I kept hearing about a new book called SECRET ADVANTAGES OF A POKER PRO so i finally tried to check it out and i must admit it was great! its an ebook on amazon and barns n noble! its got real techniques you can use before during and after you go play cards!
@Classicrockguy what do you mean "use your imagination genius" of course people will understand her putting a fucking banana in her mouth, its the fact that she bathed it with the most randomest shit that is making us think twice.
she looked like she was going to go write down the banana, that would have been better if she put that thing completely away in her throat then pulled it out and winked.
You mean pause at :39 when it's in her mouth. Has anyone seen Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back? Jason Mewes is a lucky man. I could also say that for her as well. :)
Her tits were awesome in "American Pie".......but I would have killed to see a closeup shot of her pussy in that movie........I bet it's perfectly trimmed and right shade of pink.
Elizabeth played in the Main Event of the 2005 World Series of Poker and won a special tournament celebrating the opening of a new poker room at Caesars Palace hotel in January 2006
Oh yeah Shannon. Yeah Shannon. Yeah Shannon. Slower baby. Slower. Slow- oh that's it. Right there. Yeah baby. Yea-AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 14
3 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
um... you used "slotty" as an adjective, I was asking for a definition. Since an adjective does not necessarily pertain to girls, then I was not referring to it at all now, was I?
ok! you're right. Thanks el asalta culos. Es increible como pude haber dudado de la alta clase y cultura despues de leer un nombre tan ilustre como El asalta culos! Gracias por iluminarme! xD
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!
2 me she is the epitome of a beautiful woman. too bad she doesnt do that many movies. I read somewhere shes gonna do dancing with the stars..hopefully its true..
2 me she is the epitome of a beautiful woman. too bad she doesnt do that many movies. I read somewhere shes gonna do dancing with the stars..hopefully its true..
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs..sorry /i fell for it sorry :(
Why would I stalk her? You guys come on here so you can fufill your dumbass fantasys. It is pathetic. I dont care if you believe me or not. I am friends with her.
lol keep dreaming m8. I happen to think she is very attractive, I typed in her name and this came up, there is no fantasy. The only fantasy is u thinking that u r her friend
the reason people don't believe you is because you are trying to defend yourself. In the overwhelming majority of cases, friends of people who are famous care not for people who don't believe them about their friendships, because they themselves know it is real.
There are too many Canadians who appear to hate Americans and it is easy to say "Canada sucks" and tick them off.
I know Canada is diverse...You have your wonderful libertarian folks and lax marijuana laws in BC which the American Govt cries like idiots about... And then you have your quasi-french idiots whom even most Canadians hate...
Nice to have a civilized discussion on these boards. Its obvious that you know your history but I was never refering to the US being the devil. But we will leave at that. btw i am not canadian I was just asking because I really wanted to know.
If it had not been for the russians fighting in the eastern front, Hitler would not have sent most of his army defending the western coast of euorope to russia. Most of the armies defending normandie were sent to protect the eastern front, the US intelligence saw that and decided to enter through the normandie beaches which were very vulnerable to invasion. Yes the americans did contribute a lot, and I mean a lot by bombing germany. They crumbled their factories and supplies.
some pls tell me where this was from ?
djwazo1 4 months ago
WHY DID HE HIT THE BUZZER?!?!?!?!?!
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SuperOldwiseman 7 months ago
she has mad skills lol
dapoedog 8 months ago
She married ugly jewish Hollywood producer to get roles but never saw in even one good movie. All she got was the ugly jew on top of her.
AndTheirLies 10 months ago
@AndTheirLies
Please rename yourself to: andMyHate
You're just a stupid racist.
HTTPCore 8 months ago
@AndTheirLies
and you are dumb racist fuck
B7HD 6 months ago
what the fuck do you not get? She's hot and stuck a penis-shaped object in her mouth. Use your imagination genius.
Classicrockguy 10 months ago
@Classicrockguy what do you mean "use your imagination genius" of course people will understand her putting a fucking banana in her mouth, its the fact that she bathed it with the most randomest shit that is making us think twice.
AMVisuals 6 months ago
dude american pie 1, boner blasting through my roof
tonyt0ny 11 months ago
I don't get it either.
But she is one incredibly gorgeous, sexy, amazing-looking chick.
RebornThroughHate 11 months ago
i guess nowadays there is no limit on what one does or says on TV ...
madmax797 1 year ago
what the hell was the point of that?
... why am I asking?
AwollSGF 1 year ago 10
Ohhh....I Came
SSJSasuke777 1 year ago
she looked like she was going to go write down the banana, that would have been better if she put that thing completely away in her throat then pulled it out and winked.
dessiesdoneit 1 year ago
Crap!
Casinossos 1 year ago
shes hot, but... wtf is this shit?
blaupunkt600 1 year ago
shes a slut
pleasureman666 1 year ago
she reminds me of katy perry
jocinondemhaterzmen 1 year ago
it was so hot until she bit it....AAAAAAAAAGHH!
hardjustice9366 1 year ago 2
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massiveyouth 1 year ago
I JUST CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
condorhunter007 1 year ago
I bet his penis twitched. Thats a genuine "blow me" moment right there.
blackevil1990 1 year ago
You mean pause at :39 when it's in her mouth. Has anyone seen Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back? Jason Mewes is a lucky man. I could also say that for her as well. :)
sexykitten0627 1 year ago
practice makes perfect :D
DontFearGrim 1 year ago
Her tits were awesome in "American Pie".......but I would have killed to see a closeup shot of her pussy in that movie........I bet it's perfectly trimmed and right shade of pink.
Hunkola 1 year ago 5
@Hunkola and when you open it the scent of jasmin poofs out aaahhh
MidnightDC696969 1 year ago
Elizabeth played in the Main Event of the 2005 World Series of Poker and won a special tournament celebrating the opening of a new poker room at Caesars Palace hotel in January 2006
roastacsmee 1 year ago
she can't stop saying oright oright oright girls who suck are whores
internalpeaceseeker 1 year ago
@internalpeaceseeker
Girls who dont suck r whores
BestNewMusic09 1 year ago
@BestNewMusic09
it's the other way round, the opposite, you must be too young, you can't understand now, wait ten years and then reply ok ?
internalpeaceseeker 1 year ago
wtf..? o.O
blaupunkt600 1 year ago
wtf
bendustries 1 year ago
Nadia
mattsson20 1 year ago
I would love to insert my penis into Shannon's vagina, if you know what I mean
Tehui1974 1 year ago 7
@Tehui1974 :)))))) I'm not quite sure what you mean...
capcaunuu 1 year ago
DAMN
MorarSamuel 1 year ago
damn, what a sexy bitch
GustavoMdeOliveira 1 year ago 2
The way she pushes her hair back before she does it just so damn sexy!
HariboTHEREDPAK 2 years ago
Hahahahaha lol at 0:20 - 0:21 he´s like: Damn dont do that!!!!!
kalaentertainmentt 2 years ago
I bet it would be hot if she shit in someone's mouth.
NCdude76 1 year ago
what the hell TV show is this, and what is happening?
not that i mind.
squidpants 2 years ago
STAY AWAY FROM MY DICK
oh fuck, i'll risk it.
Clifton100 2 years ago 6
BAD KITTY!!!!!!!!!
ermayo93 2 years ago
Pointless ..... but just plain HOTT when she does it ........... lol
anonymousent 2 years ago 3
blowjob 101 what do u mean
littlenickyscarfo 2 years ago
Hahah I miss this show so bad. I wish I could find the whole clip somewhere!
FiReStOrMWolverine 2 years ago
watch the australian ver.. way better
kickmiass 2 years ago
That was pointless. What was the point of that, not even sexy.
fridsade 2 years ago
0:38. Yeah, take that NBC!
Bunnsofsteel 2 years ago 2
big breath and big sigh
prince0151 2 years ago
I don't get it. What is she trying to do/prove?
Bookmaus 2 years ago 32
she likes that penis
hbk1012 2 years ago
wow. thats just dumb.
okonomiyaki51 2 years ago 3
i don't get it
Lilin1989 2 years ago 4
Americans are so stupid
Boffdog24 2 years ago
your a austrailian fagget
FEAR1818 2 years ago
You prove my point. You can't spell and u have shit grammar. you're the faggot
Boffdog24 2 years ago
Uao Uao Uao!!!
haggardiego 2 years ago
0.38 =D
xxxAlain 2 years ago
What a sexy dress and what a hot body she has.
david3489 2 years ago
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Oh My, Such hilarity.
THAT WAS AWFUL AND NOT FUNNY AND SHANNON ELIZABETH IS BLOODY INSULTING TO COMEDY.
theultimatecoolsers 2 years ago
Oh yeah Shannon. Yeah Shannon. Yeah Shannon. Slower baby. Slower. Slow- oh that's it. Right there. Yeah baby. Yea-AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!
TheConciseStatement 2 years ago 5
very nice quality
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I'd like Shannon to do that trick to my cock!
Hunkola 2 years ago
Bite your penis off?
Dredzy 2 years ago 6
no, just the head
FullTiltAdvisor 2 years ago
Id like to keep the head, ty
dejakhalz 2 years ago
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i fucked shannon befor
cheetosbitch 2 years ago
That looked painfull..
Anyways, she's hhawwt!
tacosalad98 2 years ago 2
she could do that any day with mine banana =D
Damn!
Torebye 3 years ago
Hell yeah, mine too!...except the biting off part XD
Zafoshin 2 years ago 5
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Make love to me as if there's no tomorrow!
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JustineKennedy33 3 years ago
WTF was that? anyways... shes mine!!!!
45Mang 3 years ago
Well we know how she gets her roles!
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Shes such a slut
HrcWhitey 3 years ago
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Sorry, i'm creeped out :(
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand
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I saw Shannon Elizabeth in playboy. Nice tits, great ass, and keeps her bush nice and trimmed bush, none of that shaved tottler look.
Avatarblackwolf 3 years ago
a corporate bubba with a banana in his mouth rock on.
markootchie 3 years ago
...i dont get it....
mukyluver43 3 years ago
exactly...
WisconsinParkour 3 years ago
Cuz u never got it
FrankBT 3 years ago
i agree you sad shit heads get a girlfriend
gtacman388 3 years ago
you bunch of sad fucks
kc1612 3 years ago
i wish i were holding the banana...
confusedandbloody 3 years ago
i wish i was that banana!
mistaunbeatabl 3 years ago
ha ha i dont get it either
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she is so hot..
midnightcat11 3 years ago 2
i like shannon elizebeth she was hot in jay and silent bob strike back, but wtf is bullshit, God u americans have some shit tv
zeightygeisty 3 years ago 4
Yeah, shows like that suck but not all American tv is like that. When American TV shows are good, they're damn good.
FatAmericanGenius 3 years ago
The hell are you talking about? Stuff like this hardly ever comes on American tv. If you want disgusting horny pigs go look at Japan.
Nosefucker 3 years ago
Nosefucker, u say that like its a bad thing :D
acdc11491 3 years ago
Haha!
Nosefucker 3 years ago
she can cum suck me off
yerrj 3 years ago
lol at pjppjp24
HBDdion 3 years ago
I don't get it oO
W4RW017 3 years ago
this is shannon before she turned into diva
LACurls93 3 years ago 3
What the fuck was she doing with that banana?
I know i've got a spare banana around here somewhere...
pjppjp24 3 years ago 3
omfg she is so hot
I liked her best in american pie 2
c0mp01 3 years ago
so damn hot omfg
shNzZzZ 3 years ago
Ever since we seen her in American Pie 2 I guess that many guys will think twice about using the webcam. Ha ha.
NazriB 3 years ago
it was american pie 1, with the webcam, not 2 u dillweed
prozzak2006 3 years ago 17
True'n'True. The chick in the webcam scene is comming back in the second, so it couldn't been in AP2
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THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
kennyem018 3 years ago
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Wtf? What was that and mabye I say that cus well I'm HIGH but i think without being HIGH I'd still say wtf?
mikederda 3 years ago
Loser. if u want brag about being High go back to grade school.
Bondagefiend 3 years ago 28
wow ur high big deal
c0mp01 3 years ago
Why the hell was'nt she is Clerks 2?
woodenthomas 3 years ago
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shonibaloni 3 years ago
what the hell was that!? LOL
PollyCloetta 3 years ago 5
Wow... she makes up in slotty what she lacks in funny.
Matika 3 years ago
wtf is slotty? like it has many slots?
Elasaltaculos 3 years ago
ok Mr. Grammar, so I made a fucking typo! at least I don't refer to girls as it!!! hahaha
Matika 3 years ago
true say
1999sis 3 years ago
um... you used "slotty" as an adjective, I was asking for a definition. Since an adjective does not necessarily pertain to girls, then I was not referring to it at all now, was I?
try again....
Elasaltaculos 3 years ago
ok! you're right. Thanks el asalta culos. Es increible como pude haber dudado de la alta clase y cultura despues de leer un nombre tan ilustre como El asalta culos! Gracias por iluminarme! xD
Matika 3 years ago
ur a prick no one likes you outcast
1999sis 3 years ago
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nothing happens at 00:37. sad cunt
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!
OriMedian 3 years ago
Pause it at 00:37
HappyMotion 3 years ago 25
this shit rocks!
danHiBiKiFaNaTiC 3 years ago 3
Do that with me!
ChicagoSportsFan82 3 years ago 2
She's actually in a new movie called "Deal". It comes out on DVD on April 25. You can find more info on the MySpace page for the movie.
smithester 3 years ago
2 me she is the epitome of a beautiful woman. too bad she doesnt do that many movies. I read somewhere shes gonna do dancing with the stars..hopefully its true..
jaerok09 3 years ago 2
2 me she is the epitome of a beautiful woman. too bad she doesnt do that many movies. I read somewhere shes gonna do dancing with the stars..hopefully its true..
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demondog20 3 years ago
she cuts your dick
leanderiscool 3 years ago
This sucks! I hate watching chics who resort to sex cos their not funny. No shame these celebrity Yanks!
afrity 3 years ago 6
i want her to stroke my penis.
fruscianteman 4 years ago 5
i had the biggest crush on her in 9th grade
RichardJ17 4 years ago
same here
Abraveliltoaster 3 years ago 2
she knows what to do with a dick
DanJZero 4 years ago 4
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That is so fucking DUMB
chewylyrics 4 years ago
Shannon, lick my banana, but don't bite it!!!
meshter555 4 years ago
ho la la
watothesurfer 4 years ago
shes very talented
Jay333888 4 years ago 6
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That's great, just the slutty idol all the young girls need to see today! Brittney is not enough, I guess. Damn slut!
freddytuber 4 years ago
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Shannon is a great friend of mine and you do not need to be talking about her like that. GET SOME FUCKING MANNERS!!!
gcsgirl011 4 years ago
shannon may be a friend of u, which i doubt, but she is also a public figure. public figures get criticised. everyone does it, so do you.
deur6 4 years ago 4
lol no ur just a dumb stalker
CAmAd727 4 years ago 2
BAHAAHA ROFL, so true
Abraveliltoaster 3 years ago
Why would I stalk her? You guys come on here so you can fufill your dumbass fantasys. It is pathetic. I dont care if you believe me or not. I am friends with her.
gcsgirl011 3 years ago
lol keep dreaming m8. I happen to think she is very attractive, I typed in her name and this came up, there is no fantasy. The only fantasy is u thinking that u r her friend
CAmAd727 3 years ago 2
I understand that she is famous. But people can be their friends. I also understand how this is hard to believe. WHAT KIND OF PROOF CAN I GIVE YOU??
gcsgirl011 3 years ago
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look at my profile. That is a picture of us in the bahammas.
gcsgirl011 3 years ago
the reason people don't believe you is because you are trying to defend yourself. In the overwhelming majority of cases, friends of people who are famous care not for people who don't believe them about their friendships, because they themselves know it is real.
JuveStriker 3 years ago
make a video of yourself with her then post it on youtube there all the proof i need
jdubb11112 3 years ago
stop acting as if you know her for gods sake
zmasterflex0 3 years ago
Why would you even say that you were?
Honestly, why do you think we care about who you are friends with?
afugkug 3 years ago
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wow, now if only that bananna was supplanted by my dick.
fruscianteman 4 years ago
Yeah you'd probably end up and inch shorter
AntiHamster500 4 years ago
Needs to do porn.
Y2ANJ 4 years ago 6
anyone have the intire sketch uploaded?
swissprincess16 4 years ago 4
This woman needs to be in more movies.
Doom20990 4 years ago 7
shes amazing
cokebombz 4 years ago 7
D A M N
dbz4lifemm 4 years ago 3
there is a god!!!!!
sagem28 4 years ago
nohate here!shannon is HOT
outlaw1699 4 years ago
what the hell was that?
phantom5691 4 years ago 6
That isn't a fucking deep throat...
DeadFuckFaceGirl 4 years ago
With a name like DeadFaceFuckGirl, i am sure your very qualified to know!.
hotwok19 4 years ago 14
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well, you must be very smart, is your momma proud at you?
DeadFuckFaceGirl 4 years ago
Dumb FHM humor.
rigelnigel 4 years ago
she's so hot.
why doesn't she get naked anymore?
viker77 4 years ago 7
would you guys stop arguing and appreciate the awesomeness of shannon elizabeth deep throating a banana???
HappyGav89 4 years ago 2
Man, she can take my banana all day long.
18091993 4 years ago 3
y would she want too
eastcoastrider23 4 years ago
I wish that was my bananna
YOUBUBES 4 years ago
Really? Does that include having the end bitten off???
greenhills2007 4 years ago
Really? Does that include having the end bitten off???
greenhills2007 4 years ago
oh cazzo!
jhgchgfkhgff 4 years ago
I am also for answering so harshly at first. No hard feeling he?
PRAlex13 4 years ago
btw honest question, why do so many americans hate canada
PRAlex13 4 years ago
There are too many Canadians who appear to hate Americans and it is easy to say "Canada sucks" and tick them off.
I know Canada is diverse...You have your wonderful libertarian folks and lax marijuana laws in BC which the American Govt cries like idiots about... And then you have your quasi-french idiots whom even most Canadians hate...
Rush & John Candy rule.
badsysop 4 years ago
Nice to have a civilized discussion on these boards. Its obvious that you know your history but I was never refering to the US being the devil. But we will leave at that. btw i am not canadian I was just asking because I really wanted to know.
PRAlex13 4 years ago
A lot of people here, unfortunately, think exactly that. Sorry if I jumped to early, and incorrect, conclusions.
badsysop 4 years ago
But what I am triying to say is that the US did not win the war all by itself.
PRAlex13 4 years ago
Better yet : They would never have won the war all by themselves. Oooor they would just.. throw some nukes on germany as well.
kageromaru 4 years ago
If it had not been for the russians fighting in the eastern front, Hitler would not have sent most of his army defending the western coast of euorope to russia. Most of the armies defending normandie were sent to protect the eastern front, the US intelligence saw that and decided to enter through the normandie beaches which were very vulnerable to invasion. Yes the americans did contribute a lot, and I mean a lot by bombing germany. They crumbled their factories and supplies.
PRAlex13 4 years ago
holy shit that was crap the australian version is awesome that wasnt funny but it was hot il give it that
NBAGameWinners 4 years ago