VenomFangX is gone. A tribute

[virgilxoxo1]

blah blah blah blah blah...

[ImPalacio]

"Its also telling the people who doesnt belive in him, how wrong they are" And there is the troll xDDDDD

[fearworshipGod]

I pray that the Lord will open your heart, mind and eyes so you may find the truth that is in Jesus, that you may also gain eternal life. People who mock Jesus and the Bible make the best Christians once they discover the error of their ways.

[offwithurhead]

@fearworshipGod X'D

[wildekeizer]

Eating a Tomato & Cucumber sandwich in honour of VenomFangX. Hahahahahaha.

[John5764]

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT



[bandjcolumns]

man, you are brillant! at first I didn't get your vids but now, H I L L A R I O U S !!! Genious!

I guess the Lord does work in misterious ways. ha... Praise the LORD

[poniesinashed]

Now that's a real sandwich! Not like this awful thing of bacon, mushrooms and egg!

[Haroldbeavis1969]

LOL!!!!!! I don't know what's funnier. This video or YouTubers no getting it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

As far as I'm concerned, Jesusophile is God!!!!

[humancondition28]

Lol @ the people not getting the satire.

[tainted705]

some people should not be allowed on youtube.

[centretotheleft]

this is comedy right?

[Fidellio13]

@centretotheleft Yep!

[pavko965]

@centretotheleft its a big question everybody is asking

[martialme84]

One thing:

The fundier a fundie gets, the harder he is to tell from satire.

Here i am left to flip a coin.

Very well done! :-)

[ASchlink1990]

@martialme84 Hahahahahaha. It's so true. The simple fact is that there are assholes out here who are actually like this.

[De4sher]

i simply can't decide whether you're crazy or funny.

[Wolfenstein2021]

noone fuckin cares what your eating



[Wolfenstein2021]

your kidding, right?

[Talamasca124]

It's OK to lie for Jesus? I'd love to see you rationalize shit sandwiches!

[Dudewhocares55]

I want your babies.

[xmuffmuncherx]

OKAY,.... This HAS to be joke. OTher vids have been funny but this this is just too much.

[PTRS1995]

MY NIPPLES ARE LITERALLY BULLETS.

[measl]

This *has* to be satire. No way is this freak for real.

[GalinorGustave]

what!? haha

[synsei1]

Oh wait ! I was starting a lengthy comment about vfx and dprjones and as I typed, I thought, "wtf ? Is this guy serious and intellectually bankrupt or is this satire ?"

Whatsoever… VFX is gone, good luck to Sean ! (Or Shaun ?)

[noonespecia2007]

Thank god @@oops@@ for comments. I stopped watching it because I thought you were serious.

[katgrrrrl99]

You are an Idiot!! Does that mean killing someone is OK as long as you do it in Jesus's name??

[stovetop32]

@katgrrrrl99 Take it easy, it's religious satire. ;)

[JoshRobertson142]

@katgrrrrl99

omg your soo fucking retarded, this video and all his video's are jokes.

[helpiveimploded]

I love your videos. It's a dangerous game, playing with this kind of satire on Youtube, a place filled almost to the brim with half-witted reactionaries who are better at posting videos than removing their food-stained cardigans before hitting record. Anyway, you play it well. Praise be to our lord Jesus and his vengeful robotic army.

[Skindoggiedog]

hahaha Awesome video man :)

[sekulaadam]

in the name of jesus 'I ii fck u my child said a priest

[Ohfukmoment]

Man i remember venomfang.... What an asshole..

[amgoD]

THE FAGINA IS FULL OF AIDS!

[Cayvmann]

This is almost funny. Keep at it, I think you'll be one of the greats one day.

[Unintelligenda]

I realize I have trolled some of your videos thinking you were being 100 percent serious, now I realize that its actually satire. Wow, haha I feel dumb. If there were still five stars I would do it.

[PaperMan431]

so sad news

[PaperMan431]

this is so sag news

[TenDirectionsChannel]

You can't tell the truth in a certain way so as to make someone look really bad. The truth is the truth, and the truth was he did something bad..... Vemonfang X did something reprehensible and had his account removed. Justice was served.

[Cihl280777]

Tomato and... cucumber? On a bun?

But look at the shape of a cucumber. It's designed by the LORD to fit right in your hand. You're not supposed to cut it into pieces or slices!

[robot014]

finally..should have been done a long time ago.

all religious people lie..evn when they take a breath.

[boynamedsu18]

"An honest man who only lied when he personally gained from it."

Fucking brilliant hahaha

[Laretheman]

Oh, I get it now. This is a troll account! Brilliant!

[ToraAlbatou]

VFX didnt use the money to preach, he used it to pay his car bill.

Your reasoning is fucking moronic, I feel bad for you.

[Fakenstien]

This is satire.

[chickenlover01]

@Fakenstien

Is it? I actually thought this guy was legit.

[Fakenstien]

I did at first too.

This guy is hilarious once you realise he's joking.

[ignoranttwat]

I haven't eaten all day. I think I'll have tomato and cucumber, in a bun.

[kristopopins]

im an idiot. good satire.

[kristopopins]

a dishonest thing to do? thats what i would say about how venomfangx took charity money that he promised to give to a school but kept for himself

[mecrazy5]

VenomFagX is gone, Good Riddance.

[alexreffand]

Wow, you're almost as sad as he is. Way to follow blindly.

[GJB1993]

"But why did he do them? He did it in the name of Jesus!"

Sorry, but that's just plain wrong, and what's more it drags Jesus' name through the mud.

1 Corinthians 13:5 "...love is not self-seeking..."

[shazzadee]

I'll remember VenomFangX as a liar. Complete jerk! Misleading people about science; a false prophet.

[Reecekennedy1995]

turning a blind eye once is ok but you do it way to much so stop lieing to your self and live your life

[MansonFreak]

this video had lol till the end. well done xD

[mrpitchf0rk]

Lol, you remind me of Daxflame.

Sub-friggin'-scribed.

[sputnikowns]

Jesusophile, you are a true victory of rationalism.

[alucard9692005]

hahahahhahahhahahah

[dullemond]

I love Jesusophile. The logic is hilarious. Keep up the good work.

[puffadderbite]

I think the only time he made sense in this video is the very end when he takes a bite of his sandwhich.

If everything is planned in gods will and meant to happen gods way,then why would god need a prayer to change his plan? Does this god get a thrill when people are on their knees? Wow he must get soooo excited and look to reward. Religion is for frail weak minded people.

[puffadderbite]

everyone has proof of god,..except god.

[KougasPrincess]

had to delete my comment since I watched the whole video, lol. my bad. love this video.

[iplayforspoons]

so he told the blatant truth and you think thats a bad thing your a two faced idiot

[RedFishBlooFish]

If I didn't know better I'd say this is satire

[pope6789]

It is satire.

Take a look at his channel. For a long time people didn't know whether this guy was serious or not.

[Yamakoto120]

3:43 Ahahahha your face and how you eat I don't know why but its funny

[ponkadolz]

this guy is a troll, and yes he loves to do satire but his jokes are so fucking lame

[itrytoteachyou]

what is satire? how is this funny?? i dont understand someone please explain

[frodood]

I LOVE YOU JESUSOPHILE!

[stavvytronn]

You're brilliant <3

[kelliko70]

wtf? what logic? wow. just wow.

[19Firebird68]

your a stupid germon fuck

[runjumpdie]

@19Firebird68: First of all, he isn't German (German doesn't have an 'o' in it, btw), he's Dutch.

Second, if you actually take him seriously, /you/ are a stupid fuck. This is satire.

[TLSlayer]

ok,you guys say this guy is being satirical,ill subscribe,if i find out otherwise,ill unsubscribe.

[guardcorp]

its not satire

[IncDeathCreed]

He did it in the name of Jesus So it makes it all OK, FUCK HIM

[IncDeathCreed]

LoL, VenomFangX got owned, fuck VenomFagX, he was a liar a coward and i hope that bastard burns down.

[SOSHaruhi101]

He lied, well he didn't lie, but he told the truth in a really bad way.

I stopped watching after that.

[Jonnythecowboy666]

This guy is a satirist. If you realized that you woulda found it funny when he said that.

[TransylvanianWinter]

LOL

[Godof57]

um...he stole money from a kids hospital. isn't that pretty bad? dprjones told the truth about venomfangx. i hope to god your making a satire here, because if not, i have lost faith in humanity.

[DieHardXG2]

It's satire, herpderp.

[Sh0nin]

The only thing funnier than this guy's videos are the Christians that agree with him in the comments section.

[ErlendoWH]

If this is a satire: You're funnier than EdwardCurrent

If this is serious: You're a waste of oxygen.

[geebhatia]

lol yeah its satire

[nianymue]

Crazy innit.

[007PeNDrAGoN]

omg i only just realised hes taking the piss out of everthing he makes videos about. what a sly mofo! almost had me

[Hereticbooks]

Jesusophile, you fucking crack me up, mate!  NEVER disappointing!

[cr0nosphere]

OMFG " he did it... in the name of jesus" IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE!!!

[GrooveCameli]

Tomato and cucumber cracked me up. :D

[01101100d]

please tell me your a satirist coz this was really funny, plus your a good actor if your pretending to be a religous nut.

[centurey8901]

This is so fucking funny.

[nothingisfree]

Oh, thank goodness. This one made me realise that this guys is just in it for the lulz.

[pickling6]

Something about you makes me extremely uncomfortable.

[FractalHelix777]

hahaha...i'm gonna subscribe...you're funny and cute.

[MaReekaka]

1:00 thats why thousands of peoples died...

[91thpe]

1:00

And that's why I hate religion.

[000theUnforgiven000]

1:14 ...thats why i hate religion

[desirexnoel]

I love the logic!! XD

[AbartsWorld]

Christians shouldn't speak with their mouth full lol.

[wastoinand]

he

hoe gaat het met ik ga je kanaal even kijken

[intelligentfalling]

how do you not bust out laughing doing this?

[basseon]

This video must be a satire....but some of his other videos are pretty confusing because creationists really sound that stupid....

This guy is pretty good, he tricked me with some of his videos...

[akropiss]

oh god, i hope he's joking.

[TheMittans]

HAHA youre so funny!

[Sykosis310]

you know whats impressive, he can say all these things while maintaining a straight face. satire is hard to do when you yourself see humor in what youre sayin, this guy is amazing

[AuToSn1Pe]

this is so funny lol i cant berlive peeps think he's serious lol. satire ftw XD

[intelligentfalling]

His character is way more sensible than geerup

[hafpak]

So If i kill someone in the name of Jesus, It's ok?

[KaalGeo]

Its sarcasm. How can you not get that?

[hairyreasoner]

"He was an honest man in the sense that he only lied when he personally gained from it."

This is either satire or unbelievably stupid drivel.

At this point, I suspect the latter.

[Sykosis310]

oh good, you choose the least logical

[hairyreasoner]

"It's been violently removed. Um. Not with violence. ..I mean...um....it's been removed."

Too funny.

[mikie452370]

dude is this guy satire or not? i am pretty confused. because in some of his videos he was pretty serious about god. but in this one i am not to sure

[weareallanimals78]

Ummmm actually it was that little ignorant fools parents caught what he was doing and closed the account. Try doing research...........

[Gazer1234567]

whats wrong why u hate him is it because his views dont agree to your lifestyle? its ok lol!

[pumkinpi2]

Chuckle

[abstrakt76]

The fact that Venom did all those things in the "name of Jesus" somehow makes it OKAY!? That's F-ing ridiculous! If anything, it makes his dishonesty WORSE, by cloaking it in his supposed religion!

But I expect no less from preachers begging for money. The Pope does sit on a gold throne, in his own personal city, worth BILLIONS. And meanwhile, kids starve all over the world. To hoard all that wealth is sickening, when people truly need it.

And who the F cares what you're eating!?! LOL

[kyebean]

Satire pal. Excellant effing satire.

[mikie452370]

christians actually are known for helping kids starving around the world

[funnyman117]

Hahahahaha, hilarious.

[gameplae]

now, after watching this vid, i know its satire.

wasnt too sure b4 but this is good clarification for me

[dknox60]

LOL - good sense of humor

[Gwydion415]

this guy is a bong trip

[krlsurquixa]

I have to confess Jesusophile is a hottie... and i luv his hair

[thecolorsilence2]

Okay now I know this guy is acting.

[CorinneMQ]

lol@ the ending.

[CorinneMQ]

...okay, this has to be Satire, this HAS to be, I knew it...I think.......Yes, this is Satire, by jolly I figured it out.....I..

[xxarionisawesomexx]

your a fuckin toolshed.

[djjennyfey]

You are a complete narrow minded man of ignorance that speaks of pure ignorance. The commandment preach to not steal, yet you condone the fact that he has stolen because in your air filled mind you believed that it was for a greater good. What makes you think a child that reads the Bible will never be hospitalized by a car accident or a terminal illness. God takes us from this earth one by one and all in different reasoning's and ways none because of status in religious belief.

[FaranthBrowncoat]

SATIRE, mate...

[djjennyfey]

FaranthBrowncoat: Dude I obviously know that.

Don't state the obvious.

[OneNine0588]

Your stupidity and inability to pronounce the "th" sound amuses me thoroughly

[MzDark]

um, i don't know if this is why you said this, but this the vid is a joke, he isn't serious about god.

[Vallas92]

priceless comedy

[ntechray]

Thank the cosmos. The guy is a complete moron.

[FriendOregon]

When children are atheists they have less chance of getting run over because there inside making youtube videos....

[RealityBend]

I think it's cuz evangelists are jobless and on the streets

[eriblood]

wat een sukkel( wannabe theamazingatheist)

[XJacobShmitX]

He stole in the name of Jesus!!!

[AlphaCrucis]

The sandwich at the end made me burst out laughing. If I had seen this sooner I would have known.

[anya88892]

HAHA I'm a christian and i still think he's really funny, he should do a standup comedy!

[slayerizedrobin]

You should make a stand-up comedy show of this. :D

[HalfDeath13]

The sad thing about religious satires is that it takes some people a long time for them to figure out that they are satires and not the real thing.

[iamchaoticevil]

your so going to hell to be raped by the devil for being so stupid. i cant believe for a second that you really think your right

[BrittanyGLE]

omg, towards the end he almost breaks character, u can see him almost smile XD

[SuusOfficial]

he did *insert list of bad things here* for JESUS

what a dickhead - how many times do you contradict yourself in this video. Everytime you make a point and then say "Well, actually..." and then say the complete opposite

You remind me slightly of the Bible...

[DaniKiller]

hes a satire.

[slither42]

"i dont mean with violence i mean...uh..i... uh..." what an idiot.

[lgr1991]

Guys calm down, this is satire

[pearlofaguitar]

But think about this....Would Jesus want a person to lie in His name!!! NO....

[NoYou456]

VFX did not lie. Atheists are too dumb to recognize the truth

[jforce93]

bullshit, he did lie. He filed false DMCA claims against thunderf00t

[NoYou456]

Facts are irrelevant in this discussion

[jforce93]

I seriously hope you are kidding, otherwise you are a complete idiot. Anyway your faith shouldn't get in the way of the facts

[NoYou456]

Facts have a liberal bias. They can't be trusted

[Greywyn7]

Please tell me you are trolling.

[NoYou456]

Atheists are too dumb to realize that Jesusophile's real satire is pretending to be a satarist. He is luring all you sodomites into an elaborate trap!

[snipermagoo]

0/10

[AsmiustheVampire]

"VFX did not lie. Atheists are too dumb to recognize the truth"

He (VFX) said he donated for charity (to a hospital for sick kids) then it was found later that he INSTEAD donated to his church. Those poor kids. But I guess you're too damn biased to look up the info yourself (there are videos all over youtube).

"Facts have a liberal bias. They can't be trusted"

Yea, some also have conservative bias too. "Facts are irrelevant in this discussion "

You absolutly sure?

[JRChadwick]

Ah, you ticked me off at first. But you are a parodist!

[bradreed]

Jesusophile? what a disgusting name. are you blowing christ or something?

[teenzo]

Oh this was awesome. :D

You are slightly more subtle than Edward Current and had me riled up for the first part of the video.

[westlv]

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!

Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.

Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,

Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.

Let them know

The Wicked Witch is dead!

[HelplessVictim]

"He was an honest man...in the sense of the word that he only lied when he personally gained from it."

This should be in a book somewhere.

[LeftAtheist]

What if VenomFangX has been satire all along - sometimes I have considered it because his videos seem so fake and so backward thinking.

I'm not convinced, nowhere near, but if VFX is satire then he was the greatest at satire ever!

[nomis101uk]

1:26 lmao haha now I KNOW this is a joke

[Atatakaidan]

VenomFangX's message? Condemn what you do not understand. He was honest? He always made inaccurate statements about others and their religions.

VenomFang stole money "in the name of Jesus"??? Excuse me?

[NoYou456]

Why can't you atheists understand this?! Just because you are all immoral doesn't mean that everyone else is. VenomFangX worked in the name of God so he couldn't have done anything immoral because God is always moral. Simple logic!

[DunderMaaka]

Nice. LOL

[Atatakaidan]

First, I am not an atheist.

Second, I am not immoral. What Sean was doing was immoral - at the very least one would call it "false advertising". If the Christian God concept were to promote thievery, lying, then I would say he was doing God's work, but obviously, that is not the case.

Your logic is flawed - you ASSUMED VFX was doing God's work. Or, are you saying that VFX IS God? That is even worse. That is dishonesty on your side.

The Law says VFX was wrong. Nothing more or less.

[NoYou456]

Liberals are just mad because Vfx broke the law. They have made doing God's work into a crime. He was doing the will of God so the law of man does not apply to him.

NoYou - tell that to Kent Hovind. How is promising to donate xxx money to children's hospitals, then changing it to "donating xxx money to the church of my choice" and then just keeping it "doing God's work"?

F