Horses - the motorcycle of beasts.

[RebeccaMI]

Please make this video public again! It's hilarious (especially for people like me who ride horses) and I'd like to be able to watch it again. :)

[teufelstaub]

Craig is THE perfect man...hates cats! Yay!

[cookiesluvkreme]

"Snappy, leathery, lays eggs from time to time... remind YOU of anyone?"

-why, no Craig, it doesn't.- =)

[csgrambauer]

@cookiesluvkreme Same here. I can't think of who he means.

[stick1903]

who should it remind me of?? :S

[bsnxenogear]

To be fair, gators aren't lizards.

[Unitronus]

That's why you can always spot an english horseman from an american one.

[crazyjapanchick12]

haha! i love this show

[17x54]

"LOOOK, IM INTERESTING!"

LMAO!

[llazy1]

Absolutely nailed that one! lol

[bored2dabone]

lmao. i ride horses, and this makes me laugh so muchhh.:)

[tw1hart]

lol. His 'horse' voice sounds a lot like Scooby Doo. =)

[TravelerKM]

"Remind you of anyone?"

[phantomjumper]

the thing about the shrub is totally true. happens to me all the time.

[llazy1]

Ditto.  Thought the bit about the lazyboy saddle was good.

[Oreoreogirl]

SHRUB!!! OHH NO!! SHRUB!!!! got a Mintt??

[18musicallover]

the thing about cats is totally true...they will eat you if you die

[mysunnydays2009]

If you lock any creature in a room with no food and just a corpse, when their hunger reaches a certain level, that corpse will start look like its favorite food, that is just nature.

[gagothesith]

HORSES BACK IN ENGLAND: Didn't someone even MARRY a horse?

And when that man becomes King, the horse then becomes EQUINE CONSORT.

[lgarc657]

"im just shoes"

[BlindMansEye]

my dad's aunt from mexico had a pet alligator. lmao!!

[superbedst]

"Remind you of anyone...?"

I Love when he say that.

[thikapuhnuh]

craig is a genius. and his heart is in the right place as well. when he gets serious he really shines. my cats won't eat anything not made by purina. raw meat?? eew!! that's not crunchies.

[LadbrookeKanakaredes]

Does anyone know which clip is it where Craig makes fun of the dance called the krump? The one where he said..."who's been krumping in here??" well...if anyone does, let me know...i wanna find that again!...

[danielseashepherd]

Craig is without a doubt my favorite comedian. He writes his own material and his improv is amazing. He can build on his slipups and make THEM funny as well. Letterman for example is done. Has people write his stuff, and put it on big signs for him to read as well. Anyone who knows if Craig has standup shows on dvd?

[gabrielized]

His DVD is out or out soon, 'A Wee Bit of Revolution' - and his show is great!

[UhTheeNuh89]

this has to be by far the most random monologue to date and it's still the funniest! ...or, in the very least, one of the funniest =D

[16taylor18]

i hate cats also there are so creepy and make strange sounds

[Roland4430]

"You could be riding a horse, the same horse three years, every day you could ride past the same shrub. Every day at the same time and the horse won't even look at it, the one day the horse will just be FREAKED OUT by the shrub! It's like, 'Aaah, ahh a shrub!' 'You see it every day!' 'I know, I've just never notice it before... You got a mint?'

Definately one the funniest thing I've heard this month.

[sheld0n]

You know what? Craig Ferguson is awesome, I grant you, but I think he actually stole that particular bit from Stephen Fry.

[Vid4Kyla]

Craig is so unbelievably random. It's wonderful. Telling us stuff every person on the face of the earth knows. "You can NOT ride an alligator." hahaha

[kimberlyleigh90]

2:13 .... oh my friggin god. hahahahaha. LOOVE him

[SUX2bAFK]

Woot~

[Pocket310]

"look, i'm interesting."

'just get a latte.' - craig

[BlueStar795]

Give a mint to a horse. ^_^

[WilliamTaylor1]

I wish people would stop patronising the guys act with comments like "Ha ha was ok.." etc. If the hasn't blown you away you seem to he deserves punishment for it! How many comedians do you know of that do stand up routines almost everynight in a chat show and actual stand up performaces most weekends and still manage to be original and entertaining??? I know of Craig Ferguson, the most entertaining man on Late Late Television.

[Vid4Kyla]

Also, he does it without a teleprompter or cards or anything. Really admirable. I know I couldn't do that one night, let alone every night.

[kimberlyleigh90]

he has a teleprompter with random prompts tho. not like every line, but its there. there was some eopisode where the camera did a close up on another cameraman and the prompter was there.

but hes still amazing.

[szhooper]

"just get a latte..." LOL!!!!

[Pablos102030]

If you die alone that cat will eat you! LOl

[thingthingy]

My cat was lying on my desk when Craig made that joke. Staring at me. "He's right y'know", *shudder*.

[simdave2000]

lmao!

[dmacgurn]

1 of the best

[plue00]

best guy ever :[)

[swimming4ever]

Aww but it is fun riding on an alligator who says you can't ride one.

[TipoBarra]

4th comment

[bloomingblanca]

Oh man I love you, you make me laugh!

[clouclouchan]

Love him:)

[kookimunsta]

The Best!

[lfcolo]

Great monologue! I would really love to see Craig posting. ;-) The difference between English and Western, and the way horses freak out, is so true!

I can't imagine his shrub ever being a problem, though. :-)

[punkpukers808]

Give a mint to a horse. Here, have a mint. Lol.

[CocoConeco]

hahaha mint

[BCJmacandcheese]

LOL!

[pinkGob]

i love craig!

[dimiavasiel7]

I love his demonstration of trotting and the saddles. He's so hilarious!

[igniteice]

One of the better ones as of late -- nice.

[PikachuFanatica]

HAHA. nearly laughed my heart out.

[moorddroom]

so true

i hate english saddles

[lu1de]

:D:D:D

[chubas41]

<3 Craig

[juanmr82]

Ha ha was ok..

[Rohit69]

lol luv it