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  • my do licked my balls! btw he is doing it right it now!

  • i herd the assumption song

  • THAT WAS ALL ORIGINal gold

  • This video went viral on Kuwait City

  • I LOVE BOB! I will never look at Danny Tanner the same way lol.

  • Your video is a favorite on Sucre

  • I'll bet he's got A.J.'s number

  • fuckin brilliant bob. hilarious poo humor and... yes i said and... comedic music

  • Poor Jared. lol

  • lmfao jared my bitch

  • "Irish Spring."

  • poor jared lol

  • my only issue with that was that david coullier was dating allanis morrisett at the time. not gay but id believe bi

  • 5 stars

  • Seeing how he took Jerid saying he wanted to hear the Aristocrat joke into an improv direction just shows how naturally funny he is.

  • 01:53 "I'll put $2 million dollars right on the table right now, for a leprechaun to be fuckin' Shmeegle, and ET and fuckin' Jared on the bottom of the pile. TWO, FUCKIN', MILLION. Make that happen, we will all get off, high. What?"

    Brilliant! Fantastic when a comedian ties jokes from earlier in the set back into the set.

  • @toddh1988 oh yeah, briliant...haha.

  • thanks to jared my bitch

  • summer sexual lol

  • I need new pants.

  • I actually wonder sometimes, did get became like this after 8 years of family tv or if it was like this b4 that, how the FFFF did he get the danny tanner character?!?!?!?

  • @Landorsie He was like this before the show. Getting that part was like a huge joke itself.

  • Danny Tanner was not gay

  • good god this is hilarious!

  • My dog licked my balls Lmfao.

    This song is so funny my mom sings it.

  • " oh i donno i just didn't like all the feces"

    "oh the to little kids are so cute"

    "dog ur fucking a dog dog"

  • His british accent is fucking spot on! "i don't know i didnt like all the faeces" :L

  • thats a fucking lepracon lmfaooo

  • Bob Saget you rock my FUCKING world. I never thought that sentence would cum out of my mouth but there you have it. ;)

  • @MistressArte I bet it's not the first time cum came out of your mouth :D

    

  • 2:30 is a great tune.

  • - Sageeet!

    - Dude.

  • theyll eat your fucking dog.

  • KIMMY GIBLER GOT IT THIS WAAY!

  • i just cock blocked your buddy.........ewww!

    lmao

  • He has definitely changed, but he is good though

  • anyone know if there's a name for the song he's singing at 3 minutes?

  • @habde old english folkes song.

  • I did not know Bob is a genius! Now I know.

  • I SEEN 'EM!!!

  • there was an old farmer who sat on a rock

    stroking his whiskers and shaking his fists at his neighbors

    who sat on their ricks teaching their children to play with

    their kitestrings and marbles and the old days of yore

    along came a lady who looked like a decent young lady

    who walked like a duck. she said she discovered a new way

    to bring up the children, to sew, and to knit

    the boys in the stable were shoveling up contents of stables

    left after the hunt...

  • 10 people's dog didn't lick their balls.

  • Yellow moons! Green clovers!  Fuck you!

  • Respond to this video...  could not stop laughing

  • TELL ME WHYYY!! hahaha best song everrrr

  • I love the Dirty song thats not a Dirty song :D made me laugh harder than it should.

  • They r back they r street they r boys n they are men and they rock my fucken world

  • hahahaha they'll eat your fuckin dog.....they aint fuckin around.

    that was priceless.

  • ahahahahha poor jared.

  • the people that are hatin' on bob for this couldn't even BUY a sense of humor...

  • hahaha , poor jared!!!!!! :D

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahah hes fuckin retarded :D:D:D

  • lol so thats where the assumption song came from

  • he's sooo funny! I said to my mom while watching this "Mom! I never knew Bob saget was such a hilarious potty mouth!" so my mom replied.

    "Well, you werent supposed to, but now I guess you're old enough," =)

  • lol kimmy was hot tho this stand up was funny 

  • there was an old farmer who sat on a rock stroking his whiskers while shaking his

    fist at his neighbors who sat on their wricks teaching their children to play with their

    kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore along came a lady who looked like a

    decent young lady and walked like a duck said she discoved a new way to

    bring up the children to sew and to knit the boys in the stables were shoveling

  • up contents of stables left after the hunt the carman was feeling a nice pice of

    straw from the stables leaning the walls in came the deer maid to play with his

    dog in the dariy where she did belong if you think this is dirty well your fuckin well wrong

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  • Ill eat yuor dog and shine your shoes. Fuck you! irish spring

  • @saintjimmy271 I totally agree bro!

  • That song in the beginning is also known as The Assumption Song. Great one. ^^

  • Dont be fucking that shit kids.

  • every one jump all over jared like he gives you free blow jobs and pudding

  • "you kill that dead!" ^^

  • They'll eat your fucking dog!

  • gang bang jared

  • the lepracon bit was funny as fuck, lmmfao

  • N E 1 know the song at the end?

  • @cheapsilverware the assuption song

  • Theyll Eat your fuckin dog but theyll shine your shoes thats a complete 180 lol

  • hahaha gangbang jared. go ! ill wait lol

  • never knew he was this funny, man great stuff

  • what is that song that sounds dirty but isn't?

  • just the animal rights activists!

  • 2:30 to 3:15 someone saw the assumption song

  • Gangbang. Jared. Go.

    lmfao

  • they are back and they are street nd they are boys hahahaahaha fuckin great

  • best stand up I ever seen

  • @deadzior Then you've probably not seen many.

  • That is !

    Bob Saget goes from -10 to +10.

    Excellent

  • 2:50 to 3:15, genius

  • i ment 2:30 to 3:15

  • i saw jared fuck ET and Shmegal but ET was on bottom.... so ya......

  • my dog licked my balls. lol =)

  • lmao, u really thought they were 3-4k, lmao people are so fuckin dumb. Saget rules

  • Were the tickets really $3,000-$4,000? OMG; I've been to better comedy at cornel for $40. Not that this is bad; its great to see this guy play guitar.

  • @phrostyone They aren't really...

  • he is so awesome

  • hi da didly hi da do im a leprachen FUCK YOU

    Ill eat your dogs and shine your shoes FUCK YOU irish spring

  • Sagalicious! Like how he gets on the crowd for laughing at his raunchy material.

  • Fucking gold, thanks for posting this, a definite buy on dvd to rewatch in full.

  • its another version of the assumption song

  • I'll eat your dog, and shine your shoes!

    Fuck you! Im a leprechaun!

    ROFLMAO!!!

  • best part

  • heheh omg fucken funny :D

  • my god... can't stop laughing

  • fucking funny!....

  • dude, we get it, your smart, nobody gives a shit. he's funny, thats all that matters.

  • NOPE. I never saw full house and I found this hilarious.

  • what happened to danny tanner?!

    ...oh well, at least he's still hot.

  • he is so on somethin lol

  • ill eat your dog and shine your shoes fuck you ima leperocon

  • @kekeboy97 Creative spelling of "Leprechaun"

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  • LOL the song at 2:30

  • funny guys are so hot, go Bob Saget, u're the reason I started hating stand-up stuff haha ;D

  • i wish he smashed the guitar at the end

  • i wish someone smashed his face at the end.

  • suck dick for coke!

    danny tanner was not gay

  • omg funny as shit

  • but kimmy gibbler got it ;) this wayyyy

    rofllll

  • hahaha that aint right

  • I seen it!!

  • gang bang jared!!!!!! lolololol that was the fuckin funniest part!

  • The deception song but different

  • i was lost the entire show but it had me rolin.

  • At the start of the special, well, I was not really into it... I mean just at the mention of his name: Full House guy comes to mind.

    BUT, I changed my view pretty damn quick- Saget is an excellent stand up comic and kept me laughing through all 5 parts.

  • My favorite part was when he played guitar. Those songs were platinum.

  • THATS A FUCKIN LEPRECHAUN

  • the whole show was shock comedy lol but it was still funny especially this part

  • wasn't funny really, lol, but here i am watching it till the very end! haha idk, it was interesting to watch 'mr. tanner' dropping f-bombs. lol poor jared!

  • That was pretty good!!

  • @saintjimmy273 so fucking agree...i follow EVERY comedian that is worth a shit and i have NEVER laughed as much as I did at this shit!!! Wha wha wha wha wha Bobo Saget...Bob saget is my best friend....drive safe outa here, you guys can floor it..i Dont Care...any problems, stick a signal flare up your burnt asshole...can't hurt it, it's all tarnished and ruined...sorry dude, I just cock blocked you're buddy...

  • They rock my fuckin' world

    hahah, he IS the greatest(:

  • He spent the while time ranting but the shit was funny all the same.

  • ROFLMAAAAOOOOO

    sang BSB! hahaahaha

  • lmfao, i remember that backstreet boys song back in 1st grade. im in 11th now

  • Same.

  • Fuckin" Jared...

  • what song is it parodying from 7:29 - 9:42

    i want to hear the original

    BOB SAGET IS THE BEST

  • "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys

  • KIMMY GIBLER GOT IT THAT WAY!

  • i want the Old English Folk Song on my phone.

  • lol, me2 xD

  • It's also called the assumption song. It's a lil bit different, but it's still funny.

  • BOB SAGET

  • "i seen 'em" lmfao

  • 2:30

    I was practically laughing the whole time! :P

  • you are the man saget.....danny tanner may have been gay

  • thatt english folk song that he sang is fucking hilarious

    you can see a video about it on youtube

    its called the assumption song

    its hilarious

  • No matter how down I feel, this guy really brightens the day like, a fuckload.

    Thx a million for these uploads.

  • From 0:48 - 0:52 and from 0:57 - 1:00, I REALLY want a Ringtone of that.

  • Fucking a! xD

  • Bob Saget's fucking hilarious!

  • ROFLMAO

  • that rhyme song was hilarious!!!

  • Ha, ha " You can floor it I don't give a shit"

    Awesome I never knew Bob Saget was this funny <3

  • Bob Saget is a boss. He's hilarious. I love him lots..

  • word

  • I love Saget, I swear to god, I'll never know that was him in here, if I only saw Full House.

  • wow... amazing... best comedian ever o_o

  • hell yaaaaaa

  • 2:00 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • lmfaooooooooooooooo saget's actually so jkssssss

  • i didnt know bob saget was funny lol i always thought he was a dork

  • Alright just the women,

    "my dog licked my balls!"

  • What the fuck Bob Saget?

    I fucking lol'd

  • "I would put down $2 million......"

  • "If you go outside when you leave here tonight, and you fuckin' see a leprechaun, you shoot that motherfuckin' thing, you kill that dead, and put it down!" Dude! OMFG!! And I thought Denis Leary was funny! I was wrong! LOL!! XD

  • He is hilarious. Not even close to the Full House. If I had seen this as a kid watching Full House, I would have been stunned for life. LOL Bob Saget is the best

  • they'll eat your fucking dog, they aren't fucking around. and they'll shine your shoes, a complete 180

  • from 2:30-3:15 is my fav part = D

  • I never liked Bob Saget on Full House. To me, that character was just too cheesy for my liking. But, I saw this special on The Comedy Network, this past Saturday night and nearly pissed myself laughing. Totally changed my opinion about him!!

    "I'll eat your dog and shine your shoes, fuck you!!" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

  • lol

  • that song is just changed words from "Ebay" by weird al

  • Ebay by Weird Al is just changed words from that song by the Backstreet Boys..

    What's your point?

  • It's a combination of that and the 'which backstreet boy is gay' song parody.. so he combined two pre-existing song parodies.. ^_^'

  • Well put Robby771 !!

  • Genius.

  • i constantly imagine him like thise on americas funniest home videos. he knew his career was over being like that so he resorted to vulgarity, cheap and easy surefire way for success these days