Pam Ann - British Airways Advert

[MeggyLyons]

Whats the music called?

[sammycarr]

Hilarious. I don't know why everyone thinks BA is so bad every time I fly with them they treat me with the same respect as they do to everyone else.

[1337nader]

Like everything else that is British,it's expensive &its shit!

[terbangnova]

0:33.. EPIC FACE EVERRRR....

[DawsonsCrack]

One day i will inflate on of these life jackets :)

[einsteinboricua]

You "fuck off eeh"? XD

[skirtkis]

Remember Daling, it is always better to look good than to feel good!

[cjxmc]

Lol my flight was delayed 4 mins so I got a free upgrade

[JupeAma]

@cjxmc pffff...and they've oversold 3 of the last 4 flights I've been on and bumped me each time. and they lost the luggage while they were at it.

[karu1402]

Well this is BA all over isn't it, eh.

[jamesmt142]

That purser reminds me of Janis Steel off Mile High. Wonder if that's intentional.

[Eric2221]

@jamesmt142

Was thinking the same thing LOL. In all fairness, i feel like an idiot demoing the life vests too hehe

[themrviolaman]

Go to cheapo airlines

[Metropolization]

Pam Ann - I love you:-)))

Greetings from Hungarian MALEV Airlines.

My favorite Video is from Pam Ann: One World, the Olimpic Airlines:-DDD

I watch it so many times:-)

[patyo1994]

1:07 that woman is like the twin of Colleen Nolan or something

[74madman74]

lol



[amybfriend]

il ne faut pas utiliser une musique si belle.. . pour un commercial si stupide et ridicule... Merci

[TheVeritableQuandary]

Never flown BA, probably never will, BUT I love PAM ANN and I'm glad she's not a BA bitch. Qantas needs her more! hahahahaha

[gullivera]

@TheVeritableQuandary How do you know BA stewardesses are bitches if you've never flown with them?

[MsNeach]

This sucks really check this out Scanbritt Andersson from Sweden instead

[Metrader]

they might have 1200 hours of training, but it don't fucking help

they are the rudest bastards in the air...

and the stewardesses are sight for sore eyes (grand majority of them...)

Anyhow, shitty ad,

Virgins latest is far far superior...BA have really got to pull one out to match that

oh, and Willie Walsh is a twat

[drakeneyez]

@jprbritishcritic really? In my experience it's the BEST airline, British Air is the worst on transatlantic flights.

[sisterblique]

Pam you own the best airline in the world

[abbyfromoz]

soooo...what's the reason BA cabin crew go through 1200 hours of training?

[wizzair1313]

"you FUCK-OFF-IE"? haha sounds like for coffe?

[aviationfrk9]

funny how the first time i flew british airways ,the cabin crew were extremely rude. i guess they don't teach to be pleasant in the british airways cabin crew training.

[likeafirstday]

Loveeee herrrrrrr so muchhhh ...

[laurion69]

Why lack of professionalism and foolish behavior at work should be rappresented by an Italian type?

Stupid idea!

[SmokingKoala]

@laurion69 what a question :-DDD i guess whoever survived a flight on alitalia will know the answer .... *LOL*

[cellarman411]

@laurion69 She was speaking in Italian because the flight was to Rome and she THOUGHT she should make the announcement in Italian! God, you are so thickand devoid of a sense of humour ! Not Italian by any chance are you ??

[laurion69]

@cellarman411

It's you who has not sense of observation.

In this video there is an evident association between not professionality and Italian stereotype. Therefore it is a real foolishness.

Anyway it would be better a type like her on British flights rather than that boring and long faces of old mummies who, according to this message, costumers should be happy to find on board.

[brett18uk]

YOU FUCK OFF EH ("Your for coffee?") hahaha!!

[roryj123ok]

@jprbritishcritic i think va and richard brasnon are brill

[1989samir]

what does she(pam) say on her ONBOARD ANNOUNCEMENT?

[DaveAWright1]

@1989samir Ciao! Bellissime! Bene, Bene! Arrivederci! Donatella Versace a Gatwick!... Pretty much translates as Hello! Most Beautiful! Good, Good! Goodbye! Donatella Versace in Gatwick! ahahahahahha and when she goes back to the galley she says Lasagne, Ravioli and she does beep beep as in driving a Vespa!

[1989samir]

@DaveAWright1 oh lol. shes a great cabin crew member then =p

[SinclairisCool]

@jprbritishcritic

its better than BA.

[chanteurion]

Actually, The whole piece is " Viens Malika...Sous le dome epais". "Viens Malika" is the recitative that you don't hear in the commercial. "Sous le dome epais" is the duet.

[level242]

Can Pam fuck?

[JiteshJassal]

1200 hours, no. My dad was asked to do it as he works for BA. (The site) They said for him to do 3pm - 11 for 4weeks. that is 8 hours a day, 56 hours a week, so thats only 224 hours. O_o. Not 1200 O.o

[rossyp2k6]

@JiteshJassal that would only have been for the very minimum amount of training hours needed to comply with jar-ops, was he asked to do it by any chance when the cc were striking? If so, there is your answer ;)

[Bardykes]

Is that Helen Mirren who appears in the video too, as a passenger?

[Johnnyhungarian]

I love BA.

Pam you are so funny.

[ShoulderAB07]

Sad thing is - it aint to hard to imagine BA cabin crew being like that in light of the recent bad publicity over the strikes.

[BrownBrother27]

I love BA (though I've never flown them) and Pam Ann is a riot XD

[Merkylicious]

lol she took all the on board liquor.

[TheL4D2]

The Flower Duet (Lakmé)

[ThomTams]

what is this name of music?

[JANMAYEN1977]

The Flower song from the Opera LAKME

[adoniko]

The song comes from the opera 'Lakme' by Leo Delibes (1883) and is called 'Viens Mallika'.

[ondrejvaroscak]

@ThomTams It is actually called "Flower duet" in English

[10peter1992]

@ThomTams the flower duet lakme

[devlin6667]

@ThomTams Flower duet I think x

[Lillskank]

hhelpmaboab:

Maybe they're commenting om something.

[hhelpmaboab]

why does today's female slapstick always look like male slapstick circa 1957 ?

[FilthyShites]

i actually do pam ann, she is fit!!!

[rjd071983]

With a name like like FilthyShites, I bet you would do Pam Ann!!!! She would be better if she lost the weight.

[smutjunkie74]

@rjd071983 She looks fine.

[FilthyShites]

pam ann isnt fat!!!

[tryman1978]

Wondered where me mum worked!!!

Oh, and the bit of music you're looking for is Aria On Air by Malcolm McLaren :)

[pcmarriotthk]

Pam Ann was an intended rib on "Pan Am" (the long-defunct Pan American World Airways).

[FilipKarlsson]

no shit sherlock :P

[pcmarriotthk]

you're welcome

[FilipKarlsson]

forever grateful :)

[lorenzogpozzo]

do anybody can tell me what's the music?

[rogerskp]

It's from the opera 'Lakme' by Leo Delibes. The words sung begin: "Dôme épais le jasmin à la rose s'assemble" (A dense dome of jasmin and roses clings together)

I never heard of 'Butterfly Symphony' that other people mention. I am afraid they are wrong!

[GeneveSurLaNeige]

The song is called ''Flower duet'' ( it's from ''Lakme'' by Delibes), but the version of it in this video is one of the worst I've heard.

[lohphat]

Actually it's "Sous le dôme épais"

[Jeteaime65]

"You fuck off, eh (you for coffee?)" LOL, I love her--she's too much!

[einsteinboricua]

@Jeteaime65 LOL...I just noticed that's what she says...I LOVE IT!!!

[garlex134]

Whos Pam ann?

[tomisaacs101]

An Australian comedian!

[GreekDestination]

Is she Australian? I thought she was English for some reason..

[rjd071983]

Australian. From Melbourne I believe. Although, on this video it's hard to tell if she's from Aus or England. But I thought she was English when I first saw this video.

[LGempire]

Yeah, she's Australian but has lived in London for years. Pam Ann's show is awesome, and so much more crass and exciting than this boring ad! She nails the BA snobs perfectly! And the Easy Jet skank too. Love her!

[jpmckeeee]

the song is called the butterfly sympony

[allends612]

Pam Ann! It's bang on!! You fa coffee You fa coffee?

[Georgie22031995]

what instruments are in the song??

[MikeWong888]

What song was this, its really good.

[mukhtalif2000]

BA is #1 ... I love them!

[hakartis]

Youfucoffe .Very fanny.

[MLeyden91]

Why don't you like Virgin Atlantic then?

I always thaught they were damn good to be fair.

[mixalis9292]

I got food poisoning from Virgin Atlantic a couple of months ago... >_>

[bogfbi819]

hahahhaha wtf

[aleksas5555]

*pushes the start button*

no but honestly i thought he was a good entrepreneur ...

[cosso89]

It is an advert :-P If you llok at most BA adverts they always use B777

[WatchOutDuck]

the plane they re flying on to is a 777 and boeing 777s have two coridols. how come this one has only one?

[prjeo]

i love her! But why are there only two isles when this plane is a 777?

[flippiboy]

Actually its 2 planes.. the plane in the skies in the 777 but the plane used in this video is actually an A320 or A321.

[donuycana]

it's an  a320

[flippiboy]

the 777 family like the 747, 767 are all wide body aircraft thus 2 isles. Single isles seats will be like A320s or for boeing its the 717, 727, n 737.

[cookingmamarules]

I thought it was a 757!

[sarah5817]

Very very funny!

Apart from Pam its all real crew that are in this, bet they had a blast making it.

Should be on telly!

[d7d6D7]

hillarious

[drakeneyez]

lol what's so funny is that on my flight from Heathrow to Rome, the flight attendants acted exactly like Pam

[disdisquiet]

youfucoffe will from now on be my favourite line :-)) especially when flying

[warisoutofdate]

hahaha yeh

[neontrix2008]

yeah :)

[cybergen2K]

Does anyone know the name of the font at the start of the ad? Please msg me!

[stonebridgeboy86]

You fuckoffee?

[likemikey93]

lol, she said loss not lost.

[pavelpronskiy]

music of anime.

[leoindubai]

I believe that it says... "it's your lost"

[ewaniek]

Could you please enlighten me?? :-) I just don't understand what she says at the end, when the senior attendant tells her she just doesn't quite meet the standards etc. Pam goes "Well it's..your??....???". What is it? I must be deaf because all I hear is "Well, it's your MUST" :-)) doesn't make sense,though, does it?? Please help!!!!! Will appreciate! e.

[Tommyis18]

She says,

"Well, that's your loss."

[ewaniek]

That's what I thought, actually! Was so unsure, though. Just heard "m" at the beginning..Weird :-) Anyway, thanks..(I am deaf, as it turns out :-))))))

[rockyprospect]

loss

[douglasdc9]

tehe!!

[jetsetjpa]

So funny we love her and anyone who has seen her live will know how much she loves British f**king Airways lol

[eyed9]

1200 give us a break where Pam Ann Airways !

[Graham1952]

Awesome!

[tonybklyn]

It's satrical wit, it's really meant for adults with a sense of humor and irony.

I know all big words for you missruby, so why not run along back to the sandbox with the other kids?

[peachmanflossboypeac]

Irony is funny when it's clever.

[KittyBlexii]

this is amazing! ok so its childish and simple but so what? its hilarious!! [= x

[tonny1517]

jajajaja its very funny i love pam ann and her new job with British Airways i like good job

[Donz5885]

I love her hair. Maybe cause by explosion on plane.

[culokristof]

The bloke at 1.30 was purser on my flight last weekend lol

[steveasat2]

Looks like they ran out of Pam-Ann coffee...who remembers the rest of that joke?

[raff2610]

Davvero divertente!

[NYCNewYorkCityBoy]

well accually i didn't want your job anyway! haha. what was she saying over the speaker?

[LUIGITALY]

she talk a kind of itaian ununderstandable even for me.

"Ciao bellissimi, belli, belle, arrivederci donatella versace" ahahahahhahaha

[RoadCone411]

I guess I don't find it that funny... too much slapstick for me

[tonybklyn]

1. BA is a very prim and proper carrier, and that they are making fun of themselves in satire is the biggest part of the humor.

2. You need to know who Pam Ann is, she has performed a one woman show for years mocking cabin crews from around the world.

3. Get past the slapstick, and just watch the way she dismissively looks at female passengers, that alone is worth a laugh.

Watch it again, with that info...I think you'll see the humor.

[MLeyden91]

LUSH video!

[doitze]

She is great ,isn`t she ,

she is just overdoin`it a little bit , relaxe folks ,the truth is out there !

Somewhere ,first time I`ve seen her was four day`s ago in Sao Paulo ! A Kolleg had her on DVD ,Absolutly smashing !

Go for it PAm

brgds D.

[gills1971]

absolutely hilarious...only wish we cabin could get away with half of her behaviour!!!!!

[addict12]

any idea what she was sayin?? hahaha this is soo funny

[chef094]

this video is very good and funny to see her embaresse her self.

[andybarnfield]

at last BA recognise that Pam is taking the mick - but it's so true what she says - and do they really train that much?!??!

[dhuka13]

has this ever been on tv?

[adoniko]

no that i know of

[MLeyden91]

No, it is a viral advert: the idea is that people see the advert then e-mail it to other people.

[ruggerrugger31]

The music is the "flower duet" from the opera Lakme by Delibes

[stpetersburg]

it only took someone ten years to realize that this woman is a comic genius...go pam keep on keeping on....

[EMILMANUK]

What's the soundtrack??? Does anyone know?

[MLeyden91]

Flower duet I think mate

[EMILMANUK]

I got the song already. You,re right. it is flower duet. thank you

[jetboi84]

you fuck offie

[Ansett76]

yes....i fuck offee then I will join the Far Queue. hahaha

[maiki1978]

ok ok..I got it...she says Ravioli,Lasagne,ravioli..beep beep beep beep...she offers the choice of the menu looool

[maiki1978]

she says Ravioli? Lasagne? (I can t hear the 3rd word though bouhouhou....anyone ?????)

[MLeyden91]

I think it is 'ravioli' again, then 'beep beep' as she pretends to push the trolley.

[LUIGITALY]

yes she does say "ravioli, lasagne ravioli, beep beep". ahahahahahhaha

[dhuka13]

The most funniest BA ad ever.

[koksy]

Pam, you were funny 5 years ago when i first saw you but now i'm afraid you just dont cut the mustard for me anymore. The joke has worn too thin and this advert is SO bad it just makes me cringe!!! Dull, dull, dull.

[mcrry]

It's staged. Pam Ann is a comedian which focus' her humour towards the cabin crew profession. Gotta add also, she is piss funny.

[moman101]

Is this woman for real? I love British humour, but she sucks ass! And I've flown BA many times, and thank God I've never had anyone as useless as her as a flight attendant.

[0AlexMac0]

Pam Ann is Australian, not British

[cheetajet]

I'm a flight attendant as well and I just LOVE her...Does anyon know if she was a flight attendant in real life ever?

[livk511]

Hilarious. I've seen Pam many times live and this is just as good.

[Furrydandy]

... yes ... thanks Pam for giving me new ideas to use during work .. you-fuckoffe ??

[spunkyguy83]

Love it! Why didn't Qantas use her as she is Australian originally! It is hillarious to watch... Being Qantas crew myself i come across a few like her however she does it with FLAIR!

[Ruslina]

This. Is. Godly.

[brightonjonny81]

"Donnatella Versace! Ravioli! Beep beep!"

ha ha haaaaaaa. I'm crew as well - SOOOO funny and yes there ARE worse out there!

[Ireli20]

Hahaha, she actually says: "you fu-ckoffe? you fu-ckoffe? you fu-ck-offe?"

She's hilarious!

[ChrisReardonUK]

AT LAST - Well done Pam. This is fantastic.Ignore those with NO SENSE OF HUMOUR.Get a life if you don;t think this is funny.

Chris

[mikey6879]

u for coffe u for coffe u for coffe

[Somebodyouthere]

this is really awful - what agency did this? do they not understand how to communicate?!!

[sunniecord]

GET A LIFE!!

[joeshorney1]

This wasn't actually used as a commerical for the public, it was used on the ba cabin crew recruitment pages of their website for potential crew to watch, just for comedy value I suppose -it shows BA's selling point, that their crew are highliy trained, etc.

[ziggy9stardustFR]

I'm BA crew, it's a disgrace ...ha a ha ha ha...I flown with worst.... well done pam

[MLeyden91]

I wanna be cabin crew too!

is is worth it?

do they really do 1200 hours of training?

[davethekenny]

why would it say that if they didn't ?...

[tonybklyn]

techinically speaking yes. You do not get your wings until you've pass the six months probationary period. They consider it part of training.

[paris06]

thats shit!! Virgin cabin crew's get their wings after their 6weeks training course

[philipmorley]

Brilliant!