even in these times we should have a sense of humor

[fullyfroston46]

ok, im going to put it out there, do the christians and hair products/ hair replacements have a deal going. cause these people look like side show circus freaks. Especially tyranasauros rexella.

[420bmxer]

EMV CARDS ARE THE MAKR OF THE BEAST dont be fooled like me or others that took it

EMV chip is bad=666

EMV Chip mar=666

EMV is mark=666

EMV is a sin=666

[Killer0fTheSun]

Look who the christians have as their own..Jack Van Impe,Creflo Dollar ,Benny Hinn and Venom Fang X....i rest my case they are fucked.

[oziman1968]

@Killer0fTheSun I don't care about your case because you used a swear word, using a swear word doesn't help your argument.

[dhaddox]

@oziman1968 Aww he used a scary word! Your case is equally invalid because you used a comma splice. Incorrect punctuation doesn't help your argument.

[oziman1968]

@dhaddox No a swear word. I didn't say scary word. Get it right buddy.

[dhaddox]

@oziman1968 I know what you wrote, but now it looks like you've abandoned the comma altogether. It's still useful in some cases, guy.

[Terceira73]

@Killer0fTheSun shut up u dumb atheist . atheist = shit for brains

[Killer0fTheSun]

@Terceira73

Theist--Retard........Thats you son

[Aqualung71]

Idiots!

[johnnystormuf4]

i thought the joke was kind of funny.

[crzymoonrock74]

what? I just stepped into hell here and they have a Jack Van Impe video to amuse them. Nobody here believes in Christs return, that it could be soon, and we should always be ready?

[hotwok19]

Thank you for your reply Anand2006. A year has passed since i stumbled upon this cretin Jack Van Impe & his "botox" brain-dead wife. If you want a giggle, go to "Rexella Van Impe at the tomb of Jesus-Were you there". I know it written that you shouldn't take his name in vain, but Jesus Christ it is jaw-dropping listening to her attempting to sing.

[theluthier]

Another American bible-bashing fuck-wit! The law should protect innocent people from ass-holes like him!

[armortron]

Hay all, make sure you call Jack ass and rub it in his face that the rapture didn't happen by 2007 like he use to talk about. Now he's quoting the mayan calender saying it will happen by the end of 2012. I sure hope i'm still around when nothing happens then!!

[HBK344356]

@armortron did he say the rapture would occur by 2007?

[armortron]

@HBK344356 Yes he did. Said it would happen between 2000 and 2007. Who knows what he is saying now.

[lilweezly]

uh yea i guess as long as i make it to heaven hehehe

[jeffgodden]

beautiful blond like your wife? LOL!!

[knut]

Enjoy your false sense of security folks! Have a blast dying and finding nothing.

[hotwok19]

If ever there was a man with an extreme case of verbal diarrhoea, then that man is Jack Van Impe. The religious garbage that flows in torrents from his mouth, is truly mind-boggling. His wife Rexella seems to hang on to his every word, as if it were being spoken by God himself. The Mormons have "calculated" that Jesus will be reborn in the year 2012. Watching Jack corroberate was hilarious. Add 5, take away 3, add 10, take away 6 etc. Holy shit batman they are right!.

[MrsWLeach]

See what happens, shall we? If you look around at everything that's goin on in the middle east, ya can't help but wonder. The president of Iran claims Israel will be wiped off the map, but the fact that Israel has come back at all is nothing shy of a MIRACLE. Israel is undeniable proof that God exists. Deny whatever else you will. And He will preserve HIS people. (speaking as a Christian who loves Israel)

[Anand2006]

Rexella hanging onto his every word is an optical and auditory illusion. She way too "botox-ed" to comprehend anything :D

[ricaard]

he's wearing the same suit and tie right now! Yeah , he's one of the types celebrated in song by the late, great Prophet Frank Zappa.

[koolaid28]

You're a petty petty little man.

[ricaard]

Petty petty like a fox, Van Impe disciple...

[pali311]

jack van impe and roxella are crooks. they keep talking about how their ministries are hurting and they need donations to keep going. fact is, i have multiple pictures of their house and the cars they drive. i have pictures of them on their front lawn. they live in my subdivision in troy, michigan and i have proof. they have a 600k home and 2 90k mercedes benz. i cant believe they justify it. they are crooks to the true definition.

[Seawaffle2021]

Your a fool. They dont even live in troy michigan.They only time have asked for money was to get a time slot so more people could watch them. Justify it? Justify what? They are on TV and a very succesfull program that helps millions of people. They shouldnt be rewarded for that? Get a clue kid =/

[Jtaylor1]

already seen that.