If I were talking to Holly in this scenario, this would be my question:
Are you offering to answer difficult questions (a) in order to help less intelligent people improve their understanding of the universe, (b) to rub your IQ of 12,000 into our faces, or (c) none of the above?
"oh very well here is my second question... would you like a crumpet?" LOL crumpets have EVERYTHING to do with chaos theory and predicting weather cycles
the no.1 sketch in red dwarf history so there you go hatty at least you can say that, amazing no.1 sketch and cat rimmer lister and kryten are nowhere to be seen as 'csh213' said PRICELESS
After watching this, I totally want to be a toaster in my next life. :D
PastafariansWON 5 months ago
Haha i remember this!
TheToastPeople 6 months ago
She may have an IQ over 12,000 but she managed to lose 4 seconds from her life expectancy pretty easily (345 -> 341).
spaceboyg 7 months ago
Genius Holly is purty...
HactarThe2nd 7 months ago 3
Is it wrong that I want a Talkie Toaster?
Isupportnotdying 8 months ago
What the fucking fuck is this?
gzac95 10 months ago
@gzac95 youtube
bicnarok 10 months ago
@gzac95 Red Dwarf
bulbaman1 9 months ago
If I were talking to Holly in this scenario, this would be my question:
Are you offering to answer difficult questions (a) in order to help less intelligent people improve their understanding of the universe, (b) to rub your IQ of 12,000 into our faces, or (c) none of the above?
computernerd1101 11 months ago
"oh very well here is my second question... would you like a crumpet?" LOL crumpets have EVERYTHING to do with chaos theory and predicting weather cycles
Rickman112 1 year ago
Lordward379 - it is a different actor.
McRocket 1 year ago
IT'S OVER 9000!!
jakndaxkingdom 1 year ago 2
Female Holly sucked.
otherjr 1 year ago
not noticed it before, but is the voice of the toaster provided by the same actor who played the original Kryten?
lordward879 1 year ago
@lordward879 yeah, I think it is.
WardN07 1 year ago
@lordward879 Yes thats David Ross who played the orignal Kryten
bryemycaz 1 year ago
This is why appliances shouldn't have artificial intelligence.
JohanStarDragon 1 year ago
I love Holly's "derp" face...
Karthesios 1 year ago 3
I think he says" would you like a cheese & ham breville". My next question is this "WHAT THE SMEG ARE YOU GOING TO DO !!!" LOL!
messershit109 1 year ago
I wish my Tamagotchi would kicked up some toast and waffles.
evthurobred 1 year ago
I got the cheese and ham bit, just not the bramble part...
evthurobred 1 year ago
Any Brits out there want to explain to the rest of us what a cheese and ham bramble is? (o:
evthurobred 1 year ago
@evthurobred 'cheese and ham breville'. Breville is a brand name of appliances for making toasted sandwiches (aka toasties)
Ankeshed 1 year ago
Ah, the classics never get old, do they?
...hummm...would anybody like a crumpet?
TheeIceshark 1 year ago
she's really pretty when shes in intelligent mode :OO
DOO1 2 years ago 3
Mmm this scene makes my mouth water...
renoo27 2 years ago
talkie the toaster played Kryten in the ep "Kryten" :P
indiasrainbow 2 years ago
Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite...
would you like a toasted teacake?
555hugs 2 years ago 2
New I.Q 68 = %-D
Alan7997 2 years ago 4
"This is going to be about waffles isn't it...?"
XD
DarkDestiny8000 2 years ago
"Certainly not. And I resent the implication that I am a one-dimensional bread-obsessed electrical appliance!"
XD Hahahaha!!
renoo27 2 years ago
I resent the implication that I am a one- dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance!
DeusExMJ12 2 years ago 2
NO, I would not like a crumpet!
odin6616 2 years ago 2
not just breaddie its quite curranty too :D
PANDYHO 3 years ago
I toast, therefore I am
martykate 3 years ago
The smart Holly is hot!
monol22 3 years ago 6
well, sorry. in series 1 its John Lenahan. but in this series (and this clip) its voiced by David Ross, UK born, who played kryten in series 2
jmiller007 3 years ago 3
its John Lenahan, born in the US. he was also the original Kryten in series 2
jmiller007 3 years ago
the guy who voices the toaster. is he american or english?
TomBakerIsMyHero 3 years ago
Yea, I know it was on purpose. I just thought it looked funny. :P
ahamburger111 3 years ago
one massive question to ask you all....
whould u like some toast?
stevean2 4 years ago 3
"what the smeg are you going to do?"
"wait there is one question i have to ask on the others will have to know"
"wat, what is it."
"would you like a cheese and ham bravel"
1881king1881 4 years ago 7
"Given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would u like a toasted teacake?"
"That's another bready question!"
"It's not just bready, quite currenty too!"
bexmoviefreak 4 years ago 6
lol i dont even like red dwarf but ma mate told me to watch so i did and...... i like it its funny
zedswaq 4 years ago
Wait, Wait! there is an important question the others must know!!!.......Would you like a cheese and ham Brablle? lol awsome!
DiscoBeaver2006 4 years ago
its breville not brablle
vidsrgd 4 years ago
lol yeah, an iq of 12,000 but she's still stupid enough to talk to the toaster XD
raizersabre 4 years ago 30
@raizersabre haha! isn't that the way of the world?
evthurobred 1 year ago
Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite...would you like a toasted teacake?
MaxxPower101 4 years ago 3
LOL! holly's face at 00:25
ahamburger111 4 years ago 3
the no.1 sketch in red dwarf history so there you go hatty at least you can say that, amazing no.1 sketch and cat rimmer lister and kryten are nowhere to be seen as 'csh213' said PRICELESS
biv872003 4 years ago 3
My absolute favorite clip of all the series. Thank you so much
KingofKlubs 4 years ago
Here's my next question: What the smeg are you going to do?!
Headbanger14 4 years ago
Lol! I love the way he said that!
bexmoviefreak 4 years ago
Thanks for the clip. I love this bit. It possibly my fave memory of Red Dwarf, PRICELESS
csh213 5 years ago
Oooh, could you post the whole episode?
Wonkapoo 5 years ago