as tempting as it is to simply right a quote from one of the units I almost cried right now that I found out these "command and conquer generals 2" comments aren't actually trolls. lets just hope BioWare can make something comparably fun to the first ones
@honkernoodles2 He doesn't, it's a mashup of something Townes said and something a character from a famous Bioware game said. Google "I'm Commander Shepard"
My brothers prepare yourselves this 2013. The GLA will rise again but expect massive attacks from our oppressors not only the Americans and Chinese are joining this war but Intel has a snapshot of a rumored new faction from the European Union. But don't let those infidels fear you for we are strong and our cause is righteous our will is strong and nothing can stop as we will liberate the world again so AK 47's FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Command and Conquer Generals 2 is confirmed prepare yourselves
toxin tractor: i have something to share with you! red guard: what is it fruit? toxin tractor: no. red guard: is it cake? toxin tractor: what!!!!?? NO!!!! its fruit cake pie! red guard: yay! i'll have some! toxin tractor okay then come and GET IT!! red guard: ahh dishnozle. toxin tractor: anthrax is good for you!!!!!
The might of China falls upon you!!!! jackie chan: they cannot destroy china!!! rebel: screw you! jackie chan: you don't have a screw, i screw your mom!
@ermanay11 True. I've noticed that in the entire campaigns, the words "Muslim", "Islam", and "Islamic" are not mentioned at all. And the fact that they're most likely Muslims is quite downplayed. Although their symbol does have a crescent moon in it.
@raakone so what does the GLA want in the end considering they don't include any Islam activities? The entire Liberation of the Middle East? To Conquer Europe? or the the obvious but oblivious way World Domination? (It would take alot of years or decades or a century for them to rule the world) hence there name "Global Liberation Army"
@Smash123458769 absolutely, its from that part in the original command and conquer when kane goes into the internet and checks how many views his tetris lets play had...
Anjem choudary and his new group muslims against crusades (MAC) has pledged to bring Sharia law (stonings and beheadings) to british cities. Several cities already practice Sharia and are predicted to declare independance as Islamic Emirates soon , Choudary stated.
freedom fighters away! grrrr our day will come genreal i am your newest genral hehe i am genral poison >:] you wont be sorry *five minutes later* *chinese soldiers shout* ahh help us china *me* it is to late! haha
11 people are from the Empire of the Rising Sun GLA dosen't like imperialism spray a toxin on Emperor Yoshiro!(I know they are not from Generals but RA3 but I hate the way they act so much strict discipline and honor still like their units)
@kingoniranger Could you imagine if a game was developed that encompassed all known Command and Conquer factions? Picture it: The Empire of the Rising Sun vs. The GLA vs. the GDI, et al! The question then is... who would be victorious?
@SW3Ishida Obviously the Brotherhood of Nod.Their covert operations would bring everyone to collapse.The soviets would ally with Nod and fight against GDI
PERFECT SONG, VIDEO AND UNITS, What can I say? Overlord tanks? Yeah right, Jarmen Kell and the Hijackers go Car Shopping every day. Cheap units, but effective, simply wowsome.
@Chedzofreak nah, they're too slow, or go with the other hilarious, but strong unit (battle-bus) :D rpg troopers inside+they can survive at least 1 shot from the nuke cannon
0:32 - 1:00 best part
siduwkeee 13 hours ago
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siduwkeee 13 hours ago
Khasad and Dr. Athrax's theme!
VaciliNikoMavich 2 days ago
GEE AL AY POSTAL SERVEES!
h34rtk0rps 4 days ago
RUN INTO THA SPRIKNLAAAH!
MrVintag33 4 days ago
On the TRUE path!!
h34rtk0rps 1 week ago
So intoxicating...
neroimmastapaasta 2 weeks ago
GLA postal service!
osopolar3008 2 weeks ago
We Arabs and Muslims
Not a terrorist
But anyone who tries to
Progress to the invasion of our country
All you will see the struggle and resistance and Jihad
If you want to tourism or come in peace
Will be putting you inside the eyes
Ask yourself the direction of any person to an Arab country
What is the status (Said) feel the generosity of the Arabs
AbuelnagaWise 2 weeks ago
But if I came to the war remember that we get out of the wombs of our mothers soldiers
And the fight is a distinctive way of all nations
1 - ambushes
2 - rebellion
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Imagine if you are a soldier walk in somewhere and suddenly you see a child carrying a gun Automatic
I choose peace or war
AbuelnagaWise 2 weeks ago
"I can't wait for your next attack. General, can we expect it today?"
AbortFlight 3 weeks ago
@AbortFlight strangely he only said that to me when he had only two palaces left.
florinj87 3 weeks ago
generals 2 lol? what i missed in the last month in Minecraft :D
Checker77820 4 weeks ago
Thankyou for the new shoes!
XBezerkerX 1 month ago 21
just playing BF3 and flying in the air and looking down at the ground pretending it is generals 2 since they have the same engine
KarlandKhryss 1 month ago
We are much for the enemies
MuIzIs96 1 month ago
as tempting as it is to simply right a quote from one of the units I almost cried right now that I found out these "command and conquer generals 2" comments aren't actually trolls. lets just hope BioWare can make something comparably fun to the first ones
honkernoodles2 1 month ago
@honkernoodles2 I'm General Townes, and this is my favorite laser on the citadel :P
Wafflepudding 1 month ago
@Wafflepudding are you sure he actually says that? i dont ever remember hearing that
honkernoodles2 1 month ago
@honkernoodles2 He doesn't, it's a mashup of something Townes said and something a character from a famous Bioware game said. Google "I'm Commander Shepard"
Wafflepudding 1 month ago
United We Stand, Together We Fall, GLA We Stay.
XBlackTemplarsX 1 month ago
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XBlackTemplarsX 1 month ago
you know there is a part of this in the Yu-Gi-Oh theme song
honkernoodles2 1 month ago in playlist GLA Music
we will take back our lands }:
EJsacasa 1 month ago
Our courage will be seen by all!
aussie836 1 month ago
The GLA will rise again!
Agrael7 1 month ago
boy this is fun i pooped myself. is that what hes saying
LucasWitt15 1 month ago
Generals 2 confirmed!
hayro252 1 month ago
My brothers prepare yourselves this 2013. The GLA will rise again but expect massive attacks from our oppressors not only the Americans and Chinese are joining this war but Intel has a snapshot of a rumored new faction from the European Union. But don't let those infidels fear you for we are strong and our cause is righteous our will is strong and nothing can stop as we will liberate the world again so AK 47's FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Command and Conquer Generals 2 is confirmed prepare yourselves
kingoniranger 1 month ago 45
@kingoniranger time for an airshow XD
Maupaci91 1 month ago
@kingoniranger i dont know if just america or just china is actually gonna be in it. it'd be cool though
honkernoodles2 1 month ago
@kingoniranger Serious?
TheDsAo 1 month ago
@TheDsAo bout what?
kingoniranger 1 month ago
@TheDsAo THere is going to be a second C&C Generals 2
TheDsAo 1 month ago
@TheDsAo /watch?v=w6bg6yhyTK4
TheHalfFinn 1 month ago
@kingoniranger Hope EA don't ruin generals 2 like they did with tiberium series
IvorianSlam 4 weeks ago
@IvorianSlam the guys that made cnc 4 were fired. this is a new studio placed under bioware's care.
florinj87 3 weeks ago
@kingoniranger I am really hoping they keep China.
MrUHaveAnOctopussy 1 week ago
@MrUHaveAnOctopussy HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!! ;)
kingoniranger 1 week ago
@kingoniranger OMG I CAN'T STOP...JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!!
ermanay11 1 week ago
You will come for the toxins. You will stay, because you're DEAD!
raakone 1 month ago
2:30. GUN
gaylordfaggatron 1 month ago
hee does anyone a good joke with jackie chan as china osama binladen as GLA and chuck norris as USA
gaylordfaggatron 1 month ago
It's been YEARS since I played this game. I still remember how to pronounce the accent and the timing of the quotes in the comments. :P
VanuFilms 1 month ago in playlist in game music
AYY KAYY FORTY-SEVENS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
r35skylinefan 2 months ago
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"I make my own roads"
MrMoneymaker1203 2 months ago
toxin tractor: i have something to share with you! red guard: what is it fruit? toxin tractor: no. red guard: is it cake? toxin tractor: what!!!!?? NO!!!! its fruit cake pie! red guard: yay! i'll have some! toxin tractor okay then come and GET IT!! red guard: ahh dishnozle. toxin tractor: anthrax is good for you!!!!!
wesquivel1 2 months ago
The might of China falls upon you!!!! jackie chan: they cannot destroy china!!! rebel: screw you! jackie chan: you don't have a screw, i screw your mom!
wesquivel1 2 months ago
WE WILL DIE FOR OUR GOALS!
navarone25 2 months ago
"GLA postal service"
InjuringThunder 2 months ago
ARAB POWER!
here i come!
LOL
Squadron007 2 months ago
American cowards!!! Fight on the ground like men!!!
pandemonstrosity 2 months ago
Aged to perfection!
FurryHaven 2 months ago
GIMME MY GENERALS 2!
kanenash 2 months ago 2
ROADS!??!? HOW BORING!!!!
PanamanianBlackJew 2 months ago
@PanamanianBlackJew
CLIFFS?!?! LETS DO IT!!! >:)
kingoniranger 2 months ago
@kingoniranger ROCKEt buggy AAAIIIeeeeee
speznazporkchop 2 months ago
I love a crowd!
Webzlinger 2 months ago
now you see me,now youre dead!!!
ITACHI758 3 months ago
"shall i push thee button?"
Rocky97022 3 months ago
GLA POSTAL SERVICE, ALWAYS ON TIME!
ArseTang 3 months ago
I'LL MAKE THE SACRIFICE!!!!
FreddoX1 3 months ago
FOR ALLAH~!
OhMGeeFrogblast 3 months ago
@OhMGeeFrogblast GLA has nothing to with Islam.
ermanay11 3 months ago
@ermanay11 True. I've noticed that in the entire campaigns, the words "Muslim", "Islam", and "Islamic" are not mentioned at all. And the fact that they're most likely Muslims is quite downplayed. Although their symbol does have a crescent moon in it.
raakone 1 month ago
@raakone so what does the GLA want in the end considering they don't include any Islam activities? The entire Liberation of the Middle East? To Conquer Europe? or the the obvious but oblivious way World Domination? (It would take alot of years or decades or a century for them to rule the world) hence there name "Global Liberation Army"
inggomustdie 1 month ago
@raakone Yes they are muslim but not fanatics like talibans.Also moon has nothing to do with Islam :/
ermanay11 1 month ago
@ermanay11 crescent moon? definitely does have something to do with islam
EJsacasa 1 month ago
@OhMGeeFrogblast What ermanay11 said
GLA is pure terrorism!
M3g4t0n 3 months ago
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Devestation on its way
sonet24 3 months ago
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Let's give him a arishow!!!
y0urs03pic 3 months ago
I take it!!
y0urs03pic 3 months ago
Quad gun!!
y0urs03pic 3 months ago
i must position myself well
I know people there
Chinunit22 3 months ago
ALLLAAAAAHUUU ACKBARRR!!!!!
DaveTE15 4 months ago
@DaveTE15 Nobody says that in the game and the GLA has nothing to do with Islam
yunuss58 3 months ago
FOR THE GLA!!!!!!!!
FrostyMichael 4 months ago
No lack of courage!
woozleification 4 months ago
SCORpion tank, ready to sting!
Sturmdude 4 months ago
best theme ever
choppdahumies 4 months ago
i can drive enything!
i dont need keys :)
KpDeStea 4 months ago
@KpDeStea
u cant drive a Raptor! :P
criswiipro 3 months ago
@criswiipro Unless if it's a mecha raptor 8D
ermanay11 3 months ago
marauder tank- huh, what can i say , i am a tanker
overlord- I AM BIG, IN A MOMENT
QUAD CANNON-DONT GET ON MY PATHSIDE
FLAME TANK-BURNNN BURNNNN
gokberk9 4 months ago
@gokberk9
Nice, you got half of the quotes wrong.
SouthernSlavic 4 months ago
OMRELEPAAAAAAAH DE SAMO MAMEDE PEEE!!! :D
ausroar 4 months ago
COMMITED TO THE CAUSEEE!!
#GLA COMMANDER
MrPabloRodrigues 4 months ago
Haaayiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Rebel
bayart1 4 months ago
AMERICAN COWARDS!!! Fight on the ground like men!!!
pandemonstrosity 4 months ago 2
I havn't played this in like 5 years, i wanna redownload it and play it now!
StormerProductions66 4 months ago
0:59 Allah Uwachbah(pronounced Uh-Waccch-bah)?
TehOneAndOnlyZAZZAH 4 months ago
@TehOneAndOnlyZAZZAH
its actually Allahu ackbar
peacefulwar2 4 months ago
,,AAAAAEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" xD
kriszium 5 months ago
lets go car shopping
xIXTABx 5 months ago 26
Quad Cannon Loaded!
ICarnagezI 5 months ago
CAREFUL, IT MAY SPILL.
TLRedemption 5 months ago 4
It's MINE!!!
kaotik1981 5 months ago
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egdqv13234 5 months ago
is every comment just quotes from the game???
Smash123458769 5 months ago
@Smash123458769 is this also a quote?
KerrTeves 5 months ago
@Smash123458769 absolutely, its from that part in the original command and conquer when kane goes into the internet and checks how many views his tetris lets play had...
Smash123458769 5 months ago
Shall I push the button?
manynukes11 5 months ago 5
"what!"
kevlarsniper1 5 months ago 5
"AK-47s FOR EVERYONE HAZAAAAAAA!"
APolishGinger 5 months ago 3
can I have some shoes?
liekmudkip 5 months ago
"Run through the sprinklers!"
speznazporkchop 5 months ago
You know its just right, when the flesh falls of the bone mhawahah..
mjhjbvznziebal 5 months ago
"The opressive MUST DIE!"
Automail12345 5 months ago
Nothing stops the mail
Apecakistan 5 months ago
Ehheheheheheh... >:3
WyvernsBlade 6 months ago
anthrax gamma might make it a little stronger!
dancthegr 6 months ago in playlist No frills good music!
Would you like to try some????
paleblueperson 6 months ago
"High-Speed bomber ready for take off."
xXxBerKxXxTR 6 months ago 13
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Anjem choudary and his new group muslims against crusades (MAC) has pledged to bring Sharia law (stonings and beheadings) to british cities. Several cities already practice Sharia and are predicted to declare independance as Islamic Emirates soon , Choudary stated.
GerudoUK 6 months ago
lets start an inferno
ComradePopov 6 months ago
i will die for our cause
CMGham 6 months ago
up up up!!!!
07johngabz 6 months ago
business is business
07johngabz 6 months ago
"Driver at the whell"
Ahtary 6 months ago
"fresh out of the lab"
LKerRKwa 6 months ago
Shall I push the button??
dcy88 6 months ago
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crimsondragoon999 6 months ago
"May I please have some shoes?"
HaloWarsFreak 6 months ago
NO COST IS TOO GREAT!!
BillbaBR 6 months ago 3
Bradford UK hahaha
xxArmesxx 6 months ago
"Does it have to be so far?"
Lutetia720 6 months ago
Can i have some shoes?
DeltaGhostMovies 6 months ago
@DeltaGhostMovies Thank you for the new shoes!
fezzernator 6 months ago
hello nod bitches you are in a rong game can't you read it says C&C Generals Zero Hour not Tiberium Wars
fromsovietrussia1 6 months ago
AK47 for every one
comedy0stuff 6 months ago
I don't wanna get anything from the GLA Postal service!!!
NomadUrpagi 7 months ago 5
AK47 FORRR EVERRRRRRRYONNNNNNE
re8el19 7 months ago 39
@re8el19
*Crowd Cheers*
atigerclaw 5 months ago 3
@re8el19 damnit i was gonna say that >.>
BELGIE117 3 months ago
"something for the masses" hehehe
zzDarxzz 7 months ago 4
"Thank you for the shoes!"
14wasp 7 months ago 29
sorry it's vision hehe
kingoniranger 7 months ago
hoooeee repa, repa repaaa moredeeee or something like that!
MatzeWarHier 7 months ago
I like the part from 0:01-3:42
favorites411 7 months ago
We have a network.
DrDot 7 months ago
TAYKE AHHS TO GLOREEE!!!
AFGalwayz 7 months ago
who is the target = ♥♥♥JARMEN KELL♥♥♥
JarmenKellSniper 7 months ago
"Shall I Push the Button?"
JTFU808 7 months ago
I am your newest Commander im genral screech sending echoes in to their week minds >;]
WTFFTW22 8 months ago
freedom fighters away! grrrr our day will come genreal i am your newest genral hehe i am genral poison >:] you wont be sorry *five minutes later* *chinese soldiers shout* ahh help us china *me* it is to late! haha
WTFFTW22 8 months ago
i use Quads against all,even defenses!
now Bin Laden is dead, whos next?
AkiraChii28 8 months ago
G.L.A Forever!!!!
noisnaosabe 8 months ago
Fuck you GLA whahahaha ~> USA
godwilkilyou 8 months ago
I LOVE A CROWD!
navarone25 8 months ago
that music sucks :P generals are better than zero hour and track are better
zginieszmarnie88 8 months ago
easy victory = bomb trucks hidden as enemy units, spammed, spread across the enemy base then "push the detonate button"
Flyboy5896 8 months ago 3
we have generous portions..
ShortAClip1 8 months ago
11 people are from the Empire of the Rising Sun GLA dosen't like imperialism spray a toxin on Emperor Yoshiro!(I know they are not from Generals but RA3 but I hate the way they act so much strict discipline and honor still like their units)
kingoniranger 8 months ago
@kingoniranger Could you imagine if a game was developed that encompassed all known Command and Conquer factions? Picture it: The Empire of the Rising Sun vs. The GLA vs. the GDI, et al! The question then is... who would be victorious?
timtamslam444 8 months ago
@timtamslam444 The mod "Command & Conquer All-Stars" is the closest we have to it. It's a pretty decent Zero Hour mod.
YusaIkeda 8 months ago
@timtamslam444 Out of those three, GDI! Out of all of them, either the Soviets, NOD or GDI. Take your pick from those three mate!
SW3Ishida 7 months ago
@SW3Ishida Obviously the Brotherhood of Nod.Their covert operations would bring everyone to collapse.The soviets would ally with Nod and fight against GDI
ItachIBrolly2 7 months ago
@ItachIBrolly2 Hey, just putting forward my three favourite factions. Everyone knows NOD beats all anyway.
SW3Ishida 7 months ago
@SW3Ishida In the name of Kane !
ItachIBrolly2 7 months ago
@ItachIBrolly2 DOWN WITH GDI!!
SW3Ishida 7 months ago
@SW3Ishida Peace trough power !
ItachIBrolly2 7 months ago
@ItachIBrolly2 KANE LIVES!!!
kingoniranger 7 months ago
@kingoniranger OUR LIVES FOR KANE!
geekymgee 6 months ago
@ItachIBrolly2 also the GLA are with Nod One mission One purpose but in my purpose destroy the imperial infidels in Japan!!! coz Japan is GDI!
kingoniranger 7 months ago
@ItachIBrolly2 well no shit, the gdi are to much to much like the allies
geekymgee 6 months ago
What about Scrin?
AJ15ist 6 months ago
ALLAHU AKBAR!!! and all that chocolatey goodness...
SuperboyConnerKent 8 months ago
ALALALALAALLAALAL
Dano78229 8 months ago in playlist GLA THEME
"ANNOYING PESTS" "CLIP THEIR WINGS" xD. GLA forever xD. Rocket buggies+Rpg Troopers= WinWinwinwinwin. xD
GrandMufti1897 8 months ago
@GrandMufti1897 Quad Cannons+Battle Bus+RPG soldiers= UNSTOPABLE!
8850fan 8 months ago
I'LL MAKE THE SACRIFICE
warmongerpro 8 months ago
Lyrics anyone?
kriszium 8 months ago
,,OW! okay, okay, I didn't work"
,,You change your mind often"
kriszium 9 months ago
11 taliban workers didnt get shoes upg
MrPhantomLand 9 months ago
PERFECT SONG, VIDEO AND UNITS, What can I say? Overlord tanks? Yeah right, Jarmen Kell and the Hijackers go Car Shopping every day. Cheap units, but effective, simply wowsome.
GrandMufti1897 9 months ago
@GrandMufti1897 problem is, when they have detectors
kriszium 9 months ago
@kriszium hehe ill go bomb trucks and sinds u guys have nuclear tank upgrade..... all will die slow and painfull..... :D:D
Chedzofreak 8 months ago
@Chedzofreak bombtruck... ehh they are too expensive for a one use unit, go rocket buggy instea. AAAAEEEEEEEEEEE! xD
kriszium 8 months ago
@kriszium 1 ofso those nuke shooting thingys will kill every buggy man :(
better go with disguise :D
Chedzofreak 8 months ago
@Chedzofreak nah, they're too slow, or go with the other hilarious, but strong unit (battle-bus) :D rpg troopers inside+they can survive at least 1 shot from the nuke cannon
kriszium 8 months ago
@kriszium that aint gonna piss em off :D
iff i use bomb trucks the other dude is thinking why the hell he didnt saw me and gonna trip lol
Chedzofreak 8 months ago
''For the GLA!''XD
forfredrikstad 9 months ago
11 people hands have splinters
TerryMMA85 9 months ago