Mock the Week - Milton Jones - Family

[OasisMadf3rit]

This guy is hilarious

[CosmicCast]

I remember the episode where he said "my other grandfather" like five or six times :D

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

britain has a lot of one liner comedians O_o

[FalconsPOWN2]

i just got the last one, "He drowened in a bowl of cherrios," i thought it only meant the cereal. But, i remembered the word "Cherrio" used as a farewell. My other grandfather....

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

his shirts too loud

[minichapify]

all four of his grandfathers disliked this...

[SkrateBeastin]

My other grandfather.... took an arrow to the knee.

[adambelfast1]

@SkrateBeastin "sigh" another one

[ironmaidenrlz1]

@SkrateBeastin it's in the knee *downvote*

[ro33han]

can someone explain the cheerios joke?

[Georgeous129]

@ro33han cheerio is a cereal, but also some people say cheerio as a way of saying goodbye

[MrRoymiester]

@ro33han cheerios is a upbeat word for goodbye.

[aTruster]

@ro33han Yes.

[thecrimsonbubbles]

Like if you're his grandfather.

[wasianwigger]

@thecrimsonbubbles terrible, terrible comment.

[arabianofelix]

Cheerios! hahaha. classic

[Hentarded]

possibly the best comedian, him or stewart francis.

[Feodaran]

My favourite Milton joke has to be this one:

"My other grandfather, he would never ever throw anything away. But he died in the war holding on to a hand grenade."

The man's a legend. :)

[elliexx242]

Seeing Milton live tomorrow, sooo freakin excited!

[SpiritKnob]

All hail the new king of Mock The Week

[damaster720]

drowned in a bowl of cheerios...

[Marktheshtfgenius]

4 People have lost a relative to cheerio-related accidents.

Why else would anybody vote this genius down?

[tommytorch95]

how can any1 not get his jokes?!?! theyre genius, and if u make it public tht u dont get the joke, ur killing the joke!

[tomcookies90]

comics have a much lower laughter threshold than regular people, because they tell joes for a living. Thats why they dont always laugh at each other much.

[bobplanes58]

Who's that woman at 1:27

[AncientJoystick2]

@bobplanes58 I know it's been 2 months, but Diane Morgan.

[caroegc]

I don't get the first joke..?

[LadyCutiie]

@caroegc basically i think is tht he sees his mothers face trough the oven window cuz hes in the oven and on the other side is his mum

[jeg3009]

@caroegc he's making the joke that his mum was trying to kill him. kills the joke really. irony?

[caroegc]

@jeg3009 Oh haha! Thanks 

[caroegc]

@jeg3009 Firony!

[jeg3009]

@caroegc i see what you did there.

[raverdeath100]

a month before my grandfather died, we covered his back with lard. he went downhill quickly after that.

[TheePizzaDude]

Best scene over on Mock The Week. <3

[abdulabz123]

U GET TOASTED! lOl

[sjatuk]

who is that woman?! shes hot but she doesn't like milton very much! :')

[MrRobgregory]

diane morgan.

[Stonezyy]

his last one was good

[kevslf1]

I love how everyone laughs before they even hear the punchline lol

[jasbk]

Milton Jones is hilarious! really hope to see him live one day

[DTChapman1]

My other grandfather...

[DanSids1988]

I don't get the Jean joke.

[usagixbun]

@DanSids1988 as a general rule 'jeans' ie denim trousers aren't allowed in posher nightclubs because they aren't smart enough... obvs he made it funnier by doing the surprise bit with the trainers :)

[Ariel202113]

did anyone hear someone whisper 'Jean' at 0:32 ??? XD

[Stu3100]

saw this wi him this evening, nearly lost the will to live!

[ytdthdghdghdghdghd]

hes funny but he couldnt replace frankie boyle

[katyanarockercook]

I love how in the first joke chris addison and hugh dennis look kind of like 'where are you going with this....' :')

[jpjpd]

JEAN. made me laugh

[horrorpunkmetal]

He's not bad but I think Stewart Francis is the king of one-liners!

[tiagotiko]

1:27 who's that, i can't remember

[GEORGEvsGEORGE]

He should have his own show

[goth9ever]

this is insanely funny haha XD he constantly looks like he just woke up

[larshans15]

whats the point of the bouncer joke?

[tigerlover52]

@larshans15 They filled the quota...

[panny14]

@larshans15 it's implied the bouncer said "No jeans", meaning the clothing

[7PlayingWithFire7]

@xXLuciferDarkheartXx He even has a joke where he adresses the awkwardness of walking into the house and going all "wow, a lot of grandfathers" x)

[Louisthefish23]

@xXLuciferDarkheartXx maybe they are the same two :P

[IICJZII]

1:27 HOT! who's that?! :o

[silentriddick]

@IICJZII diane morgan ;D

[IICJZII]

@silentriddick Thanks ;D

[AliceLinforthxx]

i'm 13 and i love milton jones, he ledgend. Another case of Milton Jones is my fave radio show ever!

[del4nath]

Who's the hotty @1:26

[eqsheiky]

When he steps up to deliver his first line, and the cartoon family is behind him, he looks like he belongs in the picture.

[lofthouse23]

fecking piss myself whenever Milton is on the show

[raidoxgunner777]

best milton jones joke...

milton - 'i'm terrified these days of a recurring nightmare about pirates'

audience- 'ahhhhh'

milton - 'you're not helping!'

[quixot1c]

The best joke I heard of milton was "The last word my grandad said to me was, you selfish boy" so I became a fishmonger", hahahaha. now everytime I hear the word selfish, I always go "sell fish" in my head, lmao

[MrDuckKiller52]

@quixot1c can u explain that to me? i dont get it lol

[SAMTECHGUY123]

@MrDuckKiller52 fishmongers sell fish.. selfish... sell fish

[MrDuckKiller52]

@SAMTECHGUY123 ah lol :P im not the brightest of people when tired :P

[CrazyAboutBeyonceXD]

why do people start arguing on youtube? pls just sit back and enjoy the video!

[Andyp12]

I dont mean to downplay Milton but essentially he is a poor mans Stewart Francis.

[UKRThracian]

@Andyp12 I don't know about that. Stewart Francis repeats his jokes all the time, go back to 2001 and alot of the jokes he does then he does now. He needs new material and quick.

[Andyp12]

@UKRThracian Maybe, but id imagine you could say the same of Milton, or any comedian.

[UKRThracian]

@Andyp12 Fair point but I doubt they will still use stuff from 5-10 years ago and it still forms the vast majority of their act.

[dksam07]

£1.50 for a cup of tea, £2.25 for 3 custard creams.....i said look grandad u just popped round i didnt invite you hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha legend!!!

[ZepicTV94]

1:26 - Phwoar

[Danielthephenom]

@ZepicTV94 whos she :D

[Pringle921]

Best One liner EVER! :)

[randomXcuteness]

I love the way he salutes after EVERY standup he does...

I remember one of his jokes..

'at christmas, I couldn't get through the door... too many grandads' xD

[DWretzky]

you're all wearing trainers :D

[misterinley]

dont get the jean jean jean jean bouncer joke.. any ideaS?

[my8villains]

@misterinley i think its a sexual joke. you know you dont where jeans at night clubs but then he said trainers! lol

[andrewtheincredible]

@misterinley My god. Jeans? Gene...Jean...Jeans...? The joke is, bouncers don't let you into clubs if you don't have the right dress, such as wearing jeans or trainers. You're expecting for him to say the bouncer said 'No Jeans', as in their names/their dress, but instead he says the trainer thing. Fucking hell.

[misterinley]

@andrewtheincredible listen, ok, why the angered reaction, ok, the reason i dont understand the joke is because I dont go to clubs, alright... we not all the same in the world, we dont all waste our times in clubs.. getting pissed and causing problems for others and ourselves, so just pipe down...

[andrewtheincredible]

@misterinley Neither do I, but it's common sense.

[CoxertheGreat]

Does anyone else think the other contestants don't like him?

[blobby1972]

quite refreshing to see jokes again in a world of observation comedy thats getting abit samey.

[Libervurto]

Milton is brilliant on this show, he sits in a dark corner for most of the show and every so often says something that makes everyone fall off their chairs.

[Charapova100]

new fav comic ^_^

[PjotrSpot]

He reminds me of Stuart Francis with those one-liners, they're both very good.

[phucoff1]

this guy is nearly as unfunny as that black chick, now she is bad!

[astroboirap]

@phucoff1 the tranvestite nigger who thinks its funny to swear?

[DrCornwallis100]

Am I the only person in the world who thinks this man is really annoying and not at all funny?

[sackvilleshredder123]

@DrCornwallis100 yes

[catiebop]

@DrCornwallis100 Yes.

[HyuugaCharlie]

lmao.. cheerios. clever one

[SamLovesFriemds]

hes so funny hes got the audience laughing before hes even finished the joke lol

[theshow2k8]

The first time i saw this guy on Mock the Week i laughed my ass off and have been glad to see him on other things.

[eduern]

i don't get the jean joke someone explain

[SuperHunterjohn]

@eduern You arent allowed in clubs if youre wearing jeans

[TedKrusty]

My auntie Jean's got a sister Jean Her daughter Jean just had a baby, Called it.. Jean. JEAN-ius!

[TedKrusty]

Cheery-o's LMAO!

[jd899]

Love the jean joke

[FreedomValentine]

heil milton!

[elmoelmslie2]

he needs his own show, he's done so much for radio.

[NickDude555]

Stewart Francis + A cup of crazy = Milton Jones

[MrMrcupcake444]

@NickDude555  Stewart Francis + drugs = Milton Jones

[lilheffernan1996]

You,ve always got the best quaility comedy !

[dogstylee51]

GetToasted91 - do you have the one he did last week about Relationships?

[Pringle921]

the way he is so strange is hilarious

[Tommanc1]

chris is good aswell

[Tommanc1]

milton jones is hilarious as is hugh dennis, andy parsons, russell and dara, but they need to find some others, some of them have been dreadful. Yes, milton should be a regular

[iloveCullens96]

he is hilarious!XD

[TheBestShow321]

EPIC.

[BigRedMint]

at 0:16 Hugh and Chris are like "where on earth are you going with this?!"

[dazer09]

I don't get the Cheerios joke..... /:

[sjobbe94]

@dazer09 cheerio as bye, and not being able to say goodbye but drowning in cheerio's is ironic.

[dazer09]

@sjobbe94 Ah yeah that makes sense now haha, cheers!

[NFFC3094JoKeR]

£1.50 for a cup of tea £2.25 for 3 custard creams, i said look grandad u just poped round i didnt invite u. lmao, what made me laff is how he just said at the start 'one of my earliest memories is seeing my mothers face through the oven window'

[hhhot55]

how is this guy funny?

[NFFC3094JoKeR]

@hhhot55 because hes just so random lol and how he tells the storys

[DanielTempleUK]

My aunty Jean, got a sister called Jean,

Her daughter Jean, just had a baby, called it.........Jean!!!

They all went to a nightclub to celebrate, they got to the door and the bouncer said "Sorry...................You'r­e all wearing trainers!"

What a hero this guy is!!!

[holcat27]

I saw this on the programme, then I immediately thought, "Wow, I bet this goeson Youtube." I LOVE the Cheerios joke. XD

0:16 You can see his teammates thinking "Where the hell is he going with this? He'd better win it for us!" LOL

[SkrebMasters]

Milton Jones for new regular.

[lennic95]

@SkrebMasters I just gave you your 200th thumbs up! And I TOTALLY AGREE!!

[camz4ever]

@SkrebMasters stuart fransis is bettter :L

[bigjet380]

the lady on the side was like shit my matireal was no where near as good as that lol 

[SongBillong]

Hahaha this guy is an absolute genius.

Thanks for uploading this GetToasted91, brilliant videos :D

[adamb0000]

ha haaa love it ツ