"wetter than an otter's pocket"

[craigfromnewcastle]

hahahahah it's the best thing since "I want to ask 5 star why they're so fucking shite!! you're shite you're shite" haha

[craigfromnewcastle]

Alan in North Yorkshire - one day I'll buy you a pint hahahahahaha you star

[0chunk0]

The guy who tweeted this was blatantly knee deep in Vicky.

[jenksieeeee]

Geordie Shore

[DinoDoesStuff]

My friend told me of this and I admit that I have never come across the saying before, however, that said, I knew exactly what it was inferring. It must be a British thing as we do love our euphemisms. I pity anybody learning English as a second language - Brits can talk all day without actually referring directly to the true subject.

[flutterflygoddess]

Hilarious!!



[GodImHideous]

otter's pocket? god you brits take the fun out of everything. even wet, slimy pussy.

[fac191]

I love the really earnest head nodding & conversation they all have about it! Priceless.

[usillyass]

thumbs up for alan,when social netwanking works

[elemental12345678900]

The Inbetweeners

[88josh88josh]

haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



[antichris78]

Viz!!! Well played Alan from North Yorkshire. Now try and get 'bag of slugs' in there.

[humespork]

I love life.

[chuffsteruk]

The phrase is"Her fanny was wetter than an otters pocket".Taken out of context,it just isn't that filthy.

[dberg369]

*director spits coffee out*

[rojbalc]

Right, that's the gauntlet down. I'm gonna write in with "wetter than Rod Hull's roof" tomorrow and see if they read it out.

[twotonetim]

God bless you Alan in North Yorkshire

[JJ62]

Heh, that is fucking ace. Poor girl.

She's aged a lot lately too.

[Porcelanesa]

Didn't know that one either...

[Broomedy]

Whoops!

[Cemanthe]

Oh dear LOL!!! How funny :)

[enott93]

slang for vagina

[algoyo]

Jesus H Christ

[midianholic]

I adore carole.

[Ninjasquirrel5]

Am from York'sha, And I approve this.

[tekpic04]

Fantastic Carol K!

[benzilla04]

lmao

[DERAJYDAC]

wetter than paris hilton at a billionaires convention

[SocialZombie]

lol, gotta be honest I had to look that one up. Must be an UK thing.

[SirMrJames]

@SocialZombie To be honest, its a no thing thing, Made by the internet, nearly everything means penis or vagina nowadays.

[pigpenthegreat]

I remember seeing this live on telly, how I laughed :)

[Slantsixx]

And boom goes the dynamite.

[Mubble]

F-ing lol!



[robinflugal]

Stay classy BBC.

[glitterglue66]

Oops.

[obstacle1978]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Alan in Yorkshire, you are a legend!!

[primate72]

and it is too.hahaha.on the fringe of the ninth hole.

[flybikeslee]

facepalm



[oldfashionedman]

It doesnt mean the rain, it means your minge.

[mx6lover]

@oldfashionedman -- if it wasn't for South Park I would not know what a 'minge' is, was & will always be !

[deadpassive]

@oldfashionedman It doesn't mean your minge at all, it's just a simile for something wet. It is therefore not rude.

I did laugh, though.

[craigfromnewcastle]

@deadpassive shite