The Out-Azrienoch Azrienoch Challenge

[vibrantlight1103]

which video is the pwning myself clip from?

[DEFC0Nyuko]

another freak... wow

[JeeprzCreepers56]

Love the editing.

[JSResponds]

You win.

[theBigTakeover]

Did fakesagan write the forward to your book?

[azrienoch]

No...

[theBigTakeover]

Great self tribute.

[Placebo59348]

I eagerly await a new vid from you.

[azrienoch]

Should be a follow up to this one tomorrow. All entries must be in by then!

[msnomer71]

nooooooooooo

i demand my entry be accepted

[azrienoch]

What entry?

[msnomer71]

hold on, i am posting it any second now

it is uploading as i type this

[meatpuppet]

I think you should put a PDF file of the The Perpetual Wound up for free...just an idea.

[Mariborchan]

he offers you a cookie and you want to eat his whole arm..

[meatpuppet]

Now it's not his arm I would like to have a taste off...

Dude it was a joke, granted not a very good one but shit happens.

[FartheadOgre]

the book is total shit.

[fr3thinker]

Mimicking and mocking isn't a good trait to have so I'll give it a miss at making such a video response.

[ice2drinks]

u're stoned dude...fucking stoned man!! fuck yeah...smoke that fucking joint...

[Elaina43]

#5 or #6

Though I enjoyed all your entries... those two are supurb!

BTW, congrats on having such awesome subs (and I'm including lame-ass ones like me who don't enter your contest).

[Balphaus]

Well done! Finally got it finished :)

[azrienoch]

Indeed! Good to see you.

[TheHornyChihuahua]

Why do so many people on YouTube smoke?

[Mariborchan]

Because they are too young to buy alcohol.

[TheHornyChihuahua]

Or they're too soft for crack.

[Placebo59348]

or too broke to buy crack.

[TheHornyChihuahua]

Crack is wack, but buttcrack is WOW! lol

[opinionhead444]

Your book is a work of art. I really like your reasoning for why are an atheist. The absurdity of life does give an atheist hope for living a life without God. Of course, the absurdity of life does allow for one to believe in God. Ultimately the choice is up to the owner and from there they take ownership.

Great stuff, Az.

[azrienoch]

Thank you, opinion.

[EphemeralStylez]

You will see or hear the word "pretentious" at least five billion times if you haven't already.

[azrienoch]

Nah, I get that on my videos. The book has been clean so far. ;)

[EphemeralStylez]

I hope it stays that way but I found that the trolls helped me improve my style anywayz.

[azrienoch]

Definitely.

[EphemeralStylez]

When I was writing my novel I got trolled like you wouldnt believe...

[EphemeralStylez]

what troll can resist a published writer?

[lirpa69]

These responses are golden!! I'm assuming my autographed copy is on its way? ;)

[azrienoch]

I'll be sending it out today or tomorrow.

[ZullGostnu]

I downloaded the pdf, but I didn't read much of it. I ordered both of your books and I'm waiting for them to come. I prefer to read the books over the pdf.

[Mariborchan]

I just love youtube when I see the video authors posts marked as spam.

[OneMove33]

Your a legend.

[TheReaderReport]

My entry is in. Enjoy

[ReligionIsACrutch]

I would do it but I'll just be considered a faceless troll again, so I'll pass.

[azrienoch]

Oh, come now, RaC. Weareroger is a faceless troll, and he did a great job!

[ReligionIsACrutch]

Nowhere did I say I was concerned about "doing a great job!". If you're going to respond to me, at least make it regarding something I actually said.

[azrienoch]

You're hilarious.

[ReligionIsACrutch]

You're obtuse.

[azrienoch]

The difference between you and me, is I'm willing to explicitly speak of what is implicitly spoken, while you banter about, thinking it possible to speak with an undeniable and specific implication. You DID speak of doing well, for why else would you fear being called a faceless troll? You would, in turn, respond that that's not your reasoning, but do not offer another. Or if you do, you pooh-pooh about the unwanted implications of that explanation. This is a big problem for you.

[ReligionIsACrutch]

"why else would you fear being called a faceless troll"

Because I used to admire you and it's sad when your heroes don't live up to your expectations.

[azrienoch]

Ah. Like when Superman died doing something that wouldn't normally kill him?

[ReligionIsACrutch]

No, more like if you found out that Superman was a racist.

[azrienoch]

Funny thing for superman to be, since he's an alien.

[lirpa69]

Feel the love.

[Trollschool]

RAC: The problem with being something that "used to be admired" is that it is being judged guilty by an ideal, which finds the hero lacking. However, the ideal is at least equally guilty - guilty in virtue of the fact that it does not exist, if for no other reason.

[Trollschool]

RAC: Are you sure you don't mean "obsure"?

[Trollschool]

Actually "obsCure". My keyboard is worthless.

[EphemeralStylez]

LOL

[weareroger]

I am deeply hurt by this accusation of faceless trollism. Commencing sad face in T-Minus four characters.

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[FeelGoodInc4]

You can't be a "faceless troll", you have too many subscriptions :(:((

[Mjhavok]

Here is a question. If you weren't obviously in love with your beautiful wife would you if possible change your sexuality so you found men and women attractive?

[azrienoch]

Oh, I consider myself bisexual regardless of my marriage. watch?v=XApDgUhibxM

[Mjhavok]

Cool. I don't but I have a few gay friends who find me attractive and sometimes I think if I only found them attractive I'd be having more sex lol.

[FeelGoodInk1]

Yes, I think this is a great place! Thank you Melinda!

I can tell by the vibe you and me are going to get along.

[azrienoch]

Coolies. :)

[FeelGoodInk1]

I think I may like it here.

[FeelGoodInk1]

Is this where the cool people hang out?

[FeelGoodInk1]

I see some merit here *cough* *cough*

[SomeBSUTubeName]

A philosopher finally finished his master's thesis on existence versus non-existence. He conclusively proved to himself that he didn't exist. A moment before a copy of The Absurdity of Philosophy had been hurled off a tall building by an ultra-realist. The book hit and killed the philosopher. The book's cover left the impression on his forehead: "of Phil".

[FeelGoodInk1]

LOL

[x71isnwor]

im goign to definitely give this a shot.. but it will take away more time form me reading your book.. i been busy with other stuff and havent looked at it lately.. ill let you know when i get it finished..

[palmtreez101]

I do one soon.

[SurvivorsFaithTV]

So can I have a copy for my b-day which is Monday? lol Cool vid Az, sadly I don't do challenges heh. Maybe I'll find it at a thift store in about 20 years (joking!)

[StevenErnest]

Of course, YOU do the best job of making fun of yourself, heheh, J/K! ;) I think the early work of Dospook -- "Hey, Az-ree-NOCH!" -- is the undefeatable champion of the Az satire, plus he turned out to be such a nice guy and great artist. A cool and smokin' contest!

[st3even]

i can somewhat impersonate you az... i doubt winning anything though.. maybe i'll give it a a shot

[thinkmorepink]

I'm so in on this.

[sonata1992]

*sanctions contestants with holy water*

[3rdWorldCrusader]

Every video you upload makes me stare with my mouth open at all the cool things you are able to do with your camera. =P

[Mariborchan]

what's that brown stuff on your nose?

[cozmikzen]

Wow...fucking Wow!

those past clips were funny as hell!!

[CousinoMacul]

"His inner voice is a pussy."

I still love that line.

I have some great ideas, but I doubt that they'd win any vote. Most people don't get my jokes. :-(

[azrienoch]

Try anyway!

[Mjhavok]

Something along the lines of "Azrienoch's videos are the YouTube equivalent of self harm"?

Wink

[CousinoMacul]

ditto!

[DeadMindWorking]

This should be very very interesting (imagine a German scientist saying this...or Freud)

[onlywhenprovoked]

oh im so in

[mconn2112]

Coming to Kansas huh? Hey, we could meet up and pay a visit to the Westboro Baptist Church. :) I thought Dave lived on the left coast.

[CelphaFiael]

Oh shit. Gonna be fun.

[cvjucla3]

I'll have to check it out.

[eddygoombah]

first