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  • LoL "Is the punch line coming soon?" haha

  • The funniest part of this is watching the hosts get frustrated as the caller goes on and on ... and on ...

  • you can't understand him... He didn't even make sense, throughout that whole statement. He was so discombobulated he couldn't even form the correct sentences, let alone thoughts.

  • Bunch of idiots call in.

  • hes like a phone sales man, he just wont shut up

  • @konohanominato Most preachers won't shut up either.

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  • Can anyone subtitle this, please?

    My English is good enough to understand the 2 guys from the show, but not the caller...

    I would REALLY appreciate it!

  • @eleonb he said play with your own poo and you will see god in a mirror...

  • OMS, this person is higer then me.! :S o.O

  • Oh Matt! you amaze me. Excellent comments. I love how you let the caller just go ahead make a fool of themselves.

  • he's talking about the movie "the poltigeist" with the baby girl going into the TV with the spirits and her parents needed to rope to go into the spirit world to save her... wow! I almost missed that one lmao

  • so, if u want to see ghosts, just pretend to be a moron

  • Wow. That was some shit. Shouldn't that guy be in an asylum? There's nothing more to say. Matt sums it up whimsically well from 5:08

  • HOLY SHIT it really works!!!!!!!!

  • @wrestling2091 dammmm no way!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • for realz?

  • The caller dude is nuts. He should be directed to the nearest mental ward, not be laughed at. Though I suppose the latter can't be helped...

  • where o where did everything come from?

  • dude on acid or what ?

  • pot head idea win?

  • is this Three Eyes?

  • I think this guy just wanted to try and video tape them trying this

  • omg oh sorry there is no god

  • @mozgen1983 so what. i say that "its heveanly good". i dont belive in lepreacauns but i can say "lucky charms". i dont belive in satan but i can svear saatana.

  • martyaus2905 thinks that calling other people names will solidify his own opinion or belief..... yea.....

  • Wow...

  • HAhahahaha ....HaHAhahaha....HAHAHA!!! how many spiritualist drowned atempting this...LOL

  • @TheRagManSmiles About a few thousand. We would've told them not to, but then we realized the world was better without them and we just let them keep going.

  • God believers are stupid morons.

  • The drunkest caller ever.

  • @dookiecheez ya think?

  • a great speech for an athiest

    cosmicfingerprints(dot)com/per­ryspeaks/

    Listen it. How you guys gonna counter this?

  • "goddamn this caller plays a mean banjo".

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 I most certainally take science seriously .Why do you think God has given us a brain that seeks discovery ? Furthermore there are millions of scientific people that beleive in a creative God .

    The pleasure has been all mine . Say hello to your wife for me .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 Who can answer all the questions relating to life on earth ? Why is man kind unique ? Why are we even having this discussion ? I havn't got all the answers and neither have you .

    Didn't Einstein say something like ," to answer one question only creates a million more unanswered questions" .

  • @AishaBad Every species is unique. That's why they're considered different species.

  • @blue1085 Thanks for telling me that . However I don't know what the uniqueness of species has got to do with any thing .

    My original comment was to point out the cowardess within the atheist movement in addressing islam .When the day comes that atheists treat the personage of muhammad the same as they treat jesus then I may give atheists some credibility .

  • @AishaBad I treat all religion with the same skepticism. Trouble is, in the western world, we're more often faced with Christian fundies than any other. I assure you, the instance an Islamic, Jewish. Buddhist or Pastafarian tries to claim their superstition as fact I will reveal the facts to them in much the same way.

  • @AishaBad Where are those millions of god believing scientists?

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 Did you know that Jesus was a secularist . You should know this as an atheist .Remember ,render unto ceasur that which is ceasurs and unto God that which is Gods .The judeo christian west is miles ahead in every knew discovery thanks to the principles layed down by a secular Jesus . It is only atheists that have proved to be backward . Atheists along with non secuolar muslims .

  • @AishaBad That's an unfounded statement. What exactly would make Jesus a secularist, maybe statement like I'm the way, and no one sees my father but through me. What's so secular about believing in magic. Jesus, if real, either really thought the world was about to end and god's judgement was coming, or was a lunatic. It's beyond laughable that you're attributing western Scientific accomplishment to religion, when it couldn't have happened until the West slowly got rid of religion and its

  • @AishaBad influence. When religion ruled the West, we had the middle age, inquisition, crusades, superstitious explanations for natural events, and biblical sanctioned racism. The great thing about the West was unlike our Eastern counterpart, we learned to go further than what religion had to offer and little by little we overcame their nonsense.

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 You atheists would beleive anything . You are not the first fish to swallow the old hippo whale relationship line . Come on . It would be more beleivable if evolutionists said a whale shared a common anscestery with a seal .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 What is this fallacy of atheist beleif suggesting theism stifils intellectual discovery? The judeo christian west is miles ahead in medicle ,technological and scientific discoveries in comparison to the atheist chinese or the muslim world .Take a look at the wealth of nobel prizes awarded to jews .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 A previous post of yours suggested I never ventured inside a museum . As a matter of fact I frequent museums all the time . I am still looking for the evolutionary process of the whale and butter fly . Plenty of frauds of man kinds evolutionary walk but none of whales and butterflys I'm afraid .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 Thats a releif . I lost you a litttle here with the stork man theory . And by the way I am not a mother , not in the maternal sense anyway .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 Perhaps if atheists stopped trying to present evolution as fact rather than the theory that it is then this contentious issue within the class room could be resolved amicably .I don't think atheists have anything to feel threatened about within western education . You do have a democratic right to express your opinion and have the right to disagree .

    Might I suggest the whole question of our origin be left out of the class room altogether .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 You make atheism sound like attaining a plane of spiritual enlightenment . Surely it cannot be that hard being an atheist . The free west has implemented secular laws . The days of witches and heretics are no more .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 Have you noticed this entire discussion has gravitated towards God and religion ? Religion attracts atheists as a moth to a light . And by the way sex was not invented by atheists ,it was God showing He had a sense of humour .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 Elijah was exercising an act of faith and not trying to prove the physical existance of God .

    And since you are such a Bible scholar tell me ,did the 450 prophets of Baal repent and turn to the God of Elijah ?

    Would todays atheists be convinced of God had they witnessed such an act of faith as taken by Elijah ? I dont think so .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 The reason atheists attack theist beleif more so than promoting a scientific analysis of evolution is because they know the concept of evolution is just as ridiculous as the concept of  a creative God .Attack , as they say is the best form of defense .

    I remember my HSC Biology class where I was not the only one with a smirk on my face as a film of Neandathal look alikes hunted perfectly developed impala .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 What I meant by the truth is that nowhere will you ever find the Judeo christian God trying to prove His existance . The proof of Gods existance is beyond scientific discovery .

    Furthermore if God could be proven to exist scientifically would all you atheists rush out and confess God ? No way .

    Secondly ,evolution also cannot be proven scientifically .Another truth .Both beleifs require an act of will .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 And while we are on the subject of polygamous marriage , pedaphilia and genital mutilation I notice the deafening silence as exibited by fat boy here in the clip when it comes to exposing the pedophile prophet muhammad . When atheists show some balls I may consider renouncing jedism and become an atheist .

  • @PROFESSOR23MAEHEMM23 Do atheists suffer from some kind of inferiority complex . There has been freedom of education since the sighning of the magna carta . When my children come home from school and tell me the latest left wing socialist bull shit rammed down their throats well I simply tell them the truth . When they are told that evolution is a scientific fact I tell them evolution is simply a theory as proposed by Darwin . They can make up their own minds .

  • Is the guy reading this off of creepypasta? Do I have to say someone's name three times? WTF?

  • @Tripockets one, i believe in jail, two, you are coping out, three, im actually thirteen, and four, if your trying to quote the bible, you have failed, adam and eve did not "surely die" when they ate the fruit, in fact, they lived for close to a thousand years

  • @Tripockets im not making fun, my possible eternal salvation or torture is serious business, im asking for your help, and you are refusing, i am not giving reasons, and even if i were, how would i know if they held up under pressure if you didnt apply any

  • @Tripockets well he SURE HASNT REVEALED HIMSELF TO ME YET! and you may not send me to hell, but you can save me from it, and your arent even actively trying, that tripockets, is just as bad as if you sent me to hell yourself

  • @Tripockets fine, but, can you truly condemn a person to hell if no one ever answered her sincere questions about religion and finding no answers felt that it was unlikely anyone had answers to those questions

  • @Tripockets rest easy tripockets, not knowing whether you sent an extremely skeptical 12 year old girl to hell, or a 43 year old man

  • @Tripockets so your giving up on me? just like that, you are going to walk away and let me burn in hell?

  • @Tripockets first, dont start an argumentum ad homonim, it makes you look bad, second stallin replaced the church with himself because he was a dictator, communism and atheism was linked in the american psyche by mcarthy era propaganda, finally, dont start an argument based on death count between atheism and religion, or even just christianity, you WILL lose

  • Sound familiar ... the movie : Constantine !?!? =))

  • @eminescinescu

    Sorta , though if I remember correctly he just used a mirror to excorise a demon out of some woman. No water or bolts with washers included.

    I still thought of the same thing when he was telling matt the instructions.

  • @rattlehead66666 yeah ... it was preetty funny when I listened that guy :)) ...

  • To answer the question. Jesus means Yeshua which is also, "Joshua".

  • i laughed my fucking ass off when he started talking about a baby playing with poop, lmfao!!!

  • The caller and the two hosts are about on the same level. No offense.

  • @SpankbankINC If you're implying they are on the same level mentally I disagree. The caller has more of a creationist mindset and the hosts are actually thinking rationally.

    Then again the caller could be a non believer doing satire and because some peoples mindset makes them willing to believe any such crap like that or any other supernatural thing like god ghosts etc it makes it hard to see that its satire.

    Poes law

  • Islamic faith isn't the problem ,its the people interpreting etc....... I notice you were not so kind to christianity .

    As I said yapping little puppy dogs too gutless to take on islam but very brave when it comes to christianity. You atheists make me sick .

  • Atheists remind me of snapping little puppy dogs . Yap yap yap yap . Instead of a united front against islam. An evil ideology that threatens an atheists right to not beleive in God you will always find an irritating little atheist snapping at your heals .Christianity is their favourite target because they are too gutless to take on islam . Yappity yappity .Usefull little idiots for the socalist left in an attack against the free west . Just a dambed nuisance .

  • @AishaBad

    You are wrong. Atheists debate with Christians more because about 2/5 of the world are a denomination of christian, including USA. Believe me, if a muslim person called in he would get equally owned through the same process partly due to the fact that both Christianity and Islam are based on the same god ( yes, it's a fact).

    And Islamic faith isn't the problem. It's the people who are interpreting and guiding the Muslim world who are the problem.

  • @AgentRiot13 Speaking of the USA. Exterminators in the USA make me sick dealing with the infestation of rattle snakes but doing nothing about cobras just yappity yap yap at the heels of those rattle snakes.

    Makes about as much sense when you !!THINK!! about it.

  • @AishaBad You said "Christianity is their favourite target because they are too gutless to take on islam .".

    Who is too gutless to take on Islam? The Islamic religion is just as ridiculous as Christianity. Why would an Atheist be 'afraid of Islam'? Flying up to the clouds on a 'Buraq' to meet Allah is just as absurd as many fairy tales in the Bible. I certainly wouldn't have any reservations about confronting Islamic beliefs....they are just as ludicrous as any religion.

  • @Tripockets because belief in fairies never lead to wars or murder, besides why do you believe in god if you just compared him to fairies

  • Atheism is a phase most of us go through .I know I did . Depending on our own objective analysis will determine what we beleive when we depart this world .

    The days of witches and heretics are no more . Islam now poses the greatest threat to the freedom of the west and mankind , but its days are numbered .

    Militant , humanistic atheism is going to be the final attack against the dignity and freedom's of mankind . 

  • @AishaBad Christianity is a phase brainwashed individuals endure struck upon their minds by parents and society. Often times, a discriminating society. The only cure is intelligence via. science and reason followed by logic.

  • @AishaBad why is something that is humanitistic automatically bad, and i dont know what atheist videos, articles, or speakers you have seen, because the ones i have do not seem militant at all, personally, i think you never were an atheist, and youre trying to convert atheists by being relatable and puting atheism in a negative light, though i question why you would call atheism militant, seems like the pot calling the kettle black

  • @gordonisnext So I was never an atheist . I came into this world automatically beleiving in God . You do understand that contradicts atheist doctrine . Don,t atheists beleive we came into this world atheists and then became corrupted by a God delusion .What exactly do atheists beleive ?

  • @AishaBad I find that to be quite ironic considering YOUR OWN GOD claims that EVERY human entity is created as an atheist and then adopts christianity as a born again christian to accept god. So basically, you are going to hell. Enjoy.

  • @AishaBad my bad, what i meant to say was that AFTER you became corrupted be a god delusion, you were never really an atheist, at most, you doubted your faith and came close to rejecting it

  • @gordonisnext As I said in a previous post you gutless little atheists make me sick . It is so funny watching you atheists get screwed up the arse by muslims . The ground zero mosque is a perfect example . It appears your muslim president aproves of the mosque commemorating another muslim victory over America .

    Meanwhile atheists keep kicking christianity ; it is so easy .

  • @AishaBad oh, you want us to start "kicking" islam, i assure you we could, and i would have if you didnt mention the "ground zero mosque" thats really a cultural center and will be built 2 blocks away from ground zero, did you even know there was already a real mosque only 4 blocks away from ground zero? and seriously, obama is not muslim, i cant believe you still hang on to this kind of conservative propaganda, go back to watching fox

  • @gordonisnext If Obama is not a muslim , what is he ? an atheist ? OH so the mosque celebrating islam's victory is not a mosque , it is a cultural centre .That's OK then . Once again you gutless pathetic atheists make me sick . Why not start an atheist experience in Saudi Arabia or atheist China and see how far you get .

  • @AishaBad i dont know if obama is a closet atheist or not, and it really shouldnt matter, and my point is that you are over reacting, there is already a mosque thats only 4 blocks away from ground zero, and nobody is celebrating islams victory, and nobody is going to, because, at least right now, the majority of muslims live in backward, hypocritical societies that lack the technical prowess provided by SCIENCE to even threaten most of the US, islam cant win if we can totally destroy them

  • @gordonisnext Obama may be an atheist or he may be a muslim and he may even be an American citizen . Rest assured he is no christian or jew so you atheists may sleep snug in your beds .

    Let me give you a little advice . I understand the Bible is priority reading for every atheist . Why not take your head out of the bible for 5 minutes and make a study of the prophet muhammad ? The best source to study this diobolicle dirt bag ,muhammad is to ask an ex muslim .

  • @AishaBad well obamas a christian in public, thats for sure, but he acts in a secular way, as all presidents should, and yes, atheists do read holy books to see if there is anything really there, so yes, atheists would read the bible in america, the koran in muslim countries, and the bhagavad gita in india, but in case you didnt know, the old testament is in all of the abrahamic faiths, and that really is all we need to destroy arguments for judaism, christianity, and islam

  • @gordonisnext Obama is a puppet of the socialist left . " atheists do read holy books to see if there is anything there " And what might atheists be looking for there ? What you should have said is, atheists read holy books to strengthen their resolve .You sound like you doubt atheism .

    I am of firm beleif that Abrahamic faiths give atheists a purpose in life . If it was not for theist beleif atheists would not know what to do with themselves .

  • @AishaBad 1. no hes not, and what you think is socialist is anything but 2. were looking for what people tell us is there, namely truth, comfort and goodness 3. no, our resolve is strong because every holy book we've read has not satisfied our questions 4. i dont doubt atheism, but if new evidence comes along ill take a look at it, and if it proves god then i wont be an atheist 5. your faith doesnt give me a purpose, let alone the abrahamic faiths, i believe people should have as many cont.

  • @gordonisnext true beliefs and as few false ones as possible, if theism didnt exist (and everyone were atheist) then i wouldnt go around saying "i dont believe in impossible bullshit that has no evidence for it", id probably spend more time studying and stargazing, and id probably play more videogames as well

  • @AishaBad Are you a troll or are you being serious? Most Atheists don't define thier lives with being Atheists.. they just get on with thier lives. I've read a few 'holy' books because it would be rather stupid to declare myself an Atheist without at least taking a look at what theists rave about.. As it happens it did strengthen my atheism because I found no proof or evidence of God etc. Why do you have such problems with Atheists? I have no problems with Theists. :)

  • @kadosiable Why do I have such problems with atheists ? Why , because they just cannot shut up about religion . Like damn jehovas witnesses .

  • @AishaBad Some theists don't shut the hell up about religion either.. luckily you can choose to listen to them or not. I'd suggest not watching Atheist Experience as a start and not replying to anymore comments. Including this one :) it will result in a more calm AishaBad!

  • @kadosiable You are right . Religious people of all ilk piss me off . Atheists included .

    I first visited atheists experience curious to know what athesits talked about . Oh no not monkeys or apes chromosomes or neur science but bloody religion .Makes me want to scream .

    Let us all enjoy our constitional rights of freedom of religion in our judeo christian west . We could be living in sharia Saudi Arabia or atheist China where we do not have these rights .

  • @AishaBad Well.. Atheism is a position on the beleif of God and not a direct position on science so I'm not so suprised religion is the focus of most talk. I also think that the rights of people in China have nothing to do with atheism and more to do with it's disgusting single party communist state..though I agree i'd rather not live in either country. I can see why you get annoyed when people reply.. I'd try to think about what you type a little more before pressing post. :)

  • @kadosiable The very concept of god should not be an issue with atheists . I for one do not beleive in the tooth fairy , santa clause or aleins and as a consequence do not talk of such things with any seriousness . Atheism on the other hand not only says it does not beleive in god but actively fights against the very concept of god . A god , atheist's say does not exist .

    Atheism has gone beyond non beleif but is engaged in a war against the concept of god .

  • @AishaBad This isn't true. You're bunching every atheist into one group. An atheist simply denies the existence of God until theres evidence to support it.. if there are some atheists that take that further and decide to 'go to war' as you put it then that's fine but you can't say every atheist does, I certainly don't.. I just get on with my life. The concept of God's is THE issue for atheists..just as it is for theists. Anyway, I'll stop replying now. It's Sunday! a day of rest ;)

  • @kadosiable you are very correct my friend. if proof of god comes to me then i will believe but i just cant see the sense in it all. Its all flawed really :/

  • @kadosiable The point is if atheist experience did not engage in this warfare against the concept of god everyone would be bored shit less and switch off .

  • How long have they been on chemo? Do they experience a lot of pain? How long do they have left? T_T

  • this had to have been a prank call.. and probably from someone who is an atheist just calling to mess with matt.

  • Christianity is a word invented by Paul. Jesus was killed by religious leaders. Plus Jesus is not his name.

  • @Topazman12 oh great wise one! pray tell us what was his name since u personally knew him!

  • This guy is plain stupid...

  • OMFG LOL

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  • @FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 repent repent jesus is coming back and if your not on his side he will destroy you.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @infinity999ful jesus is back, and hes PISSED OFF!!!

  • haaaaaaaaaa THESE ATHIEST GOT OWNED

  • @infinity999ful u got owned by thinking that

  • @FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 fool repent give your life to christ

  • @infinity999ful yes, fool do give their life to a dead jewish carpenter.

  • @FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 YES FOOL GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST

  • @infinity999ful yes, fools do give their life to christ

  • Was it the sun's reflection?

  • I dunno why this is any more hilarious than magicking a bunch of demons out of people into pigs and running 'em off a cliff...

    But it is.

    Maybe it's the poop.

  • I'm selling these mirror thingies on my site.Go to my page for more info.

  • To see ghosts... be willing to play with your own shit.

    I gotta give the '2 girls 1 cup' girls a call.

  • hahahaha

  • THE CALLER's A RETARD!!..

  • crack pipe + numpty + phone = this guy

  • Don't laugh.I used to be an atheist but I actually tried it this and it worked.

  • @sugar7777 lol!

  • @sugar7777 You "used" to be an atheist? What are you now? A wood nymph?

  • ROFL @ THE CALLER LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • what..... the.... fuck?

  • oh boy

  • OH MY GOD I have never laughed so hard in my life (If you watch a baby take a poop right)

  • I love the Atheist experience. It shows the ignorance and plain stupidity of christians

  • Still sitting next to a river with a mirror in it. Going strong since 2000.

  • Matt is fucking annoying. Let him finish you prick.

  • This is hilarious! Make sure not to use screws. The only hard part: adopt the mentality of a baby! ahahahahahh, take a poop and then play with it. :)

  • I totally believe that caller saw what he said he did. Could hear him snorting something in the background?

  • Did he dial the phone himself? It must be tough getting shit done when you're in a straitjacket.

  • Jesus, is it not obvious why you use bolts and washers and not screws? Come on!

  • I think the original is better. Still funny.

  • 5:17 OWNAGE ^^

  • I can understand arguments against atheism, but when they're completely idiotic, it's just sad

  • wow... he's a case against evolution alright

  • Surely some advanced form of satire :-S

  • This guy has watched Constantine after swallowing a Hoffman 2000...

  • I really hope that dude was trollin.

  • rofl!

  • How did he dial the phone?

  • GOod point, proof that's a troll... ^^

  • Luk 12:7 But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

  • The caller knows nothing about kids.

  • The caller knows nothing of a lot of things besides kids...

  • So... If you delude yourself deliberately you will see things.

    ....

    Cool.

  • The caller plagiarized Carlos Castanedas book The Fire From Within chapter 6 - Inorganic Beings. Carlos Castaneda was a anthropologist who wrote several best sellers. He had some good ideas like assuming responsibility, but the caller obviously didnt get that far. The book is a fantasy and describes the process a lot better.

  • I want what the caller is smoking.

  • It's called Salvia.

  • It has to be stronger...

  • HO-LY SHIT! No WONDER he believes in god!

  • well ive smoked alot of weed but nothing that does that. so im gonna say he prob smoked crack lol

  • There's actually no drug on earth that makes you so stupid... Perhaps heroin, but not sure, gotta try... ^^

  • haha, this dude is awesome. I love how they just let him continue and talk and talk...

  • What the FUCK is this asshole smoking?

  • jajajajajaja ....Si no la controlas no la consumas jajajajajajajajajaja....

  • "Is the punchline coming soon?"

    Hahaha.

  • This is the worst caller ever.