リアルエイリアン！ 顎ごと飛び出して噛みつくモンスター ゴブリン・シャーク（和名：ミツクリザメ、東京海底谷に多く生息）

[Sosdager]

The title is horribly misleading.

[kumaneville]

入れ歯外れた人みたい



[ChiyosukeBLC]

awww its so tiny

[Am0nknight1234]

Beautiful.

[ididabarrelroll]

AW HELL NO, NATURE YOU FUCKIN SCARY.

[Lorfmor]

disgusting fuck

[SunnySideish]

顎の近くのエラが大穴開いてとんでもない事になっとる・・・

[GaaraXArtimis]

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER D:

[boatman97230]

Oh, hell no.

[Daggersanctuary]

ohy.... my god

[narrat0r12]

Why, nature? WHY?!

[UltimaOverkill]

OH SHI-

[OffWhitePegasus]

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK! I HATE THE OCEAN

[NotSoHotGuy002]

Fuck that shit.

[CJTheReal]

0:26 I literally squeaked in fear

[ChristophArmada]

The ocean is awesome.

[nonowa9]

that actually made me cry a bit....

[NefariousNarcissist7]

Meh,just another marine shark that lu.........OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDD!­!!!!!!

[stuffers09]

I dont get what the big deal is, I mean it's just a sh--OH GOD NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[Arbaz1704]

It must give great blowjobs.............

[MrLate1]

 KILL IT WITH LIGHTNING!!!!!!

[MrLate1]

a thunderous fuck no to that shit!

[holysoks1]

FUCK.

THIS.

FUCK JAPAN.

FUCK ALL OF THIS.

FUCK THE OCEAN.

[7overfour]

but

why

[Canmx120]

NOPE NOPE NOPE!

[HirachieOfSociety]

I wasn't going to sleep tonight anyway.

[kibayashi1216]

WARNING!!

A HUGE BATTLE SHIP

ETERNAL　TRIANGLE

IS APPROACHING FAST

[SBw00t]

I actually yelled "OH GOD" AT 0:24.

[mignonne]

@SBw00t I went with HOLY CRAP.

:|

That was terrifying.

[triixstar]

someone get that thing in insidious

[liliaibo]

この「お前なんでそんな形になっちゃつたん」

[mynameisbecka]

lol wtfff

[SUPERGRASS1000]

Jesus fucking christ....

[MsSunhappy]

thank god the extenda-jaw is not very strong....

[ArchLITE0]

Forget the old flip top head...now we have extenda mouth

[BZM04673]

ジグラを連想するのも無理は無い！そのモデルがこのサメなんだか­ら...。

[panther2598]

その魚は醜いです！

[marumekuran]

ジグラみたい



[miucoco12]

深海こえぇぇ

[Psychoclaw]

That is one of the most impressive things I've ever seen. I've only ever seen pictures of them before, and couldn't find video of a live one. Thank you so much for posting!

[MildredSchnidder]

My eyes have been violated...

[OonaCanute]

Damn nature, you scary!!!

[ursie1986]

Just remembered to book my Barry Mannilow tickets.

[taksina2000]

あれ　ミツクリザメ

[sickweirdo]

Satan one of your pet fish swam to the middle world again!

[dobrichanos]

we will see more monsters , caused by radiation....

[Juno36]

(starts screaming like a little girl)

[Xanatos712]

I think I heard "Devil's [something]" (Akuma no) at the start, can anyone translate?

[Juno36]

@Xanatos712 It was probably in reference to its name which is Goblin Shark

[hanaogra]

まず、あの鼻を折れば歯なんか飛び出さなくても大丈夫なんじゃ.­..

[P0cketLove]

nope

[aliga10]

こういう生物が存在するなら、映画で出てくるエイリアンがいても­おかしくないかも！

[JahnosSardonis]

Oh dear GOD!!! D=

[FlumblesMum]

So, who else is here 'cos of cracked.com?

[mi1550]

エラ？？から中身が見えてるのがきもい…

[1215panpan]

あの顎も必要性があってあーゆーふーになったんやろーな(~_~­;)

[DAIKI381021]

　これって昔映画のガメラに出てた深海怪獣ジグラのモデル!？

[ARTY2110]

ебать же хрень)))

[JoutenShin]

sugee...

[Sheboobellach]

I'm sitting here with my pants off, expecting something funny. Now I feel uncomfortable nude. I can feel the cold of air of my apartment on my back, my prone body in the winter air. This is deeply disturbing.

[Kcin5041]

I think i just jizzed myself out of fear O.O

[TentacleSex]

This reminds me of Manticores from Odin Sphere.

[MegaJokaz]

goblin shark :o

[Gorillafishing]

thats really kool

[JJ75JI]

The great white is cute compared to this one...

[Ahrimancp]

Incredible! I didn't think goblin sharks came into shallow enough waters to interact with human divers. Looks like the tip of it's tail got cropped off too.

[bananian]

What a jaw-dropping video.

[TakehikoKinomoto]

天狗鮫

[amerilias]

Looks like the face huggers from Aliens movie got a shark...

[BasedMovement]

LOL

[IcaraelTheWanderer]

Thank you, Cracked, for yet another source of Nightmare Fuel.

[Johnnyboy818]

Lol no wonder it has the name of one of the ugliest creatures, goblins.

[phimax100]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[hifromneptune]

O.o

Must get away. Now.

[tinaUNDAcova]

Cracked, I hate you now. Life was so much better before you informed me of this nightmare shark's existence.

[mGoLos]

YAAAHHH!!1

Kill it!! KILL IIITT! KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!

[snappp9]

goblin shark lol

[Ermoni10]

cracked.com........WTF

[ninguemtemesse]

whaaaaaaaaat?

[lesliemichelle]

omg. i cannot live on the same planet at this creature. i'm going to go take up residence on one of the moons of Jupiter. that should be far enough away.

[AquaPhoenix2006]

Holy shit! It has a retractable jaw!!!!

[kaito2005]

If that alien from the Movie (Alien) had butt sex with a shark you would get this..

[latuya340]

YOOOO this shark is like something out of aliens

look at :24 it look like the basterd child of a shark and alien

[franklinsodap0p]

Did you just crap yourself, cause I did.

[marcusbenhurr]

o god o god o god

[ShadowR27]

The demon child of Jaws. D:

[HelenaNV]

Don't all sharks do this?

[OonaCanute]

HOLY SHIT

Goddammit ocean creatures are so much better than us.

[HowlsInTheDistance]

Good God it's a Xenomorph!

[ShadowR27]

@HowlsInTheDistance Call the marines! D:

[Protagonistinfluence]

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

[PhantomLord]

@Protagonistinfluence Nuke it from Orbit! it's the only way to be sure.

[Protagonistinfluence]

@PhantomLord We need to build a deathray just to take care of that thing.

[SWIFTDATSME]

that thing is crazy cracked.com sent me here

[tjmentzer1994]

its actually a jaw in a shark costume

[gobuyadog]

( ﾟдﾟ)

[PabhoAectbne]

holy crap

[valcan321]

Ok seriously i am so for nuking the oceans now....

[Jabberwockxeno]

God damn!

Dislocating it's jaw like that must hurt.

[Gramra]

I know this thing looks like it just swam out of Giger's subconcious in search of fresh meat, but I'm rather turned off by it's inability to bite off that dude's arm.

[darkspectre]

Don't touch it, it's blood is acid!!!

[stabl324]

Reach out and bite the shit out of someone

[MyRamenNoodles]

I want to cry....

[TheCursedPotato101]

Awesome



[EboliCastration]

Xenoshark

[SpiderCrusades]

Fucking love Goblin sharks.

[SimlishSammy]

"Oh, God, God no."

[zantac180]

the gills are completely open. like you can stick your hand through it

[Michellerooster6]

Oh God, its mouth moves independently from its face. Nuke it from orbit.

[Mysticgamer]

@Michellerooster6 and a second time to make sure.

[pulsar]

cgi shark i can tell from some of the pixels

[coppurt]

It's basically japanese for "stay the fuck away from this thing". also, cracked.

[NateDawg80126]

But seriously dude, get this thing off my arm...

[Shramir]

0:25......... just.......... 0:25............

[Anarkiados]

At first I was thinking how disgusting that thing was, but when I saw it actually biting I went, loudly, "WOAH".

Seriously, woah.

[godFORBIDjelly]

Freakish.. Like The Alien's tongue attack..

Officially "fuck the ocean".

[TheRealDysune]

@godFORBIDjelly I thought the exact same thing: "ALIEN!" Yet another reason I despise the ocean.

[ITsATRAPPPP]

mmmmm.... hard on

[Pizzachu1]

Oh god

[guywithminigun]

it looks like a demon sent straight from hell, or a science project God made in his teenage years

[lothrazar]

@guywithminigun who let the religious nutters on the my interwebs!

[mytotallyawesomename]

@lothrazar i hope the bp spill makes this thing extinct

[guywithminigun]

@lothrazar i'm not a religous nut, that would be my sister

[iamfantastikate]

@guywithminigun Or there's nothing supernatural behind his creepiness. ;)

[biodamper]

0:24

AW HELL NO!

[alitap]

the first fucking part of the video is fake, you can clearly see that underwater sock (shark) has no fucking meat in it, no fucking muscle structure in its jaw when it bite. SOOOOOOOO FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[orangeluva56]

@alitap oh god. you. are. an. idiot.

[godFORBIDjelly]

@alitap lol You're officially an idiot.

[thereefshark]

JESUS CHRIST! The thing goes from a normal shark with a strange nose to something totally alien when it bites the dude

[Sneezlebob]

:36 is that another fucking eye

[volaju2071]

0:27 I shit my pants! And, oh yeah, c-c-c-c-cracked!

[msinuyasha]

lol they called it a devil

[Sargentpepper]

OH GOD WHY!

[razzlefrazzle123]

That is the single most terrifying fish in the world.

[JohnTaylor5675]

Goblin shark. He feeds on your terror.

[noisepuppet]

That thing is mental.

[SirVladHarkonen]

ugly motherfucker

[RockyBalboa211]

lol... looks funny :)

[Kinglion432]

Cracked

[Lightice1]

@Rib5 Sorry, it's real. Google it. I guess you think platypuses are fake too.

[gilperu]

@Lightice1 Platy puses are real????

[Ueichen]

@Lightice1 platypi*

[DareYouNotToClick1]

@Lightice1 platypuses ARE fake

[Daveaktigersoul]

@DareYouNotToClick1 wtf? i lol at the rockz in ur head

[athrilla]

@Rib5

nope real as can be. never rule anything out especially when it comes to sealife.

[ShadowGatex]

@Rib5 Did you ever see the thumbnail for the scary real creature videos, well almost all aquatic ones are real.

[Mechanos]

@Rib5 you just failed biology

[youssefmohamedpeso]

beautiful bitch

[alitap]

that bite was not real. it looked fake like it had to meat or muscles in it. looked like a fucking underwater sock

[SpiderCrusades]

@alitap It's deep in the ocean, so it moves slowly. That and it's near Japan so it has to be wierd.

[FridaAndJamaal]

こわいです！

[naraius1]

I love the look of the goblin shark with it's jaws extended out!!!!!!!!!! scary Mother Fucker!!!!!

[mjufpn]

So thats where alien was inspired

[Hemulen40]

Gobble gobble !

[ubernift]

0:21  Terror incarnate

[jimmychoo9001]

why grandma what a big nose you have.....

[damagexincorporated]

wtf xd

[GraveArtist]

i wonder if thier eatable

[TheyCallMeWendy]

damn creepy!

[Tomboy100100]

Q porra de bicho é esse???? Patorão(uglyShark)lol

[HIPHOPisinDANGER]

beautiful fish????

I love nature but that's was some predator movie shit.

[Jimmyjumpnjive]

I can has one?

[MegoSamaLadySir]

holy cracker jack that ain't right! D:

[mareczekCzwa]

beautiful Fish :)

[mareczekCzwa]

beautiful fish

[tansux1]

slice the jaw and eat the shark fins

[HellFeima]

Черт, какая она страшная! Бррр!

[dsant95020]

Holy crap!

[Niidza]

wow alien from avp

[WAStateGranny]

That looks like something from outer space. Good video.

[mmiiaa]

there's a reason it's so dark down there..

[batlin]

It looks like an ironing board with an extendible mouth.

[sanno2008]

@batlin good

[Hemulen40]

SUSHI ! (  :

[joouyang]

Must be the only ugliest species in the shark family..

[Lafffatyou]

Jew shark.....

[xXxRadicalDreamerxXx]

@Lafffatyou I guess a Jewish guy fucked your mom and you heard her moan ?

[Lafffatyou]

@xXxRadicalDreamerxXx

You should get out more, kid. Stop sounding like you're from the internet.

[xXxRadicalDreamerxXx]

@Lafffatyou I know you're in denial but someone must explain your psychological defects to the world. This hates of yours must be treated.

So, as a kid, did you cry afterwards ? Were you scared that the moaning were actually cries of pain ? Did you ever talked with your mom over this ?

[Lafffatyou]

@xXxRadicalDreamerxXx

Okay dude, so you're a Jew with a big nose and you don't like people making references to big noses such as this shark. You have a big nose, live with it, loser.

[xXxRadicalDreamerxXx]

@Lafffatyou Actually, I do not have a big nose, but I did fuck your mom.

Your mom is a whore. Live with it loser.