Only Yooooooooooooou Can Make My Muffins Haaaaaaaaaaaaard......

[itsBABYSMITH]

i've got an ointment for that.....for your burning crotch, that is. and i'm so glad you're back, you headless tease, you!

[Theultimatebride]

There's something twisted about a red hot zipper.

[UnbelievableSandwich]

Dis video's well good innit. You're not a snob. These ferel kids wear their ignorance like a badge. While reading at a bus stop one of them asked me "PFfff! You don't READ do you!?" like it wasn't the done thing. Still, they're pretty easy to baffle. Hard Candy. Not as funny as I thought it was going to be.

[Theultimatebride]

Not really much repeat viewing in Hard Candy. Still, you always need coasters.

[UnbelievableSandwich]

Re Hard Candy. It's been a while but how often can someone be rendered unconscious without permanent damage occuring?

[Theultimatebride]

I always wondered the same thing about Scully in X-Files and Lana and Lois in Superman/Smallville. Surely they'd be vegetables by now?

[Cryptomensia]

You're not a snob. You're just normal.

[kohlcass]

MMmnnmnmnm I want one

[Theultimatebride]

Believe me, you couldn't eat it even if you wanted to.

[KateReadsBooks]

we should make money together

[KateReadsBooks]

you're looking like a skinny mini

[Theultimatebride]

Right! That's it! Where's the chocolate?

[videomakerographer]

Best 10 minutes of my day.

[Theultimatebride]

I am so, so sorry,

[KateReadsBooks]

YES! best birthday ever. I can't watch the whole thing yet because i am compressing a video and it makes my computer run like molasses

[Theultimatebride]

Wait! You can compress videos?

[nezoone]

i had to look up what chav meant. thank you for educating my UK terminology. it will be useful during occasional moments when i pretend to be british.

were the muffins eaten?

[IainDoc15]

I get really annoyed by the chavs as well actually, especially when I am stuck next to them for an entire six hour train journey.

[Theultimatebride]

They really serve no purpose. Although they kinda come in handy if you need something broken or stolen.

[IainDoc15]

I always get confused looks when I say to people "I hate the way teenagers act".

Apparantly 16 is a bit too early to think myself seperate from the other teenagers :-\

[missduni]

in the states, you would figure the library would attract brilliant children who speak beautifully but instead it bring in vapid lil' kids who just go to play video games on the library computers all day.

[Theultimatebride]

I almost wish they would play computer games here. At least then I'd know they were doing something more harmless than comparing their Twitters.

[omnidoug]

That couple probably has a stockpile of disposable sieves, as well. BASTARDS!

[Theultimatebride]

YEAH! TOSSERS!

[Gigolo8]

I need to get you a head for Christmas

[Theultimatebride]

Thanks mate. Just make sure it's a good one, please.

[Gigolo8]

DAmmit, that'll cost more! hehehe

[CallMe9er]

Who's Buddy Holly?

[Theultimatebride]

He was one of the founder members of Wham.

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

kids these days are awful, i should know.

keep talking, make another!

[Theultimatebride]

You're not awful, you're full of aww.

[OhLanceDevlin]

You look so very thin. I've missed you.

[Theultimatebride]

I KNOW!

What the hell is all that about?

I blame stick-thin arms.

Damn my supermodel looks........

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

i was was thinking you are looking pretty thin also. dont disappear!

[kundera30]

Fantastic vlog. I often throw away strainers (sivs) instead of cleaning them.

I get grouchy when people walk near me having stupid conversations on their cell phones.

5 stars for your crotch being on fire because of hot muffins.

[Theultimatebride]

I throw half of my kirchen away because it's just easier that way. The sink is living on borrowed time, frankly.

The sensation of hot food on crotch was actually not bad.

[inanimatedcarbonrod]

blurberry muffins? Hard Candy! - I personal recommend this too.

[inanimatedcarbonrod]

ly, but who cares

[Theultimatebride]

HA!

Hard Candy and even harder muffins.

[bearchay889]

I hate how kids talk these days too though i seem to get in contests with them to see who is the least understandable.People do terrible terrible things with my happiness.Great review.

[Theultimatebride]

I'm just not young enough for kidspeak anymore. That's for other people now. Any day now, one of the little gobshites will call me "pops".

And thanks. The review went much better than I had thought it would. Oh, and I voted for you. Shhhh.

[bearchay889]

Thanks you know i have just thought of a great response to this i'll do when i have the time tomorrow.

[Theultimatebride]

Cool :)