Assassin's Creed Revelations - Minstrels' Songs

[9breakerODST]

A minstrel's song I heard them say

Brings maidens by the score

But luck deserts me when I play

They hasten to the door

[LAGUEp666]

Ezio's were deffinitely the best

[rjhogan07]

Lets hear it for bullshiting people in a foreign language, in SONG no less!

[Jadelezable]

Ezio: >:( ONE NIGHT! ONE. MISSION. And the bad tunes I sang are suddenly all over the place! I DISLIKE!

[FuntomKittenGrell]

@Jadelezable

They weren't bad, Ezio! I liked them :D

[MurasakiHIME16]

Best part of the game EVER.

These songs should be part of the official OST.

[itachiluver397]

Oops, I said that, like, five times. YouTube wasn't letting me post, but I guess it remembered later -_-

[Sanguiluna]

The song about him singing in Italian just makes the entire mission even more hilarious, because then you realize the civilians have no idea what the fuck he's saying and that he's just bullshitting his way through with these lyrics and they probably think he's serenading them or something.

[tayumaru]

Young Cesare i heard him say

could not be killed by man... then he took an arrow in the knee...

[SteinbrecherBack]

@tayumaru Seriously, when will you people realise you're just annoying everyone when using that retarded reference already...

[tayumaru]

@SteinbrecherBack i used to be a douche on youtube... then i took an arrow in the knee.

[SteinbrecherBack]

@tayumaru No, you're actually more of a douche than you ever were before... but I guess you can't be blamed, what with your father being your brother...

[tayumaru]

@SteinbrecherBack i used to insult people... then i took an arrow in the knee

[SteinbrecherBack]

@tayumaru So "I used to be a troll... then I became a giant dick that can't even get to second base in computer games" is what you're saying about yourself.

[tayumaru]

@SteinbrecherBack i used to take an arrow in the knee for everything i did... then i took an arrow somewhere else.

[SteinbrecherBack]

@tayumaru Yes, I can very easily believe you were dumb enough to let someone fire something into your private parts. Then again, that dude must have had some skill, what with your tiny, almost non-existent dick...

[tayumaru]

@SteinbrecherBack i used to "...." ... then i took an arrow in the knee

[Ondori412]

Beware the girls of roma, lest fire you wish to pee..

lmao

[jaca6614]

Oh, the beauties of Firenze could melt a heart, you'll see,

Beware the girls of Roma, lest fire you wish to pee.

XD

[Rokudaimedono]

Awesome! ^^ I'd put up the lyrics for all the 20 songs that Ezio sings in this game, for everyone's enjoyment, but I can't since Youtube only allows a maximum of 500 letters in the comments.

[GortosXtreme]

@Rokudaimedono Then use several comments, what is stopping you? I can't write them down, English is not my native tongue and I understand half of the lyrics at best.

[Rokudaimedono]

@GortosXtreme Fair enough. There is one of them where I can't make out the last verse though, so if anyone could help me with that one, that would be nice. I'l save it for last though. Songs to come in following posts:

[Rokudaimedono]

4. Fair Lucrezia could not sate her appetite for lovers. But I suspect she would be fine, with two or three more brothers. 5. Oooh, the beauties of Firenze, can melt a heart you'l see. Beware the girls of Roma, lest fire you wish to pee. 6. Vierio Vieri, yes he of Pazzi fame, was just as mad as his old man, and ended just the same.

[Rokudaimedono]

7. Proud Romania's iron lady, a rose of tempered steel, could raise the ardor of a corpse, and teach a stone to feel. 8. Young Cesare I heard him say, could not be killed by man. So I tossed him through the air, to see where he might land. 9. I am a tactless minstrel, I sing off key for coins. If you spot me in the streets, please kick me in the loins.

[Rokudaimedono]

10. To judge a lady's character, not well her company. If you should wish to see mesage, come spend the night, with me. 11. No-one understands my plight, the life of a musician. Singing for impatient men, a terminal condition. 12. Before Rodrigo was the Pope, he was a man of vises. And once he gained the holy sea, he raised his vises' prices.

[Rokudaimedono]

13. Venezia's grim Doche, a fierce and evil man, was just a trifle red of face, when I upset his plan. 14. I siiing in Italiano, you understand no word. But, my Greek is nonexistent, and my Turkish, is absurd. 15. I can't believe I stand here, and siiing my time awaste. But you who sit and smile at me, sincerely, have no taste.

[Rokudaimedono]

16. The things I do, to save the world, surprise me time to time. Like learning how to play the lute, and making these words rhyme. 17. I will sing in praise of children, I will tune in praise of dames. I will chant in praise of mighty men, when I recall their names. 18. Cesare, oh Cesare, a man of great depravity. Believed himself immortal 'til, he had a date, with gravity.

[Rokudaimedono]

19. A minstrel's song I've heard them say,

brings maidens by the score.

But luck deserts me when I play,

they hasten to the door.

And then finally there's this last one, where I can't make out the last verse, sorry:

20. Konstantinyye, I beg you,

let Byzantium endure.

Constantin's corpse would turn,

(and the I can't make out this last verse).

Phew! That took a little while. Don't think I'l be doing something like that again...

[itachiluver397]

@Rokudaimedono I think it's "And not-'stanbul' the cure"? Except that sounds strange. The only explanation I could have for that to be a possible final line is if he's referring to how there are other names for Istanbul that end "-anbul" like Stambul and Islambol, though I am (most likely) wrong; It IS very difficult to hear and understand with that particularly loud chord sounding right at that word. Hopefully, I'm close.

[Lalune350z]

2:17 THE BEST SONG!!! :)

[classicZOSO]

Young Cesare! I heard him say, he could not be killed by man! So I tossed him through the air to see where he might laaaaand!

Im a practised minstrel, I sing for keep or coins, if you spot me in the street please kick me in the loins!

[NadineLuvs]

If you spot me in de streets, please kick me in de loins

LOL

[Photoculture183]

I used to play lute like you, then I took kick in the loins.

[subject18blueknight]

I remember killing two or three of these guys in ACII oh the memories!

[AtoliHydra]

best funny moments in a video game I've seen in yearsXD

[tfey88]

One is missing. Thumbs up so people could read it

Cesare oh Cesare a man of great depravity. He thought himself immortal until he had a date with gravity.

[Cherrychan88]

@tfey88 OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS xD

[Corangar1]

it's "Lucrezia could not SATE..." btw ;)

[PianoDisneygal10]

I like the one about Duccio, Cesare, and Lucrezia. ;)

[N00dleMeister]

"Ooooh the beauties of Firenze, can melt a heart you'll see!

Beware the girls of Roma, lest you fire wish to pee (!?)"

xD

[foxboro27]

Is this every song Ezio sings?

[Darkstorm1171]

@foxboro27

There are a few songs he missed like one with Cesare having a date with gravity,

[OlEgSaS32]

ezio is a fucking riot!!!!!!! XD i was brought to tears

[jeffri8]

Only Ezio's

[fife007]

hahaha I was laughing my ass off when I was playing sequence 4!

[igotnoideaforaname]

Ezio Auditore = angelic voice

[Sonic10121]

"I sing in Italiano

you understand no word

but, my Greek non-existant

and my Turkish is absurd"

Lol

[Biklingchan85]

"I am a tagless [?] minstrel, I sing off-key for coins,

If you see me in the streets, please kick me in the loins."

I loled. XDXDXD

[Shucksification]

@Biklingchan85 Tactless?

[Biklingchan85]

@Shucksification Yeah I saw that in another comment after I posted that comment, so I couldn't correct it. :P Tactless does sound like a more logical fit. :)

[heavygamer93]

Roger Craig Smith should consider music as something optional besides voice acting.

[LeriaCossato]

"The things I do to save the world,

Surprise me time to time,

Like learning how to play the lute,

And making these words rhyme."

xD

[Baboosi1]

I'm proud (and maybe just a touch embarrassed with myself) to say I was emitting genuine chuckles listening to these...standing around. Wearing that ridiculous outfit I'm so used to murdering people for wearing... Dinosaur Walking about, entertaining rich folk with exciting tales of Borgia debauchery, Venetian Doges, and how much we all hate Duccio & Vieri...

Good times, eh Assassins?

P.S. Ma cosa?! Shoot! SHOOT THE SERENADING DEMON!!1

[DisasterOnline]

God was I laughing at the top of my lungs when I heard Ezio singing, and listening to the lyrics! xD

[KyokoFujita]

"Cesare, O Cesare...a man of great depravity...believed himself immortal till he had a date with gravity..."

xD I f**king love you, Ezio Auditore. ♥♥

[Ins0mniacGamer]

how about Assassin's Fable: Revelations?

[shuriken05]

"Your Ceasare

I heard him say, he couldn't be killed by man.

So I tossed him in to the air,

to see where he might land."

That's might favourite one, lmao.

[Earthy1234]

Ohh I see sorry! I couldn't make out what he was saying! Funny song though

[avakstone]

There was once a man named Duccio. A rat with lecher's taste. Whenever he would show himself. My fist would find his face.

Young Cesare I heard him say he could not be killed by man. So I tossed him into the air to see where he might land.

I am a tactless minstrel, I sing off-key for coins, If you see me in the street,

Please kick me in the loins

Ezio: the master of singing!!!!

[DonutCrossing]

You have no idea how hard I laughed during this game-play. I think I wasted 15 minutes just playing through his songs. :DD

[KyokoFujita]

@DonutCrossing

Oh GOD, me too! xD Unfortunately, I had to play the memory again because I was wearing Desmond's outfit after finishing his memories. ^^;

I CRIED WHEN I SAW EZIO'S TIGHTS.. TTwTT

[DonutCrossing]

@KyokoFujita

Aaaah! I can't handle it! lol

[KyokoFujita]

@DonutCrossing

Me neither! I just *feels* weird looking at him wearing those....tights... O///////o

[DonutCrossing]

@KyokoFujita

Bahahha! There are just those things you can't... UN-SEE..

[kilroy8989]

2:29 i think is the best one

[PinoyKun32]

5:29

Did Ezio just break the fourth wall?

[PinoyKun32]

Did Ezio just diss his sister's girls?

[GSSAGE7]

@PinoyKun32 Well, it's not like she's there to hear him.

[Assaultwarfare]

sorry minstrel, but ezio is a better singer

[DaisukeOchida88]

Thank you very much for the upload. 

[Earthy1234]

"Lucrezia could save (or state) the apetite for lovers, but i suspect she would be fine with 2 or 3 more brothers" hilariously disgusting!!

Ezio got one sexy voice

[gamegyro56]

@Earthy1234 He said "sate," not "save" or "state." It means satisfy. Those don't even make sense.

[Ouroburos14]

@Earthy1234 "Lucrezia could not sate-" is how it went. And damn right, this is my favorite part of Revelations XD

[subgeta07]

@Earthy1234 sate-- to be content with. :P

[Shucksification]

@Earthy1234 Sate.

[RedIntricacy]

@Earthy1234 I think it's "sate".

[Earthy1234]

@RedIntricacy Yo ! i get it ! its "sate"

[ShellyFayeXoO]

This is the sexiest thing ive listened to ever!

[MujtabaKhan96]

X Factor just found there winner

[Chariflame]

Ezio, you have the most beautiful voice.

[sSOPHOo]

:D:D:D good job Roger Craig Smith

[antony1397]

Lol gotta love the references :P