Brawlgasm: Episode 1

[gheboy2]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

[magmon1000]

171 broke a little kids neck

[TheSupershadow17]

Dude, I got to tell you that someone is copying you !!!=( I forgot what was his name, but If you find the name, unlike him and flag him for what he did!!!-=(

[TheToadRacer]

@TheSupershadow17 are you talking about the series Smashtasm?

[JuliaSMro]

Snake:but what? *box hide* Kirby:Snake get out of the box. Snake:NO. your gonna yell at me. Kirby:umm, I'm not gonna yell at you. Snake:you promise? Kirby:yes i promise;C'mon get out of there! Snake:Make me. Kirby: oh that's it?*picks box and throws* Snake:UUHHHHGG! *hides in another box* Kirby:oh... C'mon this is just rediculous c'mon get out of there *picks box and throws* C'mon give me that box Snake:NO!!! *hides in another box* Kirby:WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING THESE?!! Snake:I don't know!

[JuliaSMro]

Snake:I don't care god dammit SHUT! UP!!! (punches lucas)

Lucas:ooowwwww! you hit meeeeeee *crys*

Snake:hey, hey, hey shhhhh (brokes lucas's neck)

(lucas dies)

Snake:oh my god...o o OH MY GOD. I just killed him...

look at his fucking damage metter

lol XD

[JuliaSMro]

Snake:So, i'm not gonna get in trouble?

Kirby:Of course not.

Link:Oh yeah!He's gonna get in trouble!

Kirby:SHUT UP LINK YOUR NOT HELPING!

LOL

[mjnewcomb]

peach sounds wierd...realy wierd

[mjnewcomb]

lol damage meter over 9000000

[penguin30007]

171 wont come out of the box

[TokikoNyuu]

is it just me or did that look more like he was raping sonic?

[SuperMarioMichael100]

im terrible with kids too Hey dad... shut up kid and get back in the closet........ ok

[eveelover100]

you dexterboy and shippiddge should make more machinimas together

[Cactusman129]

WHOSE TOO SLOW NOW??

[Okamii007]

171 people don't know where Snake's boxes come from

[SuperSaiyajin2Klonoa]

Slow and Steady always wins the race, meaning that Snake beats Sonic anyday.

[bamamack5]

u broke sonics neck 42 times new record whoop whoop lol funny

[sasuke98400]

die sonic!!!

[RetardedTvInc]

I know why the stopped it its because there parents found out about their channel. he told me and the channel was bought by someone else...

[rogueshadow1933]

@RetardedTvInc Are you talking about Guitarmaster's channel? Because if you are then you're fucking retarded.

[BlackRockShooter789]

@razorman702 Wow.... your right!

[Spax086]

fuck-a you, itsa good idea!

[cardcaptorken]

ha



[LightierHiperSonic]

WHOS TOO SLOW NOW SUCKA?!

[razorman702]

1:27 He used the Epic NO from chuggaaconroy

[CrushingC10996WM]

i miss this series

[KingLevaan]

@smoke2jointkl you're a fucking troll

[mastermanZ23]

lol this is funny



[krishna082400]

poor sonic...

[TheCooldude5667]

lyle do you do a voice

[XYunaRikkuPaineX]

Are you guys with Machinima?? Voices sound familiar. :P

[BIGNIG2500]

@XYunaRikkuPaineX this guy is Lyle from Sanity not Included and Storymode

[ikemarthlinkrich]

1:37, link: sure you will get in trouble~~~  kiby: SHUT UP link, your not helping

[ikemarthlinkrich]

1:25, infinity snake box glitch!

[ikemarthlinkrich]

THE DAMAGE IS TALKING TO ME! WTF FTW!

[reka10]

eww hes raping sonic.

[drawkcaBemaNresU]

168 people had their neck snapped by Snake.

[pentmon]

Hey k--.. hey. alright liste.. i dont care god damnit SHUT! UP!!

[realafah]

167 people are sad that they dont have talking damage meters

[roxasnot]

thus sanity not included was created

[sonichog4]

Poor Sonic

[64malek]

hahahaha

[ariyiasan23]

Hilarious

[dustindignard1010]

this is soooooo much better than smashtasm!

Snake your not gonna get in trouble.

O yea he is!

Ur NOT HELPING!

[kidpizza98]

200 times snakes snaps sonic neck

[233Markus]

the ending m a d e m e s a y L O L !

[53SonGoku53]

i don´t now that link can talk

[AnArousedPanda]

I remember when this had 2000 views and YouTube streams were THE shit. :,)

[CCAWT]

ROFL at the ending

[magmon1000]

damn it you beat my record of 735 with out using a grabbing move

[MegaDeforest]

shut up link!

[dragonlordr1]

I love this. b sure to see brawltorians

[asspassgas]

how do you do the neck thing

[FinalDemolition]

@asspassgas grab the opponent

rapidly press the a button while your still holding the opponent

[werock12349]

i wish you guys made more brawlgasm and wolfs retarded mission



[BeautifulNightAnimal]

Everytime I watch it. Fucking amazing.

[disneyking81]

its so funny 

[SkittlesLoveMyHair]

no your gonna yell at me....

[shinyriolu21]

Only a real man can pull a box out of his anus...

[drakemanification]

167 people are OUT OF THERE FUCKING MIND!?!

[13saxman]

obviously he's dead, breathing and what not...lol

[PrincessPeach6357]

This is incredible! I love this :D XD

[shadowknight1121]

I can't do anything riiight! lol

[CheshireLite]

"Please.. Never speak again.. *twirls sword* or else we'll have a problem." Perfect timing is perfect

[konahauchiha]

how can ness die from a box

[TheAshTroll]

So I'm not going to get in trouble?

Of course not! ^^

Hell yeah he's gonna get in trouble!

[Mangler559]

Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Owned! Yeah who's too slow now, Sonic? Who's too slow now? Ha ha ha ha!

[hamburgermeat1818]

i like how they gave kirby a normal voice, its awesome!

[nineo24evaa]

link; holy shit that guy just broke a kid neck

[madapocket]

Sonic got owned. Nuff said.

[shadowlink301]

how come the cpu who was peach not attack anybody? was this in training

[mrjhrock2010]

1:45 just give me 1 good reason to get out of this boGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[rawrimamagicaldino]

"Okay. I'ma go get me an abortion." XDDDDDDD LOL!!!!!

[FastRapidash]

Hahaa 1:07 - 1:30 ... ^^

[XxLoverScarletxX]

WHAT THE FUCK?! SONIC IS FOREVER DYING!!! Sigh... Ah. Snake is evil.

[xXdark6master6zeroXx]

Epicness... epicsnake

[toiletmunger]

Transcribe audio. At the end, it makes NO SENSE!

[scarstarx3]

LOL " GOD DAMNIT SHUT UP! " XD

[TheJohanna8]

I LOVE THIS!! ITS FUUNNNNYYy!!!!

[devilslaya25]

1:00 OKAI... IMA GO GET ME AN ABORTION!

[ShadowKyle44]

This was originaly gonna be in Retard Daycare, but too long

[MrGoldx6]

LOL 

[55guitarguru]

he raped sonic!!!!!!

[vyperspit]

John Gacy commited "minor murders" and he got the death sentence.

[LunaGirl101]

Before the shots of testosterone happened....

[LoveSoulless]

I love this! Kirby's voice is awesome! Snake reminds me of.. well, myself! I HATE kids xD

[ClownAssasinator14]

Moral of the story, breaking necks is fun

[no1ikefan]

163 people got killed when they were a kid!!

[TheLink1595]

He shouldve continued making more....

[HanerTheHedgehog]

@TheLink1595 ITS STOLEN LUIGI. HE DIDNT MAAAAKE IT!

[edmabiaelcharged]

162 people kill a child

[Lotus201877]

xD sonic just got raped

[Jirodim]

Brawlgasm made me Gasm

[OmegaDebu]

1:57 Snake: Owned owned owned owned

Sonic: WAAH! WAH! WAH! WAAAH!

[MarioPeachLover]

Kirby: WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING THESE?!?!?!

Snake: I Don't Know!!!

Me: XD lol

[xoSymone100xo]

Poor sonic ^ _^

[xoSymone100xo]

Peach: alright I c u later I an going to get a abortion

Link: ok... Wait... Wat

Lol

[Mlashmellows]

LOL @ Peach's voice!!!

[sergianX]

1 question.... why the hell was snake r4ping sonic

[Mickothebest]

The only reason why I watched this is the last 30 seconds.

[Dynakirby63]

HOW DOES A BOX KILL A CHILD!?

[JamOneSeven]

@Dynakirby63 sharp edges

[Dynakirby63]

@JamOneSeven Soft sharp edges.

[tshea57]

Fuck snake

[lilzaye1000]

63 times his broke sonic's damn neck Snake: Hey Conel Sonic Said Im To slow

Conel: SNap His NEck 63 time ok after that it's ovver 9000

Snake:WTF OMG! IT"S OVER 9000

[saidshitt]

guys if u like stuff like this u hav to watch the contingency plan by dexterboy124 its fukn awesome but he wont make the series if theres no enuff views so please go watch teh epicness

[Dat804Balla]

sonic just got but raped 1:57 2:23

[sonikthehero]

2:03 Sonic got raped to death

[tjmc69]

sonic sucks

[kelala12]

During the credits, it kinda looks like snake is raping sonic. :P not good

[yuiritsumiomugiazusa]

? 'o' ?

Ok?

[htfNO1fan]

why the hell would snake kill lucas and nes?!?!?!?! holy **** dude!

[angelforce001]

Only a real man WOULD BEAT UP A HELPLESS CHILD!!!!!!

[Riotmaker888]

@angelforce001 Only real men talk like a man! RAAH! RAAH! RAAH! RAAH! I like ponies...

[akw200]

@angelforce001 lol S&I

[lilzaye1000]

Conel: Snake wtf

[TheDukuTree]

OVER 9000 LOL

[AlextheSharpshooter]

it looks like rape but it is neck craking :D

[kickas100]

at the end he was not screwin sonic in the ass he was snapin his neck go see the commentary if u dont beleive me which half u people dont any how and to those half i call them a dumbass

[DragonGirl881]

@vampy551 She says 'That's messed up!'

[IzumyBBL]

Oh my good 1:59

[ryandom93]

Who let Marge Simpson voice Peach?

[Stryker1297]

ending: Rape

[vampy551]

What the hell does Peach saaaay.

[DugaStarts]

HAHAHA poor Sonic

[MrFunman510]

I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TenthPrestigeOrBust]

Hell yea he's gonna get in trouble

[penguin30007]

SONIC!!!!!!!

[Cradley51]

i counted 64 times he can snap a neck

[darknessleaderzero]

lmafo sonic got raPED

[jdecoud1]

poor lucas and ness...

[mimitheechidna]

snake kinda sounds like kaiba from the abridged series.

[abs1234321]

@mimitheechidna screw the rules i can break necks

[GoldDragonPrincess]

I thought Snake was supposed to be assraping Sonic at the end. O_o

[kiki20ful]

159 people missed the like button

[Windstar92]

Ending was totally worth it.

[sdmitch16]

Shoots him with a bazooka after wrenching his neck 62 times!! METAL GEAR

[Celestrian572]

SuperMario9561 is right. Snake broke sonic's neck 63 times.

[ssbbdiego]

Dammit its very funny

[greentophat]

At 1:07 reminds me of a part in Family Guy XD

[SuperMario9561]

63 times

[Celestrian572]

the first time I saw this, I thought this was awful... and yet , seeing it again, I laughed for most of the video...weird.

[TheDiffusedPotatoe]

No. Yur gonna yell at me!

[TheLvicorp]

ha guitarmasterx7 you made peach's voice hilarious

[hawk97377]

63 times



[DaffD1608]

This series rocks!!!

[xXxLilSisSakuraxXx]

hey i created a group on facebook about how funny this is soo O_o look it up. its called Brawlgasm DX

[lunalombaxflower09]

poor sonic...hes my favorite character too!

[drifter306]

funny man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deltan10]

kirby:where do you keep getting these?

snake: I don't know

lol

[reyhrh1]

lol sorry for sonic hmmm i wonder if he needs to go to a doctor or HOSPITAL

[Randomastv2]

(Ness gets owned by the box) I CANT DO ANYTHING RIIIIGHT! X(

[wiidude30]

Sonic doesn't have a neck, so, Snake could have just taking his head of...? I don't know the logic here xD

[iluvtdi12]

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT­TTTT!!!!

[therckr123]

stop raping sonic you bastard

[SasukeManicFred]

LMAO

[konflictcam]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[samuspoonschief]

He molested Sonic after murdering children? LOL.

[Roxyventus]

Ahh brawlgasm, the first video i've ever watched from guitarmasterx7, and ever since,i've been a fan.

[REEDEEFEEDEE]

Oh, Sonic! Whos too slow now?!

[NeverRunAwayFromMe]

lol so funny except so many cuss words

[REEDEEFEEDEE]

@NeverRunAwayFromMe "Except"???? That adds funny.

[iluvtdi12]

I'll eat one of your grenades, will that cheer you up?

[TheBaileyNinja]

lol

[azulkatie]

i love u lyle

[godofwar1470]

i'm back



[NekoGirlVampire]

I CAN"T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!!

oh god not again -_-'

[ReapersBringLife]

wow it looked like snake ra ped sonik o_o

[ChaosEmperalSSBM]

Snkae would make a good parent.

He knows how discipline children.

[AttackU4pie]

Gotta buferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrr

[TheChampionofdoom]

snake breaking sonic's neck looks for like humping lol

[KIDCON26]

owned owned owned owned owned owned owned lets how many times can i cak a neck 1 2 3 4 5 o i lost count lest do it again