ancestry. just felt like clearing it up.

  • That was so funny talking about Dexter St, Jock and singing " Don't Let Them Fool You" by Bob Marley. Lol Too funny!

  • @trentrolle I am also Bahamian, and though Eddie is imitating a Jamaican accent, Bahamians do have accents. It is not as strong as Jamaicans but there is still one. You probably cannot detect it because you have one yourself and are used to hearing it.

  • THIS SHIT HAPPEN TO ME WORD IS BORN. LMAO!!!

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  • @trentrolle12 das da dumbest ting i eva read before in my life? bahamians dnt have accents? it clearly shows that you aren't well read or travelled. I'd encourage you to google bahamian linguistics.

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  • @trentrolle12 u are retarded, we bahamians have a very strong accent as does every other country in the caribbean. ours is different as is every country's accent in the caribbean. your comment has realy pissed me off. maybe u doint have an accent, but bahamians do, and to foreigners it is a common mistake for them to mix up bahamian accent with another caribbean nation because to them it sounds similar, so please dont make ignorent comments like that again.

  • @Gotti242 let him kno Gotti242 - we have these ignorant people arguing over facts. this isn't debatable @trentrolle12. I off to school and if I gave you a dollar for every time someone asked me to repeat what I'm saying or automatically knowing that I'm from the Caribbean - you'd be a rich rich man.

  • so this is suppose to be a "bahama" joke right?why this nigga sounding jamaican fuck the misconception bitch we don;t speak like that!!!

  • @nubienqueen9 oh calm down!

  • bey dis nigga tryin to dis fuckin the bahamains aye bey we dont talk like fuckin dat bey muh boi u sound jamacian

  • why does the clip end there?

  • There is a such word as Bahamian, dumbass. And yeah that accent wasnt right but oh well its a common misconception.

  • @Fergaliciouscoco, don't be so narrowminded. There is a word such as Bahamian. In fact I am from the capital of the Bahamas which is Nassau. I am a BAHAMIAN.

  • lol wheres the rest of it??

  • "i shot the sherriff" LMMMAOOOOO

  • NOT JAMAICAN ACCENT, MORE SOUNDS LIKE TRINI...but oo well islanders accent was the objective lol

  • No, no way Bahamian - more like Jamaican, but intent is the same!

  • @cavemanclicker there is no such word as bahamian ahahahah! and thats trini not jamaican i should know im from jamaica

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  • @Fergaliciouscoco And your obviously a jackass lmao

  • I SHOT THE SHERIFF!! haha

  • definitely not a Bahamian accent

  • @ramonne I know right.... 

  • this aint no bahamina accent!!!!!

    

  • @alejo7777 who gives a fucking shit

  • 17 Men had their woman fucked by Dexter

  • @Nophax LMFAOOOO

  • @Nophax lmfaooo

  • @Nophax lol

  • @Nophax loooooooooooooooooooooool

  • Well I see that Dexter already fu**ed 17 wifes or girlfirends of some guys.

  • Then all of a sudden, this dude name Dexter walks up....Dexter St. Jacques!

  • 17 people had their woman fuck by dexter

  • @milien705 haha ! :D

  • lolol that was funnnnnnnnnnnnnny! Dexter St Jacques is not a bahamian name! lolol haaahahah and the accent was wayyy off but i thought it was hilarious! way to go eddie! all the way from the 242 :)... and believe me its just as beautiful as u imagine it is!

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  • Dexter St. Jacques!! lol and thats a JA accent

  • IF YOU WAS MY WOMEN I'D MAKE LOVE TO YOU CONSTANTLEEEE!!!! AAHAAHHAHAHA

  • i love the way he says the dumb "OK!"

  • Dexter St. Jock! LOL!

  • lmao that was good as always, but just one slight problem....thats not a Bahamian accent, its more Jamaican -_-....still was funny tho

  • @limpia13 actually we don't have a Jamacian at all

  • Dexter..lmao...just swingin it...lmao..seen that shit myself on many a vacation...there is a Dexter at every spot..lmao to funny..actually had a chick hittin on my girl right infront of me..i was like hell yea..she was like hell NO...i was like SHIT!..lol

  • @ltuomela Hell naw!!!!

  • @djcaz97 hell yea...lol..

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  • that hardly happens tho

  • lol me and my girlfriend was talking about this and we were laughing and i was playing with her about some girl i saw in the store and i said"idk i might see her"and she looked at me and laughed and rembered this and goes"dnt make me got to the bahmas on yo ass"and we was rollingXD

  • wash your dick in the sick.. ROFL

  • Wow...A Bahamian character with a Jamaican accent and a Hatian last name...hmmm...makes me wonder if this is how its gonna be if we as Bahamians don't get a hold of our illegal immigrant problem...da joke was funny doe, but you forgot the punchline

  • @2ruthl355 people like you shit me, it's comedy, just enjoy it and spare the trivial bullshit. There's a time and a place and for future reference nobody likes having a giggle only to have it interupted by some smart ass with a dull and useless comment...dont care wot you think now, just remember this when bored and lonely...being intelligent means knowing when to use it...!!

  • @2ruthl355 people like you shit me, it's comedy, just enjoy it and spare the trivial bullshit. There's a time and a place and for future reference nobody likes having a giggle only to have it interupted by some smart ass with a dull and useless comment...dont care wot you think now, just remember this when bored and lonely...being intelligent means knowing when to use it...!!

  • @TheShanotube let me tell u somethin, my comment might be useless 2 u but not 2 me. I got the joke and found it funny but it got me thinkin. Its stupid ppl like u who is make me sick thikin u knw how 2 relate 2 ppl and dnt knw shit about life. Y dnt u go throw some shrimp on the barbie and take that kangaroo's dick outta ya mouth, U didgereedoo lovin bitch!!! Fuck...YOU!! Ya sissy ass

  • @2ruthl355 Wow you really know about life, geography, and culture don't you? Oh thats right you only know stereotypical associations. You sorta just proved it, didn't you? Over here talking like that just proves straight away that you are obviously a fucking idiot... Well I suspected that anyway when you're looking for insight into an Eddie Murphy clip from the 80's... Admit it tho, you were just trying to say 'look at me I am a clever lil bitch!'...better you use your mouth elsewhere...

  • @TheShanotube PLZ! As if i have to prove anything to you, i guess u started this whole arguement bcuz I made u feel dumb and unispired..sorry i insulted your inferior intellect and hurt your fragile ego, YOU chose to be that way.As far as stereotypes go, you asked for it.Nobody asked your opinion 2 begin with. Maybe you were the one lookin 4 insight in this video from the 80's. Clown, y dnt you go read a book or 2 and learn somethin practical for once in your life

  • @2ruthl355 I really can not understand your heightened sense of self at all...my whole point was your lack of intellect so how can it affect ME if you are lacking IT...So you've read a couple of books have you? Insightful, inspiring and enlightening, is that how you see you self? Maybe you should get a grip...I was watching something funny and got annoyed by arrogance disguised as intelligence and decided to amuse myself by pissing you off... Go suck a coconut.

  • @TheShanotube Bey ine into you and ya small talks,I was merely statin a REAL ISSUE here in the Bahamas!!!! You took it as arrogance, I commented out of concern for my country. U cant understand my sense of self cuz u aint on my level and your annoyance comes from your own insecurities. YOU GET A GRIP!!! Take your head out of your ass and think b4 you piss somebody else off..WHOOPS! too late, better luck next time. Go take a big wiff of eucalyptus and relax ya nerves and ease ya mind..really doe

  • @TheShanotube OWNED!

  • @xXhoody187Xx ...er....sorry to tell you this but the only thing 'OWNED' is your mother, I heard the boys chain her up in a kiddies pool all night and charge 10 bucks a shot to recovering addicts and poor parolees...Tho its your own fault for sucking so much cock when you were a boy but cause you were almost choking yourself to death on the biggest cocks you could find the medical bills meant your mother needs to work off your debt...she loves it tho, your Mom... Now fuck off cum breath... Ciao

  • @TheShanotube I guess makin up imaginary stories based on ur past experiences makes u feel better about yourself, its not my fault ur mother's an old bitzer selling her ass to every dingo on the street corner to support ur sorry ass.Medical bills?YOURE the one in n out the hospital to get ur ass stiched up because u wont learn that BOOMERANGS dont go up in there,oh n that BOOMER u gave AIDS is upset with u so watch ur back. Now raise up off ur dad's nuts a little, im sure hes fuckd u enuf by now

  • @xXhoody187Xx See, dumb fucks like you just take the fun outta things and now you just coming across as dull and boring...No wonder you just whimper one word comments cause when you get rolling its all a bit lame...Dingoes? Boomerangs? Apart from using some irrelevent Australian words, the rest was just a senseless mess and things you say arent only confusing they are a bit disturbing...that last bit has me worried you're a victim of incest so think maybe you should work some shit out weirdo..

  • @TheShanotube u come across like ur feelings are hurt,i see ur other comments.ur so quik to call ppl dumb and ignorant when ur actually an asshole urself."suck a coconut" thats all u got? how bout u suck a koala's dick fag! quit jugglin testicles under ur tongue and drop the funny accent, u have serious issues, im not 2 blame 4 ur lack of self esteem,its ur fault, i used some of ur slang, ive lived there b4.n U'RE disturbed, sayin how the boys gangbanged u in a kiddie pool i ddnt need 2 knw that

  • @xXhoody187Xx I am finding it hard to understand how you correlate your rants of stupidity to something I am lacking or some sort of problem...You see I have a very high self esteem and am beyond the petty shit you are still getting stuck in your teeth and struggling to spit out... I can see your weaknesses and issues in everything you write, tho you seem a tad immature, boring, and not too bright...so either you just some dumb kid or just a shirt licking retard... Come on, try again...waiting..

  • @xXhoody187Xx By the way you only stayed in our country...dare say they told you too fuck off cause your time was up and seeing you aint got much to offer you were probably stamped with the F.O.F. on your file and forehead... If unsure what it means I will, again, help you out... Fuck Off Fuck!

  • @TheShanotube YAWN..you bore me, i guess u make a hobby out of this youtube shit, maybe it makes you feel better about urself to finally vent the frustration u kept bottled up inside, if your self esteem is so high and ur so immature you wouldnt take offense to a one word comment, i guess that had u all riled up..u was itching for somethin to piss u off..its sad..all i see from ur words is repetition..(boring, dumb), F.O.F wow, u probably hear it everyday, it must suck to be you...

  • @xXhoody187Xx sorry took a while to get back to you but didnt know if was worth the effort though seems you changed your tune...see this insecurity and self esteem issue you keep bringing up is a product of your country not mine...so dunno why you think others feel the same as you little man...but go on, i know you got more insights bout myself so am looking forward to it...

  • @TheShanotube oh and since were o\so quick to blast somebody else...do this..look in the mirror an analyze urself..ur hurting inside...u need help..ur insecure about urself..ur boring,dull,dry,nuts...get a life..ur not the only intellectual person in the world (i doubt ur even one of them)...u came with the shit talk..im ashamed that i even went down to ur pathetic level to insult you, i feel stupid wasting my time on u...now run off..go on..better urself..you bore me.*yawn* -_- go away

  • @xXhoody187Xx oh and so you were so quick to jump on someone elses bandwagon and tell me something that i couldnt be fucked with why cant I return the favour...and things you see in the mirror aint my problem, and I never claimed to have a superior intelligence, that was your perception... Also, ashamed? You felt shame? Shame for what?! You weak little man, you disgust me! Guilt, shame, pity...is that what you are made of...?! Hold your head up...be a fucking man!!!

  • @TheShanotube SO....u sat down in ur home, a whole 2WEEKS and thought of coming BACK on this video jus to kick up old shit? are you THAT lonely? u sat down and started thinkin of me? U LIKE MAN AYE? U BE A MAN!! ...i probably got under ur thin skin thats why u had to come back on here huh? ur one sorry ass excuse for a human being, and as for my country...u dont know exactly where im from idiot, i had my reasons for 'jumpin on the bandwagon' u got what you had comin tryin 2 be a smartass

  • @TheShanotube LOL it still amazes me that you actually came back 2weeks after the fact...U NEED FRIENDS AYE? and i noticed that your youtube account was activated pretty recently...WHAT A TRACK RECORD! already got blasted on by not on but TWO people? FUCK!...ur quite the Mr Personality...BRAVO! i hope ur not proud of that cuz its nothing to be proud of...

  • @xXhoody187Xx @xXhoody187Xx Go away fuckhead, you a distraction now...Oh and by the way, this aint my only youtube account fuckwit...it maybe one of several so check your friends you pathetic fuck ha ha ha ha ha!! Ever heard of keeping your friends close but your enemies even closer you stupid fuck....How would you know who is who with your narrow mindset, but maybe am havin more fun being your friend instead....But which one am I?! Hmmm go call Scooby doo for this one cockhead...now fuck off

  • @TheShanotube LOL dere u go agn, spoutin cum frm ur mouth...WOW u waitd 3WKS dis time...shallow mnd games *yawn*..um..i only have 5 frnds on YT, so deres nt many 2 choose frm now is dere?..u knw wat? u rlly remnd me of smbdy who alwys cm at me like u are rite now..but anywys..bak 2 U..its prtty obvious dat u nd frnds..cmn makn a frnd on the intrnt isnt cmplctd,jus clik one bttn DICKFACE! nd a tutorial?..i trd callin Scby Doo BUT HIS PHN LINES ARE BSY, Mayb he out tryn 2 fnd ur life if u have one