How To Time Travel

[MsKali202]

This shit is confusing I really want to go back to 1985 I just want to stay for a month mt life sucking in 200s i hate it i am always bullied and i just want to see how it is i want to be an actress but being an actress in the 80s is better. So please if this crap dose work messege me

[savage696973]

Shit crazy and confusion

[sander201247]

so if i understand, if you are in the past you cant get back, cause there is no back?

[ademaro79]

please help me with all my heart 6 weeks August 12, a fatal mistake killed my wife, I want to kill myself, have a 1 year old daughter. girl was her life, I do not know what to do Please if indeed it is true that one can travel in time I would like to prevent this great evil which has come upon my family so if you even want a ticket to send an email to me the day before the disaster occurs to prevent it, I beg you help me I do anything please contact me at apollo_adrian@yahoo.com for details

[acha0077]

Want 2 see my iPad 35?

[beansterman1998]

Just call the Teleporting Fat Guy.

[TimeTravelTruther]

I tell you how I did it in my videos & book on my cannel. I tell you what’s the keys & what fuels & powers time travel & teleportation. “Being in requirement first off.” You need the key (Merkabah) Witch is manifested with your thoughts. Then you need the fuel witch is Desire to be & do. Then the Merkabah key is turned by Love. Merkabah is powered & navigated by the power of Love. This all happens in the moment. The moment is where all the magic happens :)o*o

[MrGamerBoy1212]

You already are traveling backwards in time. It takes time for light to travel, no matter how small or long. say you looked at a star and light from the star to you takes 4 light years. then you are looking at the star as it was 4 light years ago. ;^)

[jman71ful]

I would Save mj too

[Young2Media]

IF I Could I Would Have Saved Michael Jackson!!!!!!!!!!

[zacharybaringer]

i typed in how to get your hamster pregnet

[legoboyize]

wow i realy watched this shit



[felolis]

it's impossible to travel back in time unless you find a worm hole and have the energy of an exploding star beacus it's impossible to travel at the speed of light or faster

[BaxterXenon]

2:47 why not use the toilet?

[funnygirl491]

2:06 "bitch to power your vehical"

[AntiReality5]

wtf? if this video was made in 1985 then how did they get that ipod, and razer phone???

[bradas128]

@AntiReality5 cus they traveled to the future and brought them back in time?

[MrSpongedog]

@AntiReality5 maybe they gotten it from the future

[zlimmer92]

Doesn't Einsteins theory apply to travel forward in time, not backwards?

[irbb07]

u know every 1 would abuse the future knowledge 4 fincal profit if they could travel 2 the past.

[vampirelord1217]

wow i see we dont make any progress here jajaja thats because there is no actual time taking place we are in a infinite here and now our brain asume that some line of time is taking place as we experience our lifes cuz the ego need to believe its here now but our conciousness maybe can travel in our dreams or death. also the past is just memories data bytes of experiences in our brain not in the out side reality .

[99KKKing]

Those who say have time travelled, do you have in remembrance your device scheme? Can you tell us of the future? And if you really did come from the future, why consume the time to create a YouTube account and pitifully comment if there is no time machine within your grasp? This topic is of great significance, more than any presume.

[anticorncob6]

I'm stuck in May 2011 and at this time nobody has time traveled... HELP

[attkmast3r]

using time travel this irresponsibly could damage the fabric of time and space itself, it would be stupid to go ahead in time because you are too impatient to wait for your meal to cook, wow people aren't very smart now a days.

[mindfulty]

Great job. Furthered my understanding of several time travel concepts. Thanks

[gisibah]

an SNES is an infinite power source???

[giriisindahouse]

You show this to Einstein & Newton & they'll die of heart attack

[CupcakeExplosion11]

Who would Have known a Super Famicom has Infanant energy?

[DoomedLucid]

i would have done,

1. travel to the future, (like you guys said.)

2. once in the future get a time machine.

3. sell it back in time

4. profit!!

[irbb07]

@DoomedLucid why would u sell your time machine? if u want profit just keep playing the lotter r place sport bets like biff in b t t f 2.

[TheDVStudio]

Guys, just look at the shoes of the big guy...... Convers All Star......in 1985???? lol

[ubercoolist]

mindfuck

[TheSnak369]

how old is this video? not when it was posted

[UPANDCOMINGGSI]

@TheSnak369 it looks like it could be from 'Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy' which IF it is, then its early 80's

[BoomBrush]

How to kill Justin Bieber.

1. Swear at Chuck Norris and say your Justin Bieber.

Done.

[zawol17]

The "paradoxes" people talk about could be solved in different ways. It could be that you can't go back in time to a time that you are alive. It could also be this parallel universe theory, but that would suck because you can't change anything in real life. In other words, you wouldn't be able to kill Justin Bieber before he got famous with his security guards. :(

[dementor338]

2:55 is funny. He puts goggles over his glasses. hahahah

[diegofany23]

star wars... xD

[NixonAre]

well if TACHYONS exsist, we can not prov it. they will be in the past:P

[irbb07]

which u know that people want 2 go 2 the past and cahnge what happen so that they dont have regrets and the would use it 4 money gain!!!!

[theBIGHOMY]

i was going to watch this but i'd rather learn how to moon walk PEACE BITCH !....

[sfinlondon]

lol..



[jjuliusr]

dude did that guy just bring an ipod and DVD's from the future in 1985?? lol they were psychics ^^

[TheWilliamMaster]

hmm... this makes me think about going to the dark ages with all the present technology that they dont have. imagine how much we would increase in smarts right now...

[tia40wolpol]

this is as gay as justin beiber xD

[xXBlu3Haz3Xx]

i have been watching an entire TWO MINUTE MOTHER FUCKING ADVERTISEMENT! YOUTUBE ---- YOUSUCK.

[1667Daniela]

HAHAHA....it was funny!

In the near future, probably I will not laugh so much because we will see this travel machine transporting people in different times spaces.

[ecvsio]

how see in the past...in a simple way... without blah blah blah

1 get a GIANT MIRROR. bigger than the earth

2 put it in space away from you with 10 light years

3 get a cool telescope that can see things away from light years.

4 YAY YOU CAN SEE WHAT WAS 10 YEARS AGO IN THE MIRROR

[tdctop]

@ecvsio

It would show 20 years ago, 10 years for the light to reach the mirror from earth and 10 years for it to reach your telescope from the mirror... 10 + 10 = 20 (i failed highschool math but i am pretty sure im right)...

If you want to see 10 years ago then it should be 5 light years away from you.

[Alankartambe1]

step 1: remove your pants

step 2: kick ur self in the balls.

step 3: when u get conciousness u are in future

step 4 : do this with pants on and u are in past...

[virgilmihailescu]

@drgnkng619 the golden age of music?? definitely not the 70s-80s... maybe the 1770s...

[keyblade19961]

i feel like zexion is talking to me O_____O

[martinzwanenburg]

YOUTUBE does every fucking video have to get stuck loading when a FUCKING AD is popping up?

ggoddammed fucking anoying ADS!!!!

youtube fuck you!!!!

[tdctop]

@martinzwanenburg

Get Mozilla Firefox, get Adblock Plus, no more ads ever...

[irbb07]

well if people r able 2 time travel how un likely it is every 1 will want 2 go the past and change an an event that put the in jail r in trouble some how. every 1 would abuse the time possion 4 money gang just like this video says not 2 do.

[Icdeadpeople123]

Fake

[mrOutbackzack]

i know how to time travel.. subscribe me and then i will tell you..!!

[KIBProductionz]

5:23 isn't that the "new" apple computer? the new imac? I thought this video was still in 1985... why did they have the new flat i mac? please don't say to me it's time travel cause we all know this is for show.

[Coldiny]

Step 1: Wait 1 second.

Step 2: You are know 1 second in the future!

[sirfrunky]

i think the time agency would like to have a word with them.

[flamezombie1]

Einsteins theory also says that if you travel at the speed of light, you would shrink out of existence, making this impossible.

[YouDoctorTube]

i'm stuck in 2001. help!

[octavianmihailescu]

@YouDoctorTube good one :P but could have been worse, you could have been stuck in the 1970s or 80s... now think about that!

[YouDoctorTube]

@octavianmihailescu ohh i see what u mean

[drgnkng619]

@octavianmihailescu i'd love to go back to the 70's and 80's! it was the golden age of music!

[idkname657]

i time travel in the future every night

[LabRatProductions1]

wow, this actually helps me wrap my head around the topic!

[mitchell6489]

ummm i tried all these things you said but none of them have work im not sure what i am doing wrong could you please insight me on my mistake?

[astemme830]

@mitchell6489 Consult Dr. Rick Marshall.

[vampirelord1217]

@SolSnype yeee i know your point of view all because the monetary sistem is corrupt

[shaun5515]

@SolSnype remember when i gave a fuck?

[DanTheStripe]

"Nothing travels faster then the speed of light"

That is why it is impossible to use the meathod announced.

[himlowdoo]

@DanTheStripe You sir are wrong, the only thing that travels faster than the speed of light is a chuck norris roundhouse kick

[DanTheStripe]

@himlowdoo Brilliant! Thumbs up

[islesfan1026]

@DanTheStripe actually all you need to be is near the speed of light [still next to impossible] and as the particles speed up time seems to slow down for people

[DanTheStripe]

@islesfan1026 Fair point.

[lakerskid2013]

I think that traveling to the future would be done by warp drive, except, past the speed of light where you wouldn't age at all.

[lakerskid2013]

There was this one show I watched and it talked about this and warp drive. It said if you are traveling through space at warp drive for 7 years straight at 99.9% the speed of light, you would've traveled 500 years into the future.

[Krammn]

We're all travelling through time, at an exceptional rate of 1 second per second.

[nightwoofking]

Step 1: sit down

Step 2: wait

Step 3: your moving forward in time yay for you

[tonymamoni]

step 1: reincarnate the dead flesh and remains of Einstein

[pinjimandvakito]

errrrrrr If this is 1985 then why is there a super nintendo (1991)

Yes I know it's not realy 1985, Who do you think I am, Troll face?

[KevinKayotic]

so REAL

GOT DAMN!

[BeamSurfer]

here's a problem, biggest problem in temporal paradoxes

If you travel to the future and come back to the past, then the future is expressed in "Your Brain" as past.... the Brain sequences time in a Linear form! Therefore in a sense of chain, the future is inserted into your brain and thus the future becomes techincally to you as "Past"... even in your body

[vietduong128]

step 1:hit yourself till you pass out.

step 2:wait as you enter hell also known as neverfuture!

[mugenrider754]

if this method works, justin bieber will no more. coz i will kill him in past

[desfa000]

@mugenrider754 Hmmm then comes a wierd realtime error when you are in the past you dont going to say this in the future and so i dont say this to you but we are saying it in the future right if you are in the past WTF my BRAINS explodes XD

[Arkenarge]

@mugenrider754 whos justin bieber?

[ecvsio]

@mugenrider754 or make his parents never met each other

[BeamSurfer]

I'm travelling into the future, but if you travel into the future, there is no way you can't travel back to the past!!!!

[BeamSurfer]

How the fuck does the fat guy get an ipod touch,

this was 1985!!!

[LuxorCZ]

@BeamSurfer

You are dumb or you didnt understand them.

He traveled to "future" (current time), and brought IPOD back to the past.

[BeamSurfer]

@LuxorCZ so the video really was in the curren time, that's false because this video is really from the past.....

it is made in November 24, 2008, hence it's the past!!!!

[GensokyoGal301]

How to go into the future.

Step 1: Check the time.

Step 2: Stretch out for a while and go to the bathroom, eat a sammich and have a nap.

Step 3: Check the time again.

TADA!

[wittlemelol]

wow... lol

[Irockz707]

This is like Look around you :P

[Aomiaro]

this vid is bullsht we all have timetraveled into the past! i did a test i used 3 clocks they were 100% the same but different ppls had it, we started on the same time. I flyed with a plain from Iceland to england it took about 3-4 hours and our test ended that they had same time but mine was about 23,74 sec b4 theyrs so that proved the time traveling and we agreed that i became younger, Good idea for you people who wanna be younger.. fly alot with planes :P

[joeymetalmadage]

@Aomiaro

You didn't get younger, Time just passed slower for you relative to Earth's time. So you aged 23 seconds slower than the other people.

[carbonmaster2]

to travel into da future

kill urself

[marazita25]

@carbonmaster2 i will try that

[mofunzonecom]

even easier

steal delorean from back to the future

[huZky18]

How to make time stop:

- take history class

[musiqman0709]

Wow this video is real guys. I was delivering pizza to this guy, forgot his name. Something Wiener ( heh, wiener). Anyway, it was new years and I decided to watch the ball drop. So there I was, leaning back in my chair, when all of a sudden I fell back into a cryogenic freezing machine or whatever. Now I'm in the year 3000!

[themoss]

@musiqman0709 haha, you guys make me laugh...

[jrjuggalo159]

@musiqman0709 troll

[Atomsk648]

Believe it or not, all of the methods mentioned in this video are real scientific theories that are...not quite possible yet.

[kancamabo]

XD, The end is brilliant. With the iPod, the phone and the DvD's.

[wordpresslikewierd]

wait...did that say archive footage from 1985? AKA the time "back to the future" takes place?

[alexandra181818]

step 1: Call 1-800-Eat-Shit.

[EpikDisaster]

i heard if u sumhow made a cylinder a billions times the diametre of the sun and traveled through it, u could bend time around you and could either go back or forward in time

[japimportssuck]

Awesome Video! Really well done..

[pdeedz0234]

OMFG It worked i was back in 1997 when i was born I was watching myself come out of my mom O_O This is so usefull...... -.-

[vzooper]

wtf is a wormhole maker?????

[TwistedBlake]

step 1: wait! now you have traveled one second into the future!

[killaizen2010]

Chrionic Ice chambers are able to be a potential time machine, but they usually kill you because of the freezing temperatures

[Xxmonkey58xX]

step 1: divide 42 by 0

step 2: offend chuck norris

now just sit back as he kicks you into 25 B.C!

[xulry]

@Xxmonkey58xX XD haha

[anuthehigh]

@Xxmonkey58xX LMFAO

[XxNoxAeternaxX]

This is so confusing it made my head hurt >.<

[RRRRthatis5Rs]

all i have to say is: wait, WHAT?

[182crazyK]

Put a metal bar in your crotch like in Napolean Dynamite. BAM. INSTANT TIME TRAVEL

[buuum98]

Are u f***ing mocking or insulting practical theories or science? firstly, space-time dilation (NOT TIME!!) can only be achieved when the object or information overcomes the universal gravitational force (meaning the thing is in space) , resulting in the object or information having high energies to "bend" or slow down time. It is only possible on a free body that is able to sustain such energies!! HOW CAN U SAY THAT BY TRAVELING AT FAST SPEED U WILL ENTER FTL SPEED AND TIME DILATION OCCURS?????

[WhoTheHellIsMargret]

you dont know what your saying,, this isnt real.. on ly i will know how to travel

[manevouk]

it worked i wathed the video and then i watched it again so i must have gone back in time 6 minutes!!! issnt that amazing?



[XlordchaosforteX]

you can also travel back in time too. take a plane directly to china or some country on the opposite side of the world and you're exactly 24 hrs back in time

[oOcrazy95Oo]

step 1: read this

5 seconds to your time destination

[mysticmacmagic122]

gay



[SilentSammie]

they are telling the truth but, they are just explaining it in a funny and understanding way 

[TheShockMythGamer]

102 people's car were exploded while trying to go to the past.

[thedarkdragon2099]

it worked I traveld 6 minutes and 12 seconds of boringness

[TheShockMythGamer]

This don't looks real

[whoisthebiggestnoob]

MY HEAD HURTS =(

[sexfreak77]

Step one: take acid

Step two: time travel to the future, past and present all at the same time.

Step three: WTF,profit.

[Illimitable69]

what a load of *****

[resdsox1]

Will this worlk?

[XFullMeatInuYashaX]

step 1: get some weed

[XFullMeatInuYashaX]

@XFullMeatInuYashaX BTW if you guys know how 2 travel ino the future then why is the video quality still SHIT

[Xxskaterman]

when this comment hits 88 likes your gunna see some serious shit

[TimeTravelTruther]

you have to live in requirement. There is a list of requirements you live by. Then there is a bunch of keys to transforms your body to make it possible to time travel & teleport. The keys are requests. When you are in requirement and using a key you are properly requesting the key to turn. Then you get a experience which is a gift. All the requirements and keys is in my book for you to Time Travel & teleport :)o*o

[momo7002momo]

going back to the future is scary :/

[LastSpartanInforce]

If theres more then 1 univeres you may not go back to the 1 that you have preveously been in.

[gothtigger92]

Seems like a video you'd see in Hitchhiker's guide to the universe

[Lunage1]

Check out "WARS OF TIMES by LUN"

at Amazon and Barnes&Noble online bookstore

A world like you've never imagined before!!

[blizzardxd1]

lol i time traveled a minute!!!

[TheCardGuy521]

@blizzardxd1 hooooow?

[blizzardxd1]

@TheCardGuy521 OH thats easy XD i just slept so then i had a dream that went by for a minute but i woke up to eat and i was further in time !!!

[JDNightRyder]

How To Time Travel;

1) Read this.

2) Woooooooooosh.

3) Done, you just time traveled 10 secounds into the future.

[Th3R3M1nd3r]

@JDNightRyder I traveled 3 seconds D:

[darkshanobie09]

Acualy once you are getting neer the speed of light u cant pass it so you are traviling in time

[swimbythesea]

thankyou and love

[shick1337]

its pheasable...

[melyssacali]

My time machine is broken :'( can someone time travel to me and help me please?

[fusel412crew]

gay no more fake shit

[558shadow]

i fucking love u man

[hklaupfsa]

In soviet russia .. SHUT THE FUCK UP

[yoodledoodle14]

i bet no one who watched this has all of these stuff

[linkboy00000000]

wait if there was dark matter in that canester we would all die!

[Formidowow]

I didn't have enough moey for the wormhole :'( I bought a mirror! :D and there, right infront of me, was another me!!! He was from the future!!! He knew excactly what I was goin to do, because he was from the future!!! Amazing... :D

[2live4death]

i did the refridgerator thing, i suppose to be 10 but im still 8 o-o and im cold

[teal0ash]

JUST A COUPLE OF KINDERGARDEN DROPOUTS, WHO LOOK LIKE NERDS...

[teal0ash]

JUST A COUPLE OF KINDERGARDEN DROPOUTS, WHO LOOK LIKE NERDS......

[kthejung]

why does the infinite energy generator have an eject button? anyways, i think one of the guys in the video need to lose a little weight to avoid slowing down the scooter, er, time-space vehicle.

[ThreesiXtydegreeS]

i really like the vintage feel of the vid, so cool :)

[familyguyman01]

o really hears another take a nap wake up your about 3 hours in the future easyer faster smarter and easy to do could do all day

very smart

[familyguyman01]

o really hears another take a nap wake up your about 3 hours in the future easyer faster smarter and easy to do could do all day

[paradox2358]

lol

[MattySP34Ks]

infinite source of energy=super nintendo...they are so onto something THERE

[MattySP34Ks]

very strangely hitchhikers guide like :P

[logicCplusplus]

Time travel is fake and gay. There is no such thing as time, there is only the ever-changing present, and thus time travel, black holes, and most of physics is fake and gay.

[1sk8erchimp1]

So if sumthing travels at the speed at light it travels back in time? does that mean my lights are always traveling back in time? O_o

[thespacebat]

@1sk8erchimp1 no because they travel At the same speed as light because it is light, in order to travel through time you much go faster than light.....I'm from the future 0_0