khmer joke

[tyayaful]

hahahahahaa..... this is really fucking make me laugh hahahaha

[khmerpride94]

make me laugh so hard, thx man , Khmer Pride <3

[KidzWhoFuckUup]

Heres basically the story

A couple was arguing and a monk comes and tells them to stop arguing, so the couple tells the monk to mind his own business. Later the wife gets really mad so she gets a rock and tries to throw at her husband but he dodges then it hits the monk. I know it doesn't sound funny in English but in Khmer it's funnier.

[brianyoou]

I got a better khmer joke, what car do you take to pick up the old man?

TO YO TA

[wroar96]

First house gets money second house gets cooked rice third house two people fighting old man done walking tells people stop fighting one person: old man don't know anything and i believe at the end he said the the old man kicked his ass xD idk FAIL Cambodian D;

[LuNaTicKRiDaZ]

me no understand yo langwich hahahah

[LGLG69]

You look like my Filipino friend.

[KCAASE]

Can you speak English and I know your title says "Khmer Joke", but we need the English version if it is possible. Thanks.

[true4lif31]

laugh soo hard, i almost pissed on myself! u have anymore khmer joke?

[bboyRick60]

HAHAHA i dont get it..O_o

[MangoRoigaroo]

Hahaha It's not FUN 

[jariyah99]

that last part was very funny thanks its made my night

[jamasian96]

If your a 100% cambodian you will get this joke. its so funny

[bboyRick60]

@jamasian96 I'm 100% cambodian

yet, i still dont get it :{

[MrKhmrtom777]

I get your joke dude the monk dont said (MI JOI MEAI

[rexman114]

HIGH DUDE!! u just look like my younger brother who has been working in cambodia and THx for ur joke... VERY VERY FUNNY!!! and awesome keep it up dude

[bunnathchan]

thx bro for ur comment ..

[xxAznChimpxx]

im khmer and i dont understand O_O

[jessehou86]

tthis guy isn't white wash hella fluent khmai...represent..... khmer pride

[ThtKhmerGrlAllie]

lol that was funniee=]

[sunrise3500]

Good job for the try, but I don't find it too funny - maybe because I think religion is a joke. Come up with another cleaner joke, it might be funny.

[589788]

It is so embarassed ,but it is really funny though.......

[MegaBris]

Dude, the only thing i'm laughing about is ur face...

[kora8817]

lol that funny you should put more up and for the people who cant understand khmai and are khmai's im embarressed sorry you khmai you should know how to speak and understand khmai whether we in the mainland or not

[S0mara]

wowee im Khmai & i dont freekin undastand!!! haha Khmai FOR LiFE DUDE

[bunnathchan]

oh.. thx 4 ur nice comment ...

[kevinthebomb]

lol nice it might be bahp for lok thas (monks)

[GwendolynGuillotine]

LOL.

[muydramasfan]

haahaa...funny. Thank for sharing.

[komlang]

thatjoke is funny base how u tell it,..he killed it

[ladyhunter111]

ur kinda gay man.......haha

[AGuyCalledGerald]

Haha nice.. I wish was more fluent at speaking khmer

[GabberzNdBrinerz]

my grandpa's a monk..lol...ikant imagine him doing thaat..lol

[GabberzNdBrinerz]

sombody translate???

im cambodian but born american..lol

[2shourt]

that's sad

[xilobabe]

I was born and raised in America.. And I understood. =|

[Khemera777]

I used to tell that joke and sex jokes to the old people. People love the inappropriate stuff, damn old people lol. But, you need to work on delivery, bro. You have mono tone speech and that just kills the joke. When the joke part comes in you need to exaggerate it. That's all I got to say about improvement :D

[khmerkakashi]

hahaha...

[Laotions]

U Need A English Translation, If u wanna telling this joke. U need to start programming this English translation. So Fuckin LAmo!!!

[RockSprinkle]

lol. havent heard that for long

[supersenni]

hahahaha!!

i'm khmer and didn't understand a word of that.

i think i'm just laughing at how you ended the video.

could you perhaps translate it?

[LeakenaDoll]

lol great job thats a funny ass joke!!!

[XTC204]

u dont look khmer u look flip LOL.

[AMagesDds1]

another typical cambodian gay ass joke.

[bunnathchan]

wat up bitch i dun pay u shit to watch my video so shut the fuck up .... if u dun like my video dun watch it then ...

[azndrifter183]

stupid dumbass

[waphou]

lol that bitch is stupid xD

[morristauch]

acully baybeehmer im cambodian i understood i jsut didnt think it was funnny

[JACENZ]

that's fcked up not funny at all G

[morristauch]

srry not funny

[baybeekhmer18]

well thats because u didnt understand it. well i didnt either but i laugh anyways lol.

[dudex210]

i understand how come u guys dont ooo iforgot most of u not cambodian

[pochlomin]

I really want to see the monk doing that.lol Thanks:)poch

[lilney1291]

lolz funny...

[sothpannha]

i heard this story million times already

[dudex210]

i understand how come a few thogh

[PkaMeas92]

LOL! lork samai ey loy jap jeng mong! but nice try....

[DoUbLeAxEl4EvEr]

this is funny if u understand it

[KhmerChay]

lol typical cambodian jokes always about the wifes lol

[GetMeThere1]

I'm a white American, but I'd like to learn Khmer and visit Cambodia. Unfortunately, there are very few books or lessons available to help to learn to speak Khmer.

The Khmer people are the proudest people in SE Asia--and have been for 1000 years!

[xxcounkhmerxx]

lol..thx for sharing na..u speak very clearly n u also remind me of ma friend bck home..

[xxcounkhmerxx]

lol..thx for sharing na..u speak very clearly n u also remind me of ma friend bck home..

[KhmerUnity]

He clearly has Chinese decsent in the way he looks and the way he speaks Khmer. I'm orginally from Battambang and my accent is way different than his but SO WHAT. What defines Khmer?? The way you look, how you speak, or how you feel in your heart. Being Khmer is having the love for Khmer not the physical aspect. Do you know how many Khmer people in America "LOOK" Khmer and don't speak a word of Khmer and only English. Now you tell me who is Khmer? Stop being Ignorant.

[KhmerUnity]

He clearly has chinese descent not only in his looks, but also in the way he speaks Khmer. I'm originally from Battambang, my accent is way different from his, but so what. What makes someone Khmer? The way they look, the way they speak, or how they feel in their heart?? Being Khmer is the love for Khmer not the physical aspect. You know how many Khmer people in America "LOOK" Khmer but don't speak a word of Khmer and only English. You tell me who is Khmer? Please stop being IGNORANT.

[minirexii]

mpreap fuck up wat r u den? im khmer and pround of it. go download ur gay porno

[khmershuffler117]

mp rape watever your name is iam khmer and some of us look like chinese but have you ever thought that do you look like an arab

by the way nice joke dude

[khmershuffler117]

mp rape watever your name is iam khmer and some of us look like chinese but have you ever thought that do you look like an arab

by the way nice joke dude

[mpreap]

dude you are NOT khmer... you look chiny.. look at your eyes... you are not khmer... even if you do speak khmer.

[lilanime25]

so he might be how do you know ...look at me i look black and mexican but im actually viet, cambo, and chinese

[xxxlilgansta100]

shut up ! he never said he was cambodian !

he's just telling a fucken joke ! ohk? ?

[DoUbLeAxEl4EvEr]

but its in cambodian

[lilney1291]

lolz it's funny tell another one please lolz thanx

[tropicpixie]

I'm Cambodian.

yay me.

[hooyacom]

thats a bad joke

[DanhBroz]

yeeee !

a kamouw !

[brandonboi98]

khmer rules!and i need to go back to cambodia they got new malls!i havent been there in 3 yrs!and i dont no what he is saying (i only no a little khmer cause we moved to us 20 yrs ago)but my dad laughed

[BadazzMeyMay]

hahahalol

[SEXYAZZPOLLY]

haha thats funny neva thought a monk would cuss like dhat =]

[yun514]

hahaha

[khmer2thebone]

hahaha... funny, funny, funny..

[leegogeta]

heheh i calledmy mum and she cracked up laughing :)

[leegogeta]

yay ur a cambodian

[jamenead]

i remember when i was in cambodia. I really like to tell this kind of joke. But anyway r u from cambodian cause ur khmer is almost as good as Cambodian people.

[twiggy562]

it wasn't fast at all.. haha

but it was a good one..!!!

[lilstone99]

hahahahah, that's funny....hahahaha

[ckevin5]

ok something about a few ppl together at a home. u speak 2 fast and ya lost me

[Penhleak]

The couple is fighting. The monk goes to ask for some food. The wife says they have no food. then they keep fighting. Since he can't stand them fighting he tell the couple to calm down several times. The husband ignore his advise and even told the monk to stay away from their business... The monk then cusses him and decides to fight with the couple.

[ckevin5]

oh thanks man. LMAO that is funny. i'm khmer but i don't speach as much as i used to 8 yrs ago

[dannysuy]

wow are you an americanized cambodian? i am but my khmer is good but your is way better haha, i dont get the joke but yeah haha

[Penhleak]

I guess he grows up in Cambodia because his Khmer doesn't sound like those of Khmer-American.

[KosyenElef]

Yes it does... xD Hell yes it does... Haven't you heard a Kampuchea Khmer? And yes i have... My Grandparents xD