The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon tries to open an asparagus jar

[AirinMatalang]

he sounds like he's turning into hulk :D

[Jacyannxo]

lmao. this was one of the first episodes that i saw that hooked me to the show. <33

[juddyabbott]

Great plan, Sheldon. ; )

[TheCooker101]

Tazzledevildee-

And then Sheldon says, " FYI, I was defrosting a steak in there." haha!

[tazziedevildee]

leonard : ouw! stephanie: ooh ur gonna need stitches! Leonard : like, with a needle? stephanie: well yeah Leonard: oh ok , hang o na minute,,,, huuaaaghblaaaughf! ta, blaughfa  LOL

[Thechief4life]

Who eats white asparagus???

[AceyDeucee]

fat version of katy perry

[WacthforkarenS]

Lmao xD must funny scene I have ever seen It made me cry x'D

[issisoul]

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thumbs up plx

[magnoliasouth]

FYI, I was defrosting a steak in there. ROFL!!!

[shayna371]

Best. Show. EVER! Sheldon is my hero :D

[lukeguy0]

FYI i was defrosting a steak in there LOL

[simplystarkid]

SHELDON'S LIKE A BIG FLUFFY TEADYBEAR MADE OF SMILES AND RAINBOWS AND KNOWLEDGE.

[zedkpea]

@simplystarkid true dat! :D

[ullvar1993]

2 people were defrosting a steak in the sink.

[kylerenwick86]

HAHA "Like a Gladiator"

[Sursion7]

You'd think a physicist would be good at opening things.

[tolipotua12]

The steak is gonna be well marinated. YUM!

[LieutenantIKim]

i know it's weird, but i suddenly had a craving for opening that jar!!

[1KevinsFamousChili1]

FYI i was de-frosting a steak in there xD

[ChezaChan1364]

Whatever happened to Stephanie? =/

[dilbertfungoing]

Righty tighty sheldon. apparently he didn't realise this, he was twisting it the wrong way---

[gaysiya198]

"by making constipated moose sounds?"

ROFL... xD

[BubblesEternal]

Stitches? I would have the exact same reaction. Ugh.

[smcneal057]

Well there won't be steak tonight.

[emoduck137]

Like a gladiator!! XD

[BlackLoveSwan]

it looks like he's trying to open the jar by turning the wrong way?

[MrMisterman1]

that is just sad

[tbbtfan14]

@mur1oc that steak is not going to taste good

[mur1oc]

FYI I was defrosting a stake in there

[Ammo1174]

we need a religion called sheldonism, think how much smarter and more antisocial the world would be if we were all followers of sheldonism

[caraababess]

@TheMegaAhaaaa agreed :D

[TheMegaAhaaaa]

Is it me or is Sheldon really cute? No ? Must be just me

[LonerGalore]

@TheMegaAhaaaa It's not just you; Sheldon is REALLY cute. :3

[aagmhdsgt]

@TheMegaAhaaaa HE IS!!!!

[Blazekickz]

this was frikkin hilarious

[clois95]

"would it work if I just puched you in the face?"

[crusader5673]

@clois95 "yes actually it would, but lets see how the lid goes"

[Leopold3000]

Sheldon can be quite sweet sometimes... in his own twisted way though of course.

[luciann82]

constipating mousse sound :))...lol....hilarious

[biro89]

FYI I was defrosting a steak in there hahaha

[stargirlvictoria]

oh poor leonard =_____=

[cutyariana]

lol its so cute of sheldon trying to help leonard

[KristianMandarino]

how many nerds does it take to open an asparagus jar?

[IssyRedbird]

@KristianMandarino Definitely more than two. XD

[blueredcore]

looks like 2 ppl can't open an asparagus jar...

[amd12345678901000]

man...i LOVEEEE this show....hahah...cant wait for next season to start...sheldon FTW...i always laugh harder than anyother shows :D :D ...

[Bikendi100]

TBBT is the prove dat shows dat the mOAR intelligence yu have, the less common sense yu posses. LOVE DIS SHOW :D

[benjimaddenrules]

He not gunna eat that steak!!!

[harlemstutter]

Hulk want asparagus!

[lightsmbp]

i was defrosting a steak in there HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Najbrugge]

2:26 - "FY I was frosting a steak in there" --> did Sheldon just say F*ck You??? Can't believe it!

[MyGuruLife]

FYI, i was de-frosting a steak in there.  He looks so offended!! =D

[Elidan1012]

@MyGuruLife

No. He says "FYI, I was defrosting a steak in there" FYI = For your information.

[MyGuruLife]

@Elidan1012 wrong comment bro ;)

[Elidan1012]

@MyGuruLife Haha :P My mistake ^^

[Firecat0]

Sheldon is obviously the alpha male here. XD

[MarisPallitax1]

OMG, I also have a phobia of needles! ... oh crap, I'm like Leonard! (just kidding, he's not too bad) ;)

[habiebiee]

it may sounds funny but sheldon is right....I am sure most female like strong men... :D

[MrBaedan]

POOR sheldon

[paxpacis2]

hold under hot water?

[lazlitoo]

nicceee..!!!!!!!!

[PAVN]

lol xD

[futurestar94britfan]

like a gladiator!

[juanpvp12]

fyi i was defrozing a stake! THIS SHOW IS TOO FUNNY !! sheldon completes this show

[DrAznmuff]

at first it sounded like a dinosaur roaring.

[XftumchX]

This is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen!!!

[YzorYzor]

LMAO.... OSSUM!

[SlowRice]

haha:P the audience totally fell for it when the glass broke:P

[frozenafro]

FYI I was defrosting a steak in there. I LOVE SHELDON HE IS SO CUTE

[8Sigurd]

What. A. Fail.

I love it :)

[nightwrighterBLSBBMg]

FYI I was defrosting a steak in there. :/

=] lol

[TheBulle]

haha I love how Sheldon obviously is the alpha male...even after faking that he can't open the can, after loosening the can...Leonard still can't open the damn thing! Leonard is so a beta!

[Ther3tr0]

Dr Sheldon Cooper ftw!

[takineko]

Sheldon, you're so obviously not the beta male on this show, LMAO

[nomchews]

@takineko Actually, Sheldon probably is the beta male, i think the term you were after is Alpha male . In which case, besides strength Sheldon is still technically the Alpha male based on the context which this group works under, i.e. they class the significance of their piers of qualifications, IQ, comic/misc. knowledge etc. which he clearly wins.

[oneperson2person]

@takineko I know, Sheldon is the top dog. 

[kingster20]

sheldon ftw!

[WillowyWeeper]

With a needle? LMAO I love this show!!

[BigMaleSpidaProd97]

''im bleeding''

''like a gladiator''

[toryrocks]

love this show! lol, i love how he can't open it

[xClaraJaynex]

BHAHAHAA

[Saxkrig]

i love this clip from 1:55

"Hang on a sec. *HURL*"

[denisaibelmonteserin]

fyi i was defrozing a stake! omg, love sheldon