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  • This is really wrong, the lowest age of consent in America is 16, and the highest is 18, P0YKPAC messed up big time

  • Imma move to Iowa (one state away). Ladies?

  • This is one "next" video. =p

  • 17 is the minimum legal age in NY 15 you have to be within 4 years 17 is legal for everyone!

  • Didn't they do a song like this in Reno 911

  • This may be the most informative youtube video i've ever seen.

  • Louisiana, take it easy, and in Illinois, in Nebraska keep your wiener off the younger girls and boys.

  • Japan is 18 actually because i have been there but,

    Korea 13

    Mexico 12

    Chile 12

    Paraguay 12

    Philipines 12

    Yemen 9

    Bolivia None

  • @melgibsonsballs Japan is actually 13, however depending on certain prefectures, the age may be as high as 18. 17 in Tokyo.

  • NEW YORK is 17....!!!

    why u say 13

  • Japan's is 13.

  • OKLAHOMA!!!

  • And this is why the youngest girl I'm willing to date is 22.

  • I live in missouri and no wonder so many freshman get pregnant...

  • Age of consent in New Mexico is 13. Where did you get 17 from? i read the code.

  • @DeadpoolAndFriends sometimes they change the laws...

  • So if i'm 16 and I have sex with a 16 year old in Idaho it's legal?

  • @Smeire1 what are you, stupid?

  • @Smeire1 Who fucking cares anyway? Not like there is a sex police XD

  • Who wants to go to South Carolina with me?

  • like anyone follows these rules anyways.

  • sorry dude, I stopped listening after you said my state..

  • i live in arkansas and i date a guy during the sumer in iowa...im 13 he is 16...is it legal? :0

  • Indiana is 14? I live there!

  • Through out the world the general age of consent is 16. Again I wouldnot want to get with a youngster but it's hard to tell how old some chicks are. The other day I asked this chick how old she was and she told me 19. And it killed the conversation.

  • So in Nevada if the guy is 30 and the girl is 16 does that mean it's ok for them to be together sexually? Does the 16 year old have to have parents consent? I'm in California and I thought across the nation it was 18 period. Not that I would want to get with a chick who is under 18 but I get sick of asking a chick how old she is? It's hard as hell to tell a difference between 16 and 18 sometimes. Someone inform me on this subject.

  • This is amazing.

    Also I was nearly sure that the age of consent in New York was 17.

  • @live4him4eva It is 17 yrs in New York CITY. Basic Law and Order SVU

  • @mlovecraftr So does that mean the guy could be any age and if the girl is 17 no jail time?

  • OMG! i live in sc!

    ah well

    i aint doin it till im married

  • look it my uncle perv!... no wait merv..

  • What what?! I lived in NC all of my life, now I'm in SC.... For some reason (Which I blame on squidbillies) I always thought it was 14 there and 16 here just like NC.

    Hmm...

  • @redliberation Just looked it up and it has been changed with a 2008 vote of 1.7m people in SC, to 16 Though it was a 1.7m person vote it was very close. 47% of the people here voted on keeping it 14 >:P

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  • Hey, as long as you're not banging 9 year olds, now THATS sick!!!

  • Being a New Yorker, I'm pretty sure the age of consent here is 17.

  • lol i love that and its funny becuas im 14

  • @matthew9234 Wait till your 18. 14 is too young.

  • im movin to alabama i think it was haha im almost 14 haha

  • WIN.

  • But seriosly,usa have the most sick laws i think,i mean why could not a 16 year old have sex with a 25 year old if he/she wants that shouldent be illigal.I know the laws are to proteckt childrens but i dont really see a 16 year old as a child,i think its better to take away the laws about age of consent,i mean why should it be illigal to fuck who ever you wanna fuck?

  • @derangedslayer1 Because you could have sex with a 9 year old and it would be considered consentual. Anything below the numbers are considered pedophillic.

  • @thefrogger161 okey,but in the begining at the song he say its 18 in some states,than he says 16 in some states,but why even say its 16 when its only legal if youre no more than 4 years older,then you cold just say 18 insteed. I think if youre 15 /16 years old you should be able to have sex with who ever you want,no matter who old youre partner is.

  • @derangedslayer1 No, he said the '4 years older' clause applied to international only. Not the USA. I suppose youre right though.

  • @thefrogger161 what u mean im right about?so if i live in usa and have sex with a 16 year old its leagal,but if im from an other country its 18 in every state?thats just sick usa laws,why couldent everyone just choose whoever they wanna have sex with?

  • @sisk22  youre as weird as usa:s laws;)

  • @derangedslayer1

    In some states, it's legal for a 16 to do the horizontal Haruhi dance with another 16, with an 18, or a 25, or a 100 if he thinks he can survive the encounter (good luck, dude, and I'll lay a wreath on your grave if you don't make it). In other states, the 16 can legally uck-fay another 16, and maybe an 18, but nobody older than that. And in some states, a 16 can't legally rub fur (though she's probably grown it by then) with ANYBODY, not even another 16.

  • Restrictions do apply, while 16 is legal, the partner can't be more then 2 years older. USA has messed up laws?? You really need to open your mind and read news in other countries. Educate your self.

  • In the vatican it's 12, could you imagine someone of 30 standing before a cour proclaiming, "she told me she was 12!!"

  • I want to take a cross and crucify who ever let the age of consent fall below 16, 16 is too low anyway it should be 18

  • 14's too low, got the world is sick and yet they have DADT, of I SEA HYPOCRYT its ok to have sex as a kid but being gay is somehow wrong is it, **** places like the vatican NYMPHS

  • What does he mean whith *some restrictions apply?

  • @derangedslayer1 It means those age of consent law may only apply if you're under a certain age. For example, the AOC may be 14 if the partner is under 21. But if you're 21 and over, then the AOC becomes 18.

  • @kawola17 okey but fore example in those states that its 16,is it legal to have sex whith a 16 year old if you are for example 25? cause if not its pretty unnecessary to say its 16 in some states at all,then you could just say its 18 in every state instead.

  • @derangedslayer1 Depends on the state. Just off the top of my head, I think it could be both legal and illegal depending on the state.

  • @kawola17 If a kid is legal conciderd redy to be sexualy active then why would the age of consent for a 21 year old be 18, the age of consent should be 18 EVERYWHERE regardles of where ther your a kid or not.

  • @meatisdeliciouse Well that's the law, I don't write it. But I can definitely see the reasoning behind it. It's meant to protect adolescence from predatory and much older adults. For example, you won't want a 30 year old man having sex with a 14-year old. While at the same time, the law wants to recognize that teens close in age are going to experiment and do not want to penalize them for this. This is true for this particular example and can be different in different states.

  • @kawola17 Sorry but if the law says they are ready to have it at 12-14 then they are ready for someone of any age, if their redy to have sex why should there be a restriction on how old their partner is, as I sea it 13/14 is TOO YOUNG. 12 is WAY WAY too young and anything below that is just bestily. the lowest it should be is 16. I think it should be 18 maybe 17 for women. The "law" also forbid anyone who way gay from the army till just weaks ago.

  • I think when youre about 15/16 youre mature enough to decide who ever you wanna have sex with,no matter age on youre partner.So long as both want i dont think it should be illegal,i know the laws is fore protect childrens and thats good,but i think its sick to put a for example 23 year old in jail cause he is attracted to a 16 year old,i mean which 23 year old is not attracted to "girls" whos mature enough for sex?

  • @derangedslayer1 So a 16 year old can decide to have sex with anyone they want. But if a 23 year old hase sex with someone who is legaly concider old enough to make that decison, they go to jail. And if the 16 year old hade sex with a 13/14/12/11 year old thats A OK : ) Right, I get what your saying ?!? Have you concidered aplying for Prinstine, Harboured or Yale recently? I think you alternative stance on muman emotions would be quite interestsing!!!

  • @meatisdeliciouse why would the person who is 23 going to jail fore the first?if the 16 year old is old enough to make that decison ,its her/his will who they have sex whit. I hate pedofiles and rapists,but thing is i wouldent say a 23 year old is a pedofile if he/she is attracted and wanna have sex with someone who is 16? And think its sick that you can put someone in jail cause he/she loves someone and have sex

  • @derangedslayer1 It's a tricky one Ill give you that.

  • @meatisdeliciouse but usa has very sick laws,ill give YOU that.

  • @derangedslayer1 Yes, did you know you can legaly commit Bei*****y in 2 states and in some state incest was not illigal till just a few decades ago, I don't reserach it but there are lots of sick laws alowing a whole manner of sexual nasties including stuff to do with children!!! I don't know how true it is but I have heard the stories, there needs to be a revies of all these laws because they are just wrong, seriosely and age of consent as low as 14 JESES CHRIST >: (

  • @meatisdeliciouse Have you considered finishing 6th grade? Maybe spell check?

  • @kawola17 I would not let my 14 year old son have sex in the first place, how can it be that low if some havent even started puberty. Thats disgusting, did you know the age is 12 in the vatican!!! Why is is SO LOW in places, I mean it's just wrong. it should be 18 no aceptions.

  • @meatisdeliciouse Perhaps, people have differing opinions and the law draws the line. Albeit, it may not be common sense at times. 12 is the lowest I've heard of. 13 in spain, 13 in japan, and i think 13 in mexico. And 13 in certain states in US if: you're married, the girl gets pregnant and you remain together, or if you're close in age.

  • @kawola17 Having sex at 13/14 is just disgusting, if a girl gets pregnat at 12 then thats just wharped, if a 13 year old boy gets someone pregnant thats even more wharped. I can't belive the famialies of thes mear kids would actualy be happy in their 12/13/14 kiddy having intercourse >: ( And what really sums these nymphs up is that they will turn around and critizise someone simply for being gay, and most the time love lesbian porn. How can ANYONE find it apropriate for CHILDREN to do this >: (

  • @meatisdeliciouse While it may still be legal in some states to have sex at that age in certain circumstances. These cases are relatively few today. And in general 12,13, 14 is highly frowned upon in the US. Did you hear about the 13-year old dad?

  • @kawola17 UHH, I remeber him, actualy the boys supposed "girl friend" hade sleapt with 8 other under aged kids, he wasent the father anyway, some rough nech called tyler was instead.

  • @kawola17 When I have my own house NO-ONE under 18 is going to have sex, NO-ONE, if they want to they can bugger off and find somewhwre else to do it. Anything under 16 is just gross >: ( It makes my stomach turn. What is a real hypocracy is that these sluts will turn around and say being gay is un-natural. 14 is WAY too yong.

  • @meatisdeliciouse Lol, I sense some sensitivity towards being gay.

  • @kawola17 These so called politicians who make these laws are a bunch of inconsistant hypocrytes, who let 13 year olds in bed with adults, and then ban gay people from the army. at 14 you are just a little. Is this actualy practiced, even today?

  • @meatisdeliciouse Actually having sex with a 13-year old is a serious offense if you're an adult. But I do have to say that the politicians just play to the voters, the public. I live in CA, and the AOC is 18. I can say that these cases are prosecuted seriously. But in CA, they have Romeo and Juliet laws and recognize people having sex between 14-18. These cases may still be prosecuted, but just not as harsh.

  • @kawola17 I ust think they need to be a bit more consistant, if the AOC is 16 then they should just relize that at that moment they should be recognised as an adult, not some sort of half adult where some silly burocratic BS dictates the ages of the loves/abuser. If the AOC is 13 witch is too low then they should be seen as adults in the eyes of the law, not controll the "ages" of the partner. If your old enough to have sex, then in my eyes you are an adult and you are not an adult till your 18.

  • @kawola17 It's a bit like saying you can drink alcohol at 12, but you can only buy it if you don't drink it on a working day, alcohol is alcohol and if you old enough to buy it, your old enough to drink it on your own acord. Why is it any diferance in an "adult" having sex with a 13 year old and another "child" sex is for adults and if the AOC is 13, witch I don't agrea with then you shoul legaly be able to drive a car, have a sexual partner of any age, buy acohol, vote and all the rest.

  • @kawola17 Though the real question is, is this ACTUALY practiced, or is it frouned uppon such as getting pregnat at 16 is in the UK, please oh god don't tell me kids actual practice these laws!! Not in a first world country, no! This is the sort of thing I would have expected from Sudan, Bulgaria or India, not !!!America!!!

  • @meatisdeliciouse As far as gay the climate, it certainly is better now then it was several decades ago. Homosexual sex use to be illegal and you could be jailed for this. The gay climate has certainly improved, but I agree that it can still be miles better. I don't know too much about gay's being baned from army. I don't know where you live, but SF is gay-friendly.

  • @kawola17 I'm NOT talking about sodomy, I don't practice it and I am so sick of people catogorising is as a soley "gay" thing. I was talikng anout people who are gay, not the act of sodomy. Lots of women get sodomised by men too. A homosexual relation ship is NOT summed up by sodomy. I was mentioning how some people are very comfetable in letting their mear child into bed with some woman or girl, yet would throw an absolute hissy fit if thei son turned out to be gay.

  • @meatisdeliciouse Lol, I never mentioned anything about sodomy.

  • @kawola17 Many gay men do not practice sodomy and many gay relationships they are both concidered to be tha "man" This myth that all gay relationships are sodomisers and that every single gay relation there hase to be a recesive submisive, femanin partner, i'm not trying to bite yor head off by the way, hust so you know. I'm mearly pointing out that sodomy is incorectly synonomouse with homosexual relatioships, witch is not always true.

  • @kawola17 It also depends on the country, a country such as Norway or some of the other Artic/Scandinavin countries have been gay friendly for a lot longer than anywhere else. I think the Norwigian army lifted the bad on gay people joining the army in 1979, though I',m not sure. I don't think attitudes in some ereas have changed that much really in the last 70 odd years, just that laws and some people's attitudes have become more lightned on the issue.

  • @meatisdeliciouse Interesting. But I do have to point out that is where the change begins. I believe many of our laws change first at the social level. For example, take the civil rights moment. When did a black person go from being a nigger, only 2/3 vote, and a slave, to being recognized as a individual and now we have a black president? What changed? Someone down the road said, hey this isn't right. Or maybe, hey I have a black friend and he's alright.

  • @meatisdeliciouse Social attitudes change and then we as a society create laws that represent this change. If you notice, the Constitution and our Bill of Rights never changed during this time. And laws don't just change by themselves. It's people's attitudes that shape our laws. 70 years is not quite enough. But for homosexual sex being illegal to legal is quite a significant change when you consider the pace of progress in our country.

  • @kawola17 I don't understand why it's ALWAYS refered to as "homosexual" sex, women get sodomised all the time, the act of buggery is practiced upon both gendars. Many homosexual males refuse to practice buggery. Sodom laws will have afected straight couples too, if the laws werent hypocrytical that is. I in theory could be illigal to practice sodomy, yet still permit and rocognise gay relationships and marriages.

  • Your Uncle Merv who Is a Perv I:

  • Whoa...Whoa...Whoa....Age of Consent in IL is 17?

  • I have a year less than I thought.

    yesssss

  • Indiana is 16. not 14...

  • Hehehe..... Iowa

  • uncle perv** ?

  • Pedophiles everywhere are going to present this video as their defense in court.

  • GLAD I LIVE IN INDIANA !!

  • can you say, " Population Control?"

  • Im from arkansas heheh > : D

  • its actually 16 in nm..well half of nm

  • "Turkey In the Straw," baby. "Turkey In the Straw."

  • i thought the whole u.s. was 18??? it's 16 where i live.

  • @waldoman7 \

    A whole lot of people think it's one monolithic EIGHTEEN throughout the entire US of A... including most Americans.

  • im in indiana and i thought it was 16 O_O or like idk, that our law was really fucked up.

  • HE FORGOT MICHIGAN NOOOOOO

  • @tckswordscar I know also New Jersery

  • im in new york... every1 told me 18... >:(

  • what even IS consents?!?

  • @darkrapter125 AkA SEX

  • He forgot Utah.

  • @ToysNoiz thats because you dont wanna have sex there

  • O_o Good Lord...17...16...15...14?! Ick....

  • @FoxyMamaRox Yes, those are ages of actual people in the world who have not yet reached the magical age of 18.

  • @tegrenath Well DUH. Still, ick.

  • Texas ftw

  • I live in Arkansas FUCK YEAH!

  • @sanji572 He's wrong though, I looked it up again just because of this song. The age of consent in Arkansas IS in fact 16.

  • time to fire up the 'free candy' van and do a U.S. tour

  • @shinesinpines don't be a pussy, dude. This guy seems legit

  • damn you north dakota!

  • I am going to use this video as my defense if I ever go to court.

  • @forrestgumby lol i said the same thing

  • Am I the only one who keeps repeating 0:58 - 1:03?

  • @maneneko I don't think so. In fact, as a tribute to the more vocal fans of the dance break, we took the extended cut (linked at the end) and made it even more glorious.

  • @maneneko no the Reno 911 consent

  • PatPrefontine you are not the old spice guy, fuck off

  • I really want Uncle Merv to teach me more things in song!

  • Thumbs up for the epic dance break. :D

  • 53 people don't know they're ages of consent.

  • wow 14 If you ask me thats a bit too young...

    But THIS IS THE MOST USEFULL VIDEO EVER! Shame i live in the UK.

  • wtf

  • He didn't mention Mississippi, but I saw on the video he had the age as 16.

    I have lived here most my life, and as far as I know, the age is 18. I looked at the source he listed, and I guess he only glimpsed at the purpose that was stating the purpose of another bill...

  • @purdybookworm

    everyone assumes that it is 18 across the US, at least, this is how it seems, but I recently learned that POYKPAK was correct in labeling Indiana (my home state) as 14, meaning my best friend isn't a terrible person (he's dating a 15 year old and he's just turned 18)...

    And as far as I could tell by reading through the given sections, that is 100% accurate.

  • You know whats bullllllshiiitttt?!

  • @1Blargmaster

    No, I do not know what's bullshit... Please do tell, otherwise get james to do an ep on it.

  • he forgot Utah

  • @MarvelDCGoFigures NO FUCKING IN UTAH. EVER.

  • in sweden it's 15!!hahahah Arizona!

  • has any body noticed his name is merv sounds alot like perv

  • Holy shit. The U.S.A is crazy o.O.

  • i like this one but the merv sounds gay but i like this song alot

  • this is awesome this is gonna be my ringtone

  • this is awesome this is gonna bemy ringtone

  • this is pedobears uncle merv

  • oh geez lol

  • This is exactly what I need.

  • 14? shit thats young!! im gonna move there...

  • @jace140490 Wow you pedo lmao

  • im number 14 yayz

  • I found Pedobear!!! :D

  • Borked? Never heard it called that. Porked, yes, but not borked. Funny!

  • @darcy031685

    Never seen the 40 Year Old Virgin?

  • im in MO.. XDD

  • I just realized. Your uncle Merv sounds like Perv.

  • I live in Colorado and i'm 15 XD

  • DYLAV8R, I see you are both ignorant and homophobic.

  • im moving to arkansas

  • man i live in california

  • ummm i live in iowa... 14 is only the age of consent if the both parties are under 18.

  • @bettiepage468

    *some restrictions apply

  • funny vid.

  • lol, great

  • it's like animaniacs and i like it =) good work

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  • ummm ya... what was that about again?

  • @darkrapter125 are you serious? go look up consent.

  • He must stop use heavy drugs

  • 10 facts about u 1. You're reading my comment 2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. 11. You are enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste this to ONE video. And tomorrow will be the best day ever

  • @SantaCruzLueku

    I normally hate these things, but I have too admit that was pretty good. I'm not going to post it to another video, but I'll put it in an e-mail. And send to to a fourteen-year-old in Arkansas. Just kidding.

  • Thing that most people dont get is 16 or 17 might be the age of concent but all that really means is that legally at those ages a kid knows that he or she is doing and is legally mature to make those choices. that doesnt mean that if ur some 25 or 30 yr old guy that its open season on 16 and 17 yr olds

  • @SittOnMyFaceBooks Right, it means its 16 and 17 year olds are 'open season' for 18-999 year old males. Makes interracially crazed black men very happy

  • @gottalovebreathin - haha yeah !!

  • Don't spill your man-sauce till you see some I.D.!

  • lol @ legal cumshot xD

  • Since when is the age of consent 16 in Alaska?!

  • holy shit.

    most useful youtube vid ever. thank you!

  • @amitbarfs you concern me.