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  • 00:46 = victory dance

  • For the full story behind this particular scene, watch "Last Feast of the Crocodiles". It's truly a breathtaking documentary.

  • Poor Crock.It's OK though he'll get that filthy Baboon next time

  • YESS!!!

    

  • The voice over guy is a right drama queen..

  • Not many people stay alive after that, the monkey is lucky!

  • DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

  • free but surely with deep injuries!!

  • dang it that monkey got away...I was hoping that I would hear a big squeal and maybe see his head rip off...

  • @MonsterHunter721 I was hoping that bitch you call "mom" stuck a long wire hanger in her pussy and bleed to death when she was pregnant with your bitchass..but I guess we don't always get what we want.

  • @TarantulaCandy

    I'm sorry what the hell are you talking about? For one old comment is old, and your being a douche, trolls, got to love them. Do you know what a troll is? Your mexican, and have accounts on celebtv wtf, you must be gay. To top it off, you go around all over the internet trolling. Thats a perfect definition of an asshole

  • I wanted that monkey to get PWN3D

  • lol, my dad reckons it used its legs to push the mouth open a bit. haha,

    i've looking everywhre for this...

  • this monkey had one lucky day!

    go monkey

    :D

  • Go Go Monkeeeee yeah!

  • Everytime I have a fucked up day, I watch this video. Lil monkey reminds to keep fighting, don't let those bastards win.

  • i saw this before on tv i forgot which channel it was on

  • Great sprawl. Great takedown offence. Put this monkey in the ufc!

  • haha he is trying to save his friend!!!

  • his lil ass lucky the croc didnt death roll his shit.

  • FIGHT LIK A MAN!!!

  • Monkey Rocks!

  • That exACT same thing happened to me ........

  • you fucking reject that didnt happen to you...

  • totally did

  • if that was an alligator tha baboons head would have been chewed off -.-

  • they dont chew, they twist

  • omg poor baboon she was lucky!!!

    did you see her relative tried to pull her out?!

  • That monkye is just an artist same as we have during the croco shows. Although this time it went a bit wrong but they are trained for such situations you know. The audience was apparently a bit shocked.

  • other monkeys were like chanting..

    one of us has been caught by the crocs in the head!! Oh well.. It'll grow back anyway!! LOL

  • no it was more like "AHHHH MY HEAD AHHHHHHH GET IT OFF..... GET.. IT ... OFF!!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEAD!!!! MY HEAD AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    I would say this is more like how it was feeling.

  • The monkey is like: ....Wtf?? You all just going to stand around, and let my head get bit??...No one had my back??...Aint this a a bitch. ...The FUCK with you ya'll

    hahahaha

  • thats where the mohawk came from.

  • If u see in slow mo .. it was I.M. Weasel who helped the baboon rofl

  • she'll be all like " f**k you all, i aint ever doing sh1t for y'all ! ""

  • Wth that ather monky trys to help lol that monky have some good Fighting skilzz....:D

  • It cameth from thee bowels of hell xD

  • the one baboon is probably thinking "thanks for the help"

  • The monkey know jujitsu techniques.

  • would have been soo funny seeing a headless monkey walking round tho lmfao

  • @therobb93 would have been funnier if the headless bitch was the one u call "mom"

  • c'mon lil monkey, u can do it

  • poor little monkey! but he did'nt die! =)

  • "....we can't tell..."

    hahahaha the way he said it was soooo funny xD

  • LUCKY MONKEY NEXT TIME NEXT TIME

  • why didnt they help D:

  • LOL screw the crocs

  • The monkey is like ''chalie bit me and it really hurt ''

  • lmfao...

  • Bahaha! Classic man!

  • if i was that monkey i would have poked the crocs eyes out but since i would be a monkey i wouldnt be able to think like that

  • very smart monkey!

  • And very bloody lucky !!! I bet that monkey thinks twice next time it gets thirsty !!!

  • smart enough to put its head in a crocks mouth... wait we do that to.....i take it back, smart monkey.

  • you cannot imagine what we can do when we´re thirsty kid.

  • luckiest ape in the history of the planet

  • haha poor lil monkey =(

  • that's my boy!

    so happy for him! and sad for the croc! lols!

  • holy shit! I'm glad she got away.  ...and I hope she remembers who her real friends are. Only one of those little shits tried to help! :-)

  • i'm sayin!.... assholes.. lol poor thing

  • bet she'll never do that again

  • scare me i thought the monkey was about to die .. how does it manage to escape anyway ? ._.

  • the titles misleading

    I thought I was going to see the shitty monkey die

  • I thought i was going to see the shitty person you are die.

  • @zer089 at least you're not misleading i can see you're a sad bitchass mothetfucker and there's no more to it. =)

  • owned

  • does saying owned make you feel cool

  • lol?

    - you got a problem?

  • The title to this video sounds like animal porn.

  • That monkey has got some skills! Go monkey!

  • yea go monkey!!!!!!

  • woooooow

  • everyone with stupid post. look at how intelligent monkeys are the other member tried to help pull the monkey victim out thats amazing... i swear we evolved from monkeys..

  • Not monkeys, man and ape evolved from a common ancestor. The common ancestor may seem more ape-like than human-like.

  • Show me proof of the common ancestor.

  • go read and study your books loser, you just expect people to show you things. You wont go anywhere if you always expect things to be put under your nose.

    Go to a library and get evolution related books, you´ll find everything about common ancestors.

    Or stick your inbred Adam and EVe lies.

  • I ask because I searched and found no evidence of our common ancestor. There is no skeletal proof, because if there was, there would be no discussion. We assume we have a common ancestor because our DNA is similar, but yet we found no remains. There's also "proof" that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago, yet there are finding of "modern" human in the same soil. We age skeletons by the soil we find them in but couldn't things get buried.... by maybe a Flood?!?

  • Mokeys are stronger than cocodriles ... also .. they got a rock hair

  • Im Glad its OK!!

  • the chick at the end is a cunt

  • the suspense killed my inner child

  • i love the part whenthe first start off then one of his friends help him but did not success...

  • I would point my middle finger into it's eye if that were somebody.

  • hehehehe, if a crocodile attacks me ill poke him in the eye and blind the FU*KER.

  • good monkey u clever hehe

  • die anderen stehn genauso dumm rum wie menschen um einen unfall o.ä. ohne zu helfen,wir stammen von ihnen ab!

  • and you missed my whole point...i am not saying God is up in some magical realm looking into a crystal ball and making gradual changes to the DNA structure of select species, I am just alerting you to the suggestion of determinism...specifically theological determinism--an argument that an atheist has yet to explain away.

  • your observation of attributing distinctly human cognitive social capabilities was incorrect first of all, second of all, this is not the forum to discuss your personal atheistic philosophy, and if you want to open pandora's box about the existence of God, which a detailed and impressive supporting argument can be made, I think if you are trying to make "intellectual" arguments, "Monkey gets head caught inside crocodile" on youtube was not a smart choice. But good luck with that.

  • No, mokeys do not have morals because morality, and ethics in general are strickly a human creation. Monkeys, like many other socially adept species will act in this helpful behavior because it is biologically to the advantage of the continuance of thier species. But before you make such strong comments know the possible counter arguments...what if God or some intelligent designer allowed for evolution to occur? What if instinctual adaptations and natural selection is an intelligent design?

  • What does god have to do with that. Natural selection means that the most prepared survive. I dont think that god is here and is changing the DNA to species so they can survive and have instincts. The DNA change and instinct development can be explained without god. You can see a little natural selection today as the most prepared will get better jobs

  • if monkeys had brains they would carry guns

  • crap !! the monkey is not dead

  • It's kinda awesome how the parent tried to help the baby

  • was this on compton?????lol

    j/k

  • lol 0:28 hahaahhaha ^^ theyre like ''oh shit isnt that our stupid mike again ? this time i wont help !''

  • The monkey probably did what I'd do and started blowing her nose in the crocks mouth. Thus activating the gag reflex due to snot and bugars shooting down its throat. ... um.. ya thats it!

  • would have been funny if she got out like she did then at 1:19 she gets bite again and dragged back to the gator.

  • that is a very smart monkey by going into the mud to try and get away from it wen the croc is in the mud.lol

  • hahahaha owned! stupid monkey(not a racial comment)

  • croc just gave it a warning bite...

  • LoL, fynne as hell :P

  • hehe the way the bloke talks, did the baboon claw the crocs eye! or did his blah blah zzz zzz, who gives a toss? it got away, yipee.

  • How the hell do you get 100 Crocs in that waterhole???/ theres like 10 there..

  • oh god dam that gotta hurt

    !!!!! :'[

  • wtf is with the animals at 0:03 - 0:06 it looked like noahs ark!

  • LOL! True

  • lucky fucckk

  • funny

  • that monkey is a fighter than the other monkey was tryna help

  • poor bugger is gonna have nightmares bout this for a long time!

  • GO MONKEY! :D

  • smartass monkeys just like humans

  • I wouldn't wish death by a monster like that off on any thing. Steve Irwin might've liked them, but I'm not Steve Irwin. I'm happy the little baboon has a second chance.

  • Crocodile, "Haha that sucker must have been scared shitless, man that zebra tasted good earlier."

  • Stupid monkey:D it even didnt know how it get away...

  • i would enjoy watching you getting away from this situation stupid retard.

  • wow its a jiu jitsu methode XDXD

  • Monkeys: Oh hey Jon u got out.

    Jon:oh yea thx for the help...(will walking away) assholes

  • at lwast the other monkey tryed to help

  • hurrah for jiujitsu!!!

  • i think this cocodrile wasnt kill the monkey... only with one move of cocodrile head was killed the small monkey.. cocodrile was only playing... xd

  • i didn't understand what u said

  • other monkey think .... Oh my!! !lets watch_ it's gonna be interesting

  • Bad Monkey!!!!! HAHAHA I BET HE DIDN'T BRUSH HIS TEETH

  • this shit is stupid as hell so is the people that put this up mutha fuckers

  • i bet she clawed the crocs eye

  • WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!! THEIR JUST SITTING THEIR RECORDING IT WHILE SHE MIGHT HAVE DIED!! I WANT TO SUE THEIR ASSES!!!  (but i dont know how)

  • How the hell do you expect some monkeys to pry open a crocodiles mouth?

  • no, i meant the camera guys. they are just recording it while shes trapped there!

  • Oh. Haha. I don't know if i would risk my life for a monkey.

  • then the monkey wouldnt either! (selfish) lol jk

  • damnit fuck the monkey stupid crocodile wasnt trying..

  • just moved new area

    ANYONE UP? I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO wo

  • lol

  • i think his eyesssss

  • his monkey friend is trying to help him!

  • yeah go go go monkey !!!!

  • yay go monkey :P

  • thats horrible fukin crocs i love monkeys

  • fuck crocodile

  • thats sad

  • I wonder what that crocodile was thinking.

    "Hey-- Hey, guys. Check this out. I'm gonna scare the crap outta those stupid monkeys." *chomp*

    Hehehehe.

  • that monkey deserves it for thinking hes the strongest.Serve his right

  • fuck crocodiles

  • Man, dat croc sucks at being fierce.

  • I cud imagine what the monkey said when it ran off.

    Monkey: Fucking had you!

  • the monkey should have died.

    I wanted it to die.

  • Me 2...I hate monkeys

  • i hope u guys get ur head stuck in a crocs mouth i want u to die 2

  • I hope you chock on your dads dick and die

  • great comeback never heard that one b4 and u need spelling lessons im sure choke isnt spelled chock

  • ja pensou se ele sai da boca de um e cai na de outro na mesma hora xD

  • sucks, wished the monkey died.

  • what was that woman at the end?

  • worst documentary EVER!!! hahaha "did the monkey claw the crock's eye or did her muddy fur slip the crock's grasp? we cant tell." what an idiot!!

  • that is one lucky monkey!

  • Never surrender!!!

  • haha imagine this the monkey gets biten the other monkeys run away not wanting to help....the monkey gets away alive imagine the conversation between the monkey that was biten and the other monkeys lol

  • I don't think the other monkeys could say too much back either, the monkey kicked a crocs ass!

  • Yay monkey lives from jaws of death

  • MONKEY'S KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the croc shouldve dominated from the start but the monkey was too clever in the end...weak croc

  • yeah you probably are pawn because saddos like you are a minority sat in there darkened bedrooms stuffing there faces with filth and their minds with shit!

  • Was I the only one laughing my ass off watching this?

  • me too hahahaha..

    3 things to laugh at

    1) monkeys r funny .

    2) they always do sumthin unbelievable like dey drink ppls drinks nd gets demself drunk or dey mess wid tigers ..lol awl on utube..

    3) look at her hairs at de end ..

  • actually i was laughing cuz i thought the monkey was going too die!

    hahahahhaha

  • you sick bastard......... lol

  • cool good that he is free now

  • at :29 some of you nerds with editing skills needs to photoshop some buckets of popcorn in front of the monkeys that are just watching it all go down, lol

  • YES... GO MONKEY

  • Eat that you ugly ass lizard!

  • hey! thats ur mom

  • ha ha..that was good..

  • i think some ass hole is thumbs down everyone for no reason

  • Whos the asshole with the thumbs down? Anyway get me a baboon sandwhich and make it snappy.

  • sad But love the hair lol

  • i cried but when it was free i got happy!! :))

  • GO BABOON WITH MOHAWKK NICE FIGHTT

  • o man i wanted him to die

  • Me too

  • Fucking crazy!:D