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  • I don't think anyone has a "great" how I lost my virginity story, just varying degrees of incredibly awkward.

  • LMAO, yeah good point... awkward, TRUE!

  • hehe, the shirt was awesome

    as for the 'losing your cherry pie' story, I lost mine at her house, after we'd gone in the back door and straight up to her bedroom. She made quite alot of noise, and when we eventually left the house again we went down a differernt set of stairs to the front entrance and found out that her parents had been in the room directly below and had heard everything. Most embarrasing moment of my life so far :P

  • thanks <3

    and THAT sucks, how old were you? im assuming the parents didnt kill you so lol

  • i was 19 i think at the time, and funnily enough the parents seemed pretty friendly even tho they had blatently heard everything.

    Creepy family tho to be honest

  • I drank long island iced teas on the 4th and thought of you. My hubby got all grabby hands on me and I had to take him home. LOL What else does cherry pie mean?? Nice TP shirt!

  • nice, you think of me often while out with the hubby? lol <3

    mmmm long islands ftw

  • I do! I think to myself WWCD? What would CInder do?

  • No problem... it was a good idea, but DAMN it was hard as hell lol

  • ((hugs))

    *tori*

  • Tori <3333

  • lol I love the lil toilet paper shimmy

  • lol... I was about to lose it, the TP was totally fallin off so I could barely move lol

  • wow...haha

  • lol =D

  • lol glorified water comment time

  • KP <3

  • I lost my virginity with a chainsaw and a hockey mask in the woods.

  • wait, that sounds like I fucked a chainsaw and a hockey mask.  not comfy.

  • hey obbie

  • hey hey, you highness

  • well, to each their own my friend <3

  • I didn't say it was bad. Open you mind, woman. Oh, by the way, I am greater than 3, not less than.

  • lol... fair enough, but next time, film these things!

  • I put my cherry pie on the windowsill to cool and someone just grabbed it.

  • hey justin

  • i hate when that happens

  • LOL are you saying someone stole your cherry pie?

  • I think Justin is telling us he was raped...or burglarized, not sure lol

  • i was smashed to i don't remember....

  • fair enough

  • hey cinder

  • oh hai ron! u ready to do that porn yet?

  • Nice reveal on joining 5AD. Better than X-Men Origins. Mr. Whipple gives the shirt "Five Squeezes."

  • haha.. thanks..funny you mention that, i have xmen origins loaded up to watch on my comp as we speak. <3

  • lol...a preggo cinder...that would be the end of the world...no more drinking..."it's the end of the world as we know it"

  • oh god, thats literally my current biggest fear, that ill get knocked up before im ready to quit drinkin for 9 months... and the fact that im single, that would be bad too lmao

  • That movie Knocked Up is the reason why its not a good idea to get laid while drunk.

  • NO shit right? lol

  • "Glorified Water"....so true but drink enough and it will get you nice

  • not me, maybe her though... she was fkin LIT that night

  • most of the dares was outside shit and a bit hard to do but for he most part you and I did almost the same T and D's

    lmao you'll see

  • what a shocker.. sick minds think alike?

  • Cinder this vid was cool

    you did the TP thing like a champ

  • thanks... that shit was rough

  • I mean lapdance

  • i was wondering about that pbr lol

  • I have not lost my virginity, but I did get a really good handjob from a striper while she was giving me a handjob!

  • hand jobs and strippers and... handjobs? OH MY!

  • lol

  • whats up Brotha

  • trying to watch every vid i missed in the las week..

    how r you my friend

  • chillin man back in Florida helping my boy move. then trying to get back to NYC to hang with these drunks....its going to be a crazy week

    hope all is well with you

  • hey matrix

  • If you show in NY while we're still there, Im totally humping your leg, and STUFF. =D

  • I love the shirt. As far as losing ur virginity. i did it this year. Im 16.

  • ty... and congrats? hopefully it was a good experience, but since your 16, DONT TELL ME THE SPECIFICS! lol

  • It was not good she bled alot. errrrrrrrrr. I had to throw my sheets away. Not good.

  • ew... thats all im sayin lol

  • Yeah it wasn't good.

  • lost my virginity at 16 to a 20 year old chick that i worked with at Burger King!!! cause i was a pimp like that!

  • Luckey you. I'm still a virgin at 27. I have tarrible luck with women for some reason

  • pbr, i dont believe that not for 1 second

  • was the sex AT burger king as well? god i hope not lol

  • Great TP shirt girlie!! I loved the answers for the truths. Sorry I didn't get any questions in. I still love you guys!

  • thanks hun, and no worries, life gets in the way for us all at times, IT SUCKS! lol <3

  • is it cool that im a girl and i like your t.p. shirt? ;)

    xoexo

  • of course... i mean its a shirt with multiple functions, after i wore it im now storing it for an emergency lol

  • ....and I'm spent.

  • thanks satch, ur spam is awesome and it get me hot!

  • Oh dear.....0.0

  • Oh shit! Toilet paper shirt = awesome! XD

    I know how hard that is... I tried it once as well -__-;;

  • yeah, WAY fkin harder than i expected

  • Best use of toilet paper EVAH!!

  • eh, I saved it too, in case i run out, ill have a stash lol

  • I'll share my losing my virginity story when I have one.

    8-(

  • LMFAO! poor guy =(

  • comment spam time!

  • woot woot, long time no spam eh?

  • I'd vote for you!

  • lol ty satch =D

  • The video kept stopping at 0:27. I don't know why.

    But I sure it had everything to do with your legs and my mouse click the stop button. <3

  • "my mouse click the stop button. "

    8-( @ old age

    *shakes head*

  • ha ha.... her legs are kinda sexy aint they??

    rock on-space

  • they all right....LOL

    easy Cinder I'm just F-ing with you. they sexy mami

  • yeah I know you want me Matrix, dont front

  • Only a whole lot!!

    I may create a shrine.....

  • YAY a shrine??? film it!

  • nat is gonna bitch slap you for that clock, and i shall laugh! =X

  • lmfao...had to add in the leg part cuz i looked like total shit in this vid, thank GOD i filmed that on the 4th lol <3

  • I'll fight matrix for you if I have to cinder!

  • lmao... Heather... ill take you over Matrix HANDS DOWN, hes too chicken shit for me anyhow... YEAH I SAID IT! <3

  • Wow, didn't know it was so hard to make a TP shirt.

    I was surprised you were fourth on the drunks roster.. to be in it I mean. I thought you were one of the founders with Justin. Glad they selected you. It's cause you're the most "awesome drunk" chick on YT. No one has the package better than you, and by that I'm talking about your boobs of course, as the toilet paper more than agrees.

    Chicos will be having a field day with your revelation. Eddie might just "bump into" you one of these days.

  • yeah neither did i lol...it was not easy at all!

    yeah I was 4th, justin started it,go with eddie, then mbd, then me, then victor.. they woulda picked me first if they knew how AWESOME i was beforehand, but they only kinda knew lol

    <333

  • Should have used Charmin, its far stronger and TP shirt proven!

  • haha, yeah Im not sure what i have, but that shit was tearing every other wrap around lol

  • ha ha... good to see you post. justin.. aka FAIL.. cant get it done..grrr

    rock on-space

  • to be fair there was YT maintenance yesterday also Clock when you was away and told us at the last minute it was JUSTIN who came through and posted for you...j/s

    that being said... come on Justin you know what you have to do so this doesn't happen to you *cough (post on Sunday nights) cough*

  • yeah, you both get smacked then llol

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