01:53 "I'll put $2 million dollars right on the table right now, for a leprechaun to be fuckin' Shmeegle, and ET and fuckin' Jared on the bottom of the pile. TWO, FUCKIN', MILLION. Make that happen, we will all get off, high. What?"
Brilliant! Fantastic when a comedian ties jokes from earlier in the set back into the set.
I actually wonder sometimes, did get became like this after 8 years of family tv or if it was like this b4 that, how the FFFF did he get the danny tanner character?!?!?!?
Were the tickets really $3,000-$4,000? OMG; I've been to better comedy at cornel for $40. Not that this is bad; its great to see this guy play guitar.
he was such a stroke in the characters he was playing in most his career that he has that shock value to go the opposite and be vulgar and it works. Most of the material is only funny due to those circumstances.
wasn't funny really, lol, but here i am watching it till the very end! haha idk, it was interesting to watch 'mr. tanner' dropping f-bombs. lol poor jared!
@saintjimmy273 so fucking agree...i follow EVERY comedian that is worth a shit and i have NEVER laughed as much as I did at this shit!!! Wha wha wha wha wha Bobo Saget...Bob saget is my best friend....drive safe outa here, you guys can floor it..i Dont Care...any problems, stick a signal flare up your burnt asshole...can't hurt it, it's all tarnished and ruined...sorry dude, I just cock blocked you're buddy...
"If you go outside when you leave here tonight, and you fuckin' see a leprechaun, you shoot that motherfuckin' thing, you kill that dead, and put it down!" Dude! OMFG!! And I thought Denis Leary was funny! I was wrong! LOL!! XD
He is hilarious. Not even close to the Full House. If I had seen this as a kid watching Full House, I would have been stunned for life. LOL Bob Saget is the best
I never liked Bob Saget on Full House. To me, that character was just too cheesy for my liking. But, I saw this special on The Comedy Network, this past Saturday night and nearly pissed myself laughing. Totally changed my opinion about him!!
"I'll eat your dog and shine your shoes, fuck you!!" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
i constantly imagine him like thise on americas funniest home videos. he knew his career was over being like that so he resorted to vulgarity, cheap and easy surefire way for success these days
my do licked my balls! btw he is doing it right it now!
Ch4nduD0nn 3 weeks ago
i herd the assumption song
thekilla991 3 weeks ago
THAT WAS ALL ORIGINal gold
allanthemanmccann1 1 month ago
This video went viral on Kuwait City
guygallagher410 1 month ago
I LOVE BOB! I will never look at Danny Tanner the same way lol.
Augustchica814 1 month ago
Your video is a favorite on Sucre
dwinkinney37e 1 month ago
I'll bet he's got A.J.'s number
anagramroxas8998 2 months ago
fuckin brilliant bob. hilarious poo humor and... yes i said and... comedic music
gothguitarist666 2 months ago
@gothguitarist666 mmhmm
MeowcatBissy 2 months ago
Poor Jared. lol
george4ever26101 5 months ago
lmfao jared my bitch
JRockKush 5 months ago
"Irish Spring."
ruuuuudiii 5 months ago
poor jared lol
Cirrex 6 months ago
my only issue with that was that david coullier was dating allanis morrisett at the time. not gay but id believe bi
viggophiliac 6 months ago
5 stars
aiecis 6 months ago
Seeing how he took Jerid saying he wanted to hear the Aristocrat joke into an improv direction just shows how naturally funny he is.
kingdavecako 7 months ago
01:53 "I'll put $2 million dollars right on the table right now, for a leprechaun to be fuckin' Shmeegle, and ET and fuckin' Jared on the bottom of the pile. TWO, FUCKIN', MILLION. Make that happen, we will all get off, high. What?"
Brilliant! Fantastic when a comedian ties jokes from earlier in the set back into the set.
toddh1988 7 months ago
@toddh1988 oh yeah, briliant...haha.
chrisis138 3 months ago
thanks to jared my bitch
bethewater51 8 months ago
summer sexual lol
sidistiq79 8 months ago
I need new pants.
MacaroniNinja11 8 months ago
I actually wonder sometimes, did get became like this after 8 years of family tv or if it was like this b4 that, how the FFFF did he get the danny tanner character?!?!?!?
Landorsie 9 months ago
@Landorsie He was like this before the show. Getting that part was like a huge joke itself.
camarogod93 7 months ago
Danny Tanner was not gay
esully1234 9 months ago
good god this is hilarious!
rachelhardy14 10 months ago
My dog licked my balls Lmfao.
This song is so funny my mom sings it.
greenAppleVodka 11 months ago
" oh i donno i just didn't like all the feces"
"oh the to little kids are so cute"
"dog ur fucking a dog dog"
MrYahya0101 11 months ago
His british accent is fucking spot on! "i don't know i didnt like all the faeces" :L
hammerfan4life 11 months ago
thats a fucking lepracon lmfaooo
channyboi1191 11 months ago
Bob Saget you rock my FUCKING world. I never thought that sentence would cum out of my mouth but there you have it. ;)
MistressArte 11 months ago
@MistressArte I bet it's not the first time cum came out of your mouth :D
bannedsk8r 11 months ago
2:30 is a great tune.
bagettistudios 1 year ago
- Sageeet!
- Dude.
sewixo 1 year ago
theyll eat your fucking dog.
AidenLS 1 year ago
KIMMY GIBLER GOT IT THIS WAAY!
germyfromirc 1 year ago
i just cock blocked your buddy.........ewww!
lmao
pfcbangin 1 year ago
He has definitely changed, but he is good though
SpartandudeChannel1 1 year ago
anyone know if there's a name for the song he's singing at 3 minutes?
habde 1 year ago
@habde old english folkes song.
asmussmoerhaar 1 year ago
I did not know Bob is a genius! Now I know.
KopaleKopale 1 year ago
I SEEN 'EM!!!
Capt6ByakuyaKuchiki 1 year ago
there was an old farmer who sat on a rock
stroking his whiskers and shaking his fists at his neighbors
who sat on their ricks teaching their children to play with
their kitestrings and marbles and the old days of yore
along came a lady who looked like a decent young lady
who walked like a duck. she said she discovered a new way
to bring up the children, to sew, and to knit
the boys in the stable were shoveling up contents of stables
left after the hunt...
minervx 1 year ago
10 people's dog didn't lick their balls.
vnom84 1 year ago
Yellow moons! Green clovers! Fuck you!
JamesOhGoodie 1 year ago
Respond to this video... could not stop laughing
streetfighter896 1 year ago
TELL ME WHYYY!! hahaha best song everrrr
Ballerboi17171234 1 year ago
I love the Dirty song thats not a Dirty song :D made me laugh harder than it should.
wowsux97 1 year ago
They r back they r street they r boys n they are men and they rock my fucken world
Mgs4ownshalo3 1 year ago
hahahaha they'll eat your fuckin dog.....they aint fuckin around.
that was priceless.
joes83 1 year ago
ahahahahha poor jared.
sandmonsta 1 year ago
the people that are hatin' on bob for this couldn't even BUY a sense of humor...
MrLovestruck81 1 year ago
hahaha , poor jared!!!!!! :D
anney0207 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hes fuckin retarded :D:D:D
0505330526 1 year ago
lol so thats where the assumption song came from
ColinTheRandomGuy 1 year ago
he's sooo funny! I said to my mom while watching this "Mom! I never knew Bob saget was such a hilarious potty mouth!" so my mom replied.
"Well, you werent supposed to, but now I guess you're old enough," =)
AzureReaDiAnna 1 year ago
lol kimmy was hot tho this stand up was funny
MillzThaLyricGod 1 year ago
there was an old farmer who sat on a rock stroking his whiskers while shaking his
fist at his neighbors who sat on their wricks teaching their children to play with their
kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore along came a lady who looked like a
decent young lady and walked like a duck said she discoved a new way to
bring up the children to sew and to knit the boys in the stables were shoveling
234234234mr 1 year ago
up contents of stables left after the hunt the carman was feeling a nice pice of
straw from the stables leaning the walls in came the deer maid to play with his
dog in the dariy where she did belong if you think this is dirty well your fuckin well wrong
234234234mr 1 year ago
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234234234mr 1 year ago
Ill eat yuor dog and shine your shoes. Fuck you! irish spring
lyricsman19990 1 year ago
@saintjimmy271 I totally agree bro!
TheGaffney1 1 year ago
That song in the beginning is also known as The Assumption Song. Great one. ^^
scathopius 1 year ago
Dont be fucking that shit kids.
redantidote 1 year ago
every one jump all over jared like he gives you free blow jobs and pudding
DASPAMKING1 1 year ago
"you kill that dead!" ^^
Roosterboii 1 year ago
They'll eat your fucking dog!
PoetikJust1ce 1 year ago
gang bang jared
thechicanogirl55 1 year ago
the lepracon bit was funny as fuck, lmmfao
PoetikJust1ce 1 year ago
N E 1 know the song at the end?
cheapsilverware 1 year ago
@cheapsilverware the assuption song
rrfflloorreess 1 year ago
Theyll Eat your fuckin dog but theyll shine your shoes thats a complete 180 lol
rrfflloorreess 1 year ago
hahaha gangbang jared. go ! ill wait lol
Skater6977 1 year ago
never knew he was this funny, man great stuff
Lollerlols 1 year ago
what is that song that sounds dirty but isn't?
hergy77 1 year ago
just the animal rights activists!
ToWDawG99247 1 year ago
2:30 to 3:15 someone saw the assumption song
jmjmjm97 1 year ago
Gangbang. Jared. Go.
lmfao
EatingChipz 1 year ago
they are back and they are street nd they are boys hahahaahaha fuckin great
rrfflloorreess 1 year ago
best stand up I ever seen
deadzior 1 year ago
@deadzior Then you've probably not seen many.
cupocity303 1 year ago
That is !
Bob Saget goes from -10 to +10.
Excellent
glas4000 1 year ago
2:50 to 3:15, genius
trinitotolueno 2 years ago
i ment 2:30 to 3:15
trinitotolueno 2 years ago
i saw jared fuck ET and Shmegal but ET was on bottom.... so ya......
AverageBloodLoss 2 years ago
my dog licked my balls. lol =)
matboy891 2 years ago
lmao, u really thought they were 3-4k, lmao people are so fuckin dumb. Saget rules
MrCraysac 2 years ago
Were the tickets really $3,000-$4,000? OMG; I've been to better comedy at cornel for $40. Not that this is bad; its great to see this guy play guitar.
phrostyone 2 years ago
@phrostyone They aren't really...
Magic4Real312 1 year ago
he is so awesome
xburk 2 years ago
hi da didly hi da do im a leprachen FUCK YOU
Ill eat your dogs and shine your shoes FUCK YOU irish spring
coloradocheetah2001 2 years ago
Sagalicious! Like how he gets on the crowd for laughing at his raunchy material.
isteemaen 2 years ago
Fucking gold, thanks for posting this, a definite buy on dvd to rewatch in full.
Geoshi 2 years ago
its another version of the assumption song
marrotun 2 years ago
I'll eat your dog, and shine your shoes!
Fuck you! Im a leprechaun!
ROFLMAO!!!
vocabularyspills 2 years ago
best part
sammadinah 2 years ago
heheh omg fucken funny :D
evilevilevil23 2 years ago
my god... can't stop laughing
vmoncayo 2 years ago 3
fucking funny!....
vmoncayo 2 years ago 2
dude, we get it, your smart, nobody gives a shit. he's funny, thats all that matters.
07Sethy 2 years ago 3
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he was such a stroke in the characters he was playing in most his career that he has that shock value to go the opposite and be vulgar and it works. Most of the material is only funny due to those circumstances.
crabbigail2007 2 years ago
NOPE. I never saw full house and I found this hilarious.
jerryhello100 2 years ago 2
what happened to danny tanner?!
...oh well, at least he's still hot.
07Sethy 2 years ago 2
he is so on somethin lol
musiclife099 2 years ago 2
ill eat your dog and shine your shoes fuck you ima leperocon
kekeboy97 2 years ago 6
@kekeboy97 Creative spelling of "Leprechaun"
wammyflammy 5 months ago
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Bob Saget could probably beat Jesus in a knife fight
He could definitely beat Jesus in a dick fight
Akerberus 2 years ago 13
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derkx45 2 years ago
LOL the song at 2:30
ekimnal 2 years ago
funny guys are so hot, go Bob Saget, u're the reason I started hating stand-up stuff haha ;D
Modelcola 2 years ago
i wish he smashed the guitar at the end
8loons 2 years ago 2
i wish someone smashed his face at the end.
karaann123 2 years ago
suck dick for coke!
danny tanner was not gay
rossdaflower 2 years ago
omg funny as shit
torquejx22 2 years ago 3
but kimmy gibbler got it ;) this wayyyy
rofllll
blademaster329 2 years ago 3
hahaha that aint right
TheDrumerGamer 2 years ago
I seen it!!
xxxlAngrygiraffe7 2 years ago
gang bang jared!!!!!! lolololol that was the fuckin funniest part!
combatwizard 2 years ago 3
The deception song but different
combatwizard 2 years ago
i was lost the entire show but it had me rolin.
killkill999flipside 2 years ago
At the start of the special, well, I was not really into it... I mean just at the mention of his name: Full House guy comes to mind.
BUT, I changed my view pretty damn quick- Saget is an excellent stand up comic and kept me laughing through all 5 parts.
PuppyPieces 2 years ago 2
My favorite part was when he played guitar. Those songs were platinum.
tarakos729000 2 years ago
THATS A FUCKIN LEPRECHAUN
Akash126 2 years ago 2
the whole show was shock comedy lol but it was still funny especially this part
fishguitar11 2 years ago
wasn't funny really, lol, but here i am watching it till the very end! haha idk, it was interesting to watch 'mr. tanner' dropping f-bombs. lol poor jared!
maichai13 2 years ago
That was pretty good!!
lilmike398 2 years ago
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KIMMY GIBBLER GOT IT THIS WAY!
Bob Saget is perhaps the funniest man alive. This whole special is just fucking gold.
saintjimmy273 2 years ago 8
@saintjimmy273 so fucking agree...i follow EVERY comedian that is worth a shit and i have NEVER laughed as much as I did at this shit!!! Wha wha wha wha wha Bobo Saget...Bob saget is my best friend....drive safe outa here, you guys can floor it..i Dont Care...any problems, stick a signal flare up your burnt asshole...can't hurt it, it's all tarnished and ruined...sorry dude, I just cock blocked you're buddy...
imchilean 1 year ago
They rock my fuckin' world
hahah, he IS the greatest(:
EmilyFreds 2 years ago
He spent the while time ranting but the shit was funny all the same.
greatgmasta 2 years ago 4
ROFLMAAAAOOOOO
sang BSB! hahaahaha
nickieee 2 years ago
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mrkochalka 2 years ago
lmfao, i remember that backstreet boys song back in 1st grade. im in 11th now
pureindian407 2 years ago
Same.
gamefreak12321 2 years ago
Fuckin" Jared...
WeedGreenPowerRanger 2 years ago 3
what song is it parodying from 7:29 - 9:42
i want to hear the original
BOB SAGET IS THE BEST
12169413 2 years ago 2
"I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
ChrisRedfield 2 years ago
KIMMY GIBLER GOT IT THAT WAY!
MandM428823 2 years ago
i want the Old English Folk Song on my phone.
go8smosh 2 years ago 3
lol, me2 xD
asmussmoerhaar 2 years ago
It's also called the assumption song. It's a lil bit different, but it's still funny.
Alytoner 2 years ago
BOB SAGET
TheCombativeObjector 2 years ago
"i seen 'em" lmfao
pervdaddy77 2 years ago 2
2:30
I was practically laughing the whole time! :P
Preevyew 2 years ago
you are the man saget.....danny tanner may have been gay
green49285 2 years ago
thatt english folk song that he sang is fucking hilarious
you can see a video about it on youtube
its called the assumption song
its hilarious
bigboobGG 2 years ago 2
No matter how down I feel, this guy really brightens the day like, a fuckload.
Thx a million for these uploads.
Commander1992 2 years ago 3
From 0:48 - 0:52 and from 0:57 - 1:00, I REALLY want a Ringtone of that.
yatagarasean 2 years ago
Fucking a! xD
TheDouglasWay 2 years ago
Bob Saget's fucking hilarious!
RedTrainerCo 2 years ago
ROFLMAO
AceflameX 2 years ago
that rhyme song was hilarious!!!
WannabeG00D 2 years ago
Ha, ha " You can floor it I don't give a shit"
Awesome I never knew Bob Saget was this funny <3
AlexandertheUNKIND 2 years ago 7
Bob Saget is a boss. He's hilarious. I love him lots..
Tyforthefish 2 years ago 5
word
Kazangsta 2 years ago
I love Saget, I swear to god, I'll never know that was him in here, if I only saw Full House.
danecook321 2 years ago 5
wow... amazing... best comedian ever o_o
asmussmoerhaar 2 years ago 7
hell yaaaaaa
pwrofarcane 2 years ago 2
2:00 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ktsjr15 2 years ago
lmfaooooooooooooooo saget's actually so jkssssss
metallijax 2 years ago
i didnt know bob saget was funny lol i always thought he was a dork
smoketunes 2 years ago 3
Alright just the women,
"my dog licked my balls!"
Youoftube1 2 years ago 4
What the fuck Bob Saget?
I fucking lol'd
SunnyPagan 2 years ago
"I would put down $2 million......"
RabidSpatulaPaul 2 years ago
"If you go outside when you leave here tonight, and you fuckin' see a leprechaun, you shoot that motherfuckin' thing, you kill that dead, and put it down!" Dude! OMFG!! And I thought Denis Leary was funny! I was wrong! LOL!! XD
babygiraffe123 2 years ago 3
He is hilarious. Not even close to the Full House. If I had seen this as a kid watching Full House, I would have been stunned for life. LOL Bob Saget is the best
drewsamuels 2 years ago 2
they'll eat your fucking dog, they aren't fucking around. and they'll shine your shoes, a complete 180
rexfactor69 2 years ago 2
from 2:30-3:15 is my fav part = D
flamezdude 2 years ago 4
I never liked Bob Saget on Full House. To me, that character was just too cheesy for my liking. But, I saw this special on The Comedy Network, this past Saturday night and nearly pissed myself laughing. Totally changed my opinion about him!!
"I'll eat your dog and shine your shoes, fuck you!!" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
babygiraffe123 2 years ago
lol
Mike220111 2 years ago
that song is just changed words from "Ebay" by weird al
night6254 2 years ago
Ebay by Weird Al is just changed words from that song by the Backstreet Boys..
What's your point?
Robby771 2 years ago
It's a combination of that and the 'which backstreet boy is gay' song parody.. so he combined two pre-existing song parodies.. ^_^'
KairuHakubi 2 years ago 2
Well put Robby771 !!
ecridislover 2 years ago
Genius.
ThatHawaiiGuy 2 years ago
i constantly imagine him like thise on americas funniest home videos. he knew his career was over being like that so he resorted to vulgarity, cheap and easy surefire way for success these days
namitsu1 2 years ago