Classic Nostalgia Critic - Kazaam Review - Part 2

[WishfulThinkingArt]

1:03 okay that's a funny face!

[cyraxmaster23]

@CYBERDOODY Joking. Chill.

[cyraxmaster23]

@LRodriguez1026 Can't understand a joke: Confirmed.

[MrBransoylalecheXD]

why is japanese porn aside

[AmienVids]

3:26 Those babies had rabies. WTF?

[sasutomato]

i can jam with sam i am LOL omg im choking

[JokerWithGlasses]

BOSHGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Teriyaki00]

The only video review with Whitney Houston's music in it. Rest In Peace.

[SonRyu]

@Teriyaki00 i just happened to watch this video the day of Whitney Houstons death....go figure

[hankforeman91]

6:33 - 6:43 That's not just our expression's to Max's death (which was temporary), but it's also to Whitney Houston's death (which is permanent; I'm not kidding, she is indeed gone). We indeed will always love her. :(

[heylinspongesprite]

@Uriel6178 Read his whole comment...he was just joking.

[heylinspongesprite]

@Pegashy123 That was the point of his comment, LOL.  He was pretending that the critic's wish that Kazaam never existed came true...

[todalyweirdgirl]

PEPSI! GATORADE! VIAGRA!

[KrimzonFlygon1]

I know I'm gonna get pounded for this one, but the whole Fairy Tale line could be a matter of perspective. I mean, if Kazaam was one-of-a-kind, then it wouldn't work. BUT, if there are multiple genies in the world, and they have their own culture, that means they have their own mythology, and one of those mythical beings TO THEM is the Djinn. The concept of a Djinn could be as laughable to them as normal genies are to us.

Still a bad movie.

[perplacymp]

Always knew the broken glassball was some kind of a Colombo-ripoff.

[alexgorman13]

HOLY SHIT RONSHEET!!!!

[KSapphire8989]

This movie has some messed up points.

[mikestevenofthecross]

love the mortal kombat music!

[Ov3rDoSis]

this was hilarious!

[ChilieConCarnage07]

I liked this movie...it was one of those "so shitty it's good" movies for me atleast

[alifelesscritic]

what a GREAT ... shitty movie : D

[TheNOWHERESVILLE]

1,181 people SHAQ GASM-ED

[Zerothemaster1]

...since when does the "pirate" music "scene" hire people?

[JRYStudios1]

SHAQGAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAM

[Shadowlit001]

He's a rapper, why does he need a job...

[LukeMM95]

I though Kazaam already had a job? 0_o

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

Max Going out of the glass of Water! BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!!!

[MegaMonsterZilla]

Tyrannosaurus Shaq

[Kinky20]

hahaha i nearly pissed myself when whitney houston started playing!!!!!

[pochopaz7381]

4:29 irony, dude irony... That was quite a fail nc

[TheJessieJamesSho]

SHAQGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gottastrike]

the kid is a much better actor than shaq

[MegaRawr35]

Remember kids! When someone touches you in a way that makes you uncomfortable, THAT'S NO GOOD.

[CartoonDork]

Whenever I hear "I Will Always Love You" I think of Shaq holding that kid and screaming

[lcricketsfrgl]

lol the jurrasic park scream i lost it lmao

[goldenpizzaking]

"lets green egg and ham it"

[thebestwingsfan]

@goldenpizzaking What's next? Let's Cat It In The Hat?

[candymanego]

The editing is what makes this.

[megamonstudios]

shady vox can rap better than shaq and he's english

[IWillBeHers]

"Vanilla Ice was whiter than this!" Ahahahaha.

[TheHumbleTinkerer]

Let's green egg and ham it!!

[Alexiosbutcher]

Of course the Djini does not believe fairy tales. They are a different union! It is a religious thing...

[Arzaker]

5:55

cant enough of that bit

[MDthornton83]

@AntChaotix Only Alladin is way better than this.

[cyraxmaster23]

I can't believe Nostalgia Critic hates Citizen Kane... Probably not going to watch his reviews again after that butchering he called a review.

Also, why whas he mumbling about some kind of rapping genie? Never heard of a movie like that.

[Pegashy123]

@cyraxmaster23 Whoa, chill it was a joke. He said he wished the movie never existed, so the wish came true without him knowing and it disappeared making him accidentally pick up a great film Citizen Kane, thinking it was still Kazaam and said it was the worst movie of all time. Yeesh :S

[Uriel6178]

@cyraxmaster23 Did you watch at least 10 seconds after he called "Citizen Kane" a bad movie? He "wished" Kazaam never was real so he instead reviewed Citizen Kane somehow, thinking it was Kazaam he called it horrible.

[CYBERDOODY]

@cyraxmaster23 He is allowed to have an opinion

[LRodriguez1026]

@cyraxmaster23 What are you talking about!? The creator of the nostalgia critic Doug Walker put Citizen Kane at number 10 on his Top 20 favorite movies of all time.

[Ozztastic57]

Lets green egg 'n' ham it.

[Kingofcorrect]

i hate Orson Welles!

[RSG132]

the Bastard son

of Mario and Saddam Hussein

LOL

[rockandrollguy87]

is that salt & peppa rappin on the stage

she looks so familler

[nightbane2]

The toast was just horrible CGI.

[MDthornton83]

1:53 He has Golgo 13's eye brows, and Mario's mustache.

[MDthornton83]

Also, am I the only one who wish Max had died and actually stayed dead at the end? I think that would have been a much better ending for this movie seeing how spoiled and rotten he really was. I mean hell, it's hard to relate to him let alone feel sorry for him.

[Dim4323]

BAD TOUCH!!!

[Mrandom101]

That's sad when the breakfast is the best actor in the movie.

XD

[jnk1296]

Go to 6:17 for the SHAQGASM!

[NintendoCentralFan12]

Thats green eggs and hammocs?

[MrWarners14]

@NintendoCentralFan12 ' Let's Green egg and ham it'.

[NintendoCentralFan12]

@MrWarners14 Oh, ok.

[cartmann94]

I'm pretty sure Kazaam must have been a feature played in Neverland every day O__O

[bobsaggot14sexy]

i've never seen so many pedo scenes in one movie!

[thesparks007]

OH please god not shaq fu

[origamipein18]

You know, I remember when this film was showing on Disney Channel, it was a couple years ago, and I remember somewhat liking this piece of shit. That was before I realized how awful it was.

[MrMdarnell09]

@6:03 O____O

[MDthornton83]

@MrMdarnell09 I know. Ass grabbing. That just didn't look right.

[MrMdarnell09]

@MDthornton83 Most aggressive prostate exam ever

[ThePaladox]

And that is why every one in america can carry guns ;)

[MDthornton83]

I never liked this movie very much. And now I realize how stupid it is. No offense to Shaq, but this movie wasn't one of the major highlights of his career.

[PookaDude42]

Vanilla Ice was blacker! HAHAHAHA! YES!!

[madsceinceproduction]

WTF THE BAD TOUCH

[AngelOfLight50]

2:11 Please tell me I'm just insane, and his hand is not going lower.

[goshenguy]

The T-rex roar was a nice touch :P

[Swordofswordom]

7:21 The Master Control Program from Tron?

[DestinedJedi87]

I really don't like how Kazam turned a guy into a BALL, wrapping up his limbs to do so. Imagine the excruciating agony he must be feeling. And will he spend the rest of his life that way? How is he going to eat? Walk? Go to the bathroom? Ugh, DEFINITELY a DMOS in my opinion. Other than that, the Critic's review had me in stitches. I never really thought of it, but Kazam IS the kid's slave! Wow. What a horrible movie.

[IHateMovieCrap]

Critic: ON MY HAIRY ASS!

[CrimeTimeHustlers]

ok shaq is a boss rapper look up Go faster daddy dont stop with twista and trina its BOSS!!!!!!

[draggy76]

Shaq: Let's green egg an ham it

Nostalgia Critic: ......What?!?

Shaq: Let's green egg an ham it

[bossyrobert]

Ah, what is he doing to Max? I can't tell if he's tickling him or trying to hug him close to his body. Either way, I'm putting this movie on my queue.

[pr0jectSkyneT]

Shaq not only made one of the worst movies of all time (this pile of garbage) but he's also made one of the worst games of all time - Shaq-fu.

[Dim4323]

BAD TOUCH

[draggy76]

This is a Peda-no-no Lol!!!

[MrJaxreid]

man if "I Can Jam with Sam I Am" was real, I'd buy it. It be hilarious.

[lagorbian]

omg hahahahaha lets green egg and ham it xD

[tkmazurek]

I love the music during the fight scene

[MariofanX2]

2:08 OMG BAD TOUCH! LOL

[pickster101]

3:26 "Those babies have rabies" - Shaq

[WrathofVishnu]

6:17 - Jurashaq Park

[allmyself666]

@WrathofVishnu GODDAMN IT YOU MADE ME PISS MYSELF!!!

[TheForbiddenNerd]

i've lol'd too many times at the shaq godzilla scream

[rattay2]

3:27..... Those babies had rabies O_e

[Dim4323]

its the same thing with the dog and the baby on family guy.

BAD TOUCH

[Kidzrul434]

@Dim4323 What do you mean by that?

[TheAeroAvatar]

Let's green egg and ham it!

0_0

Where does a line like THAT come from? It works for Seuss, but how does it fit into a movie?

[highspeedheadbanger]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTAAAL­

[menslady125]

Oh, how did Shaqille O'Neal get into this crap?

[pocenha]

@menslady125 For money? ._.

[MrImastinker]

BAD TOUCH!

[FoolsTheGarden]

Kazaam's I can jam with Sam I Am vs. Shit Doggy Dog's Kibbles N Bitches.

[VaderGuy9]

SEUSS DOGGY DOG!!!

[UnknownXV]

How the hell did my parents let me watch this as a kid, lol.

[agrockman]

Why not use Shaqu attack?

[ParappaTehRappa]

"that's sad how the breakfast is the best actor in the movie" lol

[microsoftnerd4life]

(gun goes off) NOW TALK RIGHT!

[neosoc]

1:53

I wanna know what Chemical Ali was doing in this movie.

[TehLoopMan]

6:05 bad touch? :O

[TehLoopMan]

get set, for my TENER, TET TET ._.

[DarthBenadic]

What if they make a Captian Marvel movie and insted of "The Rapping Geinue Kazaam" we got "The Havey Metal Wizerd SHAZAM?"

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

A job? He can't get a job, he's black!

Wait, that wasn't the joke?

Ummmmm........

I stand by it.

[thugripper]

vanila ice worked blacker than this '' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ''

[tohardtoh]

t-rex roar 

[antsorter]

6:18-6:23 lmfao holy shit

[BMNicolas]

5:54 proves that fast music and loud sound effects make everything fucking epic. =D

[datriadx18]

2:07

o_O

[Dim4323]

BAD TOUCH!!!

[kingvideogames]

7:17 You may want to stray away from "Blank Check ADV.'s" castle of macintire, a kid, kissing a F.B.I. agent.

[Paradox3002]

Let's Green Egg and Ham it!

[GhettoKarter1992]

Shaq makes Michael Jackson look more like a ladiesman than a child molester lol

[TheEagerMcBeaver]

4:40 A BIG-LIPPED-ALLIGATOR-MOMENT!

[WrathofVishnu]

Pause at 1:04 to see Shaq bug out

[ilikemartialarts]

how does the kid know what a hippos butt smells like hmmmm?

[supermariofan03]

my mom probably agrees with the critic at the end she doesn't like citizen kane

[IMmephiles]

@supermariofan03 0_0

[sonofdark18]

2:28 oh really how do you know what hippopatamus butt (i know my spelling sucks) smells like?. This movie sucks also at 6:27 YAY max is dead now the movie is over?.........................­.........7:10 fuck!

[dim432]

BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH

[ronvins]

I love how when Shaq is talking about not believing in fairy tales, his eyebrows are going crazy.

[sonofdark18]

id feel better if billy bob thornton was the genie instead of this dumass

[pierre45a]

haha warp zone

[NonstopRam]

This movie messed up on so many levels

[TheBloodytoxic]

Whats the shaq fu song i cant find it

[echiireon]

@TheBloodytoxic It is from Mortal Kombat

[crazyfooInc]

@TheBloodytoxic

It's the theme from Mortal Kombat, and it's indeed AWESOME.

[StrickenWithFear]

I didn't like the movie when I first saw and I certainly don't like it now, Some one didn't check for holes in the lines because Shaq said he had a friend in 1000 Bc and then said to the little boy that he was his only friend. THAT DOESNT MAKE SINCE IF HE HAD A FRIEND THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!! Who wrote this piece of shit movie?

[Vanstania]

@StrickenWithFear only friend NOW maybe?

[StrickenWithFear]

@Vanstania it's still ridiculous either way

[Vanstania]

@StrickenWithFear lets green egg and ham it up

[StrickenWithFear]

@Vanstania Oh my god ahahah

[RoconzaArt]

I lol'd at his expression after the "bad touch" call. (OoO)

[titosmav]

LOL BUT WHAT IS THE SONG`S TITLE IN THE END?

[mario19885]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

[cody2819]

XD VERY funny!

[TFSONICFAN100]

SHAQGASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!­!!!!!!!!

[PersonDude156]

THUMBS UP FOR SHAQ FU!!

[kingjcare121]

@PersonDude156

SHAQGASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

[foolycooly94]

Keep pressing 7 to see Shaq "Green Egg and Ham It."

[GODofGAMES77]

SHAQASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[HushOnHellsHorizon]

BAD TOUCH!!!!

[simpsonsfan89]

24 people wanted to Green Egg & Ham It.

[MrHEC381991]

2:47:  Specsavers. *KERCHING*

[BaPeZtaBiTcHez]

1:39 is my favorite part of this whole thing. His face is priceless.

[thehoosierfortheUK]

To call kazaam a bad movie would be a detestable understatement. This movie was a real turkey!

[Deziede]

@cgsilverscreen2020 Shoop da woop xD

[FireLightning16]

23 people don't like to green egg and ham it

[IronKnuckleKO]

Don't encourage him, you'll jiggy-jiggy regret it!

[eddybaby83]

4.17 - 5.11 - brilliant.

[Guigley]

6:17 is awesome.

[kxp71]

PRESS 7 REPEATEDLY

GATORADE DROPKICK F**K YA

[sergiu1231]

That toast deserves a dam prize!

[WilsonsWardrobe]

23 people didn't green egg and ham it.

[floydman560]

He said Shaq Fu and that is actually one of the WORST VIDEO GAMES EVER MADE

[ArktikiceFrost]

@floydman560 You got that right, and I had the misfortune of actually owning it as a kid. Well, at least I had Mortal Kombat 3, Time Killers and Eternal Champions.

[pwn3ronetwothree]

PRESS 9 ITS FUNNY

[ShadowSpawn666]

I think the T-Rex roar should be in the actual movie.

[MovieLover1995]

"HE'S KISSING HIM!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?!!"

ROTFLMFAO!!! (yet another time)

[MovieLover1995]

"OH MY GOD!!!"

"NOW HE'S BATHING IN FRONT OF HIM!! THERE'S NO TELLING OF WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO NEXT!!! HURRY!!!"

ROTFLMFAO!!! (again)

[MovieLover1995]

"Meanwhile, Max is back home sleeping when... OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!"

"BAD TOUCH!!!"

"911 EMERGENCY!!! THERE'S A TALL MAN WHO'S BEEN STALKING THIS KID, GIVING HIM TREATS, AND NOW HE'S TOUCHING WHILE IN HIS BED AND WEARING HIS PAJAMAS!!! HURRY!!!"

ROTFLMFAO!!!

[Zero0rn]

SHAQGASM!!!

[aero1315]

has anyone ever told u that u looked a lot like Paul Giamatti?

[TheHumbleTinkerer]

LETS GREEN EGG AND HAM IT