Louis C K - about his kids

[phoenixdown602]

When I was a kid I was like that, and now I feel bad for my parents... kinda lol

[remote929]

i cant find the video where he talks about how his kids dont watch tv! :(

[dirkplummer]

every night at dinner time, this is my 3-year old and me

[genewitch]

Oh man, when i first heard this i thought "no way" but now after trying to get a 6 and 9 year old to eat... truth.

[wingzero540]

You have a Social Security number! You're on the grid motherfucker, EAT!

[MelissaClairC]

"You'll die you idiot!! Eat the food!"

[proaudiohd]

screw this commercial.

[DualofChaos]

He should have said "Eat s*** and die!"

[rayveniael]

omg LOL. So sad this is me. YOUR ON THE GRID. haha

[livingdead67]

u'll die u idiot eat the food rofl

[TehKhalidah]

"You're on the grid, mother fucker, eat!"

[whordini]

@TehKhalidah that part makes me sneariously want to piss my pants!

[marloweowsley]

People need to stop bitching in the comments. My parents ground up my food and blew it up my ass when I was little and I turned out fine.

[Euterpe001]

But what?!

[SuGaaSwag17]

Fuck that shit was funny as helllllll

Lol I love the part where he goes all crazy and says put it in your face and they know I have u. Overall the whole thing was funny VERY FUNNY

[lizkel]

fucking died laughing

its so true

[Jimbomonkey1234]

One troll to derail them all...

[User9787]

@Jimbomonkey1234 hahaha that made me laugh more than the video

[Rickyfondant]

Why just upload the middle section of a routine? Odd decision.

[FREDshouldbSHOT]

but what?????? AAAAAGGGGHHHHH I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!

[xothegirlz]

Umm. I think it is just his style of humor. If you listen to a whole routine about his kids, this is what he thinks afterwards, not what he says to his kids or how he treats them. Take a joke.

[bsrickel]

Take a joke. This is standup comedy. Do you understand that these are JOKES? Get over yourself.

[bsrickel]

The only douche is you! If it offends, don't watch! What are you, some right wing Republican hack job? Go F**king PRAY!

[LIN6LIN6]

I dont belong to either party, I am actually an anarchist, i am also an atheist so i dont pray.

I would consider republicans as people that are ok with child abuse so i dont see how you even came to that conclusion.

i only watched the video one time, i couldn't understand why anyone thought it was funny that is why i posted. I am guessing they are all people that are ok with the mistreatment of children.

[CollieLover23]

@LIN6LIN6 :)

[tensider1]

What mistreatment? This whole bit is about how frustrating kids can be when you're trying to CARE for them.

Do you honestly see this video as an endorsement of any kind of child abuse? Seriously, is that REALLY what you think?

Goddamnit why am I even writing this? I should just do what everyone else on YouTube does and write some dismissive flame then fuck off to my own little world.

But still, I really don't see how you can possibly think this bit is about screaming at your kids as they eat.

[iamstephlet]

@tensider1 They've obviously not seen the one about his 4 year old daughter AKA the asshole. You know, the one about the stupid, little douchebag who never wants to wear shoes?....That one.

[iamstephlet]

@LIN6LIN6 Dude! You pegged it! It's not you, it's just that the rest of us are total douchebags!! All 99.9%. We're such sheep... having a good laugh at all that imaginary child abuse. Hootin' and hollerin' at the expense of abused, nonexistent children everywhere. Not one of us courageous enough to take a stand on this irrelevant issue. BRAVO LIN6LIN6 BRAVO!! You're a beacon of hope for small minded people everywhere.

[bsrickel]

Sorry to disapoint, you racial douche bag! Whiter than white can get!

[linux750]

i bet you're not going to heaven MULLEN. no matter how hard you pray. Jesus doesn't admit douchebags into heaven...

[thekidthatpoops]

i bet you're goin to neither because they don't exists and i sure if they did god wouldn't except you're douche bag theory because the only ones sin free enough to go are douche bags

[flamer41]

u shouldnt judge a person wether they are going to heaven or not, thats gods descision.

[iamstephlet]

IF @flamer41 SAYS DON'T JUDGE....THEN DON'T JUDGE!

[Twamtwams]

@linux750 wow... i have probably never seen a comment MORE wrong o_o jesus ESPECIALLY admits the douchebags. Would he create someone JUST so that they could go to hell and be a douchebag their whole life? You need to quit talking before you embarrass your self any further.

[linux750]

@Twamtwams

dude, chill. i made that comment in jest at mullen. this is the internet don't take what people write on here seriously UNLESS THEY ARE USING ALL CAPS.

[tonymlg91]

@Twamtwams ur a fuckin idiot..gods not real

[Twamtwams]

@tonymlg91 Well, seeing as you've either never read the bible, or maybe just had a bad experience with god, you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. and @linux750 XD sorry dude.

[iamstephlet]

@tonymlg91 compelling argument....where do you do your research? Do you have an intern for fact checking or do you have to do it all yourself?

[iamstephlet]

@Twamtwams ummm i think the word you were looking for was "wronger"....god i wish people would learn proper english before they start spouting off on youtube. They end up looking foolish and only have theirselves to blame.

[Twamtwams]

@iamstephlet LOL....wait...seriously? ;o

[iamstephlet]

@MULLENisJEBUS

i bet you're not

[iamstephlet]

@MULLENisJEBUS

P.S. Here's a heads up to save yourself future embarrassment when presenting yourself as an asshole on the world wide web. There's a difference between "your" and "you're". Your is possessive and You're is a contraction, a literary device used for combining words. Let me use it in a sentence for you. Example: "Hey Homie, thanks for standing up to that bully for me!" --- "No problem dude, I got your back". And that's probably something YOU'RE unfamiliar with. Am I right MULLEN?

[dibrenn3432]

@iamstephlet pwnd.

[uh0oo]

@iamstephlet Ohh my god your right.... I just realized that. Seriously Im not kidding, or being sarcastic. I just now realized there are two diffrent "yours". Wow. I cant beleive I graduated.

[Gautamiyer2]

Honestly, a lot of the things he says, he really doesn't act on. He's being funny and that's what counts. There are certain things that cross a parent's mind every now and then and he just happens to be earning a living by mentioning those things. There's nothing wrong with that. Keep an open mind and you'll enjoy it a lot more, I guarantee it.

[linux750]

relax LIN6, nobody here promotes beating kids. Unless you're using a belt, or a switch, or an extension cord, or a paddle, etc.

[iamstephlet]

@LIN6LIN6 OMG, RIGHT? CHILD ABUSE? SO NOT COOL!

In case you clowns didn't get the memo....ABUSIVE PARENTS SUCK!

I sincerely hope that no one takes any part of this "COMEDY ROUTINE" seriously. We should probably warn people that THESE ARE ONLY JOKES AND YOU SHOULD IN NO WAY GO HOME AND START VERBALLY (OR OTHERWISE) ABUSING YOUR KIDS! I hope it's not too late, God only knows what would happen if it weren't for savvy people like us, policing the interweb. Way to go, Us! Keep up the good work!

[iamstephlet]

@LIN6LIN6

Seriously, what about all the "mentally challenged" viewers, too stupid to realize HE'S JUST KIDDING! Or how bout those folks with a lousy sense of humor who might think it's some sort of "how to" video, like How To Humiliate Your Kids: Do It Yourself In 3 Easy Steps...Child Abuse For Dummies...and I think we're all familiar with, Every Name In The Book: A Parental Guide For Name Calling And Other Tips For Generally Bagging On Your Children. Yikes! Could you imagine?

[anotherlazyguy]

you're an idiot. he's a comedian, he needs to make people laugh. it doesn't mean he actually does this to his kids and because people laugh doesn't mean they're pro-child abuse

[madmatt6661]

@LIN6LIN6 yeah feeding his kid is tourment and not wanting to go to jail for neglect is awful..shit id hate to see your kids lmao

[xLightLordx]

They have your foot print at the hospital! I'm not allowed to let you die!

Louis CK is the greatest comedian out there. I just hope he doesn't really talk to his kids like that. Anyway, he is even better than Dane Cook.

[jenfine]

Louis = genius

[Blade9450]

Put it in your faaace!

[volcomsk8271]

you have a social security number, your on the grid motherfucker....

[plincoln21]

funniest part of his whole routine because it is 100% fucking true

[reinhartmenken]

What he said is literally what I think about when I think about making kids eat their food, which made it all the more hilarious :p

Sorry for not including more, but I only included this for one of my friend who recently had a kid (well, a year ago)

[reinhartmenken]

Yep, pretty much "You'll die if you don't eat. They(people) know that I have you. I'll go to jail if you die."

Do you need clarification about anything you didn't understand? Really, I feel bad that you didn't understand what I said.

[ALPHAHXCORE]

@reinhartmenken that's what stand-up is about. it's relatable

[xoxSushi]

I love the way he just bluntly talks about how annoying kids really are. Hahaha.

[SharksKid]

I wish you had included some more...at least so he could finish that sentence at the end.

[Kristenblisten]

Look up C.K. Louis-Having Kids to hear him talk alot more about his kids...its hilarious too by the way

[jleb310ce]

"You're on the grid motherfucker!! " LOL

[swaGa1nRz]

i think the guy under you just said that

[fuckamericanidiot]

and?

[swaGa1nRz]

nvm, you obviously dont get it.

[fuckamericanidiot]

no i understand perfectly, you're irritated by the fact that someone else found the same line funny. I don't know why.

[swaGa1nRz]

nope you still dont get it.

[fuckamericanidiot]

try me

[swaGa1nRz]

okay, lets just forget about it. really, this is stupid.

[lmayo003]

"you're on the grid motherfucker, eat" LMAO

[dirtbikedudexxx]

hahahaha

[reinhartmenken]

Yeah he's hilarious. That's pretty much the same thought process I go through when I don't feel like eating "eat or die".

[jerkrash]

just fucking EAT IT!

[ahuguet123]

hahaha

[cjbnaz]

another Great Video Louis

[luptonicedtea]

This guy's freaking awesome.

[TheLoneRanger13]

i know who you are hahahhahaha