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  • You fucking uhhh worm

  • I've got to tell you son, your act is a piece of shit.

  • classic riley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • HA HA HA u stupid bastard lol

  • this guy can really handle himself over the phone, cant he. the first swear word, and he fuckin loses it on riley

  • DO YOU THINK IM PLAYIN WITH YOU!?!! (instant scared him)

  • You're NOT a decent fucking human BEING!

    

  • Mother Fucker im on probation!

  • Damn, i cant stop listening to this!!! Im hearing this dude in my sleep! YOU FUCKING DIRT WAD!

  • ya sorry bitch.

  • Gimme your name you CAWKsucker...if you listen really carefully, the very beginning right when the hick picks up the phone it sounds like someone is saying "HOOKERS" in the background

  • You asshole what do u want!!!!

  • YOU ASSHOLE SUNUVABITCH!!!

    NEXT TIME YOU CALL HERE NEXT TIME YOU CALL HERE.... MOTHER!!! LOL

    

  • YOU ASSHOLE SUNUVABITCH!!!

    

  • this guy cracks Artie up

  • what clip is artie talking about..? "it's real to me" does anyone know?

  • @theclicker1 The guy who was talking to the pro wrestlers who were saying wrestling is fake. BabaBooey!

  • @GeneralRazor is that clip on youtube? what's it called?

  • @theclicker1 No clue, heard Howard talking about it like a month ago, it was with some 80's wrestlers if that helps. Sorry man.

  • @theclicker1 just do a youtube search for "it's still real to me dammit" and you should find it

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  • this guy goes from a simple hello to being in a rampage in less than 5 seconds

  • Is the original call available?

  • SHULI!

  • classic

  • Give me your name you cocksucker! Priceless

  • I gotta tell you son, your act is a piece of shit!

  • O THIS IS SO FUNNY LOL HAHA is this a soundboard of Riley Martin?

  • shuli! you sorry bitch

  • you call one more time, mother, and I'm calling the cops!

  • lol... hahahaha!!! This old guy got scared!

  • IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT

  • GIMME YOUR NAME YOU COCKSUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER IM ON PROBATION,LOL.......this one was great! Sal n Richard rock

  • you are not a decent fuckin human being

  • no need to restate ur point

  • I miss Artie on the show

  • Old Man : "Who are you man who are you?"

    Riley : "Shuli"

    Old Man: "whooo???"

    Riley : "Shuli.."

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • Old Man : "Who are you man who are you?"

    Riley : "Shuli"

    Old Man: "whooo???"

    Riley : "Shuli.."

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • Old Man : "Who are you man who are you?"

    Riley : "Shuli"

    Old Man: "whooo???"

    Riley : "Shuli.."

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • classic

  • on the subway.

  • lmfao that book title, THIS ASSHOLE I MET ON EARTH CALLED RILEY MARTIN

  • Arrre YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND????

  • Be so kind as to stay the fuck out my face, forever, you sorry motherfu**er. LOL

  • you sorry bitch!!!

  • motherfucker, i'm on probation

  • what's that supposed to mean to me? ;-) LOL

  • I have been listening to Howard for 20 years now and this is the best call I've heard yet.

  • this is my favorite call too.

  • Next time you call here mother...I'm calling the cops!!!

  • I would appreciate it if you stayed the fuck out of my business and do not come near me and my family...

    ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND????

    I gotta tell ya somethin...your act is a PIECE OF SHIT.

  • Grumpy ass old men.........haha

  • listen really closely when the guy first picks up the phone...it sounds like someone in the background is saying "HOOKERS" haha. that just goes to show you how many times ive listened to this, im going mad--- TanZIN WaN OUT!

  • Give me your name, you cocksucker!

  • you're not a decent fucking human being

  • shuli is a female dog's name

    shuli is a bitch literally

  • 'shuli, you fucking worm!'

  • that guy is like the crazy sick old man in arnold prank call

  • hcough cough ahahaaaaahaaaaaaa*****aaaaaahh­*****ahh

  • Motherfucker I'm on probation!!!

  • and what's that supposed to mean to me?

  • give me your name, cocksucker

  • Be so kind as to stay out of my face forever, you sorry motherfucker!!

  • You asshole son of a bitch.

  • Just to show you how cool that line is, Howard's now using that as a sound bite.

  • UH, that's bullshit.

  • that guy goes from 0-60 in 10 angry seconds

  • give me your name you cocksucker ...... LOL !!!

    This is fucking priceless .....

  • YOU'RE BULLSHIT, WHO DA HELL ARE YOU!?!? LMAO! Great call

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  • next time you call here MUTHA!!!

  • I love how fast the guy gets pissed lol

  • I'm on probation, lmfao.

  • LMAO put so much emphasis on the "C" and "K".

    gimme your name you CoCK suCKer.

  • LMFAO!!!! It really gives that foul, nasty touch.

  • I would appreciate it if you stay the fuck outta my business and do not come near me and my family...

    -ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND???

    I gotta tell you somethin' ... your act is a PIECE of SHIT....

    -Next time you call here , next time you call here mutha, I'm callin the cops

    Be so kind as to stay the fuck out of my face, FOREVER you sorry mutha fucka.

    HAHA SO FUNNY!!! Best Riley call ever!

  • Next time you call here... next time you call here motha! Im calling the cops!

  • I hate grumpy ass old man like the one Riley is calling...

  • This is probably the funniest Riley Martin call they ever did.

  • I think the one where he calls that guy Mike was better...that's the one where the guy pushes the buttons on the phone during the call.

  • That picture is great!

  • LMAO That loud ass scream artie lets out at the end of the clip. XD

  • next time you call here, mothah, im calling the cops

  • The Date of this show is?

  • "Gimme your name you kok-sukker" :)

  • hahaha...

    "You stupid Bastard...

    Do you I'm playing?? DO you think I am playing WITH YOU?!"

    hahaha

    This is great stuff.

  • "and who are you?"

    "Shuli..."

    "who?"

    "Shuli..."

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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  • where can u find the soundboard that was used in this?? (a lot of these sounds arent in the normal soundboard)

  • god damn it?!

  • LMAO The old guy sounded like he was already pissed off about something when he answered the phone.

  • "God dammit."

  • this is one of my favorites.sal and richard are geniuos's

  • gold

  • next time you call here you mother

  • That old cocksucker on the phone. Stomp his ass Riley.

  • this is so great. long live this show!

  • lol 0:36

  • he must've called a southern baptist.

    you shouldn't say god damn it i guess?

  • gimme your name you cock sucker

  • Next time you call here!! Next time you call here!! hahaha!! poor guy must be in his 70's about to have a stroke.

  • motherfucker, i'm on probeyshin

  • this is one of the best ones sal and richard have done!

  • LMAO It amazes me how these ppl just don't hang up. They'll stay on and argue. XD

  • who are you man, who are you? 1:03

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  • hahahahaha i love how he says "you sonuvabitch" at 0:43

  • "are you out of your mind?!"

  • Bareknuckle....uhhhh motha fuckin ring.

  • I gotta tell u son, your act is a piece of shit

  • muddafucka i'm on probabation

  • "Do you think I'm playing, do you think I am playing??!!!"

  • I know you're playing with me!

  • This is my favorite Stern prank call. I love 0:44, "You son of a bitch" and at 1:43, "God dammit?!?"

  • I"M CALLING THE COPS

  • GIMME YOUR NAME YOU COCKSUCKER!

  • I love Riley hes the best!

  • You asshole.... Hahaha You Sorry bitch!

  • at 1:30 the man goes "NEXT TIME YOU CALL HERE, NEXT TIME YOU CALL HERE MOTHER!"

    wtf why did he say mother? aaahahahahaahhahahahahahaha

  • short for "motherfucker"

  • "Gimme your name you cocksucker" lol

  • Hahahaha, you stupid bastard!

  • i gotta tell you son, your act IS a piece of SHIT.

  • GIVE ME YOUR NAME YOU COCKSUCKER

  • SHULI!

  • you don't say...

  • LMAO!!! Ridiculous!

  • *you fucking dirtrod*

    ahahahhaahaahahaahahahahahahah­aha

  • That would be DirtWAD you stupid bastard :)

  • You're bullshit!!!

  • whos shuli?

  • you fucking dirtwad

  • Be so kind to stay the fuck out of my face forever you sorry motherfucker.

  • Shuli!!!

  • I love when that guy says in a real low voice. You son of a bitch, and you asshole.....like he despises him.

  • Riley: "You stupid bastard".

    Shuli: "You Asshole sunofabitch!"

    Riley: "You Motherfucker!"

    Shuli: "Yeah, that good."

    lol.

  • mutherfucker, I'm on probation

  • yeah i'm talkin about you shuli you you fucking..uhh..WORM!

  • Damn angry old grumpy cock sucking old men!!

  • Shuli, its real to me Damnit!!!

  • i know you're playing with me!

  • Give me your name cocksucker!

  • You fucking dirt-wad

  • Shuli!

    Who?

    ...

    Shuli.

  • Love the way he says "you son of a bitch"

  • - ... God dammit!

    - What!?

    - Ah that's bullshit!

    - You're bullshit! who the hell are you?!

    - Hahahaha! you stupid bastard!

    - You asshole son of a BITCH!

    - You motherfucker!

  • this is one of the greatest calls of all time!!

  • I gotta tell you son, your ACT is a peice of SHIT

  • Next time you call here, next time you call here motha, I'm calling the cops!

  • Muthafucka i'm on probation

  • The best!!!

  • This Is Fucking Classic! XD

  • YEAH, THAT'S GOOD!

  • I got to tell you, son, your act is a piece of SHIT!!

  • YOU'RE BULLSHIT!!

  • Give me your name cocksucker

  • You fucking dirt wad!

  • u stupid bastard!

  • Love this one...YOU ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH!

  • One of the top Riley calls!

  • You're bullshit! Who the hell are you?

  • next time you call here mutha im calling the cops lol

  • You stupid bastard! Priceless

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