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  • *Shocked face*

    PACKER.

  • good movie

  • I LiKe thiS movie

  • ...why have i never seen the beginning part .-.

  • im on FIRE im onFIRE

  • nice hahahaah

  • i watch this all the time love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Break it peppy lavou

  • "if you ain't first, you're last." -Ricky Bobby, 2006

  • @danieluzumaki14 No, his dad said that.

  • Im ricky Bobby Christmas is right around the corner what better gift to get than the Jackhawk 9000! availible at Wal-mart

  • if you dont chew big red then fuck you!

  • chip! im all jacked up on mountain dew!!!!

  • i am 10 years old and i'll beat yo ass!

  • The prayer was too funny lol

  • Ricky Booby

  • nice

  • Whats that a catch phrase or epilepsy lol

  • @DrMatt96 Cal*

  • My gf did the shakin and i got baked.... I'm all jacked up on Mt. Dew!.. F*** you Big Red !

  • kony 2012

    

  • @AAjVPKC Kony Should Die. Hes A Sorry Ass Mother Fucker…

  • @AAjVPKC

    please stop with this kony shit, its nothing new at all. grow the fuck up, your not helping

  • @MrJakeman67 well, actually it does help a little plus i sent a 100 bucks to them, so it does help

    P.S. im 35 :D and i agree with Sir fejic you dickweed. do you even know who he is???

  • @AAjVPKC

    and you do understand that only 1/3 of that 100 bucks you sent is actually going to help, the rest of it is just being kept by the guys running it.

    i love how a bunch of people watched a 30 min video and suddenly theyre activists.

  • @MrJakeman67 all oranizations do tht

  • dude free movie!

  • not bad, but kinda expected more of this movie

  • @fejic

    for that you should hang urself.....professor dickweed

  • crappy quality

  • i would STILL ge watching this if the worked

  • "I wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

  • Kal- Hey Rikki, remember the time we got kicked out of biology for playing with machbox cars?

    Rikki- Yeh?

    Kal- Who's retarted now?

    lolololol

  • "98% of you will die at some point in your lives..."

  • 0:56:33...Ricky, control your heart rate! LOL!

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  • how much you sellin that weed for old man?? Dusty Old Fart hahaha to weak

  • haha best part kiss my ass frenchy labeuf

  • this sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but i sure do love fignutuns

  • best movie of all time!!!!! cus im just gonna use a knife to get a different knife out of my leg.

  • @Kkooalla69 What I wonder is, why would a knife be there? Ahaha just perfect for someone who wants to prove their paralyzed

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  • I am a troll. I invented everything.

  • THERE'S A COUGAR IN THE CAR!

  • It's funny how it's called the Jack Off 9000 but it's a damn badass knife

  • That shits fucking badass

  • we'll use this knife to pry it out...lmao

  • IM ALL HIPED UP ON MTN DEW

  • Ricky Booby - Italian Guy

  • FUCK NETFLIX!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I don't know why, but the hand thing gets me every time I watch this movie. "I felt like I was on a spaceship--and I'm not sure what to do with my hands." "If you could just hold them down to your sides, thanks." *scene moves then comes back, Ricky's hand are awkwardly approaching his face* LMAO.

  • Christmas season is right around the corner.And what better gift is to give a loved one a Jack-off 9000.Avalible at Walmart.

  • Whatever happened to the part "You can't have two number ones cause that would make eleven"?

  • i like christmas jesus best

  • well earbuds help me now ive been sick for the past week and the oulet in our bathroom doesnt work so i have a humitifier in my room and my sister is playing my dsi why older sister wait she left

  • HULU plus vs Netflix on wii

  • Rollin like a big shot Chevy tuned up like a nascar pitstop !!!

  • what is the song at 32:00

  • Netflix has nothing on youtube

  • @ShiftymcYiffy except i can watch netflix on the big screen.I tired to watch this movie through youtube on xbox but it wont.YOUTUBE IS SHIT

  • fuck yes this movie is free

  • funny shit

  • ooo and if you dont like big red fvk you

  • wow this movie is funny

  • I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then F*** you.

  • @Blackout5871 That's my favorite quote! lol

  • @LILHAWK123 Same here, right behind "I'M ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!!

  • BORAT!!! XD

  • Lol Jane Lynch is in this movie?! Hilarious!

  • Shake and bake!!!!

  • more free movies come on nowwwww is the only way

  • thhis movie is my favorite movie its soo freakin funny!!!!

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  • they actually went to commercial during the last crash

  • 33:21 " This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but i do love fig newtons."

  • Well use this knife to wiggle it out lmao!

  • Very Funny, Never Stopped Laughing... Great Movie, Definitely Needed A Good Laugh Or Two..

  • thank you baby jesus

  • i lllllllllllllllllllllllooooooo­oooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv­vvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this movie so much

  • I fell bad for that old man lol...

  • DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBT

  • i have seen this vid, but i forgot what happens I know that he stabbes himself in the thigh

  • (IF YOU AIN'T FIRST YOU LAST) and some one have to kick some ass

  • man the fucken worst movie ev

  • A KUUNAEMA TATA BITCHES!!!!!!

  • Chip im all jacked up on mountain dew! :P

  • damn funny that gay stuff is just sick and nasty ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Favorite movie of all time.

  • 免费观看

  • @nxslsjy dont now what you say but hell ya

    

  • you brought this on chip!

  • i thought it was halarious

  • 1:12:00 to 1: 12:50 thats what she said

  • ewwww two men kissing so nasty i would of shook the hand

  • The funniest Americana Movie I have ever seen.... LOL....

  • i like to party so i like my jesus to party lmbo

  • Help me Tom Cruise!!!!

  • Ricky Booby :D

  • Im all jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! Im gonna jump on you like a spider monkey!!! :D

    (sticks up middle finger) It's real nice. I got it on target. It was for sell :D

  • Dear baby Jesus ; Jesus isn't always a baby. You know he grew up; You know, I like the christmas Jesus better. When you pray, you can call him teenager Jesus, bearded Jesus, or adult Jesus, but I like christmas Jesus! :D Love it!!!

  • lol .

  • I'm Also Thinkin Bout Getin A Gun And Becomein A Crack Dealer Not Like A Mean One But... You Know... Kinda Friendly... Hey Guys.......Wanta Buy Some Crack?! LMAFO

  • @Todayzzzy i looveeee this movrie

  • I'm not sure wut to do with my hands! haha

  • 73 people arent first.

  • cool

  • 10:00 save point

    

  • "what the hell,there's a god damn cougar in the car"

  • @LTjap ya i put it there

  • sdfbghbdfbh

  • 53:15 is hilarious.

  • Instant classic. Awesome it's on Youtube for free too...

  • HELP ME ALLAH!!!!!!!!

  • FUNNY RICKY BOBBY :P

  • What do you have to drink the night before to wake up and piss excellence?

  • i love this

  • "As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole. Which is of course a statement of fact, and in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation."

  •  "Send that weird man back to Indonesia!"

  • LMFAO!!!! CUT AROUND THE MEAT!!

  • they cut out some of the best stuff

  • THAT JUST HAPPENED

  • best movie ever

  • Why do all the crackle movies I try to watch keep freezeing up halfway thru? anyone else have this problem?

  • @jtoddjb

    remember where you were,

    refresh,

    and then skip to where you were again

  • Did he like have sex with his sister? -_-

  • @TheShawnda29 yah he did and if that was my sister i would to

  • @TheShawnda29 no! its his assistant. She say's ah no its susan your assistant. But when I first saw the movie I thought she said sister too

  • love this moviie :)

  • love this moviie :)

  • Greatest movie evar JK!

  • "I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Big Red: FUCK YOU!" xD

  • Hakuna Matata, Bitches!!

  • When i wake up in the morning i piss excellence!

  • Hey is that a huffy?!

  • fucking youtube has better free movies than netflix does and netflix aint free

  • @MrBeastin991 So true... I've been coming here more often than watching from Netflix lately.

  • i just found out that you can watch movies on youtube.

  • Best youtube movie! well this and Ace Ventura

  • im on fire im on fire god damnt

  • the vibration in going up my legs

    best part LMAO

  • anarchy!

    

  • Check out  B Hamp-Do the Ricky Bobby

    This guy liked this movie so much that he made a song about it hahaha

    "If you ain't first your last!"

  • chip im gonna come at you like a spider monkey ha

  • this movie is hillarious

  • that hit the spot. good movie. i wanna go fast!

  • acuna matata bitces

    

  • i win the races and i win the damn money haha

  • if you dont chew big red the fck you :P

  • "Awww Ma not my prison shank"

  • CUT AROUND THE MEAT

    

  • pleas b 18

  • HELP ME JESUS HELP ME JEWISH TOM CRUISE TOM CRUISE YOUR THE BEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD TO GET THE FIRE OFF ME

  • @BethXEaston tom cruise is not jewish hes studies scientology... just saying...

  • "From now on it's El Diablo", "whats that?" Its Spanish for like a fighting chicken!"

  • "I got a chubby right now"

  • cool piant job

  • if u aint first your last

  • :D Good movie! 

  • "If you aint first your last"!!!

  • Here's somthing to raise your spirits *flips off* its real nice. i got it a target, it was on sale

  • lol..

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  • Guys theres a ton of moar free movies!

  • I can't believe this is legally free on youtube! Makes me so happy. :)

  • "Chip,I'm jacked up on Mountain Dew."

  • ''Dad,you made that grace your b*****.'' 

  • I'm Ricky Bobbi and if You don't chew big red then F**k You.

  • if you don't chew Big Red then F**k you

  • just a solid comedy...right from the start "..tell you what,im gonna go cry and get some milk" lmao,to great!!

  • Everytime i try to watch a movie from Crackle, it plays for about 2 min and then freezes and i have to reload

  • Fuck you swamp people

  • 1936! Yaww

  • BEST MOVIE EVER!!! Shake an Bake....Now ya c me, now ya dont!