Monty Python - The Life of Brian - Stoning scene

[daisies53]

Ha ha

[Vlaxerman343]

this was the least offensive satire there is

[Xaviertastic]

lol that is true islam

[MajorFloodgates]

The greatest line of all time: "How could it be any worse?"

[Mindraker1]

That couldn't be more British.

[yoss1978]

One of the worlds most Epic film scenes.

[dim432]

That will be the death of parker and stone

[oceanlove96]

I GET STONED EVERY DAY, IT AIN'T THAT BAD.bob marley is cool.

[bleakdaze]

I guess that it's all funny until this video comes up as a "Suggestion" after watching the actual stoning death of Du'a Khalil Aswad. Although, I guess that her death was less of a "stoning" and more of a "cement blocking." And her murderers wore blue jeans, or khakis, or polyester sweat suits, and recorded the event on their cell phones.  Otherwise, it was exactly the same.

[shiddy67]

"Always one,isn't there?"

LMMFAO

[Jem93rocks]

"well you did say Jehovah."

"No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle."

Best scene ever!xD

[BettyJoBialofski]

@Lilithly: Only the Kohen Gadol of the Bet Hamikdash knew the proper pronounciation of the Lord G-d's name and it is often written outside of the Tanakh not even by the tetragrammaton but as Y-YAH. The spelling YHVH itself is probably an acronym designed to prevent us from recognizing the true name (like stage directions).

As to this scene: Jehova! Jehova! Jehova!

[AgehaBarbieDoll]

Men dressing up as women, dressing up as men......

[dudedude270]

JEHOVA!!!!!!

[newtland1]

correction this is the funniest scene of life of brian

[offthehook2]

I couldn't laughing. Awesome clip.

[MumboMamboMangoPango]

Hahahaa! XD

[grandchacka]

jenova!!! ffVII

[aeschhere]

The condemned man was getting stoned just for the halibut .

[dudedude270]

jehovah

who threw that??

[camel789000]

screw jeova

[AnthemicPolemic]

This film will teach you more about Christianity than the bible.

[Lilithly]

@AnthemicPolemic but this scetch was about judaism, wasn´t it?

[AnthemicPolemic]

@Lilithly Well, about the old testament yes, but to seperate the two is to miss the point. Everyones shit smells bad, even if you have a preference for your own.

[Lilithly]

@AnthemicPolemic ya but christians are allowed to say gods name:) jews aren´t as far as i know.

[trelcious]

Absolutely brilliant - religious people just don't get it do they.

[shanesclayland]

JEHOVAH!

[krazygothgirl]

making it worse, how could it be worse? Jehovah, jehovah!

[MarcusAvon2]

@krazygothgirl Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah lol

[Emmtob12]

"Making it worse! How could it be worse! Jehova, Jehova,Jehova!"

[darin2483]

"even if, and I want to make this absolutely clear! Even if they do say Jehova"

[meekychuppet]

If there is a better satire of religion then I do not know what it is.

[Letranger]

@meekychuppet Candide.

[noreplyism]

@meekychuppet I find all religions a joke. Problem is, some countries put all their eggs in the religious basket.

[eklecticxsoul]

"that piece of 'hally-but' "

also, 1:33 LOL

[slozer]

You cut off the last bit of the scene where they throw the big rock and say 'good shot!' classic.

[Enkei1989]

"... Are there any woman here..?"

LOL

[Rentonboyo]

This is totally representative of what's happening every day in Israel. It's ridiculous. They're always fighting, stoning, bombing, killing, intruding in the sand like arab sand-people. The Jewish people are also sand-people now.

[kazuo62]

Sand People? Rentonboyo, are you suggesting that the Israelis have become Star Wars characters from Tatooine?

[HotFuzz456]

the giant rock at the end had me in tears XD

[notparistexas]

"SHE DID! SHE DID! HE DID! HE DID!"

[tonymontana1974]

jehova jehova jehova

[blackwolf6733]

ive died of laughter XD

[mathriok]

lol. They are men acting as women acting as men.

[zBlackKnight789z]

Is the priest one of the Knights of Ni?

[Dracowrath1]

yup, thats John Cleese, the guy who played the leader of the Knights who say Ni. or at least I believe it is.

[jmzimmerman1984]

@Dracowrath1 NO Palin was the knight

[xXMiniMonsterXx]

I did not understand everything (I'm 13 and from Germany), but the sentences I understood were very funny

[SnowEagleEatEm]

LMFAO

[nbafreak41]

The Pythons do it again! LOL!

[bookworm1138]

"mathais, son of deuteronomy of gath" rotflmbo!!!!

[ArcadeVister]

haha wat duz that mean??

[bookworm1138]

which one?

"mattais, son of deuteronomy of gath?" thats just crazy.

rotflmbo is rotf + lmao (just replace the "a" with a "b")

[ArcadeVister]

ye i meant the son of deuteronomy of gath thing...thort i might of been missing out on some sort of joke....

[bookworm1138]

well, that is the thing since deuteronomy isn't a hebrew/jewish name, its the name of a book of the old testament, which is the funny thinh

[ArcadeVister]

dude wats that pilgrims progress thing about....seen it on ure page...iz it good....i see u like lord of the rings i live right next to the shire....its a tourist place now it still remains

[bookworm1138]

well, i found an obscure CD recording of john bunyan's allegory (the pilgrim's progress) and decided to post it, since all the other pilgrim's progress entries on youtube weren't that good.

[AnthemicPolemic]

Nice, I have a dusty old tome of the Pilgrims Progress but haven't read it yet, i'll check out the recording.

[frostbittennecrosex]

Haha Monty Python rules!

[jammyhammylammy]

Jahova stone me you stupid woman Jahova Jahova JA Bloody HOVA!!!!

*****

[smalltowndreamer15]

it's actually spelled Jehovah ;D

[ArcadeVister]

yea real cool

[mechaart]

"nobody stone anybody until I blow this whistle, even if they say Jehova". *people stone the priest*

ROFLMAO

[PojekGwapzpo123]

LOL they are all women XD no man is in there XD

[hardleecure]

Are any women here today? O.o

[Halo3BigApple]

This is hilarious! Jahoba! Stoned the priest. LOL

[Phoohy698]

SHE DID HE DID (lower pitch)uh he did he did

[Pauleglide]

luappmek23

thats because george harrison was really god and he thot this skit was funny

[asheatstoast]

high pitched: sorry i thoght low pitched: we started.

[luappmek23]

george.......ooooooops

[luappmek23]

gorge harrison re mortgaged his house to pay for this film.........when nobody else would!

[luappmek23]

it should never be fogotten that the religious law demanded that a person who uttered the name of god was to be stoned to death!

[Pestosteron]

Jehova, Jehova, best shit ever...

[Isaachelric]

one of the funniest movie even made. classic

[slinkiwaffel]

lol

[fathairyarab]

no1 is 2 stone any1 till i blow this whistle. even and i want 2 make this clear even if they do say jahova.

[xybervid]

Good shot!

[meanjean29]

Funny funny shit!!

[skrellman]

Jehova*THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHU­MP*...

[mrbananas8]

making it worse? how could i possibly be making it any worse

[WildthingBrb]

you are to be stoned to death - huuuhh *lol*

are there any women here today? no...no...no :D

ALLRIGHT WHO THREW THAT? Who threw that stone? come on

SHE WAS! SHE WAS! SHE WAS! - HE WAS! HE WAS! HE WAS *hilarious*

[sevvy5]

Jahova! Ouch that stone hurt

[Chineseboy3]

Haha oh lay off we haven't started yet! :)

[Olinolan190]

A great scene, i love the cooing women.

"Are there any women here?"

[megamarsvin]

John Cleese is just brilliant as the put-upon authority figure xD

"Even, and I want to make this perfectly clear, even if they do say Jehova!" - brilliant :D

[ff7fanbdb]

LMAO!!!!!

[feidtublec]

Stoning

[brcbrtn]

Only the men are allowed to throw stones. So,one enterprising fellow sells phony beards to the women so that they can stone people too.LOL The women have to lower their voices to sound male, but they often forget. Great stuff! This is almost as good as Brian's mother yelling,"Ay! Speak up!" at the Sermon on the Mount. LOB isn't blasphemous, just irreverent. When they can't hear Jesus, one guy says,"He said 'blessed are the cheesemakers.' A woman goes,"What's so special about the cheesemakers?"

[brecans]

Fantastic.Been looking for this everywhere.Thanks for posting.

[Arresfield]

ok cant se anything

[Clacatoo]

hahaha

[CatMarsee]

stone me to death for this video

[eunbit14]

it kills me, it kills me

[3mosk83rdud3]

too much weed i say

[oin17]

omg this quality sucks !

[discocol505]

Absolutely hilarious!!

[truespyfan]

GOLD!!!!!!

[jOdEeLoVeScOf]

JEHOVAH!

[Gitte1]

that is the funniest scene ever...

[fullygodfullyhuman]

lol..... wow

[HomoCristos]

NEXT DEAD!?

[HomoCristos]

"START DIGGING!"

"CenSay"

[vancha872]

JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH !!!!!

[Jude778]

I LOVE THIS SCENE!

[razphilms]

actually cactuarthe stupid, the greeks in old times, did wrote stuff like that on the stones they were throwing at the enemy

it's true, believe it or not hehe :)

[LadyCayenne]

Can anyone upload the bit where Michael Palin is preaching about random stuff... he cracks me up!!! :)

[Arsenalgooner92]

Great film!

Monty python u legend!

[CactuartheStupid]

They should carve on that boulder "PWNED."

[ongakunotenshi]

There are 3 Monty Python movies that I'm aware of- This is "The Life of Brian", and there's also "The Holy Grail" and "The Meaning of Life". All absolutely brilliant.

[just350]

dont 4get "And Now For Something Completely Different"

[icemaiden06]

a really funny film..lol

[Bmibaby56]

are there any women here today?? no no no

she did did

he did did

ur only makin it worse for urself

how could it be worse!

[TeaOnTheGuganSlav]

no1, is to stone any1,until i blow this whistle

lol

[kepstein8888]

Still funny, no matter how many times I watch these movies.

Silly ancient superstitions...These days, the only way you can be stoned to death is by naming your teddy bear "Mohammed".

[semperfy1]

john cleese ftw

[JeffTheDude777]

thanks man. Yeah it looks too funny. Im going to pick this movie up.

[JeffTheDude777]

Lol. I need to see the rest of this movie. Or is it a T.V show?? Someone let me know.

[AsoPaso2007]

LMFAO THIS IS A SICK MOVIE!!

who ever likes this scene would definrtly love the sermon on the mount scene lol its hilerious!!!!!!

[dijango2]

I saw this movie and it was very funny. I do not know if God really told us to do what they are telling us.

[imaginaryvigil]

Hmm, people were stoned all the time. It's written all through the Old Testament.

At any rate it's a movie, and a great one at that, who cares?

[12zaklei]

They are all women... hilarious. "Who threw that stone?""Him, Him, Him."

[Aegialeus]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

I can't stop laughing...

Between this movie and the Holy Grail, they must be the funniest movies of all time.

[conversekid91]

best bit of whole film

[ragerancher]

lol brilliant "STOP STOP STOP STOP IT!" Love him bouncing up and down getting mad.

[hashmeister]

That's a really funny part of the movie. Thanks for posting.

[themegans]

best scene. I always tell people they haven't laughed til they see this.

[jazzyslickboy]

lol

[lildisco69]

Blessed are the cheesemakers, jehovah jehovah jehovah, no is to start stoning until i blow this whistle even if they do say jehovah, we had to do a bible scene at school and we mixed it with this part of the movie, we did the stoning of st stephen.

[big12oz]

Sorry I thought we started. lol the alien scene is the only crap part of this film.

[sambishop195]

im brian and so is my wife

[loqutor]

"She... he did! He did!"

[peter870621345]

the best scene is when he gets picked up by aliens

[JonathanFuge]

yes with this and the guy who went 18 years without speaking tied for 2nd

[McLarenMercedes]

Are there any women here today? Everybody looking away. This scene stuck with me so I used to say "That meal was good enough for jehovah!"whenever I had a good meal,most Monty Python fans laughed at my comment.

[GoodChristina]

I love it x)

[squishy3000]

lol

[janiceflanagan]

the black Knight scene and the french soldier scenes in holy grail are great too