Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington - Christmas

[ehsteve231]

The most honest man in the world - Karl Pilkington

[AustinMartinLay]

She came from Salford.

[weatheranddrums]

Lol ricky trying to hold back his uproaring laugh

[liverjim1988]

Sometimes Ricky tried too hard to make Karl look stupid, he's dead on here!

[ehsteve231]

@liverjim1988 I agree, Karl is wiser than most people on this subject.

[Psychotron7x2]

Hey Tiny Tim, go hobble down to the grocery store and get a chicken. And be quick about it you fucking gimp, we're starving here.

[ThrashGuitarMan]

LMAO Keep pressing 0

[FreeMartialArtist]

Head like a fucking orange.

[badmovebaker]

"Imagine if I bothered writing this." Lol, Karl is amazing.

[linuxdude11]

press 2 to sum up karl

[linuxdude11]

press 8 for naked



[Stoogemeister420]

not really funny but w/e

[Bearsca]

"Imagine if I bothered writing this!" haha :D

[soretummy]

free da pain

[mcgra8bc]

Carl is brilliant, "it is so not important this story."

[dom44444]

Have a chicken when you want! Happy Chirstmas!

[ziljin25]

Get Clive Warren on the phone

[jd1060]

My mom says the same thing. "Don't tell anyone you're nothing". Not quite like that but same idea

[AHundredButterflies]

@jd1060 Don't know how lucky you are to have a mother of no religious affiliation, just fairytales for grown-ups... took me 16 years of my life to figure that out, but then I suppose religion wouldn't work without child indoctrination.

[omgnotaflake]

wise men knocking about a desert

[SanDanielDK]

@omgnotaflake What did they get the baby jesus the second year?

[jaydubyuel]

I wish I'd seen this vid a month ago.

[emailtheoldies]

karl is the dumbest genius ever!

[ikjbass]

i couldn't have described christmas any better.

[EnterTheTurmoil]

i love easter, "no you don't you like eggs, you like choclate fat little!"

[0924FARAH]

Oh Karl im so in love

[patteslatte]

Karl.... you´re the MASTER!!!! Sweden loves you :)

[shariotoflove]

@patteslatte who'd think that the Swedes would find a roundheaded Salford chimp interesting. lol

[emliah]

Karl is my spirit animal.

[wizardofloz]

"she came from Salford" LMAO

[channelofepicwin]

I FUCKING LOVE KARL! LOL!

[StevieStickman]

Karl sounds like the biggest mardy arse... but I totally agree with him.

[petergiffen100]

Ricky talks to Karl like he's a child, its almost as if Karl's his toy and he's sharing it too the world, he wants Karl to say something ridiculous so he makes everything Karl says seem like rubbish when alot of the time karl puts logic into his answers.

[ChrisCreamUK]

needed some music to go with it....maybe The De Trout Spinners or a bit of Tourettes Trent Darby!!

[mwagila]

lmao

[chasmedia1]

Carl your the best ...honest mate.

[UncleBards2]

@chasmedia1 Karl*

[mrconcept]

not really funny at all...

[heyheyhey0h]

@mrconcept because you are a retard

[BGranat934]

I don't like fun.

[JohnPurchaseArt]

Karl Pilkington's christmas message please

[TheTjjj]

It really look like Karl is in physical pain when trying to explain the birth of Christ...

[archiejamvids]

Ricky sen ... dam some one already did that

[theunholycrown666]

Ricky's laugh is contagious. Sets me off every time lol.

[eastaugh]

"tiny tim go and get a chicken" - pissing myself.

[RealOutOfSight]

I'm usin' me fables

[kipolop]

The noise at 3:29 / 3:31 my word

[SteveGerrard08]

"I like easter" "no you don't you like chocolate ya fat little" LMAO

[RIPsnowwhite]

"Tiny Tim, go and get a chicken!" XD

[ShawnRavenfire]

Ricky's laughing, but Karl is making a lot of sense here.

[greenbl0b]

@ShawnRavenfire I agree - if this truly isn't scripted, and Karl is actually speaking his own mind; he has more common sense than the average person by not being a sheep, and speaking his own mind. The reason Ricky finds Karl's opinion so hilarious is the way Karl conveys it - he doesn't use the best phrases or vocabulary and therefore isn't that persuasive, but does speak sense most of the time.

[jeezuschryst]

@greenbl0b you're mental

[greenbl0b]

@jeezuschryst Thanks very much ;)

[olly660]

@ShawnRavenfire as karl said, he's making him look like a div

[retardmasta]

SNOW FLAKES!!!!!!

[DrThorpeLee]

Look at the size of his head.

[donthasslethahoff]

Me mam n dad didn't even remember me then!

[johnpetermalcolm]

I wanted Karl to say.

'Twas the night before Christmas,

when all through the house"...

[spektrobyte]

Tiny Tim used to go get the chicken.... then he took an arrow to the knee. (That's why he has a crutch now.)

[Pazma1]

@spektrobyte Back in the days when chickens were armed with crossbows, things were different back then, more harsh. Poor Tim had to walk five miles in the snow with no shoes tracking that fowl with nothing but desperation and a cough to aid him.

But it's the chickens that had the last laugh, aaaaaand that's where bird flu comes from children.

[jolenecloud9]

you fat little bu.....

[jolenecloud9]

dont tell anyone that ur not anything......:DDDD

[pjdoxopoulos]

Chicken you believe it?

[MrGeebags]

The Woman in the cupboard?

[rustydrog]

If you believe Karl Pilkington is for real you really are thick as fuck

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Do i sense An Idiot Abroad Christmas Special? ^_^

[DaGleese]

@WelcomeGhostsIV it was last year... so probably not :(

it's probably just one more of many podcasts karl and ricky do

[reesespeices100]

lol i want to meet susan

[Kellbee89]

a dog

has got

human eyes

[TheStevenWhiting]

So true. Noels Christmas Presents is the best. Was better when it was on BBC 1 though.

[TheStevenWhiting]

"Knocking about with the 3 fellas" :)

[idine08]

'i dont need an old story' - genius

[DeDeDurINC]

i think karl is a genius.

[McflyMcMurderface]

Every time I watch one of these Karl videos, I end up wishing it was 5 hours long.

[Jontish316]

"She was wandering about." Hahahaha!

[neopickaze]

It's tinging it's way up the tube



[beckadavidson]

Sent by Ricky.. "Tweet that!"

[torchwood12]

Put the letters on Claire's desk...oh, and have a good Christmas.

[TGCW1888]

Stop on Karl.Xmarse is nothing but a load of tosh.Commercialized brainwashing in order to extract our hard earned money from us to buy crap ! I bet most of the people who celebrate Christmas don't even pray on Christmas day itself ! And I'm speaking from a UK perspective here.All it is is an annual cash cow for companies.An economic event ! I know Karl didn't put it like that,but it's probably what he meant !

[mikesmith007x]

One of them has a stomach growl at 0:17 - 0:19 haha eat ya twonks!

[1984ekul]

Christ! De Berg!

[JaxxDaemon]

@1984ekul Wet knee houston

[p1nkmilk]

'tiny tim go get a chicken' i am in tears oh my god

[HumbleScribe1]

Head like a f*cking orange.

[surfingbananas]

3:29

[garymclean94]

What's tomato with you?

[rymixxx]

Karl Pilkington is just so damn tight. I've no idea how he manages to deliver so straight, so deadpan, so consistently. 99% genius, 1% small man with a perfectly spheroidal head.

Ok, so 30-70. Ok, ok, 50-50, but I stop at that.

[rtenewsonone]

"She's wandering about"

[dohertyz]

Ricky sent me here

[dilwich123]

Now the bible makes sense - Mary came from Salford.

[yourdabull]

tiny tim go get a chicken.... thats poetry!!

[everest001]

Apparently Karl is Banksy's brother.

[JPotential]

@everest001 Why would Banksy have a brother from Manchester? Or are you talking about the Banksy from Bristol?

[ScMc17]

lol so much inner anger when he talks about easter

[Leemondus]

Head like a fucking orange. Which is quite Christmassy! Love Karl.

[Microbat97]

"Knocking about with three fellows" and "There was a star involved" made me laugh my head off!! Karl is the best! "Wise men knocking about in a desert"

[Microbat97]

"Knocking about with three fellows" and "There was a star involved" made me laugh my head off!! Karl is the best!

[smintin]

... on December 25th...

[Drumderful]

The subtitles to this are priceless !!!

[Twicebakedtaters]

I cant decide which one is more of a dork.

[icosmini]

I agree with him, Xmas is crap.

[charliefarlie20]

pmsl karl's face at 4.45!! 'you fat little....' ha!

[gedski88]

@elgrabrielramierez its supposed to be turkey, not the way he says chicken...

[gedski88]

People think this is scripted.. Imagine if I bothered writing this! Some people thinks it's acting, if it were, it's the best acting ever to exist ever, ever.

[plstrom]

fuck u , yes it is a caracter.. and if YOU think it isn't You are the one who's being rolled here by him.. LOL

[conradheidi]

Awwww Karl is so honest and innocent in his answers...love him

[jacque123ish]

littlle baby jesus

[Elgabrielramirez47]

hahahahahaha! "Tiny Tim's gonna get a chicken (Karl: Tiny Tim's goh geht ah chicken)"

[GuestHostMike]

Wash up with you.

[mixandmatchvideos]

@GuestHostMike I'm Kermitted to this treatment.

[TheOTHERChallengers]

@mixandmatchvideos I'll bacon in the morning... if ya've had enough of me

[gurkan1415]

Hippopotanews

[desistdubstep]

@mixandmatchvideos Albino Buying One of Them.

[TheCardMatrix]

@mixandmatchvideos get a lobe of this.

[thom9434]

@mixandmatchvideos It's not his vault.

[guzzaroolz]

@mixandmatchvideos Enough is anus.

[YouBloodyTuber]

@mixandmatchvideos I did Nazi that coming ...

[InkMySkinzZ]

Is it me, or does Gervais not look to well in this?

[kbluebig]

Why am I getting "Your browser does not currently recognize any of the video formats available. Click here to visit our frequently asked questions about HTML5 video." when I try to watch 3 of the Pilkington videos. I am running Firefox 5.0.1 in Windows XP. It should play HTML5 videos with no issues from what I understand.

[ElectricSexPants]

Karl is right,

[IHaveAGayGoat]

tiny tim go get a chicken lol

[bboyk1d]

alright.

[Greengiant223]

3:30... what an awesome reaction

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

jesus was born in May apparently

[MrKJELLID]

I agree one hundred percent, Karl.

[ichoosemorton]

I don't need an old story.... True!!! Ricky is setting Karl up to say exactly what he and the rest of the world think... :)

[MrBlackoralive]

we're gonna struggle its christmas eve

[TELFORD88]

"people think hes a character, people think this is scripted... imagine if i bothered to write stuff like this" lmfao at ricky

[GlenayrStatus]

4:44 LOL

[lukeycc67]

mary came from salford. fucking genius

[123drue]

if karls to smart for religion whats that say about the rest of the world

[joelberggren1]

@123drue If you're not smart enough to know the difference between "to" and "too", maybe you shouldn't be too confident in your reasons for doubting any belief system.

[123drue]

Your a pedantic idiot. I don't think there is any connection between a mild slip up on a quickly wrote out youtube comment, and giving away all you faith and trust into a religion that has no evidence.

[joelberggren1]

@123drue And I find no evidence that I should be compelled by the the theological ideals of someone who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're"

[123drue]

@joelberggren1 @joelberggren1 THEN DON'T! What do I care. I few miner slip ups in a youtube comment mean nothing. Some of the greatest men in history have struggled with writing. It means nothing, you can have the tense skills of a pro and still be a sap.

[joelberggren1]

@123drue Lol!! Surely you aren't suggesting you're a great man, you illiterate!

I'm simply pointing out how you are ready to dismiss thousands of years of philosophy when you don't even have rudimentary language comprehension skills. It's just seems a little presumptuous on your part.

[123drue]

@joelberggren1 Of course I'm not suggesting I am a great man. Just that "rudimentary language comprehension skills" are not a definitive sign of intelligence. Albert Einstein,Leonardo da Vinci,Thomas Edison was all dyslexic yet look what they accomplished. As for "thousands of years of philosophy", I've done enough research to know what was what. Id rather take my information from the people on the cutting edge of science,rather than people who thought the earth was flat.

[joelberggren1]

@123drue You are a very dull boy. Though some of the men you listed were possibly dyslexic, they were all eloquent writer. You write like a mentally impaired sea slug. Just so you know, it's a myth that the flat world theory was ever widely accepted. Again, you are so poorly informed you have no right to hold any opinions.

[joelberggren1]

@123drue PS. "rudimentary language comprehension skills" just means that you can read a series of words and understand what the intended meaning of those words are. If you imagine you can be illiterate and truly intelligent you're off your rocker.

[TheMungDuffins]

HEAD LIKE A FUCKIN' ORANGE!

[kelso120]

tiny tim go and buy a chicken. hahahahaha

[Granbar]

"imagine if I bothered writing this"

[withnoego]

right on the dead week after christmas truely a genius of our time

[MisstressLola]

Karl is either an idiot or a comedic genius. 

[sophaaa]

hahahahhahahahaha 'well Jesus wasn't looking forward to Easter'

[Mistershlee]

"there was a star involved" lol

[piehead678]

Fucking love these three

[DirtyDowntownFilm]

His little legs...

[frankiei1]

christ de burg:)



[cojonesz0r]

i love ricky's laugh !

[thameej]

Head like a fucking orange.

[thestranger4812]

Karl is such a genius.

[mitchvstoshiba]

The birth of JESUS "Im gonna have this kid in a bit, sort somwhere out, he says where going to struggle its christmass eve" HAHAHAHA

[killbot4178]

good god he has an odd head and face



[shotgunwound]

4:30 LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[DackxJaniels]

Haha, 3:31!



[draculareloaded]

Karl is so clever !his just acting nobody is so stupid and funny at the same time!

[MrNotJoker]

lol! its like hes talkin to a 3 year old

[1foottall]

ricky's so hot in this

[mystikspice]

RIcky God Bless you I could NOT do it you are awesome to keep a straight face thank you for giving KARL PILKINGTON to the WORD thank you

[oasis4ever92]

there's literally not enough subjects/time in the world to get karls opinion on!

[JacksInn]

He finally got something funny out of him. Even Karl needs to warm up every now and then.

[KalleVarta]

I totaly agree with Karl on this one. 

[12345l6789]

How can anyone think it's scripted. Chris Campling you silly fool..