Carlos Mencia - Not For The Easily Offended Part 5

[izzylolz27]

russia just used the pencil. LMFAO i <3 carlos

[tharindupremaratne]

5:06

[Changoleon1100]

Baboso there is gravity in space. There's no such thing as zero gravity in space .. Your just free falling that's why you float.. Pendejo

[eddson11]

@Changoleon1100 Yeah thats why all the galaxies,stars and planets fall into eachother constantly

[fangopango]

@3:42 in 1492 we had king henry tudor

[xTechnoDJx]

"We can't drop bombs there, that wouldn't be nice." That killed me. ^.^

[francescothe1]

actually the best people do stay in their own countries , cause they dont need to go begging around in other countries for their leftovers, for the jobs nobody want.

[jj11juan]

people that have a degree dont go, DING, excuse me fries ready, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[max99287]

We got the fast mother fucker!!!!!!!

[TheRaymond1245]

Lol he is so fucking funny

[2azfeWeb]

"Because you're fuckin' McSTUPID!"....I love his retarded accent.

[foongU]

Haahahahahahahahahahahaha! He killed it on da azns! Lol!fuckin hilarious! His Asian expression was hilarious. It was like when he was talkin like a white person I imagined a school n shit! N when da azn came I imagined it got dark and camera zooms up slowly and clouds of smoke behind him! And hella loud speaker! Buhahahaha...

[myelite100]

white tiger

[ElvishClaric]

love his british accent!

[SuperAdamBaxter]

lol mencia is a retard..only in america he could be a comedians to all that dumb asses..

if america is the best then why they have 15 trillion dollars debt?

[kooteo]

Asian bit bout behind a kar,,,priiiiiceless

[bigredphenom]

Asians little dicks, little eyes, little cars, little phones. But yes they are pretty goddamn useful

[DarkRezo]

xD epic

Ink format ! I bet they had tuxedo and a badass tie under the scafander xD

[jeorgestow]

wwwuniversitydelavergacom lmfao!!



[kristianottesen]

STOP TELLING FACTS. THIS AINT A FCKIN CLASS. ITS COMEDY. OFC IT IS BULLSHIT. HE TRIES 2 BE FUNNY NOT SMART. SO GTFO U IDIOTS.

[ThaBaconatorr12349]

@ChodeBlockHighway00: You're a fucking idiot. I don't know who you learned history from, but Africans sold eachother because white people promised them goods and foods and other such bullshit. Study up, young grasshopper, then come back and lecture people.

[develeto21]

The geometry killed me! I died of laughter!

[ChodeBlockHighway00]

wow carlos is such a fucking dumbass. blacks in africa didnt sell blacks because they HAD to, they sold them because if they didnt they would be killed. the blacks in africa were slaves too, yes, but the reason it was so fucked up is because of how the americans treated africans once they went to america, and the poor living conditions. the blacks in africa werent treated like that.

[FractalDistortion]

@ChodeBlockHighway00 So you learn history from a comedian? Dumbass.

[ChodeBlockHighway00]

@FractalDistortion dude kill youself. i was contradicting everything this spick fucker said, dumb cunt.

[ChodeBlockHighway00]

not for the easily offended? fuck you motherfucking bitch. lol.

[TheCross72]

Why did we spend 30,000,000 bucks on a pen? Cuz that's how we roll!!!!

[Th3Ro4ch]

@TheCross72 well, you owe half of your country's worth to chinamen, that's how you roll =D

[TheCross72]

@Th3Ro4ch lol hell yeah!

[MissImprobable]

I just wish the white tiger would rawr fucking eat u xD

[JesusFishJ35U5F15H]

Russia isn't smarter for using a pencil they're just lazy. America... FUCK YEAH!

[503leafy]

@JesusFishJ35U5F15H Who hates pencils now?

[BR3NDAXOXO]

OMG i freakin love Carlos hes so funny and for all the people sayin hes misinformed just LAUGH its called poetic license!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mariotime87]

fuckin russians and their pencils

[taytay4rmdabay85]

his english accent his hilarious! i love all of his voices! hahaha he's so damn funny

[Jenkkimie]

Yea but without europeans there wouldn't be americans like you these days

[yoshieboy123]

degree

[Collector1979]

Best Mexicans DO live in MEXICO.

[krayzeejojo]

LOL Asian kryptonite hahahahaha

[Meriposa1]

wow we americans seem pretty fuckin stupid if we used 30 million dollars for "a pen"...

[RosieEbony]

"How come I have to work at McDonald's?"

"Because your fucking McStupid."

Lmao! XD

[KrOnIzSickWidIt]

"IFA U COME HOME WIF REPORT CARD WITH 1 B IEE KIRRLLL UUUU" LMAO

[rappatopoulos]

how do u knw if its the brake or the crotch o it keepa goin lika this... rotfl priceless

[danmory23]

LMAO!!! @ 3:30

[localnation]

what random bullshit. Fucking humor based on stupid stereotyping sucks ass. Fuck Carlos. He sucks. 

[zzzICERzzz]

@localnation then don't watch, simple gtfo

[USRanger94]

Hpw are the russians smarter for using the pencil?

[BlaineDeschain]

This guy is really fucking stupid a lot of the time. Mildly funny, but fucking hell, so misinformed.

[tacocateyes]

the only true ppl who rnt imagrints r native americans woop woop

[aisicakes]

do more russian jokes!! i feel left out

[ElThrash1]

The richest man in the world is Mexican... Not an "American" Sorry dude...

[Martinx88813]

If you come home with report card with one B I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

[1600hawk]

Not Funyyyy at alllllllllllllllllllllllll

[thestalkerman123]

Gabriel Iglesias is better

[ghost245353]

How can you NOT make fun of America for "investing" $30 million for a zero-gravity pen when pencils were readily available?

[ItheSwick]

@ghost245353 Because America is wealthy enough to pay 30 million for a pen because they want to be the best... And they are.

[Garganishz]

@ItheSwick We are so wealthy, we have an insane amount of debt.

[blick1986]

God, don't even point out the USA in the WW2.

[323pikachu]

@TheManicmetropolis nice

[323pikachu]

@TheManicmetropolis someones offended? and i dont really care if she did it made me laugh and it made my day =D

[TheVoid47]

White people were in England going "fuck this place I don't like it here no more" ha ha had me rolling for a good 5 minutes.

[323pikachu]

this one girl in my class was crying because she got a b- in the class which was spanish class and she started crying XD that shit made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!

[MarnyCromwell09]

I love that he got the inter-changeable r's and L's in the Japanese accent right. Not many would do that. I love Carlos.

[emari45]

its amazing how he can change his voice to match the races

[biokittie]

" this is the first day of school "

" The most important day of your life"

" if you come home with report card with one B "

" I KEEL YOUUU"

[BorntoPerish1]

I've never watched anyone funnier than this! Mencia rocks, I miss his show on comedy central.

[skeptic025]

joooooke theif!!!! blatant plagiarist

[Rockguitarhero462]

"fuck this place, i don't like it here no more." hahhhaaa

[jesusnavarret]

it is not you can get one online YOU TYPE IN W W W DOT UNIVERSITY DE LA VERGA DOT COM AND get a fucking degree hahaha....

[yourbaby2347]

yessssso true everyone forrget where they came from!!!!!

[sedmink]

this is the first day of school!! the most important day of your lifeeeee.....

[Anonomys246]

Now Africa is full of AIDS, Poverty, Disease and civil wars.

[rsxslayer]

"crutch" HAHA

[TheOriginalSourBanan]

lol still find russians smarter for using pencil

[mgwash13]

@TheOriginalSourBanan the problem was sharpening, and the peaces flowting arround in zero gravity, for example if the tip fell off and all the little dust that a pencil makes when you write.....it damaged the extremely sensitive equiplent. The zero gravity pen is now universal for space programmes

[panzerkiller13]

@TheOriginalSourBanan But how successful was their space shuttle program? :) Look at what we have become by going that little extra!

[921945]

@TheOriginalSourBanan

You do realize that's a very old myth right?

[sashakid]

@TheOriginalSourBanan true bullshit about standarts....

[Ir0nF1st924]

haha McStupid

[Ir0nF1st924]

America? Standards? What standards?

[JRickyboyz]

asian girl comes home from school with report card and shows her dad.... her dad is like waht tha fack! a c!!!! we no c-sains! we no b-sains! we a-sain!!!

[lane821]

oh shit he does a good british impression

[AriJustAri]

did he just make Russia look pussy-like? dayum. never thought that could actually be possible.

[RedxLilxSleepy]

ASIANS - this is the first day of school the most important day of your life if you come home with report card with one b I KILL YOUUU!!

LMFAO (thubms up this)

[LoChAnBaBo]

Can someone explain the geography joke?

[babydru]

@LoChAnBaBo Wow! FAIL!

[Ayla8711]

43 people didn't get the geography joke

[240sk]

why do i have to work at mcdonalds? because u are McStupid!! ahaha too funny

[61alejo61]

this guy isnt funny

[1classicalxteddy8]

What do we do?

Use a pencil

Go asains!

[1classicalxteddy8]

What do we do?

Use a pencil

[starshine94]

Some of you are fucking stupid and I wish that a white tiger would just -RAWRRR- Fucking eat you.

[Markozas]

I love his retarded accent! Thumbs up if you agree :)

[denzelsnipes69]

I'm a black man and I just replayed Mencia's comment about blacks from 4:30 - 5:40 because I've never heard a comedian explain such a troubling part of our history so well. Great job, Carlos!

[uros150]

whats carlos' IQ?

[nizepart0519]

He's funny but I really don't know where he got the Asians can't drive joke since Asians invented drifting. Asians pretty much anyone in street racing.

[kuru2k9]

@nizepart0519 Yes, but keep in mind that NA was the first race to ever invent the car. In the US (I am canadian, so fuck them), the steering wheel is on the left-side. Where as in asia, most steering-wheels are on the right. Thus, I can fully understand why its hard for an asian to drive :).

I laugh at the joke becuase it's so true :), but its not because they are asian, but rather a matter of studying certain mechanics.

Also, asian-english translation = shitty litteacy on the US's part :).

[5jorgelk4life5]

@kuru2k9 asians arnt the only one with the steering wheel on the right side dont forget about all of fucking Europe so they really have no excuse for not knowing how to drive.

[daddyoyou2]

@5jorgelk4life5 omg are you retarded or do you do it on purpose?

in the whole of europe only the people in GB have the steering wheel on the right. of the asians only the japanese, indonesians and some other small countries do ... the main part of Asia drives with steering wheel on the left.

Stop trying to act like a know-it-all when you're an idiot dumbass

[5jorgelk4life5]

@daddyoyou2 obviously u trying to bee one too kid, like who gives a fuck? haha i can clearly see ur live is here on youtube, mr, ima insult people on youtbe, cause im to much of a fucking pussy to do so in real life, stop coming to youtube trying to act smart n tough talkn ur hot shit, like u sum big shot, if u gone make apoint fine so b it u have all the right to do so but is it necessary to try to insult n put down haha, u prob a fat fuck blob, in need of attention, ur the ignorant kid.

[5jorgelk4life5]

@nizepart0519 lol thats 2 big dif things driving is onethign n racing is another yes u may think u should b able to do both if ur good at one but each one has its own tricks etc.. lol

[borregordo83]

I really like this fucker, the only thing i dont like i when he refers to america to the U.S.A. you see america is a fucking continent....so next time say just united states!

[5jorgelk4life5]

@borregordo83 no america is no continent, now North America and South America are continents America is the word the whole world uses when they refer to U.S.A. which is the United States of America, cause if people just say the united states then they can also b refering to Mexico since in reality they are the united states of Mexico dont believe me do sum research, they are states there. so there for using America is actually a right term for U.S.A.

[xXDayveyannaXx]

omfg EPIC i was literally diein

[BubbleRayable]

the more i watch this guy the more i realize how stupid america is.....

[DocWito]

lol least europe got better targeting systems xD not really into bombing ourselves or our allies. an old french lady once told me that during the war when the americans bombed over france they did it far from above hiding behind the clouds....the british came so close to make sure they got the job done right that she could actually see the faces of the pilots going past....list goes on and on. thats the differance ;/

[ItheSwick]

@DocWito How can someone from England suck SO MUCH at ENGLISH.

If you want me to take you and the country we RAPED down to 1\6th it's original size seriously, use your language properly first.

[DocWito]

@ItheSwick im not english firstly....but anywayz....thats all you got to say after i given you first hand experiance from somebody who was actually there at the war? take a second to think about what u saying and what i wrote.

[5jorgelk4life5]

@DocWito that sows just how smart we are, who is stupid enough to go so low that u can get spoted by the enemy n give em a big fucking chance of killing you as well, its called stealth, we use stealth in a lot of missions to prevent our men from being killed in action, im ot saying that we dotn have great numbers of casualties in wars but it would b far grater if we flew that low when bombing the enemy, u got to think as a military strategist not an old french lady with no combat training.

[5jorgelk4life5]

@5jorgelk4life5 Shows not "sows" lol type-o

[slipknotspride]

america is a shit country if you take in everything they did

[InsaneamI]

@slipknotspride Dude, every country is a shit country if you take in everything they did. America is not the worst by far...

[ItheSwick]

@slipknotspride Somebody tripped running for the border

[lechner89]

hell no im russian nd i like this shit righthere :)

[MakDakProductions]

"This is the first day of schoor.The most importanta day of your rife.Ifa you come home with report cahd witha one B,I kirr you!"

"Now go.Be happy today."

[LiLmIzZyMiZz95]

we now kno why asian women go to black men XDDDD

[00SuperMaria00]

42 ppl r Russian.

[cercadol19]

he is rite FUCKING PUTOS

[chiikiita90]

does anyone remember when he puts the pantyhose over his head??

[dsakax]

@chiikiita90 watch?v=XsbsH50AYSE min 4, or search Carlos Mencia HBO Half Hour Special (part3)

[Fluxd678]

this dude should be hosting CNN.

[213kid]

why does he insult people's intelligence for not finding some of his jokes funny...maybe they just weren't funny...

[areyoukidding]

In Soviet Russia, pencils pwnz pens.

[XRelentlezzX]

"See because we've become the pussy country in America" Say whut o.e?? Maybe in the AMERICAS but just America?

[English2Elvish]

The Asian behind the wheel of a car was ripped off from Andrew Dice Clay...

[LossOfEternal]

I know the ansa! I know that! I know the ansa!

[thecagebirdsings]

I love his "british" accent!!! :DD

[koedel15]

haha I actually searched for "University de La Verga" just for fun

[koedel15]

haha I actually searched for "Uiversity de La Verga" just for fun

[zarbar2]

If he broke that microphone... he'd have to paaayyy.

[inckomparable17]

Carlos Carlos I dont know where things are in the world because i was never good at geometry lol

[Gonko100]

he is an idiot, but his energy is great.

[kittysroc33]

" we need to write in space what do we do? lets use a pencil. thts a good idea lets so it " LOL

[MrYomamatrick]

Fuck this place I don't like it here any more ...... This is bullshit fuck the queen

[geezybeezy420]

this is really a mexican/azte/incan/indian, all the same people! country! this is their country!!

[indigojp23]

IM so ripped and i started laughing so hard at the asian parents part HAhaHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHA

[Logstudent1988]

If he would actually know how the people in iraq lives every day..

he'll have a million jokes to throw and it's gonna be extremly funny.

[TQXPreturns]

some of u are fucking dumb and i wish the white tiger would just fucking eat u!

rrrrr!!!

[TheBlackie26]

i wish da white tiger wud RAWRRR!! and fuckin eat chu

[jo05dk]

He cracks me up:-)

[brenda323Effu]

Hilarious comedies say the truth.

[madcatmk12004]

we have the fast mothua fuckers

[devilsstanleycup09]

If you come home witrh report card with one B... I KILL YOU! Now go be happy today :D  LMAO

[azte245]

harsh but its true

[maltelundell]

"the best white people do not live in Europe". I'm afraid that's just not true. I dare anyone to prove me wrong.

[animerules4346]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[liltomhcore]

yh soo all u in the usa take note of who made you

[powl1337]

"you will like 90% of the jokes but one will insult you" it's so true

[darkblaze568]

dis is the first day of skool the most importanta day of ur rife if u com home with 1 b i kirr u

[xxcsyannaxx]

volumesofdoom we people just want more. we never settle for less. you work at a fast food restaurant and live with your mom and thats fine its never wrong in wanting more.

[edenuch]

In an English accent: "Fuck this place, we don't like it here no more."

[Kimmis1990]

the joke about asians is so f ing true LOL!!!

[Bones741]

the Russians just used a pencil LOL

[BUICK925]

@Bones741

hey

it is the truth and he speaks the truth

that is why i respect him

[Volumesofdoom]

I'm 34 and I work at a fast food restaurant, I flip burgers, mop dining room, trash etc. I have no shame in that. A job is a job and a career is still a job. Making fun of people who have a job of any kind and getting a paycheck is stupid. Een though I live with my mom, I have personal responsibilities: paying off my car, paying off credit card.

[somerbimusica]

"the best Mexicans do not live in Mexico, they are the lazy ones" jaja I like Mencia but he failed in this one, USA has the non-educated dumb illiterate Mexicans, the ones we stay in Mexico we have careers and masters, we are engineers & doctors & lawyers, we don't need USA's jobs.

[lordofthekings014]

@somerbimusica yo that ain't completely right either. Plenty of Mexicans in the U.S. are literrate, succesful, and for the racists, legal tax payers. the only ones I know are stupid and illiterate are criminals/drug dealers and wannabe cholos who hang out on their porch all day drinking Coronas and talking shit about others.

[somerbimusica]

@lordofthekings014 Ok you are right, not all the mexicans, but u got the point.

[KING1813]

@somerbimusica i bet if we put you ass over here you would be illiterate too bitch. you are an ignorant mothafucker. haha burn in hell. Mexicans over here are better than your bitch asses. We work harder and are stronger than you. I'm Mexican-American and PROUD of it. So suck my Spanglish speaking dick hahahah

[somerbimusica]

@KING1813 By cursing, getting angry and offensive you just proved my theory one-more-time son, anyway, I guess you enjoy being like that, so serve yourself.

[KING1813]

@somerbimusica well "son" everyone cusses... haha big deal. does chupa mi verga work for you? you know, to prove your little theory?? goodbye, whiteboy.

[somerbimusica]

@KING1813 goodbye prieto jodido, enjoy being the shit of both countries.

[marksman121]

"if you come home with report card with one b, I KIER YOU!!!" haha the best part XD

[MakeSensePlz]

i wanna kill this motherfucker

[TomsFriendKake]

The story of the 30mil space pen is an urban legend. The truth is Fisher Pens developed the space pen independently as a good writing instrument for all kinds of surfaces in order to meet many different companies needs, and NASA happened to be a customer, paying $2.00 per pen in 1970. Furthermore, regular felt tip pens do work in space as well as grease pencils, which is what the Russians used because regular pencil tips can break off and get lodged into instrument panels, and are flammable.

[wanshei]

ROLLIN ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR LAUGHING - THIS MUTHA IS STOOOPID FUNNY!

[xxcowsxx]

AMERICA SPENT 30 MILLION DOLLARS ON A PEN THAT WRIGHTS IN ZERO GRAVITY. RUSSIA JUST USED PENCIL LMAOO

[jiwbink]

you gonna get an a pruush!!!

[silver822]

Lmfaooo.

ASIAN KRYPTONITE?