Worlds Best/Worst pickup lines in action

[webitalia2005]

That was funny man. Just a note to the side. These chicks are slapping you all the time and that's an offense, if you were doing the same you would go to jail. I think they would deserve it, cause you're really only being funny with them...

[expeditionireland]

Hows your belly for a lodger??

Your going to have sex tonight ...................cause i'm stronger than you

sorry for the last one!

[Sandstripe1]

i would to c u try out for wipeout on abc

[TheXJthatCould]

best one ive heard was "i usually pick up hookers.....get in"

[HolywaterHangover]

@TheXJthatCould Thats the classiest thing I've heard all week. Bravo, good sir. -HWH

[luldopeboy1]

@HolywaterHangover Say.... Hey you like peanut butter?....well... wanna fu*k?

[LankanLionz]

give me your number or i will kidnap your brother

[DarthVaderPudding]

Slap haha she looked serious...

[sdot18]

gillie you are a clown...

[MattBaumann777]

The worst pick up line ever is: "You look like a bucket of fuck all covered with skin!"

[HolywaterHangover]

@MattBaumann777

...You're right. That IS the worst pickup line ever.

Genius!

[Mr99peluche]

i put the std in stud all i need is u

hello there my penis died i was wondering may i bury it in you

[HolywaterHangover]

@Mr99peluche

Those are both fantastic and preposterous pickup lines!

Good fucking contribution, man! :D

-HWH

[angel703888]

1.If you were a pokemon i'd choose you 2 I lost my number.Can i have yours? 3 I'm lost.Can you show me to your room? 4 If i pet you,will you follow me home? 5 Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past you again? 6 Do you know cpr cuz you just took my breath away 7 I envy your lipstick,will you put some on me? 8 You turn me on like a lightswitch 9 We should save water.Lets shower together 10 If kisses were snowflakes,i'd send you a blizzard

[dragonballzonda]

ummm if ur a girl reading this say hi to me

[angel703888]

@dragonballzonda Haii =D

[HolywaterHangover]

@dragonballzonda

Go outside. There are no girls on the internet, n00b.

[wdfeo]

the one with the shoulders is really good cos its funny and your touching. but she has to be fairly attracted to you

[Rressurector158]

are your parents assholes cause you are the shit!!

[HolywaterHangover]

@Rressurector158

Hell yeah! :D

[131T3M3]

Nice shoes, lets fuck. LOL

[123theharryc]

Beastie boys girls

[bensglory]

did you still something of mine??.....cause i can't find my heart!

if i could rearrange the alphabets, i would put F-N-U together!

do you have a mirror in your pocket??.....cause i can see myself in your pants!

[windex1234]

The one with the shoulder is actually good.

[uzamaki32]

hahahahha realy funny :D

[CigarelloznDrank]

your daddy must of been a cheese burger hahaha I dnt see why u wouldnt get slapped for say some dumb shit like that. Nice vid!

[nikikouz]

i like ur vids

[me0400]

do more of these

[laughingwarrior]

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i slowly walk by again

[yakinoanderson]

you: hey are a billionare.

girl:.no why?

you:oh much did u pay god to make you so beautiful.

[yakinoanderson]

hey i saw you on the news last night arnt you tha angel that broke out of heaven prison

[HolywaterHangover]

@yakinoanderson

Ha, thats a good one. Angel prison. XD

[DuchonMandik]

You're a funny mother fucker!

[ilcoyotecojo]

dude u got balls

[LethalMartialArts]

HAHAHAHA NICE.

That was hilarious!!

[xkevinmckay85x]

haha that's great

[animallover23233]

LOL!! I love the counting shoulders one! lol

[BMTH4EVERz]

hahaahaaha thats hilarious :DD

[lonewolfbaxter]

1:04 lololololololololololol

[tenchifan72]

i seem to have lost my heart,

would you mind sharing yours?

[TheNumberOneNoob]

they didnt have to slap you

[LEZWEL1995]

once i said to this chick at this party 'if you where a macas burger you would be a mc-beautiful and it work we hooked up tat night lol then some guy tried to fight me but it still worked hahaha try it

[people800]

This is really cool what your doing keep it up : )

[babycharlie884615]

So funny man!

[hurasane]

man love you in the field player, good chraisma good attitude but but crappy lines thats easy to fix

[MrKiljeaden89]

Nice shoes . Lets fuck ! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAHA lol now that is what i would describe as FUCKING COOL !

[HolywaterHangover]

Ha, many thanks, brother. ;P

-HWH

[HTJT5]

That cheeseburger thing -> Huge Fail!!!

[wj77wj]

if you keep the same attitude. without using pick up lines, the results will be tremendous. because you coming on with a perfect energy.

[girsAwar]

do u work at subway cause u gave me a footlong.

there may be a lot of fish in the sea but ur the only one one id like to catch and mount back at my place.

wow i need to go to the hosital they say on tv u should go if u have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

u wanna play army il let u blow the hell out of me. how about u sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.

lol gatta love pick up lines

[princedancer1]

they suck but ill try some at school

[HolywaterHangover]

Haha, I should have put a "Do not attempt this at home" disclosure warning in this vid. XD

-HWH

[deejayboylondon]

Awesome, maybe, I didn't know you could say something like that right in front of the girls. Maybe you should try hitting on a female co-worker at your workplace instead of some club. And say it with your heart. I find that easier, tough I haven't made friends with any nice girls just yet.

[championz23]

this is awesome! this destroys your approach anxiety..

[joey1shot]

ow bout this... your teeth are like stars, they come out at night

[lilaznfoo21]

u should say (U)" hey whats that smell ?"

(girl)-what smell ?

(U)-i think its you

(Girl)-what makes u think its me ?

(U)- cuz ur the shit ! (in a good way)

*slaps knee

[clubskitzhardstyle]

thats so fail lol

[luldopeboy1]

@lilaznfoo21 Classic.

[AdamentAiki]

lolz nice

[TheRealArtist100]

Try this one

I wish I was a tear

so I could start in ur eyes

live on ur face

and die on ur lips.

[HolywaterHangover]

I wish I could cum on your face so I could start in your eye, run down your face and be really really hard too get out of your hair.

[mono43]

LMAO fucking awesome!!! keep em coming

[NinjaWorks]

Legend

[HolywaterHangover]

*Bows*

[gonein7]

if you meet a black woman you ask her "are you jamaican......cause your jamaking me crazy" nice american girl you ask her "are you from tennesee......cause your the only 10 i see. walk up to a girl with nothing but ice in your glass spill it on the ground and start stomping on it,looking at her in the eyes,she'll ask what your doing and you simply reply "just breaking the ice between us,whats your name gorgeous.....ive slept with about 150 girls and 140 odd have been 1 night stands....honest.

[kartiford]

you should try.....hi youve got the nicest teeth id ever like to cum across

[HolywaterHangover]

Oh my God.

Thats the best thing I've ever heard...

I feel like I should give you money.

-HWH

[tuber12321]

Nice. You could totally modify it for more effect: "You've got the most beautiful face I've ever come across. Well, would _like_ to come across..."

[HolywaterHangover]

Nice. XD

-HWH

[tydizzler]

u got bitch slapped a lot

[HolywaterHangover]

Fuck fuck, fuck fuck.

I think I know where you were going with that one. ;P

[vlogYT]

Nice shoes let's fuck, nice shirt let's fuck, nice fuck let's fuck

[colombian12345678910]

dude you fucking rock u shoulda used

If u were my homework..id do u everynight :) lmao

[HolywaterHangover]

Heh heh. I like that one.

[bingflop]

THIS IS FKIN AWESOME

[6mojo9]

hahahahahahahaha

[odie0220]

are you pre or post op tranny...????

works every time !

[holdelew]

did you just fart? because you just blew me away

[dinamounited]

nice shoes (Lets fuck ) lol

[Lucastic]

Niiiice. It works better at the mall though.

[shankthatup]

FISH THAT UP BROTHERS!!

[nunchucker319]

you gotta use this one and let me know what happens.

"Baby...if kisses were made out of a snowflakes, id be sending you blizzards."

"You dont happen to have anything in your pockets do you?...cus i thought you might have stolen my heart."

good luck

[HolywaterHangover]

Brilliant! I wonder how those will go here in Japan?.. I'm on it!

-HWH

[100PercentOJ]

Dude that was awesome. "Nice shoes, let's fuck" lmao.

[Kurtsauce]

Haha the cheeseburger one!

[HolywaterHangover]

Yeah, I got that one from you buddy.

[shankthatup]

Hahahaha funny vid bro.

[HolywaterHangover]

I do my best man. Thanks

[rossoh]

lol ledgend

[Mahdi8]

OMG OMG OMG... that's the most ridiculous stuff i've seen on youtube. Good Job man! You made my year.

[HolywaterHangover]

Worth every stinging slap. ;)

[leah105]

I LOL'd on 1:15

[bensickle]

HAHAHAHAHAH

this is what i like to see james doing.

good work man ;)