You have chosen poorly

[husambusam]

Nintendo are bullies lol

[Akane1313]

Wow. That is absolute win. I'd say it should've been the original announcer, but it's more fun to discover it after hearing the original and being absolutely sick of him. Then you discover this and enjoy it even more than if it were handed to you.

[LikaLaruku]

Lol.

[mikathemage]

reminds me of that hockey game that had funny commentary from the get go

[redwing711]

@mikathemage NHL Rock the Rink

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

Man, he is gonna feel dumb when I call him out on not being able to say "buoy"

[joemanYT]

"You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?"

[NintendanGX]

it's the brother of the clown from darkseed 2

[Jonassoe]

Yeah, you should have chosen Mariner. Hayami sucks.

[SammEater]

So... is just me or there's other people watching random videos of easter eggs in videogames and movies?

This is awesome. :D

[ColeVecsion]

suuUUUuuuper~!

[AnbusKi]

This is how the developers of Dark Souls think

[MrSdfg23]

@loopofpoop

yes. and can i say you have a really weird name.

[lasaboteuse]

"You don't have an inferiority complex, you're just inferior."

[Edirneli]

There should be an option in games to make presenters like this guy. It's awesome.

[MrSdfg23]

It took 9 YEARS to discover this.

[loopofpoop]

@MrSdfg23 cracked.com?

[NintendanGX]

i love this guy! man... he's so awesome ^^ cheers you right up to the heavens

[giro174]

One day I wish to make a living just as this great man has.

[thatsfornoobs]

oooooo a tuuuurbo.

[thatsfornoobs]

this was my favorite game growing up ;p

[hoshidoragon]

Q: What would happen if Kingdom Hearts' Vanitas became a sports announcer?

A: This.

[240AG]

This anouncer is a real life TROLOLOLOLOLOL.

[tokyopanda13]

This is so funny. I was laughing so hard. xDDD

[MrEmadshalabi]

Typo- "Your"

[Cunnysmythe]

cracked

Never played this game, but this is spectacular.

"You have wasted what little trust i put in you"

[MrEmadshalabi]

Imagine what this guy would say if he followed you and your wife to the bedroom and watched you two in action.

[Perszeusz]

@MrEmadshalabi Someone needs to make a porn game with that premise holy shit

[MrEmadshalabi]

@Perszeusz It was a joke. -_- You know, because I thought it would be funny imagining him saying, "I've finally found the one organ smaller than you brain."

[Perszeusz]

@MrEmadshalabi "OOOOOOH MISSIONARY!"

[CandiFan1]

We reminds me of the AI in Sam and Max 204.

"Time stream altered... jackass."

[kckinsmcg]

This reminds me of myself...yeeeaaah, that's greeeeaaaaat.

[RioEllington]

Inspiration for Troll Dad?

[monicannabella]

"You've betrayed what little trust I put in you."

[NotEvenTrolling]

"you don't have inferiority complex, you're just inferior."

Oh god, that is the greatest line I've ever heard in a gamecube game

[YTCitizen]

@NotEvenTrolling one of the best lines i've ever heard on a game

[chiisuchi1102]

"you don't have inferiority complex, you're just inferior." ROFLLL

[Flubinthetub]

You gotta love when he says, "OH A TURBO!", voice just dripping with sarcasm.

[AntiProtonBoy]

need more games with eggs like these...

[amandajoyceisabella]

LMAO. "Suuuuper..."

[diamondaces1245]

He sounds like an asshole. I'll call him my dad.

[SaulSquid]

GLaDOS' Father?

[plushieboy1234]

@SaulSquid most likely,just as mean and sarcastic as her.

[smartasshater]

"You're just inferior".

I died.

[VintageBalderdash]

This guy is hysterical.

[23Sirus23]

@Schilcote Its a video game.

[fastlane252]

or wait... the tf2 announcer, kinda.

[fastlane252]

its a male version of GLaDOS

cept this was before portal

[foghorn2002]

SUUUUUPER

[BBsgalore]

10 people have chosen poorly

[sirusdavirus1383]

Hes acting like an asian dad lol

[MrEmadshalabi]

@sirusdavirus1383 Tiger Father.

[kkeenn123]

You don't have an inferiority complex. You're just inferior.

[hereisthekhonch]

at 1:40 it should have been like "Nice jump faggot"

[Liolar43]

"You've betrayed what little trust I put in you.." I lol'd. XD Also, Cracked! :D

[supersaninpikachu]

What a jerk.

[TheZarola]

"SUUUUUper."

"OOOOH, a TUR-bo."

"Hoo-RAAAAY."

Hilarious. That guy's such an asshat XD.

[joaovictor1994]

LOL wow this guy is an ass xD I would throw my radio thingy in the water if I had to hear that guy hating on me hahah

[HyperSonicXtreme]

LOL!! what a dick

[Pupuki182]

I loled hard when I did the code XD

[ColeVecsion]

Anyone else want to punch the first hipster you see after listening to this guy?

[ericshinee]

haha he sounds so computerized though

[Katingaan]

Holy shit...that last line is just cruel. But strangely enough I felt more motivated than with the normal announcer.

[marcsman229]

i'm on CRACKED

[Daedricsoulslayer]

@SLAYER3193

Cool story...you know the rest faggot

[SSWarrior77Channel]

Thumb's up if GameStop's facebook sent you here.

[TheMiraculousS]

He mad.

[TheMiraculousS]

That guy's pretty cracked out.

[Daedricsoulslayer]

Gamestop's facebook recommended it. lol

[atome000]

@Daedricsoulslayer haha yeah that's what made me look too

[alienkid]

Is this actually real or is it shenanigans to try to get people to buy this game off of the wii store

[JADS876]

@alienkid I wish I had the knowhow to fake something like this, but this is 100% real

[giffica]

@alienkid No its real

[MommyBird10]

WHO THE FUCK IS THE HIDDEN ANNOUNCER??????????? THIS GAME WAS SHIT ANYWAY

[TheHelloGuvna]

6 people don't have inferiority complexes, they're just inferior.

[Magic2500]

@TheHelloGuvna

Weak.

[infinityissue]

Meow meow, peace out.

[Mikyate]

4 people have betrayed what little trust I put in them.

[InuyashaGirl7291]

Geez, that's awesome. I wish I actually kept this game... xD

[0ShyLikeThat0]

LOL.

[StarwarriorUchiha]

Does anyone know the code? Love to put it in if I ever play the game...

[SuperGameGames]

@StarwarriorUchiha Go to gamewinners it has cheats for any game

[thas1227]

this is in asshole mode

[SuperPivotster]

@thas1227

shut up fuckichino!

[thas1227]

@SuperPivotster who r u???

[SnowflakeVaan]

It sounds like a bored Emperor Palamecia.

[Clay3613]

He's right, you've chosen poorly because you brought a GameCube instead of a PS2!

[Interstate08]

"Ooooooo a turbooo." lol

[BlackIceDragon2005]

Another cool thing about this is that you can actually use it for any character.

All you need to do is highlight that character in whatever mode, exit to the audio settings to enter the code, and go back to where you were at the beginning, and select the same highlighted character.

[jerudoriginal91]

UHHHHHH A TURBO!

[LamentOfInnocence1]

Wave Race:

Simulation edition

[OMGitsFay]

Huh, sounds like David Duchovny.

Every game needs to have this.

[nikobelic37]

I want this announcer in halo or COD OOOOH A DOUBLE KILL! The Chopper Gunner is wasted on you.

[ObviouslyObvious93]

@nikobelic37 OMG YES.

[Groudonmaster687]

Well...this announcer knows how to burn.

[hawhawzz]

suuuuuuperrrr

ohhhh a turbooo

[mchapra]

Youtube Searchbox

[Unnamed0909]

@mchapra wut

[greciasoleble]

i didn't know that Simon Cowell had become skijet races narrator

[itsuki51]

Every game should have a chopbuster.

[Dontfearthepeanut]

Google

[SergeantLuke]

So you're telling me that nobody knew about this for 9 years?!

[strummerrr]

@SlashPrower34

No, everybody's here because of Internet. I love Cracked but I hate the fans, gotta love how many of them just comment "Cracked". Do they sometimes write "Google" or "YouTube search box"?

[MJNSEIFER]

@strummerrr I agree!! I am so sick of people just saying "Cracked" (or variations of "Cracked sent me" or whatever). Yes, I do like Cracked (although I don't find it *that* funny, I just checkout the odd article), and yes I was brought here by Cracked, but can't we just talk about the video?

[adam11mpls]

@SlashPrower34 Yeah pretty much.

[pinwinocdb]

@SlashPrower34  Absolutely :D

[MarzX1802]

@SlashPrower34 Yep.

[FloydMayweatherJr916]

Motherfucking shit. I remember one time I rode a jetski I almost CRACKED my motherfucking skull open. My check's in the mail right Luke?

[KrypticGuy666]

Cracked

[fgsfds121]

SUUUPERRR

I swear this sounds just like a guy I know. Sarcastic out the ass and hardly a kind comment, ever, and he always sounds like he has something better to do when he doesn't.

[redrum0127]

OOOOH A TUUUURBO

[Emwo]

I wonder if they had anything like this for the N64 version

[Oreichalcos]

@Emwo We'll know in 5 years or so.

[LouReedsBooks]

Cracked anyone?

[loitresko]

@LouReedsBooks yeah

[PSXPato]

they should name it d-bag option.

[texjoy86]

Suuuuuuperrrr!

[Sogecyborg]

He sounds like my dad :(

[miketh2005]

@Sogecyborg You have one sad life, little guy. lol

[sculp20]

@SovietMudkipTheTiger

Obvious troll is Obvio....who am i kidding, someone is gonna get mad at this anyway!

[infinityissue]

sounds like the little girl tubro voice is saying "meow meow, peace out"

also, it's hilarious how angry the guy sounds going into the final lap when he says "What holding you back?"

[0bring0out0the0gimp0]

ooooo a turbo!

[nintendolad]

@DeathOnArrivalToo Nintendo doesn't go out to be the best, graphically.

[ClessAileron]

I actually threw this game into my Wii today to confirm it myself. Man, the jerk commentary is hilarious!

P.S. "If I say anything that offends you, let me know. I may want to do it again." Probably my favorite jerk line from that code.

[psycho826]

@ClessAileron lmao i thought you said "chode" at the end

[misternitsua]

Obvious edit is obvious

[doomed29]

Stumbled this, Someone found this out like a week ago right?

[JADS876]

@doomed29 Something like that yeah. I would love to link you the original topic but youtube wont let me.

[tyson346]

@JADS876 i actually figured this out when playing with the sound settings like months ago

[meaningawaitsforyou]

@JADS876 How do you get this announcer dude lol

[JADS876]

@meaningawaitsforyou Cheat Code

[RagnarokSam]

more games need a code that lets you swap the normal announcer for a hateful sarcastic one...

[illustriouschin]

This would be pretty damn sweet if it was in the original game but i'm not going to dig out my game to find out myself so it's probably fake.

[JADS876]

@illustriouschin What are you talking about? This was dumped from the real disc and many others have confirmed that the code is in fact legit.

[illustriouschin]

@JADS876 Their confirmations don't mean much because I would probably say the same thing as them just to mislead people if I knew it was fake, maybe after lunch I will find the game and try it out, so stay tuned!

[JADS876]

@illustriouschin Yeah, I am sure that 100rds of people are in this conspiracy to mislead you about a cheat code in a nine year old game. I am not going to stay tuned because I already know the outcome :)

[iluvskylines1234]

@JADS876

100rds?

[knuxthefox]

Passive-aggressive announcer FTW!

[svengoolie007]

I don't get why you went backwards at the beginning.

[JADS876]

@svengoolie007 Going backwards spews some lines. For example it said "For a minute I thought you where crazy, I was wrong you where crazy for much longer" after I did an other run after going backwards :)

[Charliefr99]

amazing, too bad it wasn't uncovered early

[icqpimp]

Putting this video up without putting "contra" or "contra code/30 man code/konami code" in the tag category is a crime.

[JADS876]

@icqpimp O_o people actually look at the stupid tags? There fixed it for you :)

[MeiReiNeko]

I just tried this, and I'll keep this one on for the LOLZ rather than having the overly enthusiastic annoying voices.. :p

[Koolkitties]

Sounds like the tekken 4 announcer.

[Bibbly53]

I am amused by this.

[trclocke]

I'm depressed now. I need chocolate.

[keeneproject]

can we just call this hipster mode?

[CelicetheGreat]

The precursor to GlaDOS

[Thedeoradude]

ooooh a turbo!

i love nintendo, we need more like this

[DrButler]

You've betrayed what little trust I've put in you.

Mario should be an insult sportscaster in Punch-Out, or something.

[mariotaz]

Wow what a fuckin' arsehole!

[Skullomaniaaaa]

Well at least they were nice enough to change the turbo to a meowing little girl to offset his dickishness.

[slot9]

This makes the game so much better

[AkatsukiCentral]

"You don't have an inferiority complex, you're just inferior."

This line perfectly made my day.

[Yepimdatguy]

@AkatsukiCentral

Same. XD

[mccheeseburger01]

oooooooo a turbo!

[hesteaeble]

lol

[Synth3t1cs]

Wow that announcer really is a dick

[slopeslider90]

You have betrayed what little trust I put in you

That turbo's wasted on you

[Winterfang]

Why is this game in HD? =/

[JADS876]

@Winterfang Because I was running it trough Dolphin, which is a Gamecube/Wii/Triforce emulator.

[Winterfang]

@JADS876

ooh that pretty damn cool, it looks really crisp.

[JADS876]

@Winterfang Sadly has some emulator issues. Look at the hair for example :(

[Winterfang]

@JADS876

Oooh I though the game was like that. still looks great.

How does this emulator work? do you need a wii controller and wii disk?

[jbc429]

@Winterfang

you need a computer.

[BlueJuan85]

Haha this is awesome. I need to get the game now since I only own the original Wave Race.

[marnea1]

@BlueJuan85

Wow! for the Game Boy? Or do you mean Wave Race 64?

[BlueJuan85]

@marnea1 Well duh the N64 version.

[marnea1]

@BlueJuan85

Well the Original Wave Race was on the Game Boy. 64 was it's sequel.

@marnea1 Ohh I never knew there was a Wave Race for Gameboy.