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  • i laughed HARD!!! hahahaha!

  • I remember watching this back in the day.

  • @SkeksisRule Persia no longer exists and it wasn't in Africa either but a good remedial world history class may help.

  • Funny x 1000..

  • Listening to people who live in the northeast bitch and complain about the snow reminded me of this. Funniest comedy bit EVERRRRR!

  • And!!!!To those that don't get it and say Africa was displaced and screwed just think....small pox vaccines,aspirin,penicillin.Th­eir own crooked people are the root of their trouble.If Oprah really cared about Africa she could buy Mozambique,Niger and Gambia for less than half her worth, all three but she ain't do dat aight cause there isn't a Popeyes chicken outlet there and a 7-11open 24 hrs.a day or Walmart to invest in,so wheres Michael Jordan or Shaq talkin bout tha mutha country?

  • I bet even with the freedom of information act you couldn't find out how many U.S. frigon dollars have gone to ignorant,jealous,envious,murde­rous African nations benefiting from their poor.That caveman land over there will never ever ever be prosperous without Euro American people just taking it over and laying down the law with penalties of death.You cannot prosper where 10 year old girls are raped murdered and sold and the same for little boys and crooked governments.Sam was right!!

  • Well said. That nation's been raped for ages.

  • "You know what it is gonna be in a hundred years from now? ITS GONNA BE SAND!!! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!!!" lOL =D

  • There's no rest for Sam .. he lives in a ****ing Ring of Fire, AAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • Rest In Peace

  • YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!!!!!!!!!! Lol!

  • @AppleMac17 "I hate Apple"? What's with that username?

  • @yodefia1998 what's with "applemac?" hahaha

  • At one point in time every human lived in Africa. All the smart ones moved to WHERE THE FOOD WAS!!!!!!!

  • Wow. This actually made me think. Did the people living in the infertile barren areas of Africa live there when it stuff was plentiful, and over time it got that way? Or did they move out there to a place they knew had no resources to support them. It seems to me they wouldn't willingly commit to a death sentence like that. But at the same time why are they still there and not in the lush green areas that are mostly uninhabited? I really need to read some history.

  • @SkeksisRule They are in the deserts because they are usually Internally Displaced, or they are Refugees fleeing from civil war. Where do you think the most dangerous place to live is? If you guessed near the lush green areas you are correct. Thats where the rebels like to reside.

  • @SkeksisRule There are other lifestyles besides agrarian. Many African tribes lived nomadic lifestyles. Nomadic tribes were successfully able to live off the land prior to colonisation. When you don't stay in one place all the time, you don't need to plant crops. Therefore the infertility of the land was not a problem. The character of the land hasn't changed, but the density of the population and also their political freedom HAS changed. Hope this helps.

  • @thefelicits Thanks, that's a good explanation. I'd still like to read up on the history of Africa though, because it seems that places which are desert-like have not always been that way. It makes sense that Africa was mostly nomadic though, because most of it isn't settled or hasn't been developed for very long. Except, of course, for Northern Africa where Egypt and Persia are.

  • Lol becuase africa is full of safe roads for undernurished families to travel and im sure villages "where the food is" will welcome about 1000 more people with open arms and are willing to share thier resources with strangers.  Wow this comedian doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

  • @ky015 Sure doesn't. He obviously doesn't have an education and know what colonialism, imperialism, civil war, refugees, internally displaced peoples is/are.

  • @AppleMac17 He's a comedian, not a historian. If he talked about colonialism and refugees, then it wouldn't be very funny.

  • @LianeandAmy True story lol

  • A comic who left us too soon.

  • 12 people live in a fucking desert.

  • @arnoldsquashbuckles there were NO palestinian gardens that is a MYTH. besides palestine is a made up word derived from filistine who were lazy and let the land of Israel fall into wrack and ruin.

  • Hate To Tell U this but You spelled his name wrong its "KINISON" not "Kinnison" but he was funny as hell, dude use to make me cry laughing r.I.p. Sam

  • wow....this actually what Dane Cook sounds like....

  • @doctordoctordocism do you live in the fucking desert?

  • 11 people dont live where the food is.

  • fab

  • This is funny, but the idea that people living in abject poverty can somehow just get on a jet and fly somewhere else and buy food is uh.... inaccurate. People born into that kind of poverty usually die that way, they have no resources to just magically get up and move somewhere else.

  • @TheNatalie350 yet somehow they muster the energy to fuck?

  • @phlood69 Fucking creates money now? (insert prostitution joke here)

  • lol, u see this, ya its sand, u want to know what its gonna be 100 years from now? ITS GONNA BE SAND!!!!!!! ...this guys fuckin brillant

  • Goddamn he's fucking awesome!

  • He was the best, you can't help but love him!!  Sam, we miss you buddy and glad I got to see you in Rochester, NY back in 1987!! You fuckin' rock my man!!

  • 11 people didnt move

  • @sadman588 11 people should've moved instead of buying a PC

  • its hilarious because its true...

  • C (what) 2 Continue?

  • Its funny, but no, its not true, with modern technology you can grow shit even in space. world hunger has no other explanation but an irrational economic and political system

  • @miguelgr11 yes, and that socio-economic-political system is called socialism / communism more commonly referred to as liberalism or progressivism or clintonism or now they called it obamunism.

  • I had forgotten this one. Classic because it's true.

  • sad, but sooo true

  • @rediwing19 lol insperational speaker. Would berate you until success came of it.

  • If only people would open their fucking eyes...

  • @imdavid123

    and what would they see imdavid? Please enlighten us. You make a comment trying to be profound.. what would they see if they only opened their eyes? Are your eyes open? What have you seen? Share!

  • 10 people didn't get their uhaul. Hey Unbabike, that one, shitty gourd isn't worth an entire truck, cut your losses ad move nigger

  • 9 people hate sandwhichs

  • 9 people never got a sandwich.

  • Why isn't this in the Spotlight?

  • i would have totally elected him for president!!!!!!!!!!!! better than the piece of crap we have now.... but lets not get into that

  • @dancergirl250 Smart person

    "Friends who want to stay friends don't discuss religion or politics." - said by many people.

  • @YomamasGaming good thing none of u people are my friends.... so that quote doesnt really matter now does it??? and that isnt necessarily true my best friend and i discuss politics allllll the time and we are like this *finger crossed* sooooooooo that doesnt really work either :D

  • @dancergirl250 By friends, I meant anyone. You know that -_-.

    And you're really lucky that you and your friend discuss politics and are still friends.

  • @YomamasGaming i know wat u meant..... thats the problem with the world no one wants to talk about things that really matter because they may offend someone,... thats why our government is split into groups that can never reach an agreement until they are forced or until our economy is bout to crash.... everyone is afraid of offending the next person so they would rather just keep their mouth shut instead of working thro their differences... i promise im not a b**** altho i may seem like it now

  • @dancergirl250 I never said you seemed like a "b****". In fact, I think you'd be someone who I'd be a friend with for a very long time.. :) Someone who's actually educated makes me feel a bit more happy about the world.

  • @YomamasGaming YAY!! i didnt mean that you called me a b**** i just sounded b*****y to myself hahahaha....... i didnt want u to think that i was like going off on you or something of the sort :D

  • 8 people need to go back to the medieval times

  • And they are still starving today because they dont go and LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!

  • everyone you hear that's starving to death has 6-7 kids... real smart

  • @LockJaw664

    Im well aware and agree, but it was not completely defunded and basically told to lock the doors and turn out the lights until recently.

  • and he was a former preacher. ;) comedy got a hold of him

  • Sam could get to the heart of any social issue or human condition he was going after in his comedy routines. He always nailed the problem and solution, while you were rolling around on the floor, laughing hysterically. RIP Sam..

  • "IT DOESNT WORK UNLESS HE LOOKS HUNGRY!!!!"

  • lmao! Sam was one of the most hilarious comedians I've ever seen. Man I miss that guy! RIP Sam. You were definitely on your way to legendary status.

  • ITS GOONA BE SAND!

  • Awesome makes me laugh when he screams

  • "We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them, asshole!" Sadly, we made our own deserts out of the inner cities.

  • @Sincopare inner cities? true. and theres also the whole los angeles and las vegas things. so i guess we do live in deserts,

  • @Sincopare Fucking seriously dude? You choose the comments section of a Sam kinnison video to make this point? I hope you twist your ankle today, you point-missing, melodramatic, dick pustule.

  • You know he was cheering in heaven when we got the spawn of Satan! Miss You Sam!

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  • Sam: "Jesus, was it really my time? I seemed to be really hitting it off. Weren't you watching?

    Jesus: "Of course I watched my child, that's why your here now. You are aware about 'Political Correctness' and what it does, Is this not true?"

    Sam: "Oh fuc-er-I mean, yes Jesus, I'm somewhat familiar with this piss poor practice."

    Jesus: "It's gonna get a lot worse a few years from now. Your comedy will be preserved to stand as an example of great comedy before P.C. had media by the short hairs."

  • Why doesn't N.A.S.A spend its money and resources teraforming these places so they can produce viable food sources? If we wanted to colonize other planets this seems like a logical step, so they could justify it as research and feed the hungry :)

  • @jiggidyjones

    Because NASA is nearly completely defunded. That was one of the first things done under our new President.

  • @jiggidyjones terraforming requires DIRT!, not SANNNDDD!!!!!

  • @Wyndstarthedruid Most of Africa has dirt. A lot of the places that are deserts now used to be fertile soil, my point is figure out how to reverse that process and use it as research for teraforming other planets which will also start out as inhospitable. I guess the problem isn't with food production though, it is all about food transport and since africa has been raped of it's natural resources they don't really have much to barter with.

  • @jiggidyjones africa was not raped of anything. they never even knew that shit was there. 2ndly. The only fertile part of africa was the very far north. and south africa, and before british and dutch colonists came there, nothing was growing. they turned it into a farming paradise.

  • @Wyndstarthedruid Read a fucking history textbook dipshit. Colonialism and Imperialism left Africa in ruins. If we had just left them alone, rather then attempt to modernize them they would be living quite fine right now.

  • @AppleMac17 I read the history book, apparently you couldnt comprehend it. when we showed up, they were essentially cavemen. people on remote pacific islands were more advanced. If we left them alone they would STILL be that way, we pump trillions of dollars into africa, clothing, food, vehicles. charity, and its STILL the same, except now...they have guns instead of spears, and 80`s american clothing instead of leather thongs. your username says everything "applemac", nice brain liberal...fail

  • @Wyndstarthedruid "they have guns instead of spears, and 80's american clothing instead of leather thongs." what history book fed you that bullshit? By the way, have any of you actually been to Africa? No? then shut the fuck up and enjoy this funny fucking comedian

  • @l0r3nz0isSaf3 you are gleefully retarded. 

  • @Wyndstarthedruid Haha, I laugh at your stupidity. Yeah if we left them like that they would indeed still be cavemen. Now what the fuck is wrong with that? We wouldn't be wasting trillions if we had just let them be in the first place. We destroyed their traditional culture and gave them those guns. Also, I hate Steve Jobs, I hate Apple and I hate Liberals.

  •  "africa was not raped of anything. they never even knew that shit was there." Another idiot on youtube.

  • @lolrya if you could actually intelligently argue your point, I would attempt to give a fuck, but until then, no fucks will be given today.

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  • @Wyndstarthedruid I all ready made my point.

    You are a idiot, thats it. You want a summary of it?

  • @Wyndstarthedruid

    ......You do know that one of the largest rainforests in the world is located in central Africa, right?

  • @jiggidyjones research for terraforming? glad somebody else knows what terraforming is at least

  • there is soooooooooooooooooo much food in Vegas (Mojave Desert)

  • 5 people wish they had U-HAULS

  • @gogooguy yeah, especially the part where he goes, "come here, come here, do you see this? this is see-yand) hahahahahahahaha

  • phoenix and yuma grow plenty of food in the desert. don't send starving africans u-hauls...send them water (and kill the warlords)

  • god I miss the fuckin guy

  • They have U-Haul in places where there's no food? Wow, I wonder if they have wifi too...

  • 5 people live in a FUCKING DESERT!

  • As if there's tons of arable land that nobody has claimed and refused to share.

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  • funny as hell

    and its sad because that would probably work haha

  • This one skit always cracks me up. True and funny as hell. YOU LIVE IN THE FUCKING DESSERT ASSHOLE!!!

  • there is a lot of truth to this skit

  • could film crew give the kid a sandwich

  • Qualitu

  • Ouch! that must've hurt

  • Classic Kinnison. Old but still funny

  • @rediwing19 yes he would have.

    ''FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!!WE ARE FUCKING RIGHT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!''

    lol ,we miss you Sam Kinison

  • this guy shuld be our president instead of obama too bad he had to die

  • 5 people who realized they are the assholes sending them money and wish they had given them the luggage instead.

  • the greatest

  • XD

  • 1:17 "MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!!" LMAO!

    RIP Sam

  • IT'S GONNA BE SAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 5 people don't know what sand is gonna be in 100 years.

  • 5 people are hungry

  • you see this this is saaand yeaah its saand... EPIC!

  • @neoeyes4u true lol

  • Pure genius

  • ITS GOONA BE SAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "....... WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM ASSHOLE!!!"

  • he said betamax!!!!!!

  • gold

  • This is one of the funniest and also most profound bits of comedy/political satire in the last 100 years.

  • fuckin funny

  • One of my favorites

  • its even funnier because its true

  • click this 1:15 vintage Sam --> EXCELLENT and he's right, who can argue with that.

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    go to where the food is

  • The One and Only, Sam..miss him.

  • the funniest shit, is the true shit!

  • funny as shit this needs more views and comments people. plus its true

  • Get your shit and your kids. We'll make one trip.

    sff

    RIP good man

  • what a funny guy he was!!

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