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jokes that don't suck! that'd be a great weapon against you destroying your future making these videos! no matter what other job you ever have, you'll be seen as this dumbshit! HAHAHAHAHA......awesome
you get drawn in because of her skankyness and then the snake bites you but as you try and run to the hospital, Megan Fox uses the tank to blow you up then run over your remains. Scared now?!
Uhhh the "knife chain" is a real weapon its called a kyoketsu shoge or kusuri-gama!
NikLagua 1 year ago
I have a few ideas,
A RULER WITH A KNIFE ATTACHED TO IT
A spoon attached to a leash
lordbrixo 1 year ago
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koyworkz4 1 year ago
Lmao more like lil bouncy and chocolate.
FightingSundae 2 years ago
its not a chinese star its japanese shuriken
woopass1234 2 years ago
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jokes that don't suck! that'd be a great weapon against you destroying your future making these videos! no matter what other job you ever have, you'll be seen as this dumbshit! HAHAHAHAHA......awesome
theloneredneck 2 years ago
lil bouncy attached to a butter fly knife
solowfilmz 2 years ago
a snake attached to Megan Fox attached to a tank. That would be super bad ass.
venomug 2 years ago
But Megan Fox isn't dangerous. She's just skanky.
studio8 2 years ago
you get drawn in because of her skankyness and then the snake bites you but as you try and run to the hospital, Megan Fox uses the tank to blow you up then run over your remains. Scared now?!
venomug 2 years ago
a laser on a helicopter blade
i shiver to think of the possibilities
bubbabrand 2 years ago
Maximum destruction!
studio8 2 years ago
ur humor tied to a stick
Hax0rStudios11 2 years ago
Hey oh!
bmclaugh 2 years ago
How about a machine gun that SHOOTS CHINESE STARS MUAUHAHHUAUHAHUAHUAHUAAUHAHU MUAUHAHUUHAUHAUHAAUHAHUAUHAHUUHA
YEahsasdh 2 years ago
Dude I just saw this movie last night... It... fucking... owned...
Txboi001 2 years ago
a golfcart made of ham on a chain made of sausage.
Jonny6904 2 years ago
Yummy!
studio8 2 years ago
A ninja assassin sweat band on a movie monster
magicalgoats 2 years ago
A Ninja Star Mobile
CPTKlepto 2 years ago
Ah yes, Ms. McGowan pullled that one off quite nicely.
iLoveMovieMonster 2 years ago
I like where your head's at. Although it would be sad if he were eaten.
iLoveMovieMonster 2 years ago
Lil' Bouncy's teeth are pretty formidable weapons in and of themselves...
studio8 2 years ago
a boomerang attached to a yoyo
colbent 2 years ago
OK, this is our new favorite!
Only a few more days left to submit a better combo weapon to win this HUGE prize, people!
studio8 2 years ago
Not bad. At least you always get it back...
iLoveMovieMonster 2 years ago
Jesus with a shotgun, best weapon ever.
JPan186 2 years ago 2
But does he even need a shotgun?
iLoveMovieMonster 2 years ago
Shuriken / Kunai, a throwing weapon.
The Shuriken is a blade hidden by the hand and the Kunai is the star. Combined, it is awesome!
Did I win? Huh? Huh? Huh?
truvelocity 2 years ago
I'm not sure...it's up to the 10-person judging board.
iLoveMovieMonster 2 years ago
a water gun full of acid
matt23100 2 years ago
Dangerous!
iLoveMovieMonster 2 years ago
a supper-soaker...full of P! MWAHHAHAHA
enzo83sr 2 years ago 2
Is a supper-soaker like a dinner gun?
iLoveMovieMonster 2 years ago
Hahahaha!
studio8 2 years ago
@iLoveMovieMonster Yeah, and an elephant is like a microwave,...BD
FuzorDragon480 1 year ago
HIV positive syringe on the front of a bulldozer.
LieutenantFish 2 years ago
Yikes.
iLoveMovieMonster 2 years ago
A mosquitos full of malaria at the end of a line of cocaine (on a mirror).
chipCHIPLEY 2 years ago
Two furry thumbs up for this one!
studio8 2 years ago
is it 2 and 1/2 out of 4?
sjboy10090 2 years ago
Movie Monster refuses to reveal the secrets of his complicated rating system.
studio8 2 years ago
A game boy advance which you give to the your opponent and then you press a button which you keep and then KABOOM.
Note: Handle Carefully
TProductionzz 2 years ago
A lobster inside of a jack in the box toy
mcsoupdaddy 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA!
studio8 2 years ago
AIDS at the end of a blow-dart gun
jungenbum 2 years ago
uh definitely a lightsaber on the end of beanie
JoBracks 2 years ago
On the end of a Beanie Baby?
studio8 2 years ago
i was thinking beanie as in a winter cap, though if beanie baby will get me that ninja wristband... i meant beanie baby,
JoBracks 2 years ago
A dick on the end of a longer dick. Oh wait I already have that! Haha! Speaking of which, I need to go talk to my doctor.
SenorAwesome 2 years ago
Now, how will that hurt anyone but yourself?
studio8 2 years ago
a slingblade on a chain from a chainsaw mmhmm
bubbabrand 2 years ago
This is my favorite thus far! It even has a movie quote within it!
Try to beat this one, everybody!
studio8 2 years ago
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i like the way you talk
bubbabrand 2 years ago
how about a shooting trumpet.you somehow put a gun bullet in the trumpet and then play the trumpet so you'll kill your friend by acciedent
p.s.hows your finger movie monster?
Videogamenerd230 2 years ago
With this weapon, you could turn any marching band into a deadly army!
Movie Monster's finger has almost regenerated now, but it might have little teeth marks in it for a long time.
studio8 2 years ago
Allows you to stab "things" with your underbelt area :)
Deathilger 2 years ago 2
nice defense there dude
Videogamenerd230 2 years ago
It has to be a an axe attached to a polearm , sword , dagger and a pair of knuckles all melted ontop of a pair of underwear.
Deathilger 2 years ago
I might wear this if someone would fashion it for me.
studio8 2 years ago
It seems i might have just come up with a new fashion hit to show off at that catwalk show thingy
Deathilger 2 years ago