David Hasselhoff - German Music Video w/ English Subtitles

[Siredef]

Let us make love for one whole month. If you know the reference, well done.

[Armonsore]

Totally need to relist this. It's so awesome.

[Plevell]

those subs always totally kill me xD :D and kids dont forget to EAT HEART EACH DAY! then you will be healthy :D

[MasterMedula]

after belt is hilarious :) nice ears, subtitel maker :))

[Nvkaayy]

du hörst dich an wie ein wow spieler

[ladygaga12368]

Funny Girl das sind nicht die richtigen Worte überhaupt schauen Sie darlin!

[rquader]

ROFL!!

[GERMAN8844]

wow not won word was right

[QUENTDOG]

I lol'd

[sanmusic77]

Wow, daß das noch aufrufbar ist... Mal sehen wie lange noch... Kaum mehr ein TV-Auftritt mit Looking for freedom.

SCHEIß YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theatreluv007]

not the real subtitles... just so you know....

[bwenky]

haha clssic one,blended well in EuroTrip movie,

[zombiebassmen]

GREAT! ;]

[TwilightHostGirl]

Oh my gosh, those sub titles were epic!! xD I laughed so hard! :)

[zzzippo55]

totally sucks what a idiot

[flaarisse]

LOL subtitle are bulshit :D

[HdRJNThaliadar]

Falsche Untertitel

Wrong subtitles!!!

[trurlesklapanciusz]

funny shit))))

[VaidotasJ]

idiot who created the subtitles. bad taste of humor

[michaeljernigan]

Du bist ein Schlampe , Kuss meine aß locke. !!

Deutschland ist die beste land !

[metalauthoritah]

@michaeljernigan i hardly speak german but i understood what u said by the way if u speak english could you do a rough translation of the song? i understand some of it but im not 100% sure

[xpsnmt]

roflmao, i knew i could understand german !!

[SirQnknown]

These are not subtitles its fake translation that person don't even know German language.

[BayanAreef]

@SirQnknown No shit.

[xpsnmt]

@SirQnknown orly...

[projectsuicide88]

wunderbar

[rekkof]

Well obviously I was wrong! He must sprechen Deustch or how could he come up with these VERY funny sub's!

[XtremeDuudsonit]

My german class watched it the other day, we all found it absolutely hilarious! XD

[radman21]

this is the funniest shit ever!!

[sudburylawyer]

lol this is how wars start !

[SunlightSilverMusic]

German people just don't get humour... :(

[rekkof]

Guten nacht Olives hahhaha!!!

Ich gehen zu Bett mine kaufer frau! Sie Essen

veal :P

LMAO.....

[rekkof]

LMAO these sub titles are making me crack up!!!!!!

Du sprechen nicht Deustch!

Which makes it even more funny!

LMAO

[G1234George]

are these seriously the subtitles?

[elbonjo]

ohoh so funny

[kubzy87]

hahaha, this very wrong but you make joke very funny hahahaha XD

[wranglerchick1]

Ok, my German is not very good but dude you SO freakin screwed up the lyrics!! Du = You......and most of the words you just guessed at what they were based on how they sound. Get a German/English dictionary and try again.

[AleGorymusic]

@wranglerchick1 & hooligan2005 Read the video description before posting next time!

[mlbplayer86]

@wranglerchick1 - u obviously missed the point... you win

[hooligan2005]

THe subtitles are way off but this is a really horribly written song anyway.

[jackmonkeyca]

your a knob. fuck off

[Asow616]

DUUUUUUUUUU

[aaronnonaka]

This just made my day!! Only Kizzy could turn pure hoff-SHIT into a rose!!

[TheStickyickyicky]

i did lines off a signed photo of the hoff last night and we listened to this....EPIC!!!

[bloodykizzy]

glad to be of service.

[katschmidt3]

This might be the best thing I have seen today.

[MrPaPeRBox]

READ BEFORE YOU SAY BLOODYKIZZY'S GERMAN SUCKS. 'The subtitles are based on how the lyrics sound in english.' So before you comment please read.

[Jate0000]

when he said "du" = "you", you should have putted "dude" instead of "do", like this "dude!, the olives gives much power..." :)

[Illithid3]

Ok wow people. I took four years of german in school. The subtitles are very very wrong. But that was the INTENT of the person who did them, as a joke! lol you people are kinda think lol i am laughing at you people more than the video

[TampoFTW]

fail translation

[kenzieemily]

duh its a fail translation. its a joke moron

[nenapod1]

this isnt a translation.

das ist kein übersetzen.

[lalorak]

te quieroooooooooooo david! ic h liebe dich!

[marantza]

O my god! His german is sooo bad.

[Sim0Na18]

hahaha very funny! =)) good work :)

[owenbutler5]

LOL! I'm watching this in the public library, and it's killing me,

I can't laugh out loud!

[lazarush1980]

LOL - brilliant:)

[amandiiis22]

hahaha

[MrPaPeRBox]

ICK...lost his nemos in steel....lol

[ddubs123]

Damn you, I was thinking this would be funny to do, but you beat me to it. Good job.

[BUDDYAZ]

excellent work

[fangtschui]

scarier than lordi

[FTKGackt]

LOL! Fantastic Job with the Lyrics man 5/5

[Springmaus2007]

So much for misheard lyrics.

[Roodosutaa]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[Lenaax3]

hahah ...Do? It must be "you" x'D

sorry, but it's really funny how you translate it. ;))

[cha1ie]

epic subtitles mate

[JWR1988ofVA]

I think the subtitles are wrong ._.

[Fookwook]

I cry for those that really believe he is singing in english here.

[cobolosey]

the tranlation is bullshit isent it??

[megan1668]

I liked the original by Peter Maffay

[heada069]

verpiss dich. hasselhoff is wack... der lauch denkt wirklich das wegen ihm die mauer gefalln is...

[kevinmaj]

lol very true!!!

[atlwildguy]

LOL thats classic

[Letterfrack79]

The translation is wrong !!

[prolife1986]

wrong? you mean Terrible...!

[PIMA954]

My Levin?

[VampNextDoor]

His german isn't very good...but it's so funny

[ryleighbugrules]

Um you are dumb. He is singing in english.

[LaBocciaDiHang]

no he singin in german and this is a phonetic sub. YOU seem like a really dumb person.

[SPICYZIN]

this is so funny slow lyric,,,,, opps i am still find out the meaning of the song,,,, this is very match dubbing,,,

[twinturbostoph]

that was hilarious- nice one

[Coinrocca]

That was so awesome. Seriously.

[LordOfJoy]

Well, that was funny.

[dragon82a]

That was hysterical! Awesome translation :)

[modfather87]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

oh yeh this is hardcore ballad!! lol

[mormangirl]

those arent the real words

get it write of dont do it

[bloodykizzy]

uhhhh.. no duh!! Read my MORE INFO :]

[drujaxon]

. . . and you aren't a real person,

I've crapped turds that could spell better than you.

[drujaxon]

MORMANGIRL

[grayinu]

@mormangirl lol

[posemwen]

lol this is not the real David Hsselhoff. These sub titles make no sense at all but they are hella funny.

[bloodykizzy]

ofc this is davie.

[ravensmere1]

HAHAHAHAHA this is fucking hilarious! these "subtitles" are great

[bloodykizzy]

YAY HAPPY 16k views!

[bass00n]

its not just you, the subtitles are totally wrong.  alles does not = olives... a translation website would have done better.

nice try though

[bloodykizzy]

LOL lots of very smart people on youTube. Oh my!

[trisiti]

lol! I think they caught you man! Alles isn't olives!

I wish people would read descriptions before posting.

[featherheart7]

wow, i don't mean to be an ass, but are you....nvm

[baywatchchick]

are the subtitles right?'cause by what i know this subtitles does'nt make sense.and i know and speak german

[francesca1116]

is this veal?

did he just say is this veal???

i cant stop watching hasselhoff sing! HELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­P!!! MAKE IT STOPPP!

[wiiboy8]

thank you for the subtitles, it makes so much sense now lol

[Nilliex]

why is the woman at 3:34 sobbing her eyes out?

is it him singing, or is the song dramatic?

I don't know but they are bloody funny subtitles. every now and then i sing along...

"Doooooo do i like Gods michief there."

i keep thinking he says mistress though...

[AlexTXL]

=o)

These subtitles remind me about my childhood. But in the reverse way...I sang a kind of Denglish when I was listening to the Hoff! :o) So...but if you need the real translation, I'll see what I can do for you! ;o)

But "Do...with olives gives much power of the felt"...good one! ;o)

[xgalba00]

Very funny translation. I didn't know that Hasselhoff can sing German

Hasselhoff = Hazel-yard

[rjpthomas]

hahaha SOOO  FUNNYYYY

[Guitarman092004]

Jesus, who had this translate? Was that person in trunk? It's a terrible translation.

[bloodykizzy]

You mean drunk? No but maybe I should have been.

[joeybusta]

From a country that gave us the Nazi party and chicks with hairy armpits...thank you Germany!

[philo585]

Idiot

[irfanul]

and from which country are you? He?

From a country which gives us war?

Instead of the things you mentioned before, Germany gave u great cars, t-mobile, great models and much more!

[bloodykizzy]

omg t-mobile! lol Every country has it's good and it's bad. Just like every person has some good traits and some bad ones.

[Discosaturn]

And don't forget the hamburger, sauerkraut, Oktoberfest, Beethoven, Wagner, and of course, David Hasselhoff.

[coolbluelights]

LOL I can actually understand what he's really singing about a little the subtitles are so funny!!!

[chattmataz]

crap shiat subs!

[mattnade]

looooool nice work

[familliaraver]

omg for a second there i actually thaught thats what he was singing.

[golf520man]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuu

[funstuff96]

ohh okay i was thinking wtf the whole time lol

[DogOfGlee91]

LOLOLLOLSRUDHG*ASDNVHn... what a stupid...haha

[EmKilledThePromQueen]

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Oh gawd its hilerious....i understand what hes singing and the subtitles in contrast make it even more funny.

This love song is so immensly cheesy i may have to be sick on his face..but man do i love him he cracks me up everytime!

XD

[fwdre]

omg xD very good subtitles :D

[tailsy]

hihi great song but that subtitle is little wrong that's funny

[azvidguy]

That's so funny. Wish I knew German better though.

[lordwakko]

Very funny subtitles. However, it is an insult to this wonderful love song, but I have a good sense of humor. So, good work on the video it was very creative.

[filip1491]

Gosh what a "translation" i laughed all the way through. Rox. Whoever faked this is a good comedian

[HarveyBirdmanTk421]

Watch Eurotrip. I love during one of the love scenes they play this song and shows him in the top corner singing. It is so funny its fantastic.

[Mikaboshiff]

Hilarious

[robderock]

thats so funny.

i understand what he's singing.

[GentleSavage1]

OMG that's funny hahah.

And as someone who understands German, I have to say... gawd, didn't remember that hasselhoff did SUCH cheezy stuff... that's hard on the border to disgusting, if not crossing it :D

[wbradfordsmith]

this is stupid, the subtitiles are wrong DAS ICH NICHT DEUTCH DU BIST BEHINDI

[edgarparra3105]

Don't you get it?? The subtitles are based on how they sound IN ENGLISH!! Dah!!

[JimmyLeong]

haha !!! Now only I raelise the subtitle is only for the sound , not the meaning .... no wonder I feel so funny abou the lyric

[stersss]

That's fantastic! Although I understand German, it's so funny!

[re4rulzz]

lol Well done :)

[kingboyb]

if we didn't have this sock lol

[sassy304]

That was hilarious!