Rainbow Dash - No, no,no, of course not

[Nettohunden619]

Remembeeeeer....

[megajebus]

*Clop clop clop*

*Looks up*

Rainbow Dash?

...

...

...

*Clop clop clop*

[ExciteBike20]

"ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS"

[ManintheArmor]

Ceiling Pony is now canon. :)

[MrPoporucha]

Arthur...King of britons

[BoogsterSU2]

Ceiling Dash, have you been secretly reading Daring Do again?

[saijeehiguchi]

Rainbow dash, are you an angel?

[thundararious]

@saijeehiguchi *this video* Me: SUUUUUUUUURRRREEE

[xEricTheGothx]

rainbow . . . you don't . . . hate me do you *plays video* ohhh thank god

[combo153]

Is it strange to enjoy reading fanfics like cherilees garden and cupcakes? But feel sad when reading fanfics like final dreams of a filly or upon wings of sacrifice?

[ImaLuigi99]

@combo153 I think you have a medical condition called "insanity", or it may be "doucheitis".

[combo153]

@ImaLuigi99 yea i guess it is a bit crazy to enjoy reading torture stories as well as sad tragic stories :/ but does it really make me a douche to enjoy reading other people's creative work?

[combo153]

@ImaLuigi99 and also to feel bad for the ponies in the stories?

[SteveDaBlasian]

@ImaLuigi99 I think you spelled insanity wrong. It's "Linsanity"

[AlexanderT21]

Ceiling Dash, are you watching me masturbate?

[neoYTPism]

Why would you have a problem with that? :P @AlexanderT21

[skittlehappymatt]

Twilight: Mhmm.

[JPHyperX]

Go, find the Holy Grail! Twilight!

[FlamingPineapples1]

No one EVER goes in Fluttershy's shed!

[oldfokk]

So, RD, did ya find god up there?

*video*

[tornadonoob1]

Holy crap, 73 more comments since I started watching, a three second video.

[ProjectOrigins]

GET ON WITH IT!

[silverleaf7878]

@ProjectOrigins YES! GET ON WITH IT!

[TheToenninga]

@silverleaf7878 GET ON THE TIT!

[NoSpyHere]

Jesus, is that you?

[chadzorz]

Rainbow Jesus :p

[zativi]

silly human of course im the only god

[Vibros870]

Dash, are you a lesbian?

*video*

THERE, NOW EVERYPONY SHUT UP.

[vulpixsmi]

Say Rainbow Dash, are you going to take over the world?

[IncapableLP]

*Admin on MC-Server*

*burning house*

Admin to a griefer: You did that? ò_Ó

Griefer: *this video*

[blueblur02]

Twilight would dare to reject the personal favor her lord n savior has shown upon her?!?!?!

[FanarnarBoi]

Last frame - Twilight is not amused

[FoxSuperPower]

RAINBOW DASH is best god...

[draxdrilox02]

Me: You are God??

[BobBobbert100]

Do you think the people making the lesbian jokes are funny?

[theawesomestawesomer]

Does anybody else hear the singing choir in the background as Rainbow Dash's head is surrounded by the sun/halo?

[malevc]

"Eh, yaknow, I do what I do what I do what I do..."

[TheDrummerNut]

Arthur! King of the Britons!

You must find the source of the Sonic Rainboom. Look closely Arthur, for that is your quest. The quest to find Rainbow Dash!

[oN1GHTMAREo]

can you do that no no no thing again?

I love that!

[20izumi]

Me: Are you spying on me?!

Rainbow Dash: *This video*

Me:Aw....I and I thought you are...

[megaprime4]

Me: Do I Hear Angel Sing?

Rainbow Dash: *This Video*

Me: -_-

[OdnetninAdlez]

'Are you gonna order something or just make friends with the panelling?'

[hhinc100]

SQUIDWARD,MY CEILING IS TALKING TO ME

[shrodu]

This is a response to the following:

Twilight: Ehh, Rainbow Dash? Are you fucking Fluttershy up there?....

[aqdrobert]

Twilight Sparkle: "So all this strange weather ISN'T caused by pony-created Global Warming?"

[possiblespammer]

and then abraham and his son went down the mountain

[Karenoniks]

Are you a spy?

*this video*

[perfectsnivy]

Did you make out with my sister?

*this video*

T_T

[roller6902]

St.Dash?

[pokenintendo]

Seems legit

[foxman105]

Bronies: Are you Jesus?

*this vid*

[blutundeisen]

goatse dash

[HappyJamie1]

If i went out one day looked up and saw this i would collapse with joy

[TheGreatGYROFLUFF]

@HappyJamie1 or from shroom overdose

[AsiniusNaso]

Reminds me of the scene with God in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[totakeke1234]

Why does everyone think shes lesbian? (IM SERIOUS!)

[ferbfan12]

friend: ugh! are you one of those bronies, they are soooo gay!!!

me: *this video*

[Theroxurworld101]

PONY JESUS?!

[legopivot311]

Me: do you love applejack?

*video*

Zim: YOU LIE!!

[legopivot311]

@legopivot311 this comment was made as a joke, i dont actually like the appledash thing >.>

[Ravengaurd6]

I can haz cheezeburger?

*vid*

Y U STARVE ME!?

[SpaceFilmStudios]

"Rainbow Dash, are you making a Jesus reference?"

*THIS VIDEO*

[Ravengaurd6]

@SpaceFilmStudios -_-

[SlyFroggie]

Rainbow,have you read My Little Dashie?

*this video*

[wolfthechosenone]

still have some os

0:00

[gracebasherguy92]

Behold, the Anti-M. Bison!!! xD

[Thund3rhead]

hot



[SuperSonicBoom117]

Me:Rainbow Dash Do you Hate Me

Rainbow Dash:No, no,no, of course not

Me; Wheres my Shotgun

Rainbow Dash: OH S*HT

[Assassinanic]

Stop watching me clop to you Dashie!

[spyro40000]

Rainbow dash version of ceiling cat!

[kitsunefire1]

Jesus Dash, is it true that Rainbow Dash ALWAYS dresses in style?

[TanTheDancingMan]

People of Earth: God can you make MLP a reality?

God:*This video*

[CrazyJuancho]

Me: Heyyyyyyyy Rainbow Dash... how did you sruvive cupcakes??

RD: what you talking aobut??

Me: well i see you dont havewings soooo... i asked

[xcess7]

Twilight: ಠ_ಠ

[cool99209]

Twilight:are you trying to rape Soren

Rainbow dash:no no no of corse not

Soren:help!

Rainbow dash:be right back

[moRULEZ18981]

Twilight: "Are you mocking me!?"

RD: "No no no, of course not...psh YEAH!"

[TheAle89515]

YOU WILL SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL.

[alsowikk]

@TheAle89515 In the Castle of Aaaaaaaauuugh

[gracebasherguy92]

Behold, the Anti-M. Bison! xD

[MrXHavokx]

Arthur, king of the Britons!

[adambakas13]

Dashie, do you mind if i clop to you right now while you watch?

[Darkczarek]

@MrJustinArt Are you Normal?

*this vide*

[MrJustinArt]

@Darkczarek How do you know me?!

[TheGameGuy31]

@MrJustinArt homosexual*

[MrJustinArt]

@TheGameGuy31 Nope. Heterosexual. The sexuality where you are interested in the opposite sex. But then again, she says this in a scene where she lies to Twilight. So yeah... Go figure.

[NotBamOrBing]

@MrJustinArt If you met Rainbow Dash, you would ask if she were homosexual, methinks.

[MrJustinArt]

@NotBamOrBing methinks you are correct, good sir.

[NotBamOrBing]

And she'd reply no no no, of course not, because she's bi

[TheGameGuy31]

@MrJustinArt I know what heterosexuality means, smartass. What I'm saying is that the fans thinking RD to be gay is just stupid.

[MrJustinArt]

@TheGameGuy31 I know, I know. It's silly. We all know she is bisexual.

[doodoodudex]

@MrJustinArt 0_0

[Ragn4r0k311]

STOP WATCHING ME!

[megajebus]

Who the hell goes outside to clop? -________-

[SteveJawbs]

@megajebus I sure do! I make sure to only clop in public places, like restaurant bathrooms and in malls and in forests where no one's around.

Not only do I get the thrill of clopping in public, I also don't have to clean up afterwards! I make sure to cum all over the toilet seat and the flush handle for target practice.

[turtleman3651]

@FrozenSuperBanana Horses?

[Ravengaurd6]

@FrozenSuperBanana If she's Pony Jesus, most likely.

[GlavTech]

@FrozenSuperBanana The question is not why she is watching you, the question is why you are masturbating while watching a pony video...Oh don't worry, I won't tell anyone that you Clop. VVVVVVVBut these thumbs will VVVVVVVVVV

[Sebastian1011]

@FrozenSuperBanana No, she's watching you CLOP. Git yar terms straight, ya pony!

[Gyrusdorf]

@FrozenSuperBanana You...masturbate outside in the cold rain? Should I be worried or impressed?

[FrozenSuperBanana]

@Gyrusdorf The rain keeps my penis from overheating.

[Gyrusdorf]

@FrozenSuperBanana Okay, NOW I'm not sure if whether that should be a blessing or a curse. Normally, being able to create a steamy hot love environment is a good thing, but if you need to be in cold water in order to prevent...

...actually, no, I don't want to give this any more thought.

[kagegakureproduction]

now that i've read my little dashie every time i see her, i cry a little inside :(

[vancouverGamr]

To all SOPA/PIPA commentors:

You DO realize Rainbow Dash is being sarcastic, right?

[SteveJawbs]

@vancouverGamr She's not being sarcastic, she's lying; that's two completely different things.

Sarcasm is supposed to let the other person know the truth (the right answer to the question) while lying is supposed to give the other person false information (an incorrect answer to the question) while not letting them know you are lying.

[tsukinoakuma]

Rainbow Dash, please be calm when I ask you this: Should SOPA and PIPA be passed?

*video*

[MrNickro10]

Rainbow Dash..!! You're not spying on bronies cloping again, are you?

[Racerboy151515]

Dat voice crack

[FUNNYGUY645]

SIMBA

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[Nathorama]

@FUNNYGUY645 I'm...not Simba, I'm the Chosen Pony.

Get the reverence to win life.

[AeroRanger100]

Will SOPA pass?

[baconman274]

One day, when I get really bored and have way to much time on my hands, I'm going to watch the entire series through kyrospawn and EpicGheGuy.

[MultiKukri]

@baconman274 You are a holy man, my sir, A HOLY I SAY!

[PinkiePieVEVO]

Twilight: Are you Jesus

Rainbow: No no no of course not

[lop7685]

CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP "DASHIE GET DOWN HERE SO WE CAN DO ITT!!!!!" ITLL BE FUN!

[XxRandomxNamexX]

I just love her n_n face

[cashwat210]

Rainbow Dash, How Horrifying

[supercammy98]

Seems legit

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

Ceilingpony is watching you masturbate.

[ThatHalfAsian]

All hail Rainbow Dash, King of the Lesbians!

[fluttershy10111]

I would LOVE to be rainbow dash in the clouds! That would be So Awesome! :)

[Chinese0Chicken]

Kung fu pony Jesus!

Fighting the hydras and making them pay, with friendship kung fu she'll save the day,

IT'S KUNG FU PONY JESUS!

[1DJKoopa1]

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, were you spying on Fluttershy while she was bathing up there?

Rainbow Dash: 0:00

[fudlite]

0... 1... 3...

YouTube can't count.

[LeJourDuJugement]

Me: My Lord, will bronies suffer eternal damnation in hell?

God: *this video*

[CatsonCrack813]

She sounds like that one girl from jack and daxter who always talks to you.

[yodudes567]

Press 0 for: nonononono

Press 1 for: ot

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[Sparkledash1]

Twilight: on second thoughts let us not go to Canterlot

it is a silly Place

[620emilymartin]

Angels we have herd on high....

*backgroundmusic*

[thewardenlover]

no 0:02 XD i think all of these pony clips are missing a second

[Cerberusballs]

Have you let Rainbow Dash into your life?

[TheHoodyninja]

@AdamantPonyGuy This should be a religion.

[NarutooftheRasengan]

SIMBA, REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[AdamantPonyGuy]

I think Dashie is our lord and savior =D

[NerfedFalcon]

Rainbow Dash, are you a homosexual?

[panther0567]

@NerfedFalcon Not cool.

[NerfedFalcon]

@panther0567 I was saying she wasn't.

[DoctorMcBread]

Rainbow Dash=My Lord and Savior

[Ravengaurd6]

Rainbowdash...ARE YOU PONY JESUS?

[McLawls]

@Ravengaurd6 Well, she can walk on clouds, that's just water atop water vapour, so yes, Rainbowdash is Jesus.

[elgoain8]

@Ravengaurd6 nope! chuck testa

[ACarnivorousMeece]

@Ravengaurd6 *this video*

[TheRainbowPlanet]

@Ravengaurd6 I came to think of something. If jesus was gods only son...and we all are gods kids...WE ARE ALL GIRLS!!!! O_O

[Ravengaurd6]

@TheRainbowPlanet hot,christian, girl-on-girl action since The DAWNS OF TIMES!

[HyperShadow89]

@TheRainbowPlanet ...mind... BLOWN!

[MrNickro10]

Me: Rainbow Dash, are you spying on me cloping?

Rainbow Dash: *This video*

[8bitPikachu]

CEILING PONY IS WATCHING YOU MASTERBATE!

[pytko3]

@8bitPikachu To her, unfortunately.

[Vendetta162X]

I think that voice crack she has is why I love Rainbow Dash!

[Krelinos]

When I first started Bronyism, I thought RD was going to be the adorable one.

I was wrong.

[BOBMATIONproductions]

rainbowdash, is applejack the best pony?

*insert video*

[KayinMoon]

I like the Monty Python references in this clip.

[EduardoTVideos]

Bronies, bow before our God.

[mino556]

Trollestia:Do you like bananas?

RD:*This Video*

Trollestia:Thats good 'cause you aint finding any bananas ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN­NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!­!!! BYETCH!!!!

[RainGolem37]

twilight is not amused

[JabawakiHugs]

i like how every thing rainbow dash says is on a less than 10 second vid. <3

[IanEduardoMeneses]

Rainbow Dash, do you have a relationship with Big Macintosh?

*this video*

[ChristianaLovesTT]

Rainbow dash, do you agree that Obama is a good president?

[danmaste71]

me: is there angles singing in your background?

rainbow dash: no, no, no of course not.

me: I'm sorry, it must be you.

[1244dudeman]

Rainbow dash did you come here just to say hi

#this video#

(Unzips pants)

[1pieceisdareasoniliv]

DUDE... The sun makes it look like she has a HALO!!! Cause she was trying to convince Twilight that she wasn't just... you know, just watch the epsiode.

[Plushies4Ever]

My brother thinks Dragon Ball Hoshi is real.

*Cue video*

[TheJboy88]

"Arthur! Arthur! King of the Britons!"